Peter Gabriel
Peter Gabriel

I wanted to name my first kid Peter Gabriel, but my wife said she'd divorce me and file for custody if that happened so, I named them Phil Collins. It's the same kid, really, and my first was the Genesis of having more kids. Now they're in middle school and are relentlessly teased. Sure, they changed their name to Colin, but most kids know their real name and it's not uncommon to hear "Feel Collin!, Feel Collin's (nuts)" in the school hallways before class. Kids are so mean. I named my second kid Peter Gabriel, and even they get teased. Kids refer to him as "Petter..."

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