I feel like it's parent day at my kid's kindergarten and I'm listening to children's nursery rhymes. Any moment and someone in a Big Bird costume is going to pop out of a garbage can with a ukulele. "Isn't this fun?! C'mon parents! Sing along!" That's all fine and interesting the first two times, but I've got four kids and I need to go back to work. What a bitter waste of time...