Tried my hardest to give this 90s’ proto-Korn LP a fair shake, but after the third mention of jizz I had figured out this wasn’t for me. The instrumentals are squarely repetitive butt rock, but clearly think they’re hard-hitting metal which is a little sad. The lyricism is whiny and immature as previously noted, the tracks swing from hard rock to schmaltzy balladry without any cohesion, and the ill-advised cover as closer almost feels like the frontman was making an attempt to show off his vocals (spoilers: they are not show-off worthy). The coup de grace is that this thing runs for an entire hour, which would be sad if it didn’t play all of its annoying cards in the first 5 minutes.