1001 Albums Summary

turn to stone - highkey giving beetles mixed with queen icl idk what they're saying but wtv we ball fast tempo is fun prolly won't listen to this again violin is nice the little fast rap thing after the bridge isn't my favorite some instrumentals feel overpowering like theres too much going on we get it you turn to stone overall 3/10 It's over - nice instrumentals always love an orchestra sounds like a choir love the orchestra they're amazing orchestra + guitar = peak glad its not as loud and overpowering as turn to stone love the (relative) simplicity wish more was happening vocally still wouldn't listen to this again, too many men this song is like a minute too long im bored hurry tf up longest 15s of my life overall 5/10 Sweet talkin' woman - yay violin these little falsetto ad libs are so strange why do they sound like that anything in parentheses is throwing me off why is it so strangely high pitched love the instrumentals 3 songs in and im already sick and tired of this album just saying words atp why does it slow down at the end of EVERY song be original overall 5/10 basic alt pop song Across the Border - why is there a train flute is giving western but also bollywood nvm theres a fiddle thats western asf yay synth ok yay this is fun this sounds like knock off queen but its fine queen w/ synths ig fun song not bad still too long yay less repetition of the same damn thing i hear that pizzicato i hear violins but no other orchestral strings ts pmo this was fun still wouldn't listen again overall 5/10 Night in the City - ooh unique instrumentals strange ahh synths yay violin ELECTRIC GUITAR??? please these lyrics are out of sync (spotify sucks) yay finally something other than one lyric over and over again is that a hospital monitor?? im deeply confused by these instrumentals finally some lower strings i hear a cello i think either that or violin on the g string this orchestral line sounds like smth i've played either way still like a minute too long overall 8/10 starlight - ok synths ig nice change of pace nvm these vocals are weirding me out sounds vaguely pervy this album is too damn long i like this one its pretty good nothing stand out about it but that probably for the best once again prolly never listening to this again overall 7/10 jungle - interesting synths giving aliens giving the x files WHAT are those sounds why are we legit in a jungle hello yay strings are still here only thing keeping me listening storytelling again yippee love the instrumentals i like this one still wouldn't play it but i would listen if someone else did interesting ending overall 9/10 believe me now - holy peak no voices yay instrumentals love violins yayayyyayay best song on the album 9.6/10 steppin' out - i cant do this why is this album so long lyrics are out of sync again i don't like these instrumentals strings come to save the day once again yay guitar i deeply dislike the vocals on this im about to fall asleep skipping the rest of this i can't do this anymore nothing new being said for last 2 minutes ending is nice tho seems like it should be an end of album song idk 5/10 only for the strings standin in the rain - maybe its my attention span but why are these songs SO DAMN LONG what in the ever loving fuck is that voice its not my attention span im just bored yay strings again what is that ghostly sound it sounds like a tesla im so bored this ones kinda better ig best part of this is my friend texting me abt her ex in the middle of it if i can take coherent notes its a mid album there are no extremes here hello haunted mansion one of the better ones overall 7/10 big wheels - yay transition i just counted why are there 17 freaking songs ok yay love a ballad generic ass ballad tho son im crine (from boredom) just talking to talk ig skipping around entire song sounds the same at least there were still strings 4/10 not awful will never listen again summer and lighting - yay transition again love the sounds i can't do this anymore this is probably helping my critical thinking skills but it feels like my brain is turning to mush every single song is 1-2 minutes too long id be less pissed if they were shorter i can listen to long songs just not if they sound the exact same maybe i'm just being a hater idk there is too much happening yet not enough help what are these instrumentals i mean ig bro yay violin im not gonna remember a single thing from this album let alone this song i have such a bad headache now overall 5/10 mr blue sky - who doesn't know this song anyway ts pmo we had to play this in orchestra i don't like this song i had the most boring bassline known to man nasally ass vocals shut up now breathy asf stop this its actually not that bad i just have beef with playing it but also no reason for this to be over 4 minutes long 6/10 would've been higher if not for orchestra sweet is the night - yay instrumentals are good vocals throwing me off as usual storytelling but saying nothing sound a mess or stan sombr me asf: i would rather listen to experimental bjork and kate bush at least it has substance 5/10 definition of mid The whale - interesting start purely instrumental holy peak cool synths what is that wailing in the background tho why is this so long how the fuck are there still 2 songs after this im so tired ok yay strings and drums finally only half of this is actually listenable why is this so long there is no need skipping around once again because i am bored out of my skull 7/10 birmingham blues - good lord i can't listen to this album anymore ok yay i like this opening instrumental i just know the vocals will pmo they haven't yet but i feel it so deeply in my bones actually this isn't that bad i feel like im gonna eat my words kinda giving elvis (idk ive listened to like 2 of his songs) it could be worse WHY is everything so damn long skipping the guitar solo idgaf this could be cut down by a full minute and a half and nothing would change overall 9/10 just too damn long wild west hero - what is this honky tonk ass beat ok piano ig ok this isn't too bad storytelling yay ELECTRIC GUITAR + honky tonk piano?? i mean ig bro i hear strings hooray vocals kinda eat down here pretty good could be shorter 9/10 overall notes: i understand that this was probably (i was -33 when this came out so i don't actually know) experimental and groundbreaking when it came out but now it just sounds like knock off queen mixed with the beetles every song sounds unoriginal now and is too damn long not every song on this album needed to be here strange strange instrumentals instrumentals were all over the place only constant were strings eating down (im biased i play violin and string bass) i'm never listening to this again final score 6.39/10 ~ 3.19/5