Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit

Truly one of the worst lyricists of all time. If there weren't enough reasons to dislike Fred Durst, I had no idea that they had this song where they basically just took Nine Inch Nails lyrics and turned them into a shitfest. How? Why? Why again? What on earth are they thinking here? Goddamit, why again?! I hate, hate, hate his stupid whiny voice. Dude sounds like angry Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. I hate his "singing" voice. I hate that there's a line about how he doesn't even smoke marijuana, but he loves the smell. NOBODY thinks that. Even if they did, who the hell decides that's a cool thing to rap about?? Just stupid. So, so dumb. I hate the title of this album. I hate the font they chose. I hate the cover "art." I hate that there's a butthole on that starfish, and typically that's an idea I could get behind, and I hate them for that. There's one song on here that would be a good Deftnes song. I don't even want to say which one, because the title is dumb and the lyrics are dumber. The Mission Impossible song would be good minus the vocals, but then separating Durst from this band is the real impossible mission, innit? You can't. I can't. I won't. The only thing I can appreciate is the probability that the album is on the list for the sole purpose of fucking with us. That's the only explanation here.

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