Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi

Jacob described this album to me as "Music for Retards", Still an alright album but. "Let It Rock" 6/10 Entertaining and fun guitars but forgettable "You Give Love a Bad Name" 9/10 Goated "Livin' on a Prayer" 7/10 Played to death, revived and then played to death a second time. Still good tho. Bonus points for being a working class song that's pro union, especially for such a massive hit. "Social Disease" 5/10 The beginning of True retard music, the writing on this track is awful "Wanted Dead or Alive" 7/10 Dad music as fuck. My Dad fucking hated Bonjovi, and Glam metal. He called it big hair metal. He would still get this stuck in his head though. Genuinely surprised there aren't more covers of this. It's begging for a Metallica cover I stg The next two both have decent guitar sections with horseshit writing and vocal performances "Raise Your Hands" 5/10 "Without Love" 5/10 "I'd Die for You" 6/10 I actually liked the vocal performance on this one. "Never Say goodbye" 3/10 This song made me thing of that video that went viral a little while ago of the two methheads that stole that Mercedes with the dash cam and mic on. This seems like a song they would romantically dance to. You know this has been played at some fuckwits wedding. "Wild in the Streets" 5/10 I forgot this one all ready and it's the last one I listened to. Average = 5.8 I'll give it 6/10

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