461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton

Oh boy! Another album from Eric "I wish I had more time to be racist" Clapton. And what a surprise, it sounds like ass. If you're going to steal your entire career from black musicians at least steal some good guitar tones, because this first song sounds like dog turds, what a terrible riff. Also I don't know if he is singing or not but the voice is super weak. I've never understood the argument for clapton being a good guitarist. He just takes what people before him did, but then plays it in the most boring way possible. This album legit sounds like something that would have came out in 1968. Track 2, 3, and 4 all sound the exact same (boring!). But for real, why would you frontload your album with slow barely songs that have the same riff. Oooooohh, I see what's going on here. I forgot I Shot the Sheriff was on this album. Clapton discovered reggae and thought he could just steal that too. What an idiot. The only positives I can give this album are that it is short and Please Be With Me sounds like an actual song. I wonder what other song starts with the words "Let it ___" that inspired Clapton to rip off, I mean write, Let It Grow. I think I went about 100ish albums in a row since my last 1, but I'll happily break my streak for this. Low 1.

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