I don't hate Elvis Costello. I just don't care about him and don't get how many love him so much. I like about 6 songs in his entire catalog. To Elvis Costello fans that sounds like I hate him. Reading the reviews, I'm happy to see that there are so, so very many people who share my opinion of him. I was pretty sure I was an outlier. I still belive the best thing about Costello is the DLR dis... "The reason that music critics love Elvis Costello so much is because music critics look like Elvis Costello"