The Good: Illinois baby! The Bad: Turns out we’re not heading to Chicago… The Ugly: Trying to figure out what his album “Iowa” would sound like!??!?! I deserve a price for having survived this ordeal! Honestly, I don’t even know what to say about this listening experience. It wasn’t terrible, it just wasn’t, and that is worse than terrible. If you would put a gun against my head and ask me to hum 1-bar of any song on this album, then my brains would get splattered all across the floor. And that is not a good thing. What does make me happy is the simple fact that, again, I am proven right in so far that there’s little music made post 2000 that is worth spending one’s time on. So yeah, another notch on my belt for a 1* album due to its absolute mastery at nothing.