Scum
Napalm Death

So, despite having 28 songs on this album, I've learned that Napalm Death really has two types of songs. The first type of song sounds like you threw a group of hyperactive kids in a room without their Ritalin and gave them some instruments. Then you invited a guy who appears to be the child of the Cookie Monster and the girl from The Exorcist and had him growl over it. The second type of song starts with a fairly cool thrash metal riff, and you think to yourself, "Hey, cool, an actual song." But after ten seconds it just turns into the first type. I almost want to rate this higher for the comedy of it all, but I cannot. 0.5 stars.

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