1001 Albums Summary

This album is only 40 minutes long???? How??? Anyway always have been a big fan of Heroes (the song), and in 7 songs I'll be able to tell you if it's the best song on the album. Beauty and the Beast is a great opener. Joe the lion might start slow, but the guitar solo feels like a kiss from a beautiful woman. Horrifying comment, but Sons of the Silent Age should've been in Stranger Things. Re: Blackout- What is this heavenly melody that entrances me??? V-2 Schneider continues to remind me that I don't like music without lyrics, crucify me (or should I say nail me to your car). Sense of doubt is a joint smoked, but you're crossfaded and it's bad, but kinda peaceful (all of this is a compliment). Moss Garden is 5 minutes I'll never get back from my life and I think they play it at every spa ever. Oh no, more noise with the next one. 4 songs with no words will bring my rating slightly down because I make the rules. Yay words are back. Overall some skips, but would've loved to get wine drunk with my friends while listening to this.

This is what an album should be, thematically cohesive, picked out, curated, banger after banger.

Yay birthday album! Aretha Franklin somehow looked 33 years into the future and said let's make banners for Mara. Respect is the song of all times,definition of music. It sets the tone for this album. I'm not gonna go into every song because I have a headache, so standouts only. The titular "I never loved a man the way I love you" should be played at my wedding (only if I happen to marry Daniel Ricciardo, as he is the only MAN I could feel all that for.) Oh, "Don't let me lose this dream" you were written for me and me only.

I have no taste, I apologize

Fucks. Cums. Made a horrible day bearable