1001 Albums Summary

Still as influential today as it was when it came out. After listening to this, I was influenced to listen to better music. Hookless dragging cretin punk sludge that somehow makes thirty minutes feel like thirty hours. The Ramones are pack of talentless mooks who conflate playing well with playing loud and so sling out the same bland rock riffs for fourteen tracks while the lead singer belches out first draft lyrics with a voice that could only have be obtained by spending an evening smashing needles of horse tranquilliser into the base of his thick skull.

After the release of Innervisions, Stevie Wonder was in a very bad car crash that left him in a coma. After four days, he thankfully woke up again though he had lost his sense of smell and taste temporarily. Despite that, he would release Fulfullingness’ First Finale in 1974 and proceed to win Album of the Year at the Grammys for a third year in a row. He was only 24 at the time. What the fuck?

This is getting 3 Stars purely off the merit of the Money For Nothing riff and it’ll thank me for it.

They’re saying it’s one of my favourite albums for a guy like me

The announcer sounds like he’s about to go ‘Welcome back to Crazy Taxi!’

Look it’s certainly not a bad album but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that, during White Moon I vocally exclaimed ‘Oh my God! I’m so Bored!’

It’s not the worst ever but Clapton.

I forgot I listened to this