1001 Albums Summary

So, I'll be doing beef related reviews. So far in the first track, it feels like sirloin steak that's cooked a bit medium. I'm having a bit of a hard time chewing on it. Probably wouldn't listen again unless I was stoned and hanging out with my Scottish friend who eats haggis. 2nd track is actually not bad in the intro.... I thought I was going to be enthralled after a bit, but I nearly fell asleep. HALP. Give me a bit more beef next time please. 3rd track - NOPE. BPM is like 10… I want to see the bright lights tonight - actually not bad, this is giving 70/30 cheap ground beef vibes, but they fucked the cook up a little bit...but not too much…sorta like Diet Fleetwood Mac 5th track. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzz Zzz z Oh shit it’s the last song. well this one is actually not bad....zzzzzzzz Oh boy that was tough to get through. I nearly passed out during every song because it kept getting slower and slower. LINDA WHY'D YOU MAKE RICHARD SELL? 3.5/10 -- On the beef scale (Eye of Round)

8.5/10 Ribeye, but a really fucking good one

Too long. But good

Big ol nope on first track and gave up after that 1/10 (beef lard)

Only identified with one song on this album, everything else sounded the same. It’s listenable, but man, why are you so depressed? 5.5 mediocre choice brisket

10/10 I see no flaws with this beautiful 5 Wagyu Ribeye