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Emerson, Lake & Palmer
2/5
An hour into the first eleven minutes of the opening track, I’m reminded of how much I love the moody blues’ days of future passed and how much I would rather listen to that. I don’t necessarily hate prog rock, but if I do, this is why. It’s a seemingly distilled version (though, unfortunately, not nearly distilled enough) of everything I don’t like about prog. The musicianship is excellent and there’s at least interest there and some of the more experimental synth/key elements. But it’s excellent and interesting to what end? So that I know they’re talented musicians and well-studied in their classical influences? It’s just an absolute chore to listen to, and it’s not endearingly cheesy in the way it could be. Which brings this to the lyrics—another insufferable hallmark of prog. They are not cheesy or campy, though it seems those are the heights they strive towards, but rather just bad. The scale of bad ranges from eye-rolling to genuinely offensive. It sounds like a 14 year old who has read Chaucer and loves fantasy and thinks they are deeply profound writing their rhyming dictionary magnum opus. For eye-rolling, I submit: ‘somewhere a hill/where things are still/ just rainwater spill/just rainwater spill/sleep in a dance/ of buttermilk cream/ you dance on a beam/ dancing on a beam’ For offensive, I submit: You must believe in the human race / can you believe God makes you breathe/ why did he lose six million Jews?’ Followed by several minutes of tedious piano masturbation, because that’s appropriate. I don’t want to give an album a 1 unless it’s really, offensively bad. This album is bad enough that I’m certainly not opposed to revisiting it and giving it a 1.
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