1001 Albums Summary

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38
Albums Rated
1.53
Average Rating
3%
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1051 albums remaining

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1980
Favorite Decade
Metal
Favorite Genre
UK
Top Origin
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0
5-Star Albums
26
1-Star Albums

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Popular Reviews

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan

Too long. Nose too big. Can only hear the nose. Just terrible fucking voice. 0/10 0.00%

Guero by Beck

Again. Not sure how these editors and critics picked these albums. I get it trying to be influential, but fuck bro. Give me a solid album. Music is good in this one, but hate that fucking voice. And that second song is stupid. Almost every song starts off sounding cool as fuck. Then they stop playing the Cool shit 15 seconds in. 3.25/14. 48.18%

1-Star Albums (26)

All Ratings (38)

The White Album by Beatles
Feb 24 2026

Too much Beatles not enough trap beats 1/10 Dear prudence wasnt terrible though

Parachutes by Coldplay
Feb 25 2026

After the first 5 songs, they sounded the same still. Coldplay sucks. White people took an L here. Let's move on. Also 4.1 minutes average per song is fucking stupid.

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Feb 26 2026

Nice haircut nerd. Also a lot of filler shit. I get it, its for the album. But liked the bass they used in saved the life of my child. Other than that its the Beatles with two guys. 50% 3/12

The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden
Feb 27 2026

British. Enough said. 0/10 Children of the damned solo made me cum. Large quantities. We are talking hurricane Katrina levels liquid. Bush didnt even want to do anything about it either. Gangland is hot for teacher, but not racist and British. 6.25/8. 88.39%

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Mar 02 2026

Holy fuck i hate this. She sounds like a female version of the singer from pearl Jam. 1.5/13. 33.97%

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Mar 03 2026

Not good. Not good at all. Fucking same 3-4 song just changed everything so slightly with different lyrics. They should feel bad. O.75/10. %

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Mar 04 2026

Georgia would never and is never on my mind. And it should not be on anybodys mind. This was worse than the Beatles. I hate this. Help. 0/10. 0.00%

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Mar 05 2026

Too long. Nose too big. Can only hear the nose. Just terrible fucking voice. 0/10 0.00%

Guero by Beck
Mar 06 2026

Again. Not sure how these editors and critics picked these albums. I get it trying to be influential, but fuck bro. Give me a solid album. Music is good in this one, but hate that fucking voice. And that second song is stupid. Almost every song starts off sounding cool as fuck. Then they stop playing the Cool shit 15 seconds in. 3.25/14. 48.18%

The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest
Mar 09 2026

Great album. Definitley 90s hip hop. Love the bass. Beats got a little repetitive after halfway through. But again, that is the 90s. Great lyrics. 7.25/14, 71.96%

Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan
Mar 10 2026

Oddly enough, even at 5.67 minutes per song. This wasnt terrible. I went in wanting to hate it. But the constant instrument changes and uses kept me in. Holy fuck though. 11 minute song? The fuck is this. Still better than TOOL. 4/9, 66.67%

Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos
Mar 11 2026

Piano saved most the songs for me. Didn't like too kuch though. She seems sad. Maybe start knitting or something. 3.25/12, 52.04%

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Mar 12 2026

Not terrible. Liked almost every song, but none of the songs were outstanding. 5.25/14. 61.24%

Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin
Mar 13 2026

Not the biggest Zeppelin fan. But wasnt bad. Nice car parts. Had some funky parts. Songs a little too long for my taste. But all around decent. 4.75/10 68.92%

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Mar 16 2026

Terrible fuck aas album. 0/10, 0.00%

Bat Out Of Hell by Meat Loaf
Mar 17 2026

Another terrible one. 0.5/9, 23.57%

Pyromania by Def Leppard
Mar 18 2026

Nice sound good guitar. Not my cup of tea. 1.5/10 38.73%

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Mar 20 2026

What do you know. A faggot ass vampire that does country doesn't make good music. 0/9 0.00%

Moving Pictures by Rush
Mar 23 2026

Great album. Bangers on there. Yyz is a favorite. 4.5/7 80.18%

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Mar 24 2026

Big ass. Terrible voice. Music the same as everyone else at time. Garbage. 0/10 0.00%

Diamond Life by Sade
Mar 25 2026

Funky. Soul. Not A single banger. But good music all around. 4.5/9 70.71%

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
Mar 27 2026

Not bad. No solid bangers for me. But good music. Not enough songs. 1.75/6 54.01%

Truth by Jeff Beck
Apr 01 2026

Big ass. Terrible voice. 0/10 0.00%

Guitar Town by Steve Earle
Apr 02 2026

Lame. Gay. Gay and lame. 0/10 0.00%

Revolver by Beatles
Apr 03 2026

Not a bad album. Enjoyed most of the songs. 8.75/14 79.06%

Back In Black by AC/DC
Apr 09 2026

Fuck them they suck didnt even listen. Cant. Fuck em. 0 0%

Harvest by Neil Young
Apr 13 2026

Fuck this too

Brothers by The Black Keys
Apr 14 2026

Not terrible. But not my jam either. 8/21 61.72%

Songs Of Love And Hate by Leonard Cohen
Apr 15 2026

8 songs. 44 minutes. Thats good. But it was gay. Very country. Very gay. 0/8 0.00%

Playing With Fire by Spacemen 3
Apr 16 2026

Couldn't get through it. Not even the first 5 songs. I dont know who these guys are. But if they arent dead. They should be.

Polarizer

68% of ratings are 1 or 5 stars. Only 11% are 3 stars.

Other

Album origins are grouped into three buckets: US, UK, and everything else. “Other” means the artists you rate highest are from outside the US and UK.