1001 Albums Summary

What going through seasonal depression with interpersonal conflict and drama feels like while King Bowser is your Dealer

I like to see this album as a mix of fanfic tropes that I don't really… hate? But I'm also not sure about where I stand with them. The whole time I saw a scene of someone having a “Disney Channel”-classified “minor miscommunication destroys all” breakup, which was buttfucked by Sims 4 instrumental music for the entirety. This album made me feel like I was trying to figure out if the milk was spoiled or I was just being obnoxiously stupid. There were parts where I felt like I was supposed to feel a certain way or get to a certain type of clarity. Honestly, it was stale. I'd say giving a handjob to the local homeless guy behind a Burger King parking lot had more intrigue than this.

I think I creamed hearing this. This sounds exactly how I thought the late 60s would sound.

I'm sorry. Supernatural has changed my brain chemistry about this type of rock. All I could think about was Dean giving me the silent treatment while driving in his car, simply because I forgot his pie. Now Castiel is giving me a soft look, saying, “Don't worry, he is usually moody when it comes to this stuff. Happens to the best of us.” At least I think that's what he's trying to convey, but it turns out he just noticed I've been staring at him this whole time trying to find any answer to what the fuck Dean is so pressed about. Now we are just staring at each other, slowly blinking, and it gets more awkward as it goes on. So I eventually poke his eye, to which he reacts and asks what that was for, and that makes me unsure of my actions, so I start to feel a little bit bad, but I brush it off by shrugging and saying, “Your eye looked ticklish.” To which he is more confused, so I just try to be nonchalant and mysterious by looking out the window. I may never know why I poked his eye myself. A mystery unsolvable even in my wisest moments 🔎 PLUS THIS ALBUM LITERALLY HAS FREE BIRD ON HERE!!