+ Born in the USA (3 STARS) + Cover Me (3 STARS) + Darlington County (2 STARS)-- sounds like forced country. Reminds me of RDJ's "Man Like Me" + Working on the Highway (2 STARS) -- Tf is this Jerry Lee Lewis? Hot Patootie Bless My Soul + Downbound Train (2 STARS) -- I like the guitar and background, but his voice is obnoxious + I'm On Fire (2 STARS) -- Boring + No Surrender (3 STARS) -- I'm a sucker for nostalgia + Bobby Jean (2 STARS) -- Meh. Didn't sell it for me + I'm Goin' Down (1 STARS) -- Yuck. Very repetitive. + Glory Days (3 STARS) -- I think I knew this one. Decent chorus + Dancing in the Dark (5 STARS) -- a bop + My Hometown (2 STARS) -- Meant to be warm and fuzzy but too boring OVERALL: 2.5 STARS

+ Our Lips Our Sealed (4 STARS) -- a classic + How Much More (3 STARS) -- really simple, but decent + Tonite (2.5 STARS) -- too simple and the backing vocals freak me out + Lust to Love (2 STARS) -- Meh + This Town (1 STAR) -- So boring + We've Got the Beat (3.5 STARS) -- At least some energy & catchy + Fading Fast (1 STAR) -- Boring. Sounds like every other song + Automatic (1 STAR) -- Boring and annoying annunciation + You Can't Walk in Your Sleep (3 STARS) -- Good beat + Skidmarks on My Heart (2 STARS) + Can't Stop the World (2 STARS) OVERALL: 2 STARS

+ The Golden Age (4 STARS) + Paper Tiger (2 STARS) - This one weirds me out for some reason + Guess I'm Doing Fine (3 STARS) - Reminds me of "Let's Duet" from Walk Hard, but otherwise fine. + Lonesome Tears (2 STARS) + Lost Cause (3.5 STARS) - Not bad. Give me more catchier choruses/repetition, Beck! + End of the Day (2 STARS) + It's All In Your Head (3 STARS) + Round the Bend (1 STAR) - The orchestral background sounds like a drama scene in a soap opera. The vocals are too slow and don't match. + Already Dead (2 STARS) + Sunday Sun (3 STARS) - Sunday suuuuu-u-u-unn is catchy + Little One (2 STARS) - Uneventful + Side of the Road (2 STARS) OVERALL (2.5 STARS): So boring. There was nothing catchy in this which would be fine if the lyrics weren't pretty cliche and simple.

+ Everything is In the Right Place (3 STARS) -- Trippy + Kid A (1 STARS) -- What the fuck? + The National Anthem (1 STAR) -- What. and I cannot emphasize this enough. The fuck. + How to Disappear Completely (3 STARS) - Thankfully more normal + Treefingers (3 STARS) + Optimistic (4 STARS) + In Limbo (3 STARS) -- Too weird for me + Idiotesque (3 STARS) + Morning Bell (3 STARS) + Motion Picture Soundtrack (3 STARS) OVERALL (3 STARS): Weird as fuck. Not my cup of tea, but okay.

+ Slow Burn (4 STARS) - Simple lyrics but good sound + Lonely Weekend (4 STARS) + Butterflies (4 STARS) + Oh, What a World (3 STARS) - too disney + Mother (3 STARS) + Love is a Wild Thing (4 STARS) + Space Cowboy (3 STARS) + Happy & Sad (4 STARS) + Velvet Elvis (4 STARS) + Wonder Woman (4 STARS) + High Horse (4 STARS) - simple lyrics but so dancey + Golden Hour (4 STARS) + Rainbow (5 STARS) OVERALL (4 STARS): Very simple, but sweet and catchy

Wow, I hated this.

Easy listening bluesy vibe, but nothing stands out as exciting.

Songs are all pretty similar but it's easy to listen to with some catchy songs.

This is the type of music I would expect to hear if I were being dismembered in someone's basement.

Song 2 is superior to everything else on this odd album

Nothing completely stands out, but a good sound. Also bonus points for relevance.

Johnny Cash is the only old man's country voice that I'll listen to.

Every song is the same: a boring 5+ minute long story with Cohen singing the same 3 monotone notes.

Queen.