Excited to see what my first user-generated album is going to be and lo' and behold, it's yet more nostalgiabait for millenials. I'm going to try to give up my nihilistic ways now that all the new music I listen to isn't decided by one random british old guy. This managed to grab my attention a couple of times like in "He Lied About Death", which is a straight up good song. However, a bit of strings and goofball electronics does not hide the fact that this is an indie rock album from 2004. Most of the instrumentals are sleep-inducing and both vocalists are indistinguishable from every other indie singer ever. its aight
What? This is the UK's answer to Britney Spears of course. Like a phoenix reborn after the tragic dissolution of the institutional group S Club 7. I think one of them said "we are probably more popular than Jesus Christ" and everything turned to shit. Wonder why the brits keep doing that? How can you not love this basic bitchass album produced by scientists in a lab and performed by a child model turned popstar. its pretty good
Lord don't move the mountain. Give me the strength to listen to a 35-minute pop punk re-re-re-revival indie project made during COVID. The band is queer, vegan and anarchist? Then how come this is the most boring piece of music I've heard since yesterday (I got a 2000's pop album). You can be so much gayer, so much more chaotic and so much more vege tables. My life is now post-Martha. I have been guided around the mountain. not bad album tho
Nik was truly ahead of the curve. I heard through the grapevine that several songs were based on improvisation. Also that other songs had a political message. Truly riveting stuff! For that modern sound, he added some hi-hat, a normal one. People keep saying this is too 80s and I don't get it. Do they mean 2080s because this still sounds like it is from the future. What a visionary, and a heartthrob.
Fun fact: 99% of 1001+ album listeners give up before discovering something with actual personality and passion. I am glad to be a part of that 1%. Okay, after perhaps a week or so of absolute sludge I got this to rekindle my interest in the user-submissions list. I don't think the original list would ever include an Italian cinematic funk album from the 2020's. It's not the greatest thing ever but it comes pretty close. five outta five
As opposed to cringey 80's hair metal and generic hard rock bands, there is a point where music becomes a victim of toxic unmasculinity. This album is milquetoast folk indie rambling galore. Admittedly they must be self-aware of this, starting from the band name itself, it's at least cool that they clearly have a thing they are going for. But I do not find this vulnerable or introspective or honest or anything like that, it's just kinda pitiful. How could the Scots do this to my perception of them? but its not bad
These guys are one of the most. Uuh one of the most celebrated bands. Awesome! Put their whole wussy up in this and love to see it. Singer sounds like she wants to die (sympathetic, check) and the drummer really keeps the beat (rhythm & tempo, check). What else is there to say? 2 stars for harmonica
Slow, melancholic, adjective nr.3. Listened to it loud as fuck as instructed. This is an album that requires a certain mindset in order to fully immerse yourself in it. With post-rock projects like this I feel the usual objective is to pack every thought and feeling you can possibly have inside of your head, let it run wild, create pressure and absolutely get lost in it all to the point that it's almost a jumpscare when it finally ends. This didn't achieve that for me. it was enjoyable tho
This is what happens when you let the balds make music. Absolutely gorgeous arrangements, this is an album to wash away the bad and make your soul lighter. My mouth and asshole were agape once I saw what movie soundtracks this guy has actually composed, very prolific musicians from Iceland once again.
I'm so freaking drunk guys let's rock out to METRIC and chill maybe... Yoo guys take it to the fucking dance floor guys what the FUCK! I don't fucking care guys we are young and wild and free lets take it easy and enjoy the journey enjoy the fucking journey guys... Why that album cover kinda be looking like the top part of a mokorotlo doe?
Lebsian music. Respect. It's time for me to give a pure pop album some flowers because this had my attention front to back. It helps that the dugudugudugu synths here do not sound like complete dogshit but are produced well and used in a way that fits with other elements built around it. homo peetter album heheh
Holy ballsack I had a bit of a hard time not to just tune out while listening. Somewhat forgettable. The drink equivalent of this album would be a mix of jägermeister, sloe gin, triple sec, quadruple sec, gunk from a dog's eye, absolut pikl, red stripe from aquafresh toothpaste, 1 drop of hot sauce and venom of the lousiana labamoth. but its pretty good
2 hours plus of pink band greatness. Yeah the first song is 13 minutes long with 8 minutes of instrumental until some tired old guy starts meekly singing about some shit. Problem, liberal? Certainly one of the better live albums on here. The only problem with this is that I wasn't there when it was made. I'm literally pulsing my dick to this rn
Bing bong hop on it disco style... disco beat and hump pump greatness perhaps if you are into it. I mean it's depeche mode. Interesting to put a lesser album of theirs here when the original list already has multiple. Nevertheless, it's good music.
Punkslop. But not as grating as I expected it to be. These guys studied punk and post-punk shittery enough to realize that they should avoid the overboard whinging and under-production. They sound as unique as a band like this can. ait
Do not tell me what to do Billy. From a very unpromising start this album actually shows some depth and creativity so well done Billy I'll say yes this one time to anal. I don't understand why people keep comparing this guy to Led Zeppelin, I guess some random review back in the day started another weird collective notion but no, that is not a good comparison just because the drums sound good occasionally or whatever. good labum thou
Seemingly some serious shambolic shit is going on in here. Dick, dick dick... Tsk tsk... Bro thought he was on some Joanna Newsom shit but forgot that bloke was Northumbrian lmao. The Last Kingdom of sorts, the last place where coherent songwriting has not yet arrived. good album
The acclaimed feminist icon complaining about her life for an hour heh just kidding just kidding... Her vocals range from nice to horrendous. The instrumentals carry this hard. Overall I find it difficult to enjoy this album. Omg but it's such a vibe thooo... Or is it?
Shoot it into my veins please. Yeah I gave every Metallica, Sabbath and Maiden album a 5, I could easily fit the archetype of "I just don't like when they scream." But this thing goes absolutely wacko mode. You never know what's coming next and I love it
He almost got me with his sweet whisperings but it only works here and there the album as a whole is more boring rather than lovely dreamy and whatnot. Would work more if lyrics such as "over head the albatross hangs motion less upon the air". good still
Catching a vibe... Attempting to catch a vibe rn shut up... Alright yeah singing the singing be like wooo oouuu and that's just not the exact thing that I'm looking for don't know man just don't know about this rn trying to catch a vibe tho...
Yea this dude is extremely annoying. I'd rather listen to bob ylan with a clogged nose for the next week over this sorry. With all the energy and vigor that the vocalist puts in his performance, he still just sounds kinda small and meekly. good album thohuhg
What made Jellyfish different from such bands as the Posies, the Wondermints and Redd Kross was their unapologetic penchant for all things retro, that helped throw some light on what was becoming a very crowded pop underground at the time... or something like that. did not enjoy tthis but good album
Rich. This reminds me of wealth. Typical Malian jamming and meandering that was perfected much before the time of this. An hour passes quickly when listening to this. Absolute banger at the end of the album
Can Canada possibly produce an interesting artist or band? That country has the most milquetoast catalogue of music. I like Rush sometimes, I guess. But even they are flattest sounding popular prog band of their time. Ok I googled it and you got some good singer/songwriters. Still no good bands though, you have stripped rock entirely of what made it fun. This sounds bridsding
Modern surrealist work that imitates an old-timey crackling phonograph. And it goes waaaaay overboard with the remoteness of the music and nearness of the ASFJASJOICPUCSPOS POP ASJOASCPS POP SJDVDFLSJVDLFDBSLFVD POP POP. What a pretentious bore. imma give it 5 staro
Needed some good old Idaho rock to brighten my day, thanks! Keep listening to this music yes. Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away... Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air... Nono this is good music you're right, you are thinking...
Didn't this guy kill his wife? Anyways this frog-looking feller is an absolute genius, this is pure heat from start to finish. Snapping my fingers and slapping my thigh to this currently. Bass sounds very good.
One band that I'd benefit from seeing live because their studio stuff just doesn't hit like it really really should for me. Chill though I chilled and wibeded throughout super chill doe... love da chill wibes here...
Every alarm siren in my head was going off before I actually got to listening to this album. They look threateningly like the most boring indie rock band ever formed. Half the songs on Spotify have the explicit tag indicating the addition of awkward profanity to already cringy lyrics. Turns out they're not bad. Cool symphonic stuff in there too.
They are from USA but as their name suggests they still have the Canadian sickness of maladious indie music. Though they lost me from the start, their extended 12-minute song was a treat in the middle of the project.
It's a bit difficult to truly describe the feelings that album this album evoke accurately. I would start off with saying that it's awesomesauce. Absolutely bonkers. Cool beans. Amazeballs.
It's like getting hit with a sledgehammer. Kind of what a mule kick to the face would feel like. A feeling of intense, immediate pain, and the disorienting loss of consciousness, with the body sometimes not feeling the full impact until later. Another dogcunt indie rock album.
This fucking nerd. Music for geeks and dorks and such. Give me your lunch money four-eyes and go play your little piano. Spectacled scuttling sneaking piano boy. Smoke a cigarette maybe before you come up to me.
Horrific pedo case. Imagine being a little fella and just wanting to see some 240p action on ESL maps and you hear the song Klaxons - Atlantis To Interzone (Crystal Castles Remix) in 2007. Crazy this came out a year after that and is so much worse. Still good tho
Worst thing about metal is when there is no actual metal clinging, instead they call industrial that. The ambience and space here is so important why not fucking throw wrenches at pipes in the background I don't get it???? good lbun thou
I enjoyed like half of these songs much more than I thought. I have never in my life said "I could do with some Avicii right now" but the dude certainly understood his craft well. It is catchy electronic pop music, it doesn't try to reach very high.
Hidden gem! Keep this shit hidden. However Ajax was mentioned so indirectly their best player Litmanen was mentioned (also better than any Dutch player ever weirdly...) so I will give them my daily (3) respects. anna resee...
Emotional singing. Surely singing with eyes closed perhaps and looking slightly upwards and twisting face to monstrous positions most likely. Enjoyable throughout. If this was made by some fuckass anglosphere indie rock band it would have a 3.1-3.2 rating.
Agog at this. An explosive 12 loads of punk straight down my ear canal. Who is writer of this? David - Sandström. Well, well, well. What the hell is the fishpaliikki going on here my mother said while listening to this one time probably.
Okay this Canadian band is borderline good I'm gonna have to give a hand. Me during listening to this album: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm interesting.
I feel so bad for british kids in the 80's and 90's. They had to reinvent rock somehow to differentiate themselves from the previous generation and obviously couldn't come up with anything even close to as good. This is like a top 1000 bluesy hard-rock band of the time and is still better than Blur and Oasis and all the other throes that we had to suffer in the original list.
Well at least this is better than Hail to the King. The singer is so good and I've seen him go absolutely crackers before. But by god the dude singing in the studio, unscrunch your got dam nose I know you're scrunching that shit.
HA du duduudu HA HA du duduudu HA HA du duduudu HA HA du duduudu HA type beat. If i ever make a pretentious but also objectively cool youtube video about something niche and unimportant but want to make it seem like the most important thing ever I know where to go find the soundtrack.
First single is obviously a classic but they keep on chooglin' pretty well though my interest is slowly rolling downhill but it ends before I have a chance to be annoyed or bored. kinda whack at times tho
Raa raa raa... An album the length of one Pink band song... Omg so punchy and haard coore raa raa raaa... heh. We're so hardcore we made the same bit 15 times in a row and called it a day. Punk is a joke. its pretty good though
This band is not real. They made up a band for a bad 90's comedy movie. This is an illusion I think I believe. unsightly. I don't need this or any of its ilk. ahywhoos its not that bad its good really
Nic Cave ahh album cover. This is a band whose name I have heard tons of times but never actually got around to listening to. And I wasn't even aware what genre they represented. Well it was indie rock. But they are extra chill = good I guess
I would have never looked out for a Joe Cocker live album on my own so today is another occasion this list actually helped me out. This is pleasant stuff, melds together at a point but never becomes too stale.
Industry plant album that was pushed everywhere to make kids ask their parents for overpriced concert tickets. Pretty good actually. It's better than 95% of indie rock albums on this site. Not long, vocals sound great when she doesn't sing like 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽
Donald Glover. Loved this guy ever since I saw him as Greg from Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Enjoyable listen from start to finish but only a couple of songs that will be replayed. good
Shorty but a goody. Very nice to listen to, extremely well recorded and the compositions are relaxing but not boring. Welcome to Tijuana, tequila, sexo, marihuana. type shii
He was just one man. He sings and it's nice sometimes and occasionally there is atmosphere of a certain sort. Proximity to Canada is clear here. great album though truly
I'm so sorry. This is so fucking bad I thought it was submitted as a joke. But in the reviews people seem to treat it like a real album, so I guess it's not. It oscillates between a parody of AC/DC and a parody of Pearl Jam. Both of whom are progenitors of extremely generic sounding music.
Hendrix bitch why do you spell it like that. The mjyeusickh is good I think a nice half-hour listen her voice sounds like a woman singing and there is a soft guitar often. piano
Holys hit. Some absolute bullshit once again. Why am I listening to these? Just skip them. It's obviously going to be fucking bad. You don't have to figure it out with an "open mind". Just fucking quit
Masturbating when horny and without porn shouldn't be a taboo, it shouldn't make you feel bad, although during the first period of quitting you should stay away from doing so. While trying to quit PMO-ing, I keep stumbling upon thirstraps on social media...So the way I funnily deal with the withdrawal urges after seeing those traps is...I turn myself into a medieval person, pretending to be tempted by the devil.
Irrelevant album. Waiting for First Utterance.
Can not understand a lick of what they are saying! So I must rate this low.. hehhehheh just kidding I'm not that sort of ignorant piece of dog fucking shit! The album is much too long and with a few exceptions the sounds are very uninteresting. I'll add a point because of foreign privilege
First song instantly talking about Fazer Blue? Insanely good start for an album. Complete ass afterwards though so there are good things and then there are also some bad things I would say. A push and pull type of dynamic at play here...
Come to Brasil friend... Come to São Paulo friend. Come to Rio de Janeiro friend. Come to Belo Horizonte friend. Come to Manaus friend. Come to Fortaleza friend. no
Pretty amazing album overall for sure. Have to take 2 stars away for Jack White influence (The White Stripes disgust, influenza). But 1 back for Isaac Hayes sample (Not make music but thief it, very skilled). i aint soahhree
I have two sides: The calm one and fucking PEDOPHILE. I mean fucking PSYCHOPATH! Don't worry if you are a good girl... only bad girl gets the DEMON SIDE. Put your middle fingers up PUT YOUR FUCKING MIDDLE FINGERS UP!
Bro is not the Brazilian Kanye... Respect the artist not the art I always say. He do be occasionally go absolutely bonkers I think. Then there is libre, libre, libre, TWERK. I don't think these songs are created equal.
He-hey America! Man... this is so nostalgic to me as an American (I am an American citizen). Just something cozy and comfy about these vaporwave beats and I gotta say as an American, some smooth grooves man! Oh my goodness it's so eighties right?
For a solid 2 songs I was enjoying this and then there was 10 songs left. God I fucking hate the vocals of this band. Bass is good though he be slapping that thing
Disparate type of electronic project that sounds very janky and uncoordinated. Kind of unlistenable and definitely used in some high art bullshit. But since they are my favourite latinx nonbinary trans woman so I'll add two points
Yes I also thought that Welcome to The Internet was the greatest song of all time when it was viral, and it has not aged very well. There are some much worse songs on this album, but also a few actually funny ones. HAHAHAHHAHAH I said every now and then
Raaaaaaaaaaah. Deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath. This is a heavy metal albums. The bandmembers have lengthy hair (feminine). They play fast and the singer tightens all the muscles in his face and yells.
What do you get when you mix millennial stomp clap hey type rock and a desperate attempt to keep punk alive? Well a band that seemingly no one is listening to only 15 years after their peak. While this album has aged horribly it is not a complete flop for me.. pretty godo
This is the most positive 1-star that I have given. After a two-month break I am back to listening albums and this is the exact thing that made me step away in the first place but I won't be deterred. Like most of indie, this reeks of meekness and insecurity, not an album for gigachads like me (I go gym and smoke rööki)
Insane lyrical spiritual individual. Literally no one knows this rapper, completely hidden gem underground sensei, the secret GOAT. Level 10 rapper (ability to insert internal rhymes in larger schemes) holy fucking shit. He will use words to cut you to pieces, a hibidi skibidi I like to eat feces.
The old kings... The old masters... "My name is Rakim, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" But no one gives a FUCK these days... It's Kendrick this J Cole that, rap shit will never be shit like dis anymore...
This guy could be a real fucker but chooses to be a pop sensation instead. Millions of dollars vs my personal respect? The choice should be easy but oh well... His voice is so god damn uninspiring, I am actively LOSING inspiration. Consider staying fucking quiet?
Love the part when they go crazy mode and stop musik at weird timing then continue musicks quickly. Totally love it... Sometimes eargasm orgasm sexx production. Giving this five stars means you're not cool so I will give it four.
This is black excellence... Blacxcellence as we (the blacks and I) call it. Apart from the fact it's too fucking long it's pretty good. It feels like 80's rap at one point and other times like it's from the 00's. Lyrics sometimes sound like if Frank Zappa was a rapper heh...
Ambient ambience greatness... Perfect for wibing and chilling and chillaxing type of music, thank you for these meditations. Noticed a little Jarre reference within there at one point, going to have to give some plus for that.
This is some absolute bullshit. Just because a british guy writes his own guitar music does not mean that it's good. You guys got great artists, and also a heap of BELLENDS... This dude is an absolute WANKER!!
Greatest soundtrack greatest movie of all time (after AlphaGo). From the same guy who made "The leading horse is white, the second horse is green, the third one is aa blaack, the last on is a blue..." comes futuristic music still sounds future-like (synthesizer technology extremely future. Not because it is always used in sci-fi movies I made this connection it is truly futuristic sounding and not old).
Pretty fucking pleasant this ended up being. Uphill battle when it comes to these modern punk bands. With this Australia gets a clear lead over Canada as only the second most boring musical country. Yea sure I'll sniff Amyl
Alright Gerry. Gerry Cinnamon. After five minutes of good music I got an immense urge to kill something. Like a small animal or myself. So big emotions out of this, a big plus probably.
