1001 Albums Summary

This is an album documenting one man’s complete lack of any form of internal struggle.

The pop music equivalent of watching Three's Company in 2023.

I’m assuming this was influential.

This album is perfect for falling asleep and never waking up ever again.

One of the most epic, well produced and polished rock albums the Muppets ever released.

A perfect representation of where modern electronic music came from—for reference only.

This must be what it's like to take ecstasy on prom night.

More like great-grandmama's and great-grandpapa's.

This album doesn't even give a single fuck what I have to say about it anyway.

This album sounds like electric spiders who are good at math are screaming inside my brain.

Nah.

I've never felt so satisfied with the representational accuracy of an album cover in my entire life.

This album puts the zZzZz in easy listening.

Sunny.

Now I finally get where a bunch of my favourite bands got their sound from.

5 stars for his voice but 1 star for all the harmonica.

This album sounds like Rage Against the Machine if the rage was less about anger and more about just getting drunk and playing music with your buddies.

A Werther's Original for the ears.

There's a spider (spider, spider) he's deep in my soul (soul) he's lived here for years (years) and he just won't let go he's laying around he's got a mean bite now he's ready to fight and stand up for what he knows I don't need your trophies or your gold I just want to tell you all go fuck yourselves...

This album sounds like a brand new futuristic hospital before any furniture or equipment has been moved in.

This album makes me wish I smoked and lived in New York but only in the nighttime.

This album reminds me of what it once felt like to not be mentally crushed into dust by the weight of our terrible world.

Absolutely qualifies as music.

I’m impressed he was able to get so much time in the spotlight with such retarded raps and truly fucking horrible beats.

Pop music for people who don’t mind a guy wailing discordantly over top of simple boring drums and just the high frequencies coming from a couple electric guitars.

This album is a master class in yelling while also whispering.

Not my favorite of theirs.

I feel like I would have appreciated this more in person.

Ah, so it's not just a clever name.

This album felt like an ethereal intro to something a thousand times more epic.

I really wanted to like this but there's just so much god damn motherfucking harmonica.

Untrimmed nails scraping down a chalkboard while another set of untrimmed nails taps on the same chalkboard for 47 straight minutes.

Crisply produced and weirdly funky as fuck but sometimes... it's just lil a bit too much.

Nope

This album is an album containing various songs in a variety of styles and moods.

This album is what Alice hears when she thinks about Wonderland.

This album is to music what Wonder is to bread.

This album is the ultimate 'fuck you' to people who can only hear out of one ear.

I think I'm in love.

This album is the soundtrack to a high school football movie shot in a rural town from the 90s, starring Kevin Bacon as the coach who falls in love with the kickers mom, played by Helen Hunt.

I totally get why he's a legend, but this was just so easy on my ears its kinda boring.

This album is cooler than I’ll ever be.

Rad beats and rhymes but definitely a lil dated feeling.

At first was feeling meh until I realized how fucking legendarily stacked the middle of the album was.

Trippy and gangster shit that I cannot believe was made in the 1960's.