1001 Albums Summary

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Speed of Life - Good start 3/5 Breaking Glass - Dat bass 3/5 What In The World - Strange sounds 3/5 Sound And Vision - Dat bass pt. Two 3/5 Always Crashing In The Same Car - Bowie 3/5 Be My Wife - Dat bass III 3/5 A New Career In A New Town - Fun sounds 3/5 Warszawa - In album only 2/5 Art Decade - Calming down 2/5 Weeping Wall - Atmospheric 2/5 Subterraneans - Spooky ending 2/5 Some Are (previously unreleased) - Continued gloom 2/5 All Saints (previously unreleased) - More ambiance 2/5 Sound And Vision (remixed version) - Energy again 3/5 Thoughts that come to mind: "I've had this record in my library a long time, but I haven't given it a proper listen." "Need to look up who is playing bass on this record." "Sounds like Bowie." "Some of the sounds he created on this record are amazing for 1977." "Drags down some at the end. I assume this is a stylistic choice based on the theme I infer from the album title."