1001 Albums Summary

David Bowie, is that you??!? Mostly garbage with approx. 2 good tracks

The most uninspired, derivative, boring dreck I've heard in a long time. Packed with random bits and bobs that make no sense, nothing is cohesive, lyrics are bad, and no shape to any of the songs. They go nowhere.

Finally, some real fucking songs.

Tempted to give it a 5 for Guinnevere alone, which is one of the most beautiful and haunted songs I've ever heard. Lots of great tracks on here. Missing only Neil Young to make it a 5.

At my lowest hours, Any Major Dude Will Tell You has renewed me.

These guys like Springsteen, hm? A tad pretentious, and thinks it's much more interesting it actually is. I'd give 'em a 2.5 if I could but I'll round down because Win Butler is such an ass.

Extremely cool.

This works for exactly one song

spots of really good stuff failing to breakthrough a miasma of general boringness

Some fine ideas in here but for the love of god what is this man saying? 2.5

Groovy

Great music accompanied by some of the most dreadful lyrics, painfully moaned, I have ever heard

This has absolutely no business being on here.

DNF. Please, some variation, I am begging.

Please no more Adele

This is fine, I guess. 2.5 for effort? It’s ultimately nothing special/nothing hundreds of others haven’t done better

Not my vibe!!

Music is ok, but the lyrics really make this one

If a woman made an album like this, it would never make it on here.

what you should listen to when you actually don't really feel like listening to anything at all.

3.5. Really Lovely.

Not for me

definitely what people who are really cool and disaffected like a lot

This has one good song on it

this was not good.

This has artistic merit, but when I’m listening to Moonlight in Vermont, I’m always reaching for a Billie Holiday recording

Nerd Wizard Rock that I *definitely* asked for

liked this WAY more than I thought I would. Great players? did not know!!!

3.5