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Fela Kuti · 1 likes
1/5
oh no…. there’s no way
is it just the same stuff repeated in every song
also why is there 4 songs but it’s 53 minutes
i don’t think there’s a world in which i would ever listen to this
1-Star Albums (6)
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ABBA
4/5
when i kissed the teacher- a great opening track i actually really like this (8.2)
dancing queen- a classic don’t think this song will ever not make me happy (8.2)
my love my life- almost gives queen vibes, very pretty sonically (8.5)
dum dum diddle- weakest so far but still like it (7.5)
knowing me, knowing you- i like how they all sound different but still together like it’s not getting repetitive (7.3)
money, money, money- okay another classic that everyone knows popular for a reason it’s very catchy (8.4)
that’s me- not my favorite but still so catchy, can kinda see sabrina’s influence from this (7.2)
why did it have to be me?- wow such a different sound but i like it… (8.3)
tiger- this sounds so familiar sonically especially that one sound… very interesting (7.1)
arrival- wow a magical intro, i am actually ascending (9.3)
fernando- i knew of this song but it being in stranger things really showed me that i really love this song its sooo good (9.3)
happy hawaii- cute song definitely one of the weakest (7.0)
Stevie Wonder
2/5
-I like his voice
-good melodies and funky instrumentals
- very chill yacht rock vibes
-IS PAST-TIME PARADISE WHAT AMISH PARADISE WAS BASED OFF LMAO
- i’m sorry why are all his songs so long i really don’t like that in an album some are okay but like why are they all over 5 minutes
- definitely liked disc one better
songs i like:
- loves in need of love today
-have a talk with god
-village ghetto land
-past-time paradise
-joy inside my tears
songs i actively dislike:
-contusion (sounds like whiplash and SNL mixed)
- easy going evening
The Temptations
2/5
-another 70s…
-straight off the bat i know this will be an album that is not technically bad but i just don’t like this style so im not gonna enjoy it much
-nice voice and some funky beats
-at least it’s short
- albums like this are just like i’m never gonna feel compelled to listen to this ever again over every other album if that makes sense
-and like a 10 minute song please i can’t deal with all these long 70s songs
Fela Kuti
1/5
oh no…. there’s no way
is it just the same stuff repeated in every song
also why is there 4 songs but it’s 53 minutes
i don’t think there’s a world in which i would ever listen to this
Talking Heads
2/5
-okay something different and that i am at least some what interested in
-okay come on can i just get a normal album for once
this is showing me 70s is a decade where there’s only a very specific sound i like
-born under pressure no thanks
-crosseyed and painless is better but still not very good
-the great curve is fine
-wait i know once in a lifetime and i like it
-houses in motion is fine
-seen and not seen is okay
-listening wind is surprise surprise fine
-i kinda like the overload
Cocteau Twins
3/5
NOT THE 70s FINALLY HOORAH
-wait i know cherry colored funk already maybe ill like this album cause this song is really good
-their sound is pretty modern honestly like i could hear a song like pitch the baby now so maybe early 90s is coming back idk
-also reminds me of the cure a little
-i like iceblink luck
-fifty fifty clown is groovy i like it
-WAIT i know heaven or las vegas as well!!!
- i also like wear your ring
-fotzepolitic sounds familiar
-wolf in the breast also sounds vaguely familiar i like the sound though
-i like frou frou a lot actually
- best album since the abba one
- i actually like the sound and would listen to some of these songs again for sure
Public Enemy
1/5
this was just not for me i tend to like early 2000s rap and hip hop and this was too much 80s influence
Terence Trent D'Arby
3/5
-wait this actually isn’t bad so far i kinda like the first song
-very much a style of 80s song i like
-if you let me stay reminds me of another artist idk who though
-okay wait i actually like wishing well
-middle are all good enough that im enjoying passively listening but no standouts
-as yet untitled a little boring
-who’s loving you is chilll
-overall i probably won’t listen again but if it came on it’d be good chill background music ya know
Orbital
1/5
- never heard of this
- another long one with not many songs which i’ve decided i don’t really like i’d rather more songs that are shorter on a longer album or few longer songs on a shorter album
- okay what is this weird lowfi jazz
- bubbling water over a walkie talkie okay
- bro egyptian vibes in the back
- this sounds like a background song in the scooby doo monster island movie like all of them
- little too experimental for me
- also too much instrumental not enough words
- yeah no 1 star
Various Artists
3/5
The Flaming Lips
4/5
okay a birth year album
-first glance i know do you realize and i like that song
-first song isnt bad actually lowkey weirdly gives the beatles, okay i actually like it
-one more robot eh… wait it’s growing on me the more i listen
-yoshimi battles part 1 is cute sound reminds me of vampire weekend a little
-only issue is the weird mechanical sounds are weird to me
-part 2 absolutely no thanks
-in the morning of magicians is making me so byler emo im crying this is genuinely making me depressed
-ego tripping another emo byler song making me depressed okay wow
-are you a hypnotist i like it but am i seeing byler everywhere i go cause like this one too im in psychosis
-its summertime i like it a very sad bop its also reminding me of djo
-do you realize i know it and like it already a stranger things edit after the finale with this song would make me kms probably
-all we have is now i like it, okay it’s lowkey giving season 5 vecna vibes
The Doors
3/5
okay this sound is interesting😭
-okay so far roadhouse blues is making me think i won’t like this it’s too 50s/60s still
-waiting for the sun has some cool instrumental moments
-you make me feel real no thanks
-blue sunday is fine maybe my fav so far
-ship of fools is fine
-okay i like the spy actually and its lowkey giving vecna especially in terms of will
-okay indian summer is really good and making me byler emo like im depressed now
Gene Clark
3/5
okay wait i kinda like the virgin giving chill summer boat vibes
-with tomorrow is giving something i just don’t know what i like it though like okay
-so far these 3 songs have such a different vibe
-lowkey giving bon dylan a little i’m actually enjoying this
-because of you is so happy byler coded omg
-one in a hundred is fine
-for a spanish guitar is kinda nothingburger
-and where my love lies asleep
-these past couple songs have been good background that i would listen to in the summer but no stand outs but honestly i still like this
-random stand by me cover okay
-is ship of the lord a christian song….
-wait why is winter in lowkey stranger things finale coded if it was good ya know
Television
2/5
never heard of them but another 70s album of course
-idk about this sound
-see no evil is eh
-venus as well
-friction too more nothingburger
-lowkey all nothingburger not my vibe too repetitive sonically
Elastica
2/5
-oooo a 90s album finally
-um okay weird noises in line up
-it’s fine i guess not really my sound though
-connection is my fav so far
-all these songs sound the same at least they are short
-legit the same songs over and over
-all nothingburger yawn
The xx
3/5
wow a 2017 album i’m shook
-the sound is VERY 2017 immediately i feel like im in high school
-say something loving is pretty good WAIT LOWKEY BYLER CODED OMG
-i like a violent noise also lowkey byler if you read the lyrics
-brave for you is lowkey mike coded but like someone saying it to him get it
-ON HOLD BYLER ANGST OMGGGGGGGGGG "my young heart chose to believe we were destined young hearts all need love call it a lesson" LIKE COME ON
-i date you is lowkey will coded and that’s tragic
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
okay o children man let’s go
-kinda long
-first song ain’t giving me hope
-okay what is this it’s giving christian music
-BRO YAWNFEST
-okay wait galleon ship the instrumental is giving stranger things im lowkey emo this is good im sad
-okay this song is beautiful why is it reminding me of stranger things ending im gonna kms
-wait ghosteen speaks is kinda good too
-wait why is ghosteen lowkey byler and WOLFSTAR CODED LIKE COME ON
-lots of lows with a few highs
Black Sabbath
3/5
ay so far roadhouse blues is making me think i won’t like this it’s too 50s/60s still
-waiting for the sun has some cool instrumental moments
-you make me feel real no thanks
-blue sunday is fine maybe my fav so far
-ship of fools is fine
-okay i like the spy actually and its lowkey giving vecna especially in terms of will
-okay indian summer is really good and making me byler emo like im depressed now
Rage Against The Machine
1/5
okay a 90s album and a band i’ve heard of
-um yeah okay
-i actually just don’t like this that much i fear
-lowkey all sounds the same again
-literally just noise
-like i can see how someone might like this i just don’t like this genre of weird indie rap almost rock i don’t even know
-i can’t think of a scenario where i would ever listen to this organically
Nick Drake
2/5
1969 of course of course
-time has told me is lowkey byler coded and i like it actually
-the albums that sound like this aren’t bad necessarily i just get a little bored with them which makes sense cause i love the 80s and current pop
-i just wouldn’t necessarily ever listen to this organically
-just not for me but not technically bad
Big Brother & The Holding Company
2/5
another one of those 60s albums that all sound the same
Spacemen 3
2/5
80s at least
-too long but okay
-sounds more modern lowkey
-kinda like honey
-sound seems very experimental definitely leaning more 90s which makes sense since it’s 89
-so much religious matter
-actually like lord can you hear me
-it was fine overall nothing great but nothing egregious
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
okay bruce i’m interested
-feel like i might actually like this
-the vibe is fine so far nebraska reminds me of post malones more country songs and like feeling whitney
-who’s the chicken man and why did we blow him up
-he really loves a harmonica
-so far these have been the same sonically and a little boring tbh
-okay hit them notes
-im bored
-okay state trooper is kinda cool
Dizzee Rascal
1/5
early 2000s british rap right right
Neil Young
3/5
-like only love can break your heart giving will to mike vibes
-again overall it’s not bad and if it was on in the background i wouldn’t mind it but this sound is just so boring to me and there are never really any standouts idk
Heaven 17
2/5
-early 80s okay
-fine no standouts shocker
-another boring 80s album
Dinosaur Jr.
2/5
-late 80s yay… i’m getting burnt out form 70s and 80s
-sounds like wallows lowkey musically
-don’t really like his voice
-too rock leaning for me sounds more 70s than late 80s
-the just like heaven cover…okay best song lowkey
-yeah not for me
Stan Getz
2/5
-okay legit just music
-feel like im in whiplash
-fine for what it is but when would i legit ever listen to this
Marvin Gaye
2/5
not bad just not for me
The Associates
2/5
- i hate when albums are super long because they have all the demos and weird versions like no one cares but that seems to be a common thing before the 90
-so no words for the first song
-yeah no is a no immediately
-it’s like they are trying to be david bowie and failing idk this is whack
-some of the production i actually really like and then they ruin it with their weird vocals
-like nothing is something in particular i actually like but it’s because it’s no words
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Method Man
2/5
Iron Maiden
3/5
I recognized a couple songs to my surprise. This wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Some of the songs were okay like children of the damned. Overall they were just 5 star songs to me.
Funkadelic
3/5
Was pretty groovy and actually liked some of the songs.
Metallica
2/5
R.E.M.
3/5
i liked this and would listen again but there were no real standouts that i would immediately go back to but it made me want to check out other stuff by them so more like 3.75
Ministry
1/5
Can
2/5
The 13th Floor Elevators
2/5
Deep Purple
2/5
Marvin Gaye
2/5