1001 Albums Summary

The first time I heard it I thought I was mistaken, I was certain this was the one with Clint Eastwood on it, turns out that was the 5th song on the album. Turns out Damon Albarn just put the hits wherever he wanted. Makes sense, space out the good songs throughout the slop. 3.5/5

This sounds like if early King Crimson and Jimi Hendrix did a collab together. No, I will not elaborate. 4.5/5

Going into this I tried to set the mood by having Rainy Mood playing in another tab to get me in the right frame of mind. I feel I couldn't get the full effect unless I was in a suit and a trilby, with a cigar in one hand and some whisky in the other. If I had time to prepare I would have tried to do it.

I can't put this into words exactly but this sounds like the beta version of Graceland. Ever wonder if he was still alive he would be one of those guys that travel to places like North Korea to try and build bridges with music? 3/5

This sounds like if Ziggy Stardust had the 'BAD ENDING' and he has to live as as a human and not as a weird alien twink thing. 2/5

It's interesting to hear the Fab Four before all the drugs they took melted their brains and they started writing songs about living in a yellow submarine. Maybe they were cooked before Yoko got involved? 4/5

Massive Attack made an album so good it spawned an entire genre and still topped themselves with their next album. 5/5

This sounds like a woman doing a sexy version of ASMR. I didn't mean that in a perverted way, just that every song in this album could be used for the intro of a James Bond movie. 4/5

Freedom 90 is trying to carry the album like Atlas carrying the world. The rest of the album is George Michael doing repetitive ballads with the reverb cranked up as high as it can go. 1.5

This sounds like the sort of music a schizophrenic would write if they were trying to write two songs at once. The entire album feels like an acid trip. 2.5/5

This music sounds like if Jim Morrison was born and raised in a rough estate pub in the 70s. 4/5

One of the problems with not being into jazz is that bad jazz and good jazz all sounds the same to me. Is this album good? Is this album bad? It is what it is and that's all I have to say about it 2.5/5

If you listen to movie soundtracks I automatically assume you need mental help, let alone listen to a soundtrack to a film that doesn't exist. 1/5

This is the audio equivalent to Cento Poetry. Or perhaps I'm being too highbrow when it comes to overthinking about this. 4/5

No matter how good this album is I can't stop myself from imagining GH angrily writing songs while yelling about Lennon–McCartney snubbing his songs from the Beatles for so long. Things made out of spite always turn out to be the best things. 5/5

This sounds like if Sun Ra made a hip-hop album with a female vocalist. 4/5

This sounds like a Millennial doing a parody of what early 60's rock sounded like. Like, if you found Bob Dylan from Poundland. 2/5

Oh wow, a punk band made an album that lasted over 30 minutes. They must have used every one of the three chords they knew. 2/5

Poundland Devo ahh band

This album sounds like rejects from the Wu Tang Clan I know the man but I sure as hell don't know his methods

This sounds like BS are trying to create 4 different styles of rock at the same time and it somehow works

This just sounds like Poundland Smiths to me. I don't get it.

Since this sounds like a WWF battle it's hard to take Jim Ross's voice out of my head. BAH GAWD! KING, JUST LOOK! IT'S YOSHIMI COMING TO THE RING! AND SHE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!

This sounds like distilled 80s in its purest form, like a time capsule of music.

For 45 minutes I was in the headspace of a funky soul brother under the crushing power of The Man

Honestly all jazz sounds the same to me and I'm tired of people saying I'm wrong.

This is a genre of music I call "Redneck Rock" No, I will not elaborate.

This sounds like a woman having a midlife crisis at 25

Imagine if you will, an alternate universe where Animal Collective decided to start making house music.

This is 30 minutes of awesome music on a 60 minutes album

Sounds like an album The Eagles would make if they were friends with a jazz band

This is closer to Sui Generis than a genre like Jazz or Soul but it still isn't as good as the sum of its parts

You ever wonder how much cocaine was used during the making of this album? Because I think it was a lot.

You can improve any album by adding an orchestra. Symphony and Metallica already proved that.

Sounds like EC is off his head on cocaine the whole time. This is EC in the 70s, I'm probably right.

Not only did Gainsbourg have the audacity to write an album about being a nonce he also had the audacity to be French.

Being kicked out of your hometown to play the blues is the most stereotypical musician trope I can think of. Not saying it's bad, just something I would expect.

This just sounds like a run of the mill country album. Dolly was one hell of a philanthropist and songwriter but an average singer