Bloody Kisses

This is one of the funniest albums I've ever heard. It stops just short of being a parody, but the band must have known what they were doing with the stupid lyrics and vampiric tone of the vocals. Overall, the kitsch Halloween 'spoooooooky and ghoooooouulish' vibe (mwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa) is quite fun and the music is pretty accessible. It's a bit long and very, very silly. Although I basically had a fun time listening to it, it's really not very good. Rating: 2 Playlist track: Set Me on Fire Date listened: 22/07/24

Musically this is fine, if a bit silly. Stylistically scattershot with dumb lyrics and comically bad vocals. "Kill All the White People" kind of rocks though. Fave Song: Set Me on Fire

It was certainly was an album. The cover of Summer Breeze as metal song was interesting. I didn't hate it. It was a little long. I wont revisit. It is probably slightly better than a 2, but not much.

Nothing really exciting here. But they tried

I can hear the heavy goth style reminding momentarily of Sisters of Mercy. Tends to get a little long and meandering. Not really my taste, but fun and not entirely awful. I admire their sense of humour.

I really dislike the singer's vocals. And yet another album that is much longer than it needs to be. Sorry to the submitter, but I really couldn't stand this.

I’ve heard “Black No 1” a ton of times over the years, but never picked up on him saying “Sacré Bleu—uh” before. Hahaha - what the fuck. Just realizing it’s because that song is 11 minutes long here and I’ve probably only heard the shorter edit. It’s probably a good thing, there’s no need for that song to be 11 minutes, even with the ridiculous “sacré bleu!”, which made me laugh for a good half a minute. As the record goes on, they cover Seals and Croft, which might be the least metal thing a band could do. They also engage in some Grade A Edgelord trolling on “Kill All the White People” which wasn’t as offensive as it was dumb. Then, they write a song about how they hate everyone and don’t care what people think, which ends up making you feel like they actually do care. Mr. Steele doth protest too much, methinks.

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Ugh, overly long edgy 90s metal - not for me today.

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ridiculously po faced and serious