Jan 14 2021
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Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
One of my all time favorites! I discovered Bowie in like 8th grade with Ziggy Stardust. I think I first heard Aladdin in college.
Watch That Man - A driving rock opener. Simple, but gets your grooving. Shades of Rebel Rebel
Aladdin Sane - Just perfection. Bowie essentially has a seizure on a piano during what is ostensibly a pop rock album. Love the screaming squeaky sax and the bass line that just repeats forever.
Drive In Saturday - Bowie does Motown. This feels like it would be appropriate at a high school type dance or in a movie about a high school type dance. Sax areas the show again.
Panic in Detroit - I’ll never forgive him for pronouncing Detroit wrong. But he does good guitars and bass so it’s okay.
Cracked Actor - This song is filthy. Five stars.
Time - Second best track. Haunting. Carnivals! Fun! Imagine what it would look like for time to “fall wanking to the floor”. It’s important to remember that Dave was surviving on a diet of milk, bell peppers, and cocaine at this time.
The Prettiest Star - the only forgettable track I think. Nice. Doo-wop vibe.
Let’s Spend the Night Together - The crazy piano comes back! A driving desperation throughout.
Jean Genie - Bluesy as heck. Harmonica and all. I don’t know what a jean genie is but maybe you meet one after you’ve had enough milk and cocaine.
Lady Grinning Soul - The piano on this and Bowie’s vocals are breathtaking. Tender and sad. Most underrated track.
John I’m Only Dancing - Dumb and Fun. I like both versions, but this one is better because of the sax.
All the Young Dudes - I know he wrote this for Mott the Hoople, but it’s always been Bowie’s song. This version is so much better than theirs.
5
Jan 15 2021
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Madman Across The Water
Elton John
Unlike yesterday with Aladdin Sane, there were quite a few tracks on this album that I had never heard before.
What an incredibly sad album! I read this entire project as a rumination on finding beauty and dignity within tragedy. I enjoy the instrumentation throughout, and can't help but feel like E.L.O. attempted to steal a lot of this sound.
Tiny Dancer - The biggest 'hit' from the album, and the one I had heard the most before. Still catchy and fun to sing along with. Maybe the worst song on the album? This song is about unrequited love and holding a torch for someone long gone. SAD SONG.
Levon - I had heard this one before too. I like the string riff throughout. A song about a man whose parents thought he was destined for greatness, but then he becomes a miserly balloon seller and his son hates him. A SAD SONG.
Razor Face - A song about losing your former greatness. We assume that at one point Razor Face was a tough customer, but now he needs someone to help him walk. A SAD SONG.
Madman Across the Water - A song about insanity. A SAD SONG.
Indian Sunset - My favorite track on the album. A bit problematic today, as it uses reductive imagery of Native Americans as seen by a white british man. But also it's a sympathetic view of the American genocide of the Native American. A SAD SONG.
Holiday Inn - I'm a sucker for mandolin anywhere. Second favorite track. A track about the malaise and boredom of being an under-appreciated backup musician on the road. A SAD SONG.
Rotten Peaches - A song about the prison industrial complex and losing optimism. A SAD SONG.
All the Nasties - A rather prescient song about people who nitpick and criticize. The critics are calloused without actually knowing anything about the person they judge. I love the choir. A SAD SONG.
Goodbye - A song about feeling worthless, and giving all your energy to others. A SAD SONG.
I really enjoyed this, but if I have staked Aladdin Sane as a 5 star album, then this by rights cannot be higher than 4. I may give it a 3 just to give myself room for future albums.
4
Jan 16 2021
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Berlin
Lou Reed
This one is completely and utterly new to me. Have not heard a single Lou Reed song. I don't even think I've actually heard a Velvet Underground song.
This is probably the most "difficult" album so far (after 3 days). Some atonal melodies, some depressing subject matter.
I, for one, love when a band or an artist is fronted by someone who kind of can't sing. Reed's vocals are the highlight here for me. I can hear how he influenced Bowie, and a handful of other artists. I can even hear a bit of Waters-era Pink Floyd in this. You can also see this being an early form of a rock opera or concept album.
I can also hear how Reed influenced a lot of the punk scene. These songs maybe don't 'sound' like punk, but the lyrics are filled with anger, rage, shame, and malaise. I don't think Reed was in a good place when he produced this.
The Caroline tracks really stand out to me, as does Oh, Jim and also The Bed. Interesting to end the album with Sad Song, probably the least sad song on the album, and the most heavily produced.
I'll have to sit with this a while, but I could see myself coming back to it.
4
Jan 17 2021
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Kid A
Radiohead
My experience so far with Radiohead includes "Creep", and the entire album of "The Bends". I love both; have been meaning to get around to more of their stuff. Here we are!
I did not care for the first track very much. Thom York's vocals, especially in later Radiohead, are very grating on my ears. I wasn't sure if I was going to dig this album much based on the first song.
But the rest of the album is great! I listened in the car, so I honestly couldn't tell you much about each track individually, but the construct as a whole is excellent. Really good "jam" material.
Certainly not much to tap your toes to, or sing along with. I cannot even begin to imagine what a Radiohead concert is like. But I could see myself revisiting this often. I think it would be good "working" music.
It also reminded me a bit of I am Robot and Proud, which is a favorite artist of mine. I wonder if he was inspired by Kid A.
4
Jan 18 2021
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Astral Weeks
Van Morrison
I always confuse Jim Morrison and Van Morrison and Morrissey.
Van Morrison is the Brown Eyed Girl guy... and the guy who did this.
Astral Weeks - Sort of light fluffy folksy stuff here. Inoffensive. If not for the length, I could hear this being played at a diner.
Beside You - A bit more jazzy. A bit more dissonant. A bit better!
Sweet Thing - I feel like all three of these tracks so far are kind of like the folksy acoustic songs that Zeppelin did, but that Zeppelin did them better.
Cyprus Avenue - Okay this album is just the music that all the boomers lost their virginity to, isn't it?
The Way Young Lovers Do - I feel like Quentin Tarantino likes this one. Jazzy and brassy. So far this is the best song to me.
Madame George - Okay this is the best song on the album. Indelibly sad. Possibly about a transvestite. This was worth the price of admission.
Ballerina - Fine.
Slim Slow Slider - The only track that's not really over produced. Sad, slow. Great!
I don't think I liked this one very much. Sorry, Ivan.
2
Jan 19 2021
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Hounds Of Love
Kate Bush
That album cover is hilarious. Don't know anything about Kate or her Bush. Let's listen!
Running Up That Hill - Oh, this is SOOOO 80s. I kind of love it so far.
Hounds of Love - Another fun one. Reminds me of Heart.
Big Sky - This one gets a bit wild. Frenetic energy.
Mother Stands for Comfort - The first bust for me. Slow, plodding. Not great.
Cloudbursting - Fun instrumentation.
And Dream of Sheep/Under Ice - These kind of ran together for me. Fine
Waking the Witch - HOLY SHIT. This one is nuts. Techno/Vaporwave style with all kinds of sound bytes.
Watching You Without Me - Backward singing and ocean sound effects. Some vaguely bollywood sounding beats/lyrics.
Jig of Life - I can't not love a bodhrán. This entire second side of the album is *WILD*
Hello Earth - More chanting. This has kind of a Lord of the Rings feeling to it.
The Morning Fog - A mellow end.
This has been the greatest undiscovered treat of the project so far!
4
Jan 20 2021
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Disintegration
The Cure
I love the cure, but this album was just fine. Great melodies. I like the longer tracks allowing the band to just vibe and jam for a while. I miss the punchy drums and lyrics. Boys Don't Cry over Disintegration any day.
3
Jan 21 2021
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Felt Mountain
Goldfrapp
Never heard of this band, this album, or none of this.
I LOVED IT!
Kind of a trance techno jazzy tango thing. Super retro futurism of the early 2000s. I liked a lot of the remixes on the extended album. This is going into my rotation STAT.
4
Jan 22 2021
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Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
Tom said it best when he called this "Generic 90s rock". That sounds like a slam, but this was highly enjoyable. Sometimes you need generic 90s rock! I really liked a lot of the acoustic sets and remixes at the end. The album really helped me get through my workday today.
But let's be real, this isn't getting anything higher than 3 stars.
3
Jan 23 2021
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Dire Straits
Dire Straits
Wow. Silky smooth riffs and bitchin' solos abound. Can't believe this is a debut album.
I think In The Gallery may be the weakest effort here, but every other track is gold. Sexy, groovy mix of sparse rock and roll mixed with country, folk, and blues.
My knowledge of Dire Straits was Money for Nothing. This is at least 500x better than that.
5
Jan 24 2021
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Armed Forces
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
I like a lot of EC's hits, but all of EC's music sounds identical to me. It's good, peppy, 60s style rock with a more modern sound. But it's so generic. I want to like it more than I do. Also, pretty sure Elvis drops the N bomb on one of these songs. That ain't great!
3
Jan 25 2021
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Made In Japan
Deep Purple
First live album of the project, and what a way to start!
Smoke on the Water was my only knowledge of DP. Come to find out I also knew High Way Star. Another cracker.
The rest of the tracks are less memorable, but it was a lot of fun hearing them try to banter for their Japanese audience. And the solos! Solos for days. That drummer ain’t no John Bonham but the guitar solos were great.
Glad I found this one.
4
Jan 26 2021
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Juju
Siouxsie And The Banshees
The most surprising thing about this album is how early into the 80s it is. This band feels like the blueprint for 80s girl bands for the rest of the decade. Good stuff.
3
Jan 27 2021
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The Sensual World
Kate Bush
Okay, I really liked Hounds of Love, but this album is not *nearly* as enjoyable.
Two albums deep into the Bush, I think I can safely say that I love Kate when she's being WEIRD, and that I cannot stand her when she is playing by the numbers. I think about 80% of this album is by the numbers.
The standout exceptions are The Fog and Deeper Understanding. The Fog features some frantic rhythms and fun soundbites.
Deeper Understanding is WEIRD and FUN. I love the story of Kate falling in love with a computer. Extremely prescient for 1989.
Probably won't ever listen to this again until I literally die
2
Jan 28 2021
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The Joshua Tree
U2
I think this is the worst thing I've listened to yet.
I tried. Honest. It was really a struggle to power through this.
Every song was exactly the same.
At its best, I found some of these songs to be somewhere between "Gen X Easy Listening" and "Songs to hear when you're in the dental chair".
If you found a Gen Z kid who had never heard U2 and then played this album for them while saying "These guys sell out stadiums", they straight up wouldn't believe you
1
Jan 29 2021
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Bitches Brew
Miles Davis
Thank god. Finally something truly excellent.
This is not my favorite Miles album. That would be Sketches of Spain. But compared to the rest of the albums we’ve covered on this list, this is an easy five stars.
Every track is a groovy odyssey.
5
Jan 30 2021
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To Pimp A Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar
I think I just listened to art.
Only album in this list so far I’ve listened to twice in a row
5
Jan 31 2021
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Fever Ray
Fever Ray
This kind of stuff is extremely my shit. If late Tegan and Sara were Swedish and had a drum machine. I’m down to clown.
4
Feb 01 2021
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School's Out
Alice Cooper
This album gets "most surprising" of the list so far.
The titular track is great and fun, but also I've heard it 10,000 times. Track 2 and 3 were... not great. I was like "Okay, this is middle school boy music", which is fine, but I ain't in middle school anymore.
Then we get the rest of the album! There's jazz, there's show tunes, there is a big fan finale. So much depth for a hard rock album. Most improved.
4
Feb 02 2021
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Sunshine Superman
Donovan
Guy who hangs out with The Beatles makes an album that sounds a lot like The Beatles. Cool.
Season of the Witch is fun. I mean, I guess it's all fun. It just sounds like a copycat who is slightly less competent.
It's the Hydrox cookies of The Beatles Oreos.
2
Feb 03 2021
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The Sun Rises In The East
Jeru The Damaja
Sounds like Jay Z's granddad. I love the historicity of this album, but I also really dig the album itself.
Jeru has great flow, good beats, and some truthful rhymes. This will definitely stay in my rotation for a while.
4
Feb 04 2021
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Disraeli Gears
Cream
Good rock. Plain and simple
3
Feb 05 2021
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She's So Unusual
Cyndi Lauper
Thought I was not going to like this. Come to find out I like it just fine. Cyndi is a fun bubblegum/synthpop lady.
Watched some of her music videos and she does this weird thing where her lips go a bit too high on her face.
Girls Wanna Have Fun still sucks, but the other tracks are pretty good. Have a soft spot for "Time After Time", and I really dig "Money Changes Everything". The others were just okay.
2
Feb 06 2021
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The Last Broadcast
Doves
This album sounds like just about everything that XFM was playing in 2002 (You're an idiot, play a record!). Peppy Brit Pop.
This also sounds a lot like early Coldplay. You could probably toss a coin in 100 realities and find that in 50 of them Coldplay became the huge megaband and in 50 of them Doves became the megaband.
Kind of generic. A solid 3 across the album. I wouldn't turn it off, but none of the tracks have a particular hook.
3
Feb 07 2021
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The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
Always knew Dylan was the protest song guy, but never knew how ANGRY he could get. Love it. Screw the fat cats!
4
Feb 08 2021
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The Genius Of Ray Charles
Ray Charles
Good old Ray. I’d heard some of these before. Others are new. I like how the album was arranged, A side having different instrumentation from the B side.
Great listening for a Sunday morning
4
Feb 09 2021
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Strangeways, Here We Come
The Smiths
All these songs are catchy as heck. I don't know much about The Smiths, but I like this. I'm always down for catchy melodies with sad or strange lyrics.
This album cover could have used some workshopping, though. Come on!
4
Feb 10 2021
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Country Life
Roxy Music
This did not really speak to me in any way. It was fine from beginning to end. I know Brian Ferry and David Bowie get compared a lot, and I just don't hear it.
2
Feb 11 2021
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Tragic Songs of Life
The Louvin Brothers
This album cover looks like a horror movie poster.
I really enjoyed this album. Through no fault of its own, I had a hard time concentrating on it. I mostly associate this kind of music with background music on television and in films. It was lovely to listen to while I worked yesterday, yet I couldn’t tell you anything about any of the songs.
One of these brothers sings like a lady though. He harmonized at a very high pitch.
Maybe 3 stars isn’t fair, but I have a hard time giving it more.
3
Feb 12 2021
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Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf
Why have I not been listening to Meat Loaf my whole freaking life?
These songs have been stuck in my head all day.
Rock operas are cliche now but I think this is the pinnacle of that achievement. One reviewer once said that this was "Grand Guignol pop", and that is also appropriate.
5
Feb 13 2021
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Licensed To Ill
Beastie Boys
Crazy to think that, in the 1980s, the only way you could get white people to listen to rap was to fill it with Led Zeppelin samples and have the flow come out of the mouths of upper middle class white boys from Long Island.
I love the Beastie Boys, especially their hits, but you have to admit that they seem more of a cultural oddity the further away we get from the 20th century.
Highlights on the album include the infectious "Girls", the 1-2 punch of "Fight For Your Right" and "No Sleep Til Brooklyn", and the goofy horn riff of "Brass Monkey".
"Sabotage" aside, I don't think the Beastie Boys ever got better than this. Well, maybe Hello Nasty is better.
4
Feb 14 2021
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Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
I know nothing about Jerry Lee Lewis but it seems like he got famous playing other people's songs.
He sure likes doing that cat growl thing, eh?
Great Balls of Fire is fun though.
3
Feb 15 2021
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Bandwagonesque
Teenage Fanclub
Dunno anything about these guys!
The Concept - A nice, mellow song. Sad lyrics. Kind of rides the line between early pop punk, emo, and grunge
Satan - Accurate! A mental breakdown
December - Another kind of emo love song.
What You Do To Me - Beach Boys with more fuzz.
I Don't Know - This is kind of an easy listening track. All of these songs have nice melodies.
Star Sign - Another touchpoint for me is Rooney. These guys sound like Rooney.
Metal Baby - Pure Beatles on this one. Same melody, harmonies. This could be a Beatles song.
Pet Rock - Kind of a jam session continuation of the above.
Sidewinder - Back to Beach Boys again. This album started out being a downer, but the entire back half is peppy pop songs with the effects pedal turned up.
Alcoholiday - Great title. Do I detect some melancholy returning?
Guiding Star - Back in full melancholy, even though the melodies are still lilting. The fuzz just keeps increasing!
Is This Music? - Good question. I'd say so! Favorite melody on the album, even though it gets a bit close to the U2 department.
Overall, this is a fine album. I'm not sure if it belongs on the list of 1000 greatest ever, but I didn't hate it.
Pet Rock
3
Feb 16 2021
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Murmur
R.E.M.
Right out of the gate this album is more fun and more well-crafted than yesterday's. It's worth noting since both are debut albums! REM has already solidified much about what makes their sound unique by the time they got into the studio the first time.
I dig R.E.M.'s vibe at all times. Even though none of the songs on this album became hits, it's still nice to listen to. This probably doesn't deserve a 4, but I've got to give it higher than Teenage Fanclub.
4
Feb 17 2021
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Marquee Moon
Television
First heard about these guys from the "No Dogs in Space" podcast.
Really great album, and you can hear the proto-punk "attitude" really seeping out in every track. This is almost exactly halfway between rock and punk.
The standout track is the lovely 10 minute Marquee Moon. I listened to a few different versions, and they're all transcendent.
4
Feb 18 2021
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Bubble And Scrape
Sebadoh
That album cover is definitely a butthole.
Some of these melodies were enjoyable. Let Tomorrow Bee is a standout. Otherwise I found a lot of this to be mildly unpleasant. I think if you're in the right mood you could love this album.
2
Feb 19 2021
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Morrison Hotel
The Doors
First real listen to The Doors outside of House of the Rising Sun.
I love their dirty, raw, bluesy rock. I get why they got so famous!
I enjoyed the raw outtakes at the end of the 40th anniversary version of this album.
The Frog song stood out the most to me, and I think Side A is stronger overall than Side B.
4
Feb 20 2021
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I Should Coco
Supergrass
I was ready to really hate this based just on the album cover. Seemed like it was going to be real miserable.
Guess what? It's a ton of fun! They have serious Fratellis energy.
4
Feb 21 2021
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Scott 4
Scott Walker
This album really comes and goes. It's barely half an hour long!
Scott is a good singer. His voice is ethereal and deep; not the kind of voice you hear too often on a pop album.
This was nice to listen to, but I'm done now, thanks.
3
Feb 22 2021
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Endtroducing.....
DJ Shadow
No idea about anything about this. Let's dive in.
Best Foot Forward - Classic 90s rap intro. Not really music.
Building Steam with a Grain of Salt - Lovely little piano line leads into a great hook. Quotes from a guy who MIGHT be JK Simmons? This track evolves into something that sounds a lot like Blockhead
The Number Song - This reminds me of a Guitar Hero spinoff game called DJ Hero. Shadow has a great knack for mixing other people's melodies, drum beats, and samples. You could draw a direct line from DJ Shadow in the mid-90s to Girl Talk in the mid-2000s. Peppy with a lot of hard kicking drums.
Changeling - A rainy, dreary, ethereal piece. Eventually a melody comes in that can only be described as Cyperpunk Weather Channel.
What Does Your Soul Look Like (Part 4) - Jazzy AF with a nasty little bass riff.
Untitled - I have to imagine that this is the stinger at the end of Side 1 on the LP (and the cassette). Just a goofy little 20 second thing.
Stem/Long Stem - A long medley of melodies
Mutual Slump - This one didn't make a huge impression on me
Organ Donor - I think this hook was LITERALLY used by Blockhead!
Why Hip Hop Sucks in '96 - Frankly, I don't think it does!
Midnight in a Perfect World - This one also failed to make much of an impression on me.
Napalm Brain/Scatter Brain - Chill vibes
What Does Your Soul Look Like (Part 1 – Blue Sky Revisit) - Maybe the best track on the album?
Overall this is excellent. You can hear the artists that influenced Shadow, as well as the artists he influenced. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent!
5
Feb 23 2021
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Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
The Flaming Lips
Yesssssss....
This is hands down one of my all-time favorites. A kitschy, fuzzy, psychedelic odyssey in the form of a sci-fi anime rock opera.
Every song is cinematic, melodious, and fun. Covering topics like sentient robots and vitamin-eating Japanese schoolgirls.
5
Feb 24 2021
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Technique
New Order
Wow. Another shocker for me.
I was *vaguely* familiar with New Order, but I thought they were some sort of generic 80s/90s hard rock group. This album cover is also not great. Combined, I thought I was in for a bad time.
This was excellent! I don't listen to a ton of "Dance Rock", but maybe I should. I loved the rhythms, melodies, and vocals. This album at once sounded quintessentially 80s while also sounding like something completely new. Gotta add New Order to my rotation.
4
Feb 25 2021
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Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
This is like if some aliens sang 80s songs in an alien language. It's kind of magical, but I don't know that I ever need to hear it again.
2
Feb 26 2021
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Automatic For The People
R.E.M.
The second repeat! Much more welcome than Kate Bush.
Going from R.E.M.'s debut to their 8th album is a huge jump. The band is more confident, more powerul, and more in the groove. This album has a bunch of hits on it, and the non-hit tracks still slap.
Very, very enjoyable. Hung out for a while listening to live cuts and demos.
I'm not sure if this deserves a straight 5, but it's miles ahead of Murmer, which I gave a 4.
5
Feb 27 2021
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Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan
www.dadrock.com
Are you a dad? Do you know a dad? Then you'll have heard all these songs before and probably have jammed out to them while working on your car or driving your boat around or something.
3
Feb 28 2021
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Tonight's The Night
Neil Young
I like Neil Young. Before this album, I had often asked myself “is there such a thing as too much Neil Young?”
I learned today the answer is yes.
This has some nice tracks but the whole thing just along at such a middling tempo that Young’s whiny vocals really grate by the end.
2
Mar 01 2021
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Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert)
Bob Dylan
Another Bob Dylan, this time live.
Disc 2 is way more energetic with the full band than disc 1.
I found this album to be somewhat less enjoyable than the last Dylan we did. He seems to be kind of phoning it in on his performance, something Dylan is rather famous for. His songs here also lack a certain amount of anger, which I really enjoyed on Freewheelin'.
Not a bad listen, but nothing life changing.
3
Mar 02 2021
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
I mean, can this get anything short of 5 stars? Marley is transcendent, and this album is no exception.
This album gets 5 stars off of Jamming alone, and that's before you get to 3 Little Birds.
I listened to it straight through and then just listened to Marley all day.
5
Mar 03 2021
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Club Classics Vol. One
Soul II Soul
What on earth is this...!
Keep On Movin' - Strong Opener. Fun beats and feel
Fairplay - Wow this is the most annoying vocals I've ever heard on a track ever. Sorry, Rose Windross
Holdin' On - This track has awful vocals too, but ends strong.
Feeling Free - This is my shit. Great beat, fun raps.
African Dance - Excellent. Jazzy Flute
Dance - Also excellent.
Feel Free - Oh okay here we go back to horrible shit. This lady is making my ears bleed.
Happiness - Chill groove
Back to Life - This one I've actually heard before. Great.
Jazzie's Groove - Maybe my favorite one. So great. Makes London seem cool, and that's saying something.
Ambition (Rap) - This album is at its best when people are rapping instead of singing.
All the remixes on the 10th anniversary bonus content are also great. Many are better than on the original album itself.
There's too much that I find grating her, so I cannot in good faith give it a high rating, but the good tracks are gold.
2
Mar 04 2021
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Dance Mania
Tito Puente
Much like Jazz, I love "Latin Music" and Cha-cha-chá, but I have a hard time differentiating it. This entire album is straight fire, but I could not really separate which tracks I like and which ones I don't like.
I would buy this cd, put it in my car, and just have it play forever whenever I'm going to or from the grocery store.
4
Mar 05 2021
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Make Yourself
Incubus
Mildly ashamed by how much I liked this.
3
Mar 06 2021
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Like Water For Chocolate
Common
A lot of this album comes from a place of pain, but it is a thing of beauty. Not as good as Pimp a Butterfly, but still quite remarkable.
I, weirdly, mostly know Common as an actor. To hear him in his original environment is a real treat. Not sure that this is my favorite thing ever, but I'm curious to check out the rest of his work.
3
Mar 07 2021
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Superfuzz Bigmuff
Mudhoney
These guys are like the precurser to Nirvana, and they were fine. Nirvana is a bit better in my opinion.
The grunge sound is here, but none of the songs stand out with a memorable set of lyrics or melody line.
2
Mar 08 2021
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Beyond Skin
Nitin Sawhney
Transcendent. Jazzy, cinematic. Excellent. The first track isn't really my cup of tea, but then it takes off from there.
5
Mar 09 2021
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Jazz Samba
Stan Getz
Is it possible for Jon to give a Jazz album fewer than 5 stars?
Yes.
Is it possible for Jon to give a Samba album fewer than five stars?
Yes.
Is it possible for Jon to give a BOSSA NOVA album fewer than five stars?
No.
5
Mar 10 2021
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Crooked Rain Crooked Rain
Pavement
Generic early 90s rock. Has a bit of a Weezer edge to them, but I think early Weezer was better.
Nothing too memorable or catchy here. I sort of liked Cut Your Hair.
3
Mar 11 2021
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Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' Roses
This is a tough one to rate.
On the one hand, it is insanity to think that a debut album could contain this many hits. It is up there with Boston's debut in that regard. I feel that it almost deserves 5 stars simply for that.
On the other hand, I am so sick of these songs. You cannot turn on a radio station without hearing at least one of these songs once a day. 40 years later and we are still absolutely inundated with Sweet Child O Mine.
I can't see myself listening to the entire album on purpose again, so I cannot give it 5.
4
Mar 12 2021
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Space Ritual
Hawkwind
This is a perfect jam album. Just have this on all day. Driving, playing Risk, whatever. Just have it on. 5 stars. 6 stars if you're smokin and jokin
5
Mar 13 2021
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Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank Sinatra
This is lovemaking music, pure and simple.
Frank and Antonio go well together. I think I prefer Stan Getz and his version of The Girl From Ipanema a bit more. But this is still great.
4
Mar 14 2021
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Tical
Method Man
Not really for me. I think I prefer west coast 90s rap.
2
Mar 15 2021
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All Mod Cons
The Jam
Wow this was good and fun. I couldn’t define Mod, but this is that. I like it.
4
Mar 16 2021
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Hard Again
Muddy Waters
Muddy is so hard, and he wants you to know it.
4
Mar 17 2021
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Songs Of Love And Hate
Leonard Cohen
A sleepy Leonard moans his way through 9 dirges
2
Mar 18 2021
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The Holy Bible
Manic Street Preachers
Another fine generic album by the preachers. Why do these guys have TWO albums on this list???
2
Mar 19 2021
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Butterfly
Mariah Carey
Not unpleasant, and I can see how R&B fans would like this, but it's not for me.
Every track sounds exactly the same. Mariah doesn't really sing songs so much as just moan scales.
2
Mar 20 2021
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Ramones
Ramones
Pretty funny to think of how explosive, controversial, and offensive this was when it came out.
Just a coupla boys having fun, sniffing glue, etc. This who album is hit after hit after hit. I'm constantly impressed by bands doing in their debut albums what it takes many other bands decades to achieve.
4
Mar 21 2021
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White Ladder
David Gray
This is a great album. Smooth, chill, and yet soulful.
You can hear the origin story of artists from James Blunt to Ed Sheeran, but David is not nearly as smarmy or annoying as James or Ed.
You can also hear why Dave Matthews liked it too.
4
Mar 22 2021
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Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Some smooth-ass sounds. A great ride! Dad jams 2021
4
Mar 23 2021
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On The Beach
Neil Young
This is the best Neil Young album so far on the list. I really enjoyed it! Its biggest problem is how short it is.
Put your shoes back on, Neil.
4
Mar 24 2021
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Sheet Music
10cc
Like Tally Hall did an album in 1974. Goofy, but melodious. These guys are just having a laugh. The highlights are Hotel and The Worst Band in the World
4
Mar 25 2021
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Life Thru A Lens
Robbie Williams
I don't mind Britpop, and Robbie Williams is the classic example of it, but I also didn't grow up with it.
Totally fine; don't need to listen again, not mad about it, wouldn't turn it off. Just fine.
3
Mar 26 2021
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461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
Eric Klepto-man is at it again.
Motherless Children - What a joyful memory about dead moms!
Give Me Strength - Mellow and Bluesy
Willie and the Hand Jive - I think I hate this. But, to be fair, I have always found the phrase "hand jive" inexplicably gross.
Get Ready - A nice bluesy rocker
I Shot the Sheriff - The Bob Marley version is so much more superior in every way. This version is over produced, and the poor attempt at reggae seems vaguely racist in 2021.
I Can't Hold Out - Great blues track, but not as Hard as Muddy Waters is.
Please Be With Me - Maybe my favorite track. Fun and peppy
Let It Grow - What if Stairway to Heaven but shorter and more boring?
Steady Rolling Man - Another winner
Mainline Florida - As a mainline Floridian, this is wonderful.
All together, this album is FINE. Probably better than Robbie Williams, but it doesn't feel like it *deserves* 4 stars.
3
Mar 27 2021
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Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
Like Cream, but way better!
4
Mar 28 2021
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Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin
I've been a fan of this album for, I shit you not, 20 years.
East 5 stars for me.
Celebration Day is the weakest song on the album, and that's saying something.
Don't tell Stairway, but Tangerine is the best thing that Led Zeppelin ever did. DONT @ ME
5
Mar 29 2021
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Come Find Yourself
Fun Lovin' Criminals
What a fun album! Kind of borderline "Gangstagrass" on the first track.
Mixing hip hop with numerous styles, this album is just silly, while also being cool.
4
Mar 30 2021
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The Modern Lovers
The Modern Lovers
An amazing cross between Doors-style rock and proto-punk
4
Mar 31 2021
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Remain In Light
Talking Heads
One of my favorite bands of the last decade (for me, not them. They haven't been together in a while).
This album is not my favorite Talking Heads album. It's pretty middle of the road for me. However, I gave Modern Lovers and Fun Loving Criminals 4 stars, and Remain in Light is WAY better than either of those.
Once in a Lifetime is a song that gets better and hits harder every single time I hear it. That track alone also makes this a 5 star album. But Born Under Punches, Crosseyed and Painless, and Fela's Riff are also all top notch
5
Apr 01 2021
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Rattus Norvegicus
The Stranglers
These guys are fun. I like these songs. They are silly, angry, rude, and catchy.
5 stars.
4
Apr 02 2021
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Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde
The Pharcyde
This is classic "I went to the hat store and bought myself a hat!"-style 90's rap, but it's FILTHY.
Overall it's a lot of fun, but it runs a little long in the tooth.
3
Apr 03 2021
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The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks
I've always really liked The Kinks. They remind me of a more-socially-conscious Beatles. A lot of their songs are timeless, and their lyrics are so great.
That being said, I've always thought Lola was the better album.
4
Apr 04 2021
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The Contino Sessions
Death In Vegas
Wow. I knew nothing about these guys or the music they did. This was GREAT.
Not the kind of thing I'd go to a concert for, or listen to in the car, or at a party. But excellent "Get work done" music.
Dirge and Death Threat are big favorites
4
Apr 05 2021
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Electric Music For The Mind And Body
Country Joe & The Fish
Who could forget the time that LBJ fought the Fantastic 4 and Doctor Strange?
This album is on DRUGS
3
Apr 06 2021
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Talking Book
Stevie Wonder
This album is liquid sexuality.
Every other song a hit, and the ones that aren't hits should have been. Big Brother is a standout favorite.
4
Apr 07 2021
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Chelsea Girl
Nico
This was going to be 2 stars, but I recognized that some of these songs have been in Wes Anderson movies.
Giving them some context, and associating them with a time and place really allowed me to appreciate these songs more.
They are certainly 'of an era'. They're the kind of thing you'd put on when someone broke up with you, or if you were having a very specifically-themed party.
3
Apr 08 2021
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Little Earthquakes
Tori Amos
This is a fun little album that DRIPS with 90s mood.
The only real knock against this is that Crucify is the best track, and it only goes down from there.
3
Apr 09 2021
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A Short Album About Love
The Divine Comedy
Wow I really hated this. This is the closest I've come to giving a one star since U2. Gonna have to really think about it.
1
Apr 10 2021
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Germfree Adolescents
X-Ray Spex
Wow! What a kickass album. I love the vocalist and the shitty saxophone.
Girl punks > Boy punks
5
Apr 11 2021
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Beach Samba
Astrud Gilberto
This is way too short to be an album. 27 minutes? Really?
It's nice, and I would definitely listen at a beach. But 27 minutes??
4
Apr 12 2021
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In Rainbows
Radiohead
While not unpleasant, I really, really, really do not *get* Radiohead.
They peaked with The Bends, don't @ me.
This album gets a bump for being the first album ever sold at a "pay what you want" model. That's is some historical shit.
3
Apr 13 2021
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Kilimanjaro
The Teardrop Explodes
This reminds me a lot of The Smiths, another band I never would have listened to if I hadn't been doing this 1001 albums.
I like it! Moody melodies and 80s malaise.
4
Apr 14 2021
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Ragged Glory
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
This is my favorite Neil album so far. Inventing garage rock? Neat.
4
Apr 15 2021
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Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
Lucinda Williams
Not sure if I'd rank this as one of the "1001 best ever", but I really liked this! I love Americana, and the crossroads of Blues, Country, and Rock.
Titular track, Lake Charles, Greenville, and Still Long For Your Kiss are all highlights.
4
Apr 16 2021
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Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite
Maxwell
Some more sex-having music.
Sometimes it moves a bit too far into "weather channel" territory.
3
Apr 17 2021
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Imperial Bedroom
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Elvis Costello is some of the most inoffensive rock ever written. Your grandma won’t hate it!
3
Apr 18 2021
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Bringing It All Back Home
Bob Dylan
This is the best Dylan album so far. Every single one of these is a hit. If someone was like "I don't get why Bob Dylan", you'd play this for them.
5
Apr 19 2021
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Faust IV
Faust
A cracking moody experimental german exploration. The genesis of the term "Krautrock".
I don't like it as much as a lot of German rockers, especially Kraftwerk and Neu!
3
Apr 20 2021
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Vento De Maio
Elis Regina
Some eaaaaasy ass listening. Alright.
4
Apr 21 2021
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Pelican West
Haircut 100
Talking Heads Lite ™️
4
Apr 22 2021
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The Dark Side Of The Moon
Pink Floyd
I saw the cover and I went "okay, easy 5 stars", but then I decided that that wasn't fair. Does one of the go-to greatest rock albums of all time deserve a pass? Absolutely not. I decided to listen to it with a critical ear, as if I had never heard it before.
...easy 5 stars.
Every single song is an absolute classic. Sure, it's boomer music, but this album is proof positive that boomers aren't all bad.
5
Apr 23 2021
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We Are Family
Sister Sledge
A goddamn CLASSIC. I always associated We Are Family with Motown; come to find out they are from Philadelphia. Still a great album.
4
Apr 24 2021
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Damaged
Black Flag
I appreciate hardcore punk but it makes my ears sad
2
Apr 25 2021
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Toys In The Attic
Aerosmith
The quintessential middle school boy rock album.
GET IT? SEX! GET IT? CUM! DO YOU GET IT? DO. YOU. GET. IT???
2
Apr 26 2021
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Kenza
Khaled
I have no frame of reference from which to judge this. And yet I love it. It loses an entire star because of Imagine.
3
Apr 27 2021
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A Date With The Everly Brothers
The Everly Brothers
I thought that these were the Louvin Brothers again for a minute, but this is a much better album.
Catchy melodies, lovely harmonies. That Classic 50's Sound.
4
Apr 28 2021
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A Girl Called Dusty
Dusty Springfield
Dusty. What else can you say? These are some of the biggest hits of the 60s. Countlessly covered, remixed, reused, recycled, and replayed. Do Re Mi is the album's low point, but I'm not sure if I can isolate its high point. It's all so good! I'm partial to Wishin and Hopin.
4
Apr 29 2021
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New Boots And Panties
Ian Dury
Holy moly! What a unique, fun album. I love this guy's style, and his lyrics are goofy. Reminds me a bit of Taco, but this guy is 100% original.
4
Apr 30 2021
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Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys
You know, I said License to Ill was the BBoys at their best, but this may be better. Their sampling game is on point here, and a lot of their most juvenile lyrics have gone away.
I'm not sure if this deserves a 5, but I gave License to Ill a 4, and this album is definitely much better than that. SO IT MUST BE.
5
May 01 2021
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Eli And The Thirteenth Confession
Laura Nyro
Great voice, and a tragic story.
The first half of this album is great. I love the jazzy show-tunes-y nature of it!
The second half really drags on as she goes higher and higher into her register. I was glad it was over by the end.
3
May 02 2021
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Here Come The Warm Jets
Brian Eno
I've been a big fan of Eno for a long time, both his solo works and also his incredible producing with the Davids Bowie and Byrne.
This is not my favorite album, though. It's a bit too poppy, and nothing like his later ambient works. It's just fine!
3
May 03 2021
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All Hope Is Gone
Slipknot
This album was way better than it had any right to be. Not only that, but it got better as it went along! The worst stuff was at the beginning.
But no Slipknot album needs to be over 70 minutes long. What are the Slippies thinking?
2
May 04 2021
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Fun House
The Stooges
Was great to "wash out" the Slipknot from my ears with truly one of the greats.
What else is there to say? A seminal album that rocks hard and flows perfectly.
5
May 05 2021
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Pearl
Janis Joplin
What an excellent album, and yet a desperately sad one. She was just a kid. Such a tragedy.
5
May 06 2021
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Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
I love Bluegrass/Old-school country, and this album is a treat. Lots of standards on here and some fun behind-the-scenes tracks.
I would rate this a 5 except for its INSANE length. This is just too much music. Is there such a thing? Yes.
4
May 07 2021
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The Nightfly
Donald Fagen
Very middle of the road for me. A nice morning listen. The cover is definitely better than the album.
3
May 08 2021
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Picture Book
Simply Red
Wow! A lot of fun. I'll admit that I was sick of another "Debut album by British pop & ___ band". This list is lousy with debut albums by British pop and [something]" artists.
Great beats. Real 80s. Sound. Michael Jackson-esque vocals. Really surprised to hear that these dudes hail from Manchester.
I found the Heaven cover to be a bit lame, but mostly because I think Talking Heads are untouchable. Money is my favorite track.
4
May 09 2021
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Oedipus Schmoedipus
Barry Adamson
What a fun, weird ride.
Some great sax work here.
Business as Usual was miserable to listen to.
The whole project was strange, but at least he was trying something. At least it's not another "Debut album by British pop band" like 500+ of the albums on here.
3
May 10 2021
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One World
John Martyn
A chill, jazzy, moody album.
I like the instrumentation more than the vocals, but the low growly vocals ain't bad either.
4
May 11 2021
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Mothership Connection
Parliament
I was not ready for these levels of Funk. My Funkometer EXPLODED and I got Funk particles (Funkocules) all over my room.
5
May 12 2021
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Bummed
Happy Mondays
Incredibly middle of the road and forgettable. I don't think I've come across an album on this list yet that I have had less of an opinion of.
I literally finished it less than 60 seconds ago and I have forgotten it entirely.
At least Slipknot was memorably bad.
2
May 13 2021
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Sunday At The Village Vanguard
Bill Evans Trio
A jazz album worthy of some serious superlatives. Blissful stuff from open to close. I am a sucker for Alice in Wonderland; this nearly gets 5 starts just for that track.
5
May 14 2021
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Boston
Boston
Insta-5.
What even can be said?
5
May 15 2021
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Pink Moon
Nick Drake
Before I started listening to this, I had had it confused with Nick Cave. Needless to say, I was surprised once the record started spinning.
Sad, mournful, soulful. I love his warm guitar sound and angelic voice. I am sorry that he was in so much pain, but I am glad that something beautiful could come out of it.
5
May 16 2021
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Rings Around The World
Super Furry Animals
Just a whole lot of fun. Beautiful melodies giving way to strange, psychedelic riffing.
The vocal timbre of the singer is also pleasant. Really enjoyable!
4
May 17 2021
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Suede
Suede
This album warmed up on me as it progressed.
The Smiths really did a number on the UK, didn't they? I feel like every single band post-1983 tried so hard to emulate them, and Suede is no exception.
But, hey, there are worse bands to ape. I really enjoyed the swirling guitars and the flighty vocals.
4
May 18 2021
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Low-Life
New Order
Whereas Technique felt like something refreshing and new, this album is just "What if we were The Cure?"
I love The Cure, so I didn't hate this. But The Cure does it better.
3
May 19 2021
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The Scream
Siouxsie And The Banshees
Another fun album from the Banshees. I don't think I liked it as much as the last one, but it's close.
Metal Postcard is a favorite.
3
May 20 2021
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Mama Said Knock You Out
LL Cool J
At least 3 stars for the title track alone. The other tracks are a lot of fun. I love 90's rap, and I feel like this album starts to bridge the gap between old school and more 2000s-style gangster rap.
I wish I knew more about the genre, I feel inadequately equipped to fairly appraise it.
3
May 21 2021
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Lust For Life
Iggy Pop
This album gets 3 stars for The Passenger by itself. The other tracks are classic Iggy.
I feel connected to Iggy because, so I'm told, he lived in the same apartment in Ann Arbor that I did.
4
May 22 2021
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Crocodiles
Echo And The Bunnymen
Okay we get it the dude who wrote this book likes British rock and punk bands from the 80s.
Jesus christ this album was so imminently forgettable I'm actually angry about it.
2
May 23 2021
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Nick Of Time
Bonnie Raitt
Alright Bonnie, you go on with your bad self.
Some nice 80s ballads in here. I prefer the bluesier tracks on the second half of the album, as the acoustic guitar tracks
3
May 24 2021
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Life's Too Good
The Sugarcubes
Hey bjork had a rock band, who knew? I like it
3
May 25 2021
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Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival
I needed some CCR this monday morning.
Proud Mary is an all timer, but it was great to hear some new tracks that aren't on all the greatest hits albums.
5
May 26 2021
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Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective
This album is very, very good.
I listened to the whole thing thinking it was by Glass Animals. It's not. It's by Animal Collective.
These are two different bands. Glass Animals is better.
But this album is very good.
4
May 27 2021
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The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus
I've never quite heard anything like this, and I've listened to a lot of Jazz. It's amazing how Jazz can be so varied.
This also shouldn't factor into my rating, but the cover photo of Mingus is 100% Grade-A badass.
4
May 28 2021
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Truth And Soul
Fishbone
The black ska band from the 80s that all the white ska bands from the 90s copied. Are we surprised?
One of my favorite things about this whole 1001 albums thing is finding all the predecessors and progenitors.
I like how *FUN* this album is. It's sassy, it's naughty, it's just some boys playing around on their trombones. It probably gets a 4.5 from me. 4 seems too low (I've really been tossing out 4s a little too easily), but 5 seems a bit too high. It's not as polished as it could be.
4
May 29 2021
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At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band
Listened to the 2.5 hour deluxe version. A rambling, jamming, bluesy concert. Great times! I really enjoyed the extended length Whipping Post and Mountain Jam.
4
May 30 2021
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Blur
Blur
This is an iconic album that really goes all over the place. Song 2 is such a big one for me personally and a specific time in my life. I’m biased, but aren’t we all?
5
May 31 2021
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Vincebus Eruptum
Blue Cheer
Bland example of early metal. It’s earlier than you expected for metal, but it’s bland and bad.
2
Jun 01 2021
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The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground
What a sleepy, dull album. It’s very soft and would be good for naps or to play for your grandpa.
Gets an extra star for After Hours
2
Jun 02 2021
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Hypnotised
The Undertones
Maybe it’s the crappy music I’ve gotten all week making me biased, but this album IS GREAT. Just some northern Irish blokes having a laugh
4
Jun 03 2021
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Me Against The World
2Pac
If the song about his momma doesn’t make you cry then you don’t love your mama
5
Jun 04 2021
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Pump
Aerosmith
I cannot believe Aerosmith gets TWO albums on this list.
They’re good musicians and capable of great harmonies, but their lyrics are so stupid.
I like the dulcimer stomp and the outtro to what it takes the best.
This isn’t as good as toys in the attic, but it’s not a 1 star. So it’ll get a 2 from me as well.
2
Jun 05 2021
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Diamond Life
Sade
Enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would! Spent my morning drive grooving to this and feeling like a sexy adult.
4
Jun 06 2021
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L'Eau Rouge
The Young Gods
I kind of love everything about this. It's sort of cute how dark it's trying to be. It reminds me a lot of the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, and I mean that in the best way possible.
Love Les Enfants
4
Jun 07 2021
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Double Nickels On The Dime
Minutemen
This is a fun album with short, noodly little songs. The album as a whole is too long by about 35 minutes, so that loses a star for me.
Jackass theme song was quite a surprise!
3
Jun 08 2021
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Vulgar Display Of Power
Pantera
This is a lot of fun, and probably my most enjoyed metal album so far on this list. Really great!
Knocking a star off for being a little over long and homogenous
4
Jun 09 2021
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Immigrés
Youssou N'Dour
What a fun, chill, relaxing album.
Spent the rest of the day listening to his other albums!
4
Jun 10 2021
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Tea for the Tillerman
Cat Stevens
Instant 5 stars for me. This is one of my all time favorites, and one I revisit frequently. Another one I have a hard time even putting into words. What can be said about Father and Son? or But I Might Die Tonight?
Spent the day listening to various mixes of this album. Tea for the Tillerman 2 is wild. Love the addition of strings.
5
Jun 11 2021
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L.A. Woman
The Doors
I have always felt like I knew nothing about The Doors. They were always that band I should probably listen to at some point. Morrison Hotel reinforced that a few weeks ago when it came up. Highly enjoyable, but all new to me!
This album was a surprise because I think I've heard every one of these songs before. This is like a greatest hits album, but it's a regular album.
These guys do blues-rock really well, and that's undeniable.
4
Jun 12 2021
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers
FINALLY AN ALBUM ABOUT SO CAL.
This album is too long by half, but I still love some of the hits (Under the Bridge, etc).
Weird Al's versions are better though. YOU HEARD IT HERE.
3
Jun 13 2021
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S.F. Sorrow
The Pretty Things
What if the Beatles were from Kent? But they still wrote Sgt. Peppers? But nobody cared and they never got famous?
3
Jun 14 2021
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Haut de gamme / Koweït, rive gauche
Koffi Olomide
I am truly impressed with the amount of non-western music that is on this list.
I loved this album, a unique sound, and very melodic. You can hear some of the French/Belgian influences there, but this is really its own thing.
As with a lot of African albums on this list, I do not really feel qualified to rate this in any sort of objective way. But I found this so groovy that I HAVE to give it at least 4.
4
Jun 15 2021
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Actually
Pet Shop Boys
Love a good Pet Shop Boys single. This album is very enjoyable, although the tracks really run together. PSB are better 1 or 2 songs at a time, and not all in a row like this.
3
Jun 16 2021
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Rapture
Anita Baker
Classic R&B sound. I didn't really listen to this in the "idea" setting (I was at work), but Baker's powerful voice and the songs' melodies still were readily apparent to me.
4
Jun 17 2021
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Faith
George Michael
What if Michael Jackson was a white guy from north London?
Well, he'd probably sound very similar, and he'd probably be very popular with white British people.
I liked this a lot! Sexy, poppy, fun. Still, feels very derivative and I can't shake that.
3
Jun 18 2021
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System Of A Down
System Of A Down
I liked this more than any other "metal' albums so far. More melodic, and also doesn't seem like it's taking itself too seriously. It's also not way too long, like Slipknot was.
3
Jun 19 2021
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Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
I'm not the biggest BJ fan, but you can't knock this album. It is HIT after HIT after HIT. If you've ever enjoyed a bit of hair metal, you've heard and enjoyed every one of these songs.
4
Jun 20 2021
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Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
Not as good as Preservation Society, but some fun songs nonetheless. Davies LOVES TROMBONES
3
Jun 21 2021
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Surf's Up
The Beach Boys
Wow, nothing at all like I expected when I saw that the album of the day was a Beach Boys album. Melancholy and socially critical. These songs "slap", as the kids say. Gone are the days of goofy surfing lyrics and "Rah rah rah be true to your school".
I like the double meaning of the album title.
4
Jun 22 2021
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Dusty In Memphis
Dusty Springfield
Dusty!
After 2 Dusty albums on this list, I have a newfound appreciation for her. I had always known "of" her, but never intentionally listened to her.
This album is better than "A Girl Called Dusty", and nearly gets to 5 stars for "Preacher Man" alone. What a great, great album.
5
Jun 23 2021
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New Gold Dream (81/82/83/84)
Simple Minds
This entire genre, what I have started calling "Inoffensive British 80s Pop" is way over-represented on this list.
It's all fine. It's probably even good. But it's WAY over-represented on the 1001 albums, and it shows the original author's obvious biases.
Simple Minds. More of the same. I don't mind it. May even add it to a few playlists. But, like, I couldn't hum any of these songs or tell you anything about them. They pass over me like a warm ocean wave, and are immediately forgotten.
3
Jun 24 2021
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Slipknot
Slipknot
I put this off for a whole day because I was dreading it so much.
I cannot BELIEVE that there are MULTIPLE Slipknot albums on this list. Like what in the actual fuck. Slipknot?
Just like "All Hope is Gone", this album is a lot better than I thought it was going to be. I actually really dug the opening track "(sic)". But, just like All Hope is Gone, this album is about 20 minutes too long. The monotony of the screaming and the noise wears out its welcome after 10 minutes, and becomes truly excruciating after 30.
2
Jun 25 2021
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Sail Away
Randy Newman
Randy is fun. I like when he observes things as they happen, or just says whatever comes to mind.
A lovely “ear wash” after goddamn Slipknot
4
Jun 26 2021
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Fred Neil
Fred Neil
A nice, chill album. I enjoy the folky soft rock mix. Kind of forgettable maybe.
3
Jun 27 2021
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Gold
Ryan Adams
I liked this! Bluesy rocky Americana stuff.
This is all upbeat (except Sylvia Plath). Would go great on a roadtrip playlist or something.
This album is the kind of album that makes me glad this list exists. I never would have even given that cover a second glance! Never would have heard it.
Is it 5 stars? No. Is it 4? Probably not, but considering how much I've been liberal with my 3 stars this year, I'll have to give it a 4.
Really enjoyed "When the Stars Go Blue", "Nobody Girl", "Sylvia Plath", "Tina Toledo's Street Walkin' Blues", and "Rosalie Come and Go"
4
Jun 28 2021
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Viva Hate
Morrissey
Viva Hate sounds a lot more badass than the sort of middling whine he does throughout most of this album.
I think The Smiths, and by extension, Mr. Morrissey here, are one of my favorite finds of this whole list. I really dig the sound.
That being said, I really don't get the hardon some people have for him. Just look at him.
4
Jun 29 2021
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Revolver
Beatles
*sigh*. This is the most begrudging 5 stars I'm going to give.
This is far from my favorite Beatles album, but it's the goddamn Beatles. Anything less than 5 is just straight up untrue.
5
Jun 30 2021
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I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor
I really like this. Sinead has a great voice, and I like the somewhat sparse arrangements of the tracks.
Most of these have a very 80s sound, but with a transitionary feel.
Nothing Compares is obviously the star of this album, and it still holds up, but I really liked I am Stretched On Your Grave, Black Boys on Mopeds, and I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got.
Really surprised by my enjoyment of this.
4
Jul 01 2021
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Autobahn
Kraftwerk
One of my formative albums from one of my formative bands. Is this you a five star album objectively? No. But it is for me.
5
Jul 02 2021
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Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
I wish I hadn’t known that this was the number one highest rated album on 1001albumsgenerator because that has really messed with me.
Giving it five stars seemed unfair. I didn’t want to go with the crowd. But giving it less than five seemed worse. It’s really, really, REALLY great.
Ultimately, I think it gets four stars for Dreams by itself. Truly one of the greatest songs of the last fifty years. So the question becomes: is the rest of the album worth one more star? And the answer is an easy yes.
I cannot stop listening to this.
5
Jul 03 2021
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MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
Wow what a great performance. I’m not the biggest Nirvana fan in the world, but this feels like such a slice of time. And the unplugged venue really showcases Cobain’s vocal strengths. This is probably the second best version of Man Who Sold the World. But it’s close.
5
Jul 04 2021
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Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits
The incredible string of 5 star albums continues. What an INSANELY good album.
I’ve heard some of Tom’s more stopped down outings before, but the instrumentation and production values on Swordfishtrombones is out of this world.
5
Jul 05 2021
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2112
Rush
Five star streak continues. On Fourth of July no less! Great summer album.
Priests of Syrinx and Train to Bangkok are tops. Not the best Rush album, but any early rush gets a 5 from me
5
Jul 06 2021
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3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of...
Arrested Development
The first half of this is like a party where everyone has a bit too much energy and you want to go home.
I much prefer the back half with its chill grooves and beats.
3
Jul 07 2021
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A Walk Across The Rooftops
The Blue Nile
Like a more calm talking heads. Did not like the beginning of track one and I dreaded the rest. But then I got hooked! Very enjoyable, and I’ll definitely be revisiting.
4
Jul 08 2021
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Eliminator
ZZ Top
The first ‘whole’ ZZ Top album I’ve listened to. The hits are SO good. The non hits are SO forgettable.
All balances out.
3
Jul 09 2021
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Fifth Dimension
The Byrds
The most generic 60s rock ever.
I’ll give it this: it makes me appreciate the Beatles a lot more.
2
Jul 10 2021
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A Grand Don't Come For Free
The Streets
Yessssss 🙌 I have loved The Streets for YEARS.
I love the Birmingham accent. I love the lingo. You don’t hear rap like this.
The fact that this is a concept album or a “rap opera” is so unique. Simultaneously epic, and yet incredibly mundane.
“Could Well Be In” and “Get Out of My House” are the big highlights, but the whole thing is a jam.
That all being said, I think I still prefer Original Pirate Material or Hardest Way to Make an Easy Living.
4
Jul 11 2021
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Ocean Rain
Echo And The Bunnymen
Way better than the other Echo album from a few weeks back. This sounds like A House, but it’s not as good as A House.
If you hate new wave, I’m coming to realize this list isn’t for you.
3
Jul 12 2021
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Deserter's Songs
Mercury Rev
Not often you get rock albums with someone playing the saw.
Basically a flaming lips album from an alternate reality.
3
Jul 13 2021
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Modern Life Is Rubbish
Blur
Unlike the other Blur album (Blur), this one is just so incredibly boring and generic. Some more truly bland replacement-level rock.
Starting to think this list didn't need to be 1001 albums long
2
Jul 14 2021
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The Coral
The Coral
An interesting mix of rock and... idk... kind of like... sea chanties? I'm kind of here for it.
Before I started listening to all these albums, I used to think that the British were good at music, but now I'm starting to realize that they just make a lot of mediocre music that the whole world eats up for some reason apparently.
2
Jul 15 2021
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Modern Kosmology
Jane Weaver
I. Loved. This.
Shades of Laurie Anderson's Superman. Electronic sounds with a more spoken-word lyrical vibe.
I could listen to it for days. Don't know that I'd go to a concert or blast it in my car, but it was excellent music to just vibe to.
4
Jul 16 2021
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Millions Now Living Will Never Die
Tortoise
Easy 5 stars for me.
Like the "Lo Fi Hiphop" youtube channel, with a bit more experimentation and daring. I loved all the surprising twists and turns this instrumental odyssey took.
5
Jul 17 2021
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Let Love Rule
Lenny Kravitz
Way too jesusy
2
Jul 18 2021
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Halcyon Digest
Deerhunter
Ah I'm just a sucker for lo-fi folky stuff from my college days.
If I were being completely objective, this would probably be a 3, but it gets a nostalgia bump for me.
4
Jul 19 2021
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Sincere
Mj Cole
Mediocre British dancehall music from the early 2000s. The only thing that is saving this from literally 1 star is "Bandelero Desperado", which is a 5 star track that, as the kids say, slaps.
2
Jul 20 2021
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Step In The Arena
Gang Starr
Some of the smoothest rhymes and rhythms I've ever heard.
This album has aged like a fine wine. I imagine it was considered rather intense when it came out, but in the rearview, it is so mellow and enjoyable.
I never wanted it to end.
5
Jul 21 2021
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This Nation’s Saving Grace
The Fall
A fun, interesting mix of genres. Kind of a post-punk vibe throughout, but sometimes it goes full Stooges-style punk. Other times we get Rockabilly.
A real treat from start to stop.
4
Jul 22 2021
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The Poet
Bobby Womack
Where has this been all my life?
Smooth, sexy, groovy, passioned, and damn COOL
5
Jul 23 2021
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The Sounds Of India
Ravi Shankar
Ravi alternates giving helpful lessons and absolutely SHREDDING a sitar to within an inch of its life for 45 minutes.
First album on this whole list that I feel like is way too short by half.
5
Jul 24 2021
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Sweet Baby James
James Taylor
Starts out country, ends a little bit rock and roll.
Enjoyable and smooth throughout.
I wish he'd trim his eyebrows though.
4
Jul 25 2021
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Clube Da Esquina
Milton Nascimento
This album starts *so good*, and I am truly a sucker for Portuguese singing. This should have been an easy 5 stars for me!
But the second half of this album drags SO HARD. It comes to a creeping, drudging close.
4
Jul 26 2021
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Live!
Fela Kuti
Totally bitchin from start to finish. Another rare instance where I wanted this album to be twice as long.
Working Freeform radio in college, Fela was a name I had heard a bunch, but I don't think I ever sat down and listened to an album before.
5
Jul 27 2021
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Moby Grape
Moby Grape
A great 60s jam band with hints of CCR. Some good rock that, for me at least, has completely fallen off the radar in the last 60 years.
3
Jul 28 2021
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Moving Pictures
Rush
Not every Rush album is an auto 5 stars from me, but Moving Pictures definitely is.
Even on a list of 1001 "must listen" albums, you'd be hard pressed to find many albums with the powerhouse opening line-up of Tom Sawyer->Red Barchetta->YYZ->Limelight.
Tom Sawyer is a bit overplayed at this point, especially on "classic rock radio", but JUST LISTEN TO IT. IT IS SO GOOD.
Red Barchetta is the most emotional rock and roll sci-fi ballad since Queen's '39. It makes me, ME, care about a car.
YYZ is Rush's best instrumental in their entire catalogue. I've never been to Toronto Airport, but I assume that it feels like this.
Limelight rounds out the first side and is quite bitching.
The rest of the album is not as good, but is still very solid. I think a more objective Jon would drop a star for the indulgent Camera Eye, but the first side is just THAT good.
5
Jul 29 2021
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Pink Flag
Wire
A thoroughly bitching album. The rockier tracks have shades of The Black Keys, while the punk tracks are pure Ramones and Minutemen.
I like my punk musicians to be... actually able to play music, so this album was a real treat.
5
Jul 30 2021
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Low
David Bowie
I am a massive, massive Bowie fan, and I think even amongst his pretty great catalogue that the Berlin trilogy is quite near the top.
Bowie and Eno. What a dream team. Every one of these songs slaps, but Sound and Vision and Be My Wife are the big standouts.
Perfection. We didn't deserve Bowie.
5
Jul 31 2021
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Natty Dread
Bob Marley & The Wailers
I prefer later, live versions of No Woman, but come on. Bob is an all timer.
5
Aug 01 2021
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Arise
Sepultura
This is hands down my favorite metal album that this list has generated so far.
It still gave me a headache and was about 25 minutes too long.
2.5 stars, really.
2
Aug 02 2021
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Graceland
Paul Simon
Call Me Al has been one of my favorite jams and most favorite music videos for years now. This album would get 4 stars just for that.
The other songs are new to me, but are all infectiously good. Glad Paul went to Africa.
5
Aug 03 2021
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Ambient 1/Music For Airports
Brian Eno
Starts out as music for airports, becomes music for spaceships.
Brian Eno, and more specifically his ambient albums, were a great comfort for me during a lot of recent stressful times in my life. Just to have something nice on in the background while working through some stuff.
Just perfect.
5
Aug 04 2021
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Buenas Noches From A Lonely Room
Dwight Yoakam
A nice little country album.
1 star because I secretly like country
1 star because Dwight is great on that sliding steel guitar.
1 star because I love the melancholy lyrics
-1 star because this is dangerously close to when country gets TERRIBLE. It's knocking on the door of mediocre country.
-1 star for the... weird anti-Semitic lyrics?
3
Aug 05 2021
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Penance Soiree
The Icarus Line
A fine bit of post punk/hard rock. Some tracks reminded me more of stuff like Siouxsie and the Banshees and others reminded me of Wolfmother.
First few tracks were the best. The album kind of overstayed its welcome by the end.
3
Aug 06 2021
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Midnight Ride
Paul Revere & The Raiders
Manages to sound like The Beatles, The Doors, and The Beach Boys all at once, while predating pretty much all of them. That counts for something!
3
Aug 07 2021
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1984
Van Halen
You know, as much as Aerosmith has aged poorly from my middle school days, I feel like Van Halen has continued to age well.
Juvenile lyrics? Sure. But underneath are the incredible musical stylings of the Van Halens, and the powerhouse vocals of DLR.
At a time when rock bands were eschewing the synth, Van Halen puts all their chips into the center of the table. The album opens with more synths that you've ever heard in your entire life, and it just goes from there.
The first seven tracks are unimpeachable in my eyes. Hit after hit after hit. Girl Gone Bad and House of Pain are much weaker offerings, but do not ruin the album altogether.
Those drums on Hot For Teacher? Come on...
4
Aug 08 2021
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Greetings From L.A.
Tim Buckley
I nice little album of bluesy-country-rocky songs.
3
Aug 09 2021
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3 + 3
The Isley Brothers
I wish *I* were a brother of the Isley Brothers so that we could all play and slay together.
Just classic track after classic track and total guitar mastery. What's not to love?
I think if I were being honest, I would give this a 4.5. It's not quite a perfect album to me. But it's much better than a lot of the 4's I've given out on this list, so a 5 it shall be.
5
Aug 10 2021
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Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
This is much better than the last Cohen album on this list (Songs Of Love And Hate). More upbeat. I enjoyed most of these ballads quite a bit!
I still have not heard much from Cohen that beats Hallelujah. One hit wonder? I remain unconvinced otherwise.
3
Aug 11 2021
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Orbital 2
Orbital
This album probably deserves 4 stars. It's innovative, interesting, and unique. But, I feel like "my kitchen table at 8am while I'm checking my emails" is not the ideal environment to experience something like this.
I shouldn't hold it against the album, and yet I do.
3
Aug 12 2021
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Sheer Heart Attack
Queen
Queen is absolutely my favorite band of all time. I think their worst album probably still gets 4 stars from me.
SHA is by no means their worst, though.
Brighton Rock - I loved this song before Baby Driver made it cool. The chord progression through the chorus always gives me the goosebumps, and May's guitar solo here, finally perfected from Queen II, is one of the top five solos HISTORY.
Killer Queen - Their biggest "hit" from the album. Probably my least favorite track because of its ubiquitousness. How many times have I heard it? 10,000 at least. Still, it slaps.
Tenement Funster - Roger Taylor tracks always get short shrift from Queen fans, but I have a soft spot for him. I love the youthful rebelliousness. The transition from this into Flick of the Wrist into Lily of the Valley is the best thing Queen *ever* did.
Flick of the Wrist - Shades of their later Death on Two Legs piece. Angry, but still playful. The drums and, again, the guitar solo here really stand out.
Lily of the Valley - A bold operatic piece that nearly always brings me to tears. Freddie shows off his vocals for truly the first time on the album. Tingly piano throughout.
Now I'm Here - A song that cannot truly be appreciated without listening on headphones. Queen does a bunch of goofy name dropping here that is always funny.
In the Lap of the Gods - Another headphone essential. Taylor shows off his insanely high range here. Kind of a Pink Floydy song.
Stone Cold Crazy - I have heard this getting more radio play in the last few years, which I find interesting. It's a great, quick rocker that doesn't overstay its welcome.
Dear Friends - A sad, mournful little piece that is gorgeous
Misfire - A Middle-of-the-road Queen track. Its worst sin is being forgettable.
Bring Back That Leroy Brown - A goofy, good-time skiffle song. All the different voices and rhythms make this one a real treat.
She Makes Me (Stormtrooper in Stilettos) - The harmonies here are just perfection. The most underrated song on the album.
In the Lap of the Gods Revisited - The better Lap song. Really shows off their arena sound a few years early. You can just hear audiences of thousands singing along.
Love love love this album.
5
Aug 13 2021
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The Low End Theory
A Tribe Called Quest
Devastatingly cool and smooth. This album can be enjoyed in the background, with beats that go on for days, or with an intensive focus, with lyrics that bend and twist in delightful ways.
This 1001 albums list is making me realize that I'm a much bigger fan of hip hop and rap than I initially thought.
5
Aug 14 2021
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Copper Blue
Sugar
A nice 45 minute jam session with a classic early 90s rock sound. Nothing really amazing; I'm not sure why this deserves to be on the list, but I still enjoyed every minute of it.
3
Aug 15 2021
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Pretenders
Pretenders
Didn't think I knew this band, but I do! Tatooed Love Boys and Brass in Pocket are two of those songs that are always cropping up in movies and stuff.
This album was really fun! Definitely categorize is in the "Ahead of its time" column. This sounds PURE 80s, and mid-to-late-80s at that, but this came out in 1979.
Really enjoyable.
4
Aug 16 2021
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Buffalo Springfield Again
Buffalo Springfield
A nice album that wavers between forgettable and classic. I prefer the folkier tracks. Wouldn't skip any of these if they came up on rotation, but probably wouldn't seek them out.
3
Aug 17 2021
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Private Dancer
Tina Turner
This album is pure energy in your ears for an all too short 50 minutes. Turner brings everything to a series of upbeat jams that are absolutely electric.
Powerhouse ballad after powerhouse ballad.
Her cover of Bowie's 1984 might... even... be better than Bowie's? That might be sacrilege but that's what I'm feeling right now.
Days like this are when I am SO happy I found this website, and SO happy I have discovered so many all time great works of art.
5
Aug 18 2021
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Good Old Boys
Randy Newman
I enjoy Randy Newman's schtick, but it really is just a schtick. I can't believe he has 2 (if not more!) albums on this list.
A lot of these tracks are funny. Rednecks and Naked Man had me cracking up.
3
Aug 19 2021
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Oxygène
Jean-Michel Jarre
Inject this shit directly into my veins
5
Aug 20 2021
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Brutal Youth
Elvis Costello
The only thing brutal here was listening to this album all the way through.
I generally find EC to be somewhere between "fine" and "good", but something about Brutal Youth was just absolutely unbearable.
Why are all the good albums only 30 minutes and all the bad ones over an hour? He just kept GOING and GOING and WHINING and WHINGING.
No thank you Elvis. I'll stick to Alison.
2
Aug 21 2021
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Sea Change
Beck
Had to listen to this twice to really get a feel for it.
The music kind of sits in a comfortable place between country, folk, and Coldplay/Radiohead-style early-2000s rock.
It's very pleasant to listen to!
Beck's vocals are very low-key and underplayed, while still packing in quite a bit of emotion.
I've been oscillating between 3 and 4 stars, but I think I talked myself up to 4. Lonesome Tears is the track that did it for me.
4
Aug 22 2021
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Machine Gun Etiquette
The Damned
A joyful, fun, punky album that is light on anger and heavy on messin' around.
Some good guitar work. As with all excellent albums it's way too short.
4
Aug 23 2021
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Dog Man Star
Suede
I've listened to so many new wave albums on this list, and there's just no end in sight.
When New Wave is good, there's nothing like it. It washes over you, and you can really get a feel for the emotions of the time.
When it's bad, it's just dreary and meandering nonsense.
This is a time when it was bad. Really just took forever to get through this.
2
Aug 24 2021
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Parachutes
Coldplay
I know some people can't stand Coldplay, and I won't say that I'm a gigantic fan. I don't think most of their songs are very singable... but this album it this spot today.
Melancholy without being overplayed. Nice stuff.
Yellow still slaps after all these years. I don't think this album is as good as Viva La Vida, but it's still very good, and it kind of defined a whole musical era of the early 2000s.
4
Aug 25 2021
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Hunting High And Low
a-ha
Take On Me is an all time favorite, but the rest of this album is just boring new wave bs. Sorry, a-ha.
2
Aug 26 2021
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Dear Science
TV On The Radio
This was really something else.
Kind of reminded me of LCD Soundsystem, with a disco vibe, and yet it was something uniquely its own.
This will quickly be added to my rotation.
5
Aug 27 2021
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The Message
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
He went to the hat store, and he bought himself a hat HA HA. HA HA.
5
Aug 28 2021
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Ray Of Light
Madonna
This is sitting somewhere between 3.5 and 4 stars for me. I found it enjoyable, and much more enjoyable and surprising than what my perception of a Madonna album could be.
But I lack the true context to really get why this is a great Madonna album. Why this one? Why not the others?
I’m also kind of “over” the whole “white lady discovers ethnic music and thinks she can do it better” thing
3
Aug 29 2021
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The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground
This is like my 4th VU or Nico album so far, and I really just... don't get it.
It's all very dreary. I can appreciate the historical significance, but it's really just not for me.
3
Aug 30 2021
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With The Beatles
Beatles
This is probably the most forgettable Beatles album... but it's a Beatles album.
5
Aug 31 2021
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Exit Planet Dust
The Chemical Brothers
I like the Chemical Brothers and their dancey electronic music. I also liked the break from the streak of pretty generic 60s music I've had all week.
But I fail to see the "greatness" of such an album. It's good! I like it! But is it one of the 1001 most important albums? Or one of the 1001 I NEEDED to hear? Idk.
3
Sep 01 2021
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Music for the Masses
Depeche Mode
When it comes to British New Wave, Depeche Mode is certainly another one of the bands on this list.
3
Sep 02 2021
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Blood And Chocolate
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Before I started listening to these "1001 albums", I would have called myself an Elvis Costello fan.
Thanks to the nonstop onslaught of Elvis albums on this list, I have gone from fan, to indifferent, to actively despising this man's terrible terrible music.
It's like a parody of generic, shitty rock and roll. His voice is more goofy than Randy Newman. His smug self-satisfied lyrics are completely insufferable.
This was the longest hour of my entire life. If more EC comes up on this list, I may just have to skip them.
1
Sep 03 2021
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Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
A fun little romp through what I can only describe as "Music that Marty McFly's parents probably danced to".
I love that this dude was a preacher but had a side hustle INVENTING ROCK AND ROLL
3
Sep 04 2021
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Hunky Dory
David Bowie
This was the album that got be into Bowie in the first place.
Queen Bitch was the first Bowie song I ever heard that I was consciously aware of as being a Bowie song.
This entire album is perfect.
Obviously it's full of hits, but even the 'lesser' tracks shine. Quicksand and Andy Warhol are some of my most favorite tracks ever.
5
Sep 05 2021
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Casanova
The Divine Comedy
You know what? This was a lot of fun. Reminded me of a lot of Joe Hawley's solo work (Hawaii: Part II). Also reminded me of Taco (Puttin' on the Ritz).
Just a fun, goofy album.
4
Sep 06 2021
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Haunted Dancehall
The Sabres Of Paradise
This was an interesting electronic/dance album that delivered on the spookiness promised in the title.
It strayed more to the side of "interesting" than to the side of "fun" or "enjoyable". It's not super relistenable, so it loses a star.
3
Sep 07 2021
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The Clash
The Clash
It's The Clash, ya know?
4
Sep 08 2021
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The Slider
T. Rex
T. Rex is a band that I absolutely love, and yet always get the impression that I probably don't appreciate them as much as I should.
This album lacked any of the "hits" I was already familiar with, but every single track was a joy.
4
Sep 09 2021
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Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones
This was certainly a Rolling Stones album. Incredible to think all the members are 112 years old and still touring
3
Sep 10 2021
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Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Nick Cave is like if a vampire was telling you about his day.
Had a hard time getting through this, even though I actually enjoyed pretty much every track. Took me nearly three days! Don't know why.
Nick Cave will always make me think of Wings of Desire/Himmel Uber Berlin.
4
Sep 11 2021
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Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
Like a darker, more whimsical, much better Beach Boys. An enjoyable half hour.
Time of the Season is an all time classic.
4
Sep 12 2021
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Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
I like this Nick Cave fellow he writes sad songs with good melodies.
3
Sep 13 2021
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My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello
I used to think I liked Elvis Costello and that this was his best album, but after being literally ASSAULTED with Elvis Costello albums by this list (I swear like fully 2% of the 1001 albums are Elvis Costello), I've realized that I actually hate Elvis Costello and that this is his ONLY good album.
But this album is real good.
4
Sep 14 2021
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Surfer Rosa
Pixies
Wow this was amazing. Every track was awesome. A delight to the ears.
Some of the "hits" I had heard before, but I never really realized that they were Pixies tracks.
A new favorite.
5
Sep 15 2021
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Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
This was my first jazz album. I had heard plenty of jazz before, but this was the first jazz album I sought out, bought, and listened to on repeat.
I studied it. I learned it. I could hum along with basically the entire thing.
It is no longer my *favorite* Davis album, I think that goes to Sketches of Spain, but it is still probably objectively his best one, and holds such an important place in my heart.
5
Sep 16 2021
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Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
Exhaustively boring safe boomer rock
2
Sep 17 2021
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A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Horse
Faces
This album rocked my absolute shit and made me into a fan of Rod Stewart, a feat heretofore deemed impossible.
5
Sep 18 2021
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Face to Face
The Kinks
Far out duuuude
4
Sep 19 2021
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A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
Dammit I don't care if it makes me a square I really like Coldplay, and this album has basically all their hits.
I almost want to give it a 5, but I know deep down that that's outrageous.
4
Sep 20 2021
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Spiderland
Slint
Very low production quality, but I love the level of creativity by a bunch of young rockin dudes.
4
Sep 21 2021
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Catch A Fire
Bob Marley & The Wailers
I think this is an underrated one by Bob.
High Tide or Low Tide may be my favorite Bob Marley that no one ever talks about.
5
Sep 22 2021
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Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
Talking Heads is one of my all time favorites, but 77 has never been my favorite of theirs. Going into this, I was prepared to give it a 4, due to its low ranking among my own Talking Heads cannon.
But listening to this with critical ears, it is really a great album. There are some all time favorites in here, like Book That I Read, Psycho Killer, and Sugar On My Tongue.
Byrne's style isn't fully developed yet, but the band is already firing on all cylinders. Talking Heads is already an excellent band by '77.
5
Sep 23 2021
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Beggars Banquet
The Rolling Stones
As much as I joked about Exile On Main Street, Beggars Banquet was actually VERY GOOD and VERY ENJOYABLE.
The Stones hit kind of a country twang here and I totally dig it, plus Sympathy for the Devil is my favorite track of theirs.
4
Sep 24 2021
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Paranoid
Black Sabbath
We do not deserve and can barely handle the badassery of Black Sabbath.
This song is at least 50% hits, and the other 50% slaps.
Keep it up and you'll go places, Oswald.
5
Sep 25 2021
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John Prine
John Prine
This guy's got jokes, but if you listen closely he also has a point or two.
I guess Vietnam was pretty bad.
3
Sep 26 2021
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Dummy
Portishead
Nice beats. The lady singer is a bit much sometimes.
3
Sep 27 2021
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Music For The Jilted Generation
The Prodigy
Straight up did not enjoy listening to this NEVER ENDING album.
You know in really cheesy 90s movies that tried to be really cool where there was inevitably a scene in some sort of REALLY COOL 90s club where people were like dancing in cages and had very spiky hair and there's just incredibly obnoxious NOISE blaring through the speakers?
Turns out, in literally every one of those scenes in every one of those movies they are listening to this album by The Prodigy.
Only thing saving this from 1 star was 3 Kilos, which was enjoyable (surprise! It had a melody and wasn't 350 bpm!)
2
Sep 28 2021
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Trans Europe Express
Kraftwerk
Always always love Kraftwerk. This album is not their best one, but I love a lot of the melodies.
I think I like the German language one better (fyi: every single Kraftwerk song has a German language version). The main "Trans Europe Express" melody gets over-used a lot by the end.
Still a damn good time and my ears are happy.
4
Sep 29 2021
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Heartbreaker
Ryan Adams
Ryan seems like a nice boy who writes nice songs.
It's good that there are some albums on here that wouldn't offend my grandma if I put them on.
3
Sep 30 2021
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Mama's Gun
Erykah Badu
This took me three days to get through. One of the most miserable experiences I've had, nearly 300 albums in.
I'm not a fan of the genre, but can generally appreciate artistry/talent. This one I really struggled to find anything redeeming about.
Inane lyrics bellowed dramatically over pedestrian jazz licks.
1
Oct 01 2021
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Cut
The Slits
Lots of fun from beginning to end. I love punky girls.
That Grapevine cover is a hoot.
4
Oct 02 2021
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James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
I never thought I'd say this on the 1,001 albums list, but this album is TOO SHORT!
Wow, can't believe I said it. But it's true. This album is like a flash in the pan of high octane energy. Just as you're really getting into the groove, it's over!
4
Oct 03 2021
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1989
Taylor Swift
I'm not above enjoying a pop album, and this is one of the defining pop albums of the last few years.
So many of these tracks still SLAP. I love Bad Blood so much.
I'm not going to give this 5 stars. It's too new. It lacks proper historical context. But it's such a perfect example of what it is, both in time and place.
4
Oct 04 2021
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Oar
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
"What if every single folk album from the 60s except maybe slightly more dull?"
It seems like Skip was just noodling around, thinking about maybe writing a few songs, and someone accidentally recorded it.
AND YET SOMEHOW THERE'S LIKE 90 MINUTES OF ALBUM HERE.
I forgot every song literally 2 seconds after it ended.
2
Oct 05 2021
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Something Else By The Kinks
The Kinks
Aside from one or two songs, I will never rate The Kinks incredibly highly. They just don't hook me like The Beatles do.
But, conversely, I will also never rate a Kinks album low. It is always a good listen that feels well worth my time.
When my ADHD-riddled brain is able to focus in on the lyrics a bit more, I appreciate that The Kinks do social commentary head-and-shoulders better than their contemporaries.
Harry Rag and Waterloo Sunset stick out the most here. Harry Rag because it sounds gross, and Waterloo Sunset because it's a cracking song.
4
Oct 06 2021
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Close To The Edge
Yes
Yes are one of the cornerstones of prog rock.
Makes we want to play a nice long game of Risk.
Honestly the best track on the album is the cover of Paul Simon's America
4
Oct 07 2021
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Vanishing Point
Primal Scream
Based on the band name and album cover I thought this was going to be miserable.
And yet, it was really enjoyable! I liked the melodies quite a bit, and it didn't overstay its welcome.
3
Oct 08 2021
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Ingenue
k.d. lang
I found this album very surprising!
To my regret, I didn't know anything about k.d. lang at all, other than that she's a bit of an LGBT icon.
I didn't expect such an old soul, folky album.
This is a 3 star for me, but it's the best kind of 3 star, because it's one that makes we want to delve into her catalogue a bit deeper.
3
Oct 09 2021
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Let's Stay Together
Al Green
Al Green rustles my jimmies
5
Oct 10 2021
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Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG's
A lot of fun from beginning to end. I had heard Green Onions a million times and never knew the title.
4
Oct 11 2021
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Shake Your Money Maker
The Black Crowes
Pretty alright 90s rock album.
Glad I know where that Hard to Handle cover comes from that I hear on the radio sometimes I guess
3
Oct 12 2021
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Elephant Mountain
The Youngbloods
A pleasant enough album that feels very transitionary. You can hear late stage Beatles here as well as mid stage Zeppelin. Pseudo Psychadelic and Pseudo Folky.
3
Oct 13 2021
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Microshift
Hookworms
Reminds me of all the indie rock albums I listened to in college. This isn't a bad thing at all, but it feels of an era pre-2015. Surprising that it came out in 2018.
Probably doesn't deserve a 4, and if I really think about it, I don't "get" why it deserves a slot on this list. But I like this kind of music a lot.
4
Oct 14 2021
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The Pleasure Principle
Gary Numan
What if the song cars but an entire album in length?
Numan really just picks one kind of syncopated synth beat and really runs it into the ground.
2
Oct 15 2021
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Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
Rockin' as hell, and rich in beats throughout.
Sabotage is obviously an all timer, but Root Down, Sure Shot, Futterman's Rule, and Flute Loop are all favorites as well. I love the musical ending.
5
Oct 16 2021
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No Other
Gene Clark
Somewhere between Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young and Blanche.
Started out not feeling it, but by the end I was really feeling it.
4
Oct 17 2021
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Back In Black
AC/DC
Whereas I get sick of Aerosmith's "middle school boy music" aesthetic, I still cannot get enough of it when AC/DC does it.
Maybe they're just better at it. Maybe they're the real thing when Aerosmith is just poseurs.
I don't know.
What I do know is that every single one of these songs is a stone cold rock classic. Just listening to one of these is guaranteed to get you an STD.
Hail Satan, and rock on AC/DC.
5
Oct 18 2021
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Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
Kind of just sounds samey after a while, but I like the early dubstep feel here.
I had heard Fix Up, Look Sharp in some video game or somewhere years ago, so it was fun to discover that again.
Honestly this would be higher if the samples and sound effects weren't so annoying. The beats are good and Dizzy has good flow.
3
Oct 19 2021
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Chris
Christine and the Queens
This hits right in the Tegan and Sara spot for me. I'd be shocked if Tegan and Sara weren't aware of and fans of Chris.
I think I prefer the french versions, but the English versions are great too.
Makes me want to smoke a cigarette.
4
Oct 20 2021
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Remedy
Basement Jaxx
I find "Where's Your Head At" to be rather grating, so I did not have high expectations for this.
AND YET.
Some supremely gnarly grooves, and some truly beautiful melodies. A kickass album from front to back.
4
Oct 21 2021
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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel
These boys can do no wrong in my ears.
Does not contain my all time favorite S&G tracks, but it is still loaded with hits.
Hit just right.
5
Oct 22 2021
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Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Much, much, MUCH more of this please.
Neil Young's solo stuff (at least on this list) has been a bit more hit and miss for me, but any time Crazy Horse is in the mix it is a great time.
Hard to pick a favorite track.
5
Oct 23 2021
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Stardust
Willie Nelson
Willie does the standards!
I loved this so SO so So so much.
Funny story, when I first discovered this website, I made an account and this was the FIRST album that came up. I didn't end up listening to it by the end of the day, and I was so new to the site that I couldn't figure out how to go back. So I started a whole new account, and I've been waiting about a year for it to come back up.
Georgia on My Mind, Unchained Melody, and Don't Get Around Much Anymore are tops.
5
Oct 24 2021
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Giant Steps
The Boo Radleys
Pick a lane, guys!
This wasn't terrible, but it is another example of "why the heck is this on this list?".
Just some guys goofing around.
Why is it that all the bad albums are OVER AN HOUR LONG? Like what is it about mediocre musicians that makes them go, "Let's just keep playing. Everyone will want to listen to this track for six minutes at least!"?
2
Oct 25 2021
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Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
One of my first "Favorite Albums". I've loved this thing since I was 11 years old.
It was one of my first Amazon purchases, back when they just had books and cds.
On a personal level, I feel like it still holds up. It's hard to choose between Bloody Well Right and Dreamer as my favorite. I think I could listen to the musical intro for Bloody Well Right on repeat forever until I die. Every other track is a classic in my eyes (ears?)
5
Oct 26 2021
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From Elvis In Memphis
Elvis Presley
Elvis has such a lovely voice. It's great just how many songs are packed into this rather short album, and with a decent amount of variety.
In the Ghetto back to back with Suspicious Minds was the highlight for sure.
4
Oct 27 2021
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Time Out Of Mind
Bob Dylan
This was a miserable, terrible slog for the first 40 MINUTES. The last few tracks got slightly better. Not Dark Yet single handedly saves this from being a 1 star.
Dylan's voice has always been an acquired taste, but in this album it's all blown out to trash. He sounds like absolute shit. If he were a new artist, this album would have NEVER been recorded.
2
Oct 28 2021
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John Barleycorn Must Die
Traffic
My estimation of this varied wildly as the admittedly short album progressed.
Track 1 I was all in. Purely bitchin' musical jam. 4 stars, easy.
Once the vocals kicked in, I was annoyed. The vocals were weak and didn't fit the music. I dropped down to 2 stars quickly.
But by the time we get to the final two tracks, Traffic had really heated up. The title track, John Barleycorn, is SO. GOOD. Like Jethro Tull at their peak. I was all in again, ready to give 4 stars.
So, my 3 star rating is more of an aggregate of all the tracks than my feelings overall. Tracks 1, 5, 6 are four-star-tracks, and 2,3,4 are two-star-tracks.
3
Oct 29 2021
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The Hissing Of Summer Lawns
Joni Mitchell
Started out with a pretty low opinion of it, but really warmed up as the album progressed. By the end, I was in the groove.
This genre is really not for me, but I found that I really dig Joni's voice. Plus, this kind of music is so incredibly evocative of a specific time and place. I feel like I'm wandering around New York City on an autumn day in the mid-70s.
So, again, my 3 star review does not capture my true feelings of the album. I respect the artistry and the singular vision enough to give it a 4, but my enjoyment was probably closer to a 2.
3
Oct 30 2021
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Let England Shake
PJ Harvey
I would have been way into this in high school/college. I like that folk revival shit.
It feels a bit tired now and this isn’t the best example of it. A FINE OKAY ALBUMEN
3
Oct 31 2021
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Closer
Joy Division
Oh hey another dull monotone 80s depression band.
This list of one thousand and one albums is AT LEAST 30% THIS bullshit. If you don't love this exact sound then you may as well give up now.
2
Nov 01 2021
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Dookie
Green Day
Pop punk until I die, bitches.
I am the exact perfect age to love Green Day, and I really do.
I first heard American Idiot, so it took my a while to work my way back to Dookie. This album has so many great tracks on it, and is full of a great energy.
Makes me feel like I'm in high school again in a good way.
5
Nov 02 2021
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Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
Sabbath is never not bitching, but this one was slightly less bitching. Not as many hits that I was familiar
4
Nov 03 2021
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Be
Common
As much as I viewed Like Water For Chocolate as an interesting curiosity, this album is just straight up art.
Wonderful from start to finish. Warm, intense beats and thoughtful lyrics.
4
Nov 04 2021
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Introducing The Hardline According To Terence Trent D'Arby
Terence Trent D'Arby
Big Michael Jackson energy. I enjoyed the heck out of this. Some great hooks, and romantic grooves.
4
Nov 05 2021
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Shaft
Isaac Hayes
Groovy as hell and smooth as a motherfucker
5
Nov 06 2021
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Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones
You definitely know it's the Rolling Stones when you're listening, and you never forget it.
What else can be said, you know? When it comes to all the monster huge bands of the 60s and 70s, I've always liked basically every other band more than the Stones. They're totally fine, and this is one of the most middle of the road albums of theirs I've ever heard.
3
Nov 07 2021
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Either Or
Elliott Smith
I've always loved Elliott and his depression-fueled melodies. This takes me way back to a very specific place in my high school career.
Parts of this album reminded me of Sufjan Stevens, in a way that other Smith never really has before.
Lovely stuff.
4
Nov 08 2021
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Welcome to the Afterfuture
Mike Ladd
A Surprise!
Excellent album which I had never heard of from an artist I had similarly never heard of before. This is the kind of album that makes this whole list and this website a lot of fun.
This guy has a *very* Madvillain/MF Doom vibe. If you like them, you'll like Mike.
I was going to go with four stars, but I really think I've talked myself up to 5. This was truly excellent.
5
Nov 09 2021
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That's The Way Of The World
Earth, Wind & Fire
If you aren't absolutely grooving to Earth Wind and Fire, what are you even doing?
EWF has had a special place in my heart for like 16 years at this point (half my life!).
Side A is better than B, but Africano may actually be my favorite track.
The origin of a bass line that literally SLAPS
5
Nov 10 2021
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Protection
Massive Attack
Never listened to these guys before. I always assumed they were kind of metal-adjacent because of their name.
Turns out they're actually Thievery Corporation-adjacent. Also turns out that I'm a Massive Massive Attack Fan.
Adding to all my groove playlists.
5
Nov 11 2021
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Moondance
Van Morrison
Much better than Astral Weeks. Enjoyable, if not super remarkable, from top to finish.
My two take-aways:
1. Van Morrison has more good music than just the song Moondance
2. That part of Moondance where he goes "Bahvvvvaaavvvvaavvaavvaavvaa" really fast is so weird and we need to talk about it more.
3
Nov 12 2021
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Every Picture Tells A Story
Rod Stewart
The boomerist of boomer music...
Nothing bad here, but outside of Maggie May, nothing great either.
3
Nov 13 2021
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Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Airplane
Liked this a lot more than I thought I was going to! Also, rather surprised at the number of tracks I already knew.
I'm more familiar with the later Jefferson Starship.
I find the 60s Psychedelic scene to be a little bit... exhausting, but this album was great! Embryonic Journey, Somebody to Love, and White Rabbit were all killer tracks.
4
Nov 14 2021
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Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
All hail Lady Soul.
It's just that simple.
5
Nov 15 2021
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Tapestry
Carole King
Wow! An excellent album that completely blows a lot of the other female singer songwriters of the era out of the water.
Tough getting Aretha and Carole back-to-back, since it makes what would be a great rendition of Carole singing "You Make Me Feel" seem incredibly pedestrian in comparison. That's not Carole's fault.
5
Nov 16 2021
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Nilsson Schmilsson
Harry Nilsson
Me, listening to this album in real time:
This is kinda nice. Feels like a vanity project, but he actually has some chops. Oh this song is good too, but in a different way. WAIT THIS IS THE LIME IN THE COCONUT GUY?!?!? WTFFFFFFFF
A fine lil' album that I was happy to find. It's weird that he's the lime in the coconut guy. Is that song why this album was included? Maybe.
3
Nov 17 2021
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Different Class
Pulp
A very fine if not totally generic Brit Rock album from the 90s.
Does what it says on the tin.
3
Nov 18 2021
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Definitely Maybe
Oasis
These boys are more than just Wonderwall.
Not much, but they are.
4
Nov 19 2021
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Highway to Hell
AC/DC
Starts strong ends strong. Weak middle. Not as good as back in black.
3
Nov 20 2021
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In A Silent Way
Miles Davis
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Quiet jazz for when you don’t want to be loud
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh
5
Nov 21 2021
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It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back
Public Enemy
Good and important but repetitive AF.
A lot of times the samples are OVERBEARING
3
Nov 22 2021
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Forever Changes
Love
Reminded me of the first album spinal tap released in the parody film this is spinal tap.
BAD AND NOT GOOD.
2
Nov 23 2021
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GREY Area
Little Simz
Wow! This is great! Low key beats and awesome flow. Love the accent on the raps.
5
Nov 24 2021
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Queen Of Denmark
John Grant
Pretty basic sort of alt rock melodies, but the lyrics here are WILD and I think Grant makes some good hooks.
This grew on me as it went along. I like it!
4
Nov 25 2021
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Yank Crime
Drive Like Jehu
Today I learned that this band exists
Today I learned that people love this band
Today I learned that this is the origins of "emo" music
Today I learned that people love "emo" music
I am not one of these people.
At teams quite creative, but generally quite grating and meandering. Doing something difficult with a guitar, or something that is not easily emulated, does not mean that it is good or elegant.
2
Nov 26 2021
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Rum Sodomy & The Lash
The Pogues
I goddamn love the goddamn Pogues.
This is my absolute Jam. What a cracking album.
5
Nov 27 2021
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Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
Thanks to RATM I've been saying ACAB since I was like 12 years old
5
Nov 28 2021
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Tusk
Fleetwood Mac
Not nearly as good or cohesive as Rumours, but still an enjoyable time. I like the title track best, I think.
4
Nov 29 2021
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Shaka Zulu
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
What if you took the BEST part of the BEST Paul Simon album, and you made THAT into its own album?
5
Nov 30 2021
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The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem
Eminem's flow and his hooks are the stuff of legend. I also appreciate his "lil' stinker" vibe, and the fact that he is intentionally a provocateur...
But also some of those lyrics are HARD to listen to
4
Dec 01 2021
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This Is Hardcore
Pulp
This band is so middle of the road and forgettable that I was like “never heard of these guys wonder if they’re any good”, and then I realized I heard an album by them from this list like less than a month ago!
3
Dec 02 2021
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Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen
Better than Born in the USA but goddamn Bruce is so boring and literally every one of his songs is in the same key with the same tempo and it’s just the same
3
Dec 03 2021
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Risque
CHIC
Solid disco hits
4
Dec 04 2021
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American Idiot
Green Day
The singles off this are the band at their best and are genre defining tracks for pop punk.
The other tracks are sadly kind of generic. I wanted to give this five stars, but too many songs that I literally forgot about after fifteen years.
4
Dec 05 2021
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xx
The xx
Okay.
Some sparse electronic melodies that aren't half bad.
3
Dec 06 2021
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Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
A fun, sexy time.
4
Dec 07 2021
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Sound Affects
The Jam
Closer to 3.5 stars than a full 4. I like the Bowie-adjacent vocals! Both The Jam albums so far have been pleasant.
4
Dec 08 2021
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Phaedra
Tangerine Dream
Feels like the grandfather to house music.
Great to have on in the background; not sure that I would ever be like, "time to sit down and do nothing so that I can focus entirely on Tangerine Dream"
4
Dec 09 2021
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Songs From A Room
Leonard Cohen
More of the same from Leonard.
3 albums in and I have yet to figure out *why* he deserves to be on this list. Like it's all just fine.
3
Dec 10 2021
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The Blueprint
JAY Z
Aside from some of his mega hits, I don't really love Jay Z all that much. Maybe it's because I have hard time separating the art from the artist, and Jay Z is kinda gross.
Izzo is still great, and is the best track on the album, but it's not his best.
3
Dec 11 2021
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Countdown To Ecstasy
Steely Dan
Steely Dan is one of the best things to come out of this list for me.
Perfect meld of Dad Rock, Yacht Rock, and Psychadelia.
5
Dec 12 2021
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First Band On The Moon
The Cardigans
The vocals don’t work on every track, but when they click it totally sings.
4
Dec 13 2021
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Beautiful Freak
Eels
Eels are a band I often forget about and then I remember them and I say "how come this isn't my favorite band?"
I like Hombre Lobo and End Times both more than this, but this is still such a GREAT album.
5
Dec 14 2021
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The Doors
The Doors
The most classic Doors album. May as well be a greatest hits.
5
Dec 15 2021
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White Light
Gene Clark
At its best it kind of feels like a Neil Young album, but even then it just makes me want to go listen to Neil Young because I would have a better time.
3
Dec 16 2021
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Blue Lines
Massive Attack
Not *quite* as good as Protection. Don't care for the lofty high pitched female vocals on a few tracks.
Still really enjoyable though!
Second half is better than the first.
4
Dec 17 2021
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Kimono My House
Sparks
Just some good clean fun from beginning to end.
How did this manage to sound so exactly like a 70s album while also sounding unlike anything I've ever heard?
Chaotic and melodic and anarchic and fun.
4
Dec 18 2021
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Stand!
Sly & The Family Stone
Hey do you love bitchin jams and drum solos and funky funky bass? Sly and his family got the hook ups.
5
Dec 19 2021
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Channel Orange
Frank Ocean
I hear a lot of Gambino in Frank Ocean. Anyone who can do some genre bending and mix soulful lyrics with some silky smooth flow gets a pass from me.
It gets some dings for being too long, and sounding a bit “more of the same” after the first half hour or so, but I had a great time listening to this.
Super rich kids and crack rock are my faves.
4
Dec 20 2021
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Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Spiritualized
Wild wild ride. I think it would have been better if I were smokin and jokin, but still awesome.
A rare one that is long and earns it
5
Dec 21 2021
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The White Album
Beatles
My esteem with The Beatles only grows over time.
I am not sure if they are truly, objectively the *best* band of the 60s. I know for a fact they weren't the *first* band to make the choices they did or have the sound they did.
However, when you listen to the White Album you cannot help but go, "oh, literally every band for the last 60 years has been trying to emulate this sound".
5
Dec 22 2021
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Heavy Weather
Weather Report
Turned off by the title and the album cover; upon starting the first track I realized that I was actually very familiar with Zawinul and his Jazz Fusion! I played a lot of this in Jazz Band growing up.
I guess that's what I get, judging an album by its cover!
4
Dec 23 2021
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AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
Ice Cube sounds pretty west coast, and I guess I prefer east coast.
Not a bad album, but not very catchy either.
3
Dec 24 2021
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Urban Hymns
The Verve
I've always found The Verve to be SUPER forgettable, with Bitter Sweet Symphony being the only track that is remotely memorable (I can even hum it!).
I was excited to dive into this album, the first time I've purposefully listened to The Verve for an extended period, and my first whole album experience.
Sorry to report, but this has not changed the needle for me AT ALL. My opinion is completely unchanged.
The Verve is like U2, if they were less annoying, but also way more generic.
Every single track is at the same exact tempo, and has a complete lack of energy to it. Sorry to bother you, Verve. Didn't mean to interrupt whatever you were doing and have you record this album.
The exception to this is the last track, "Come On!", which features heretofore undiscovered techniques for our boys, include changes in TEMPO, changes in VOLUME, and lyrics sung with EMOTION.
This last track, and the fact that they *are* less annoying than U2, gives them an entire bonus extra star from me.
2
Dec 25 2021
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Superunknown
Soundgarden
Listen sometimes I think grunge gets overrated but Soundgarden and Nirvana are always welcome in this dojo.
Grunge is certainly better then the absolutely exhausting Brit Pop that was also popular in the 90s, and all that meandering Shoe Gazey stuff.
This album rocks so hard and so good right from the outside. Cornell's vocals have always hit me just right. Black Hole Sun is an all timer, of course, but my money is on Spoonman for best of the album. If you aren't playing air guitar with Spoonman then you are literally not welcome in my home.
4
Dec 26 2021
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A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
Baby Boomer Santa, thank you for everything in the world.
5
Dec 27 2021
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Home Is Where The Music Is
Hugh Masekela
Hugh can blow with the best of 'em.
Perfection.
5
Dec 28 2021
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Dirt
Alice In Chains
Alice In Chains is somewhere in the ballpark of Metallica or Tool, but not quite as good as either of them.
Rooster is the standout track, but they’re all absolutely fine and I’m not mad or excited or anything.
3
Dec 29 2021
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Loveless
My Bloody Valentine
Probably good for driving or studying or something. Kind of just noise but not unpleasant.
This is the bad that your college freshman roommate insists is absolutely brilliant for reasons he cannot quite articulate.
3
Dec 30 2021
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Antichrist Superstar
Marilyn Manson
As a 90s kid, Marilyn always had a connotation of being very hardcore/evil. I was kind of dreading this because metal is absolutely not my thing.
I'm happy to report that this album rules. It is closer to NIN than Slipknot, in every good way.
I was also a bit surprised to realize that I had heard Beautiful People before. It is a good track.
4
Dec 31 2021
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Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs
Derek & The Dominos
Didn't even realize this was an Eric Clapton joint until near the end!
A great bluesy album. Love Layla (Look, I didn't know it was THAT Layla).
The one-two-punch of Layla and then Thorn Tree in the Garden is the best
4
Jan 01 2022
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Metallica
Metallica
Listen, the guys of Metallica are kind of big loser babies, but I cannot deny that this album absolutely rules.
I enjoyed every rock and rolling minute, and may have banged my head once or thrice.
4
Jan 02 2022
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Strange Cargo III
William Orbit
I am here for William and his Strange melodies.
Brian Eno-esque in all the right ways, with a little bit of world music vocals and groovy Thievery Corporation beats.
5
Jan 03 2022
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For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music
Some of these tracks got a little wild, but in general I don't "get" Roxy Music. I don't "get" how it fits into the larger scene of the era, and I don't "get" why they are constantly referenced among the greats.
2
Jan 04 2022
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Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin
This is, for my money, the best Zeppelin album.
Hard to pick a favorite track, but I'm always tickled pink by the Gollum reference in Ramble On.
Moby Dick is one of the best drum solos of all time, but actually *any* live recording is better than the album version.
Ah well, still a perfect album.
5
Jan 05 2022
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Cross
Justice
This fucking album.
This was on HEAVY rotation for me during the first half of college. I have heard this album at least 100 times. I listened to it while jogging, while partying, even while cleaning the house.
It has the the simultaneous power to chill you out while it also pumps you up.
5
Jan 06 2022
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Live At The Witch Trials
The Fall
Great title and album cover.
Another fun quirky punky romp from The Fall. Last time I gave them 4 stars. This album feels more like a 3 from me. I am not well-versed enough in The Fall to know if I truly think this is a lesser album than This Nation’s Saving Grace, or if maybe I just wasn't in the mood.
3
Jan 07 2022
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The Real Thing
Faith No More
Faith No More is such a generic rock band. I do not find any sort of edge or originality to them.
The best track on this album is the cover of War Pigs, and that's because it reminds me of a better band.
2
Jan 08 2022
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Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
I'm glad that this list has introduced me to more Cure. I think this is album 2?
I'm surprised at how much I love their music. There's a lot more to them than Boys Don't Cry. I'm also surprised at how many instrumentals they did. They did a lot!
That being said, I've yet to hear anything *better* than Boys Don't Cry. It also has the problem of sounding a bit samey after a while. Like I couldn't tell you how this is different from Disintegration at all.
This feels like a 3 star, and I gave Disintegration 3. BUT... looking back at my last 10-20 albums, this is way better than a lot of the 3s I've been giving out, and is at least as good as a lot of my recent 4s. So she's a 4.
4
Jan 09 2022
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Your New Favourite Band
The Hives
My review, in the form of a math proof.
Let N = Music that is 100% absolutely my shit.
1. I have never heard of these guys.
2. I am *extremely* into Early 2000s Garage Rock Revival.
3. Therefore, N is inclusive of Early 2000s Garage Rock Revival.
4. The Hives are Early 2000s Garage Rock Revival.
5. Therefore, The Hives = N
6. Therefore The Hives = Music that is 100% absolutely my shit.
5
Jan 10 2022
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Odessa
Bee Gees
TIL that before The Bee Gees were a disco band they were desperately trying to copy The Beatles, to varying degrees of success.
3
Jan 11 2022
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Transformer
Lou Reed
I found Andy's Chest to be confusing and upsetting, but otherwise this is a really nice album. Perfect Day and Wild Side are such classics that they single handedly bump it up to 4 stars.
You can hear a lot of Bowie in this album. Or, maybe you can here a lot of this album in Bowie.
4
Jan 12 2022
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Tago Mago
Can
I hated almost every single second of this.
Saved from the 1 star because I still prefer it to U2 or Erikah Badu
2
Jan 13 2022
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No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
Ace of Spades and Train Kept a Rolling are two all time great rock songs, and this entire live performance is brimming with high octane energy.
I can't imagine listening to the deluxe 2+ hour version, but ~40 minutes was just fine with me!
3
Jan 14 2022
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Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
CUTE AND FUN BOPS.
Look, after a year of mopey boring british new wave, and stomach churning thrash metal, it's really great to hear an album that is nice and fun and cute.
4
Jan 15 2022
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Music From Big Pink
The Band
Dad rock reaching its MAXIMUM CAPACITY
4
Jan 16 2022
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1977
Ash
Has an early Weezer "Blue Album" vibe to it, so I'm all about it
4
Jan 17 2022
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Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill
Captures the rap scene right as it is transitioning from "I went to the hat store and I bought myself a hat" and "I am going to fucking shoot you in the fucking face".
I think I prefer the Rage Against the Machine version of Kill a Man, but I respect the original and I am glad to have heard it.
I love that 99% of rappers are, at their heart, real big goof balls. It's a genre that is meant to be playful and silly, and is at its best when it is done so.
3
Jan 18 2022
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The Hour Of Bewilderbeast
Badly Drawn Boy
Sometimes you just want a sad boy strumming the guitar.
Catchy and soulful. Reminds me of a less emo Conor Oberst
4
Jan 19 2022
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Joan Armatrading
Joan Armatrading
So happy to have discovered Joan. Soulful, deep voice doing that classic 60's/70's singer/songwriter thing.
Closest thing I can think of melodically is early Elton John, but with a richer voice. She dips into a Motown sound from time to time, but never as much as you'd think considering the era (I guess it was on the other side of the pond).
Secret little gems like this are what keep me coming back to this challenge even after an entire year.
5
Jan 20 2022
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Another Music In A Different Kitchen
Buzzcocks
I can't believe that for all these years the BBC has been telling me to Never Mind these guys!
Fun Brit Punk from the absolute height of the Brit Punk era. Crusty in all the best ways.
5
Jan 21 2022
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Scream, Dracula, Scream
Rocket From The Crypt
A fun album. Somewhat unremarkable. One of those "I don't hate it, maybe I even like it, but why is it one of the essential 1,001 albums of ALL TIME???" albums.
3
Jan 22 2022
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Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin
Look this is one of those albums that a lot of people, especially certain types of people, call ‘the greatest of all time’.
And they’re not necessarily wrong.
Stairway to Heaven is one of, if not THE greatest rock song ever recorded.
AND ITS THE WORST TRACK ON THE ALBUM HANDS DOWN.
Going to California is the best one don't @ me
5
Jan 23 2022
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Peace Sells...But Who's Buying
Megadeth
This is the beginning of the transition from the kind of Metal I love (Iron Maiden, even Metallica) to the kind of Metal that I find incredibly challenging and literally headache inducing (Slipknot, etc).
It strays a little too close to the Slipknot side of the spectrum at times, but overall the album stays within the margins of what I enjoy.
The B side is stronger, I think, than the A-Side. I could see myself revisiting this, but not often.
3
Jan 24 2022
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A Night At The Opera
Queen
This was my first favorite album at the age of 8 or 9.
I have probably listened to these tracks more than any other tracks, or at least for the most years.
It's hard to analyze these songs objectively.
I like how silly a lot of them are. The Skiffle Band influence is on full display here. This is Queen in transition. They are not quite yet the powerhouse arena rock band they became, but they are also growing out of their art school glam rock phase (I mean, they were always glam, let's be honest).
Bohemian Rhapsody is so overplayed on the radio that it takes a conscious effort to listen with fresh ears and appreciate its brilliance. That being said, I think Prophet's Song does what BR is also doing, but better.
I'm in Love With My Car is the worst song Queen ever wrote, and I'm happy they got it out of the way this early in their discography.
5
Jan 25 2022
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Dust
Screaming Trees
I feel bad for Gen X for only having the most boringest rock and roll to listen to.
2
Jan 26 2022
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Moon Safari
Air
We have really failed as a species considering the fact that we don't make more music that sounds like this.
5
Jan 27 2022
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Teenage Head
Flamin' Groovies
Kinda fun early 70s rock. Wavering between a more Bluesy sound and a Rockabilly sound.
Unremarkable, but not unenjoyable. I don't think I'd ever add it to a playlist, but if it ever came on the radio I would probably go "hey these guys are fun!", not really remembering their name but also not turn it off.
3
Jan 28 2022
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Psychocandy
The Jesus And Mary Chain
You know how you can tell your headphones are on the verge of breaking because everything sounds pinched and crackly? And how when this happens you get really pissed off because you go "damn now I need to go get new headphones because all this music sounds like total shit"?
Well, what if your entire album sounded like that on purpose apparently?
2
Jan 29 2022
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Virgin Suicides
Air
Two Air albums in three days! What luck!
I’ve not seen this film, but the album is excellent.
I heart Air
5
Jan 30 2022
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Roger the Engineer
The Yardbirds
What is this here rock and roll that the kids are listening to goodness gracious korean war etc etc
4
Jan 31 2022
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Happy Trails
Quicksilver Messenger Service
Psychadelic and trippy and woah man vietnam
3
Feb 01 2022
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Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black
Public Enemy
I've picked up a trend with a lot of the artists that make it onto this list 3+ times: All their albums sound exactly the same.
I don't dislike public enemy. A lot of their rhymes are great, and their social commentary still feels prescient 30 years later.
But, gun to my head, I could not identify a single song from a single album even if you played me a 30 second clip and gave me liner notes.
Like, why is this album also worthy of inclusion in addition to It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back? How do these two albums differentiate themselves from each other, as well as the other 999 album? Why are they both so representative of the last 70 years of Western Music?
2
Feb 02 2022
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Thriller
Michael Jackson
5 stars for perfect album
0 stars for kiddy diddling
5
Feb 03 2022
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Paul Simon
Paul Simon
Me and Julio, baby.
Not as strong as Graceland, but what is?
That jacket on the cover looks comfy.
4
Feb 04 2022
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Coles Corner
Richard Hawley
Low key and soulful and pleasant.
Not at all what I expected when I saw the listed genre as "Britpop"
4
Feb 05 2022
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The La's
The La's
Surprised by how much I liked this one. Pleasant enough that I even listened to some of the demo tracks on the "deluxe" edition
3
Feb 06 2022
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Wild Wood
Paul Weller
A pleasant little romp that my wife liked a lot more than me. Somewhere between a 2 and a 4 for me, depending on the track. Looking at my past week of ratings, it is nowhere near as good as a lot of my 4s (Paul Simon, etc). It's also better than a lot of my 2s (The Jesus and Mary Chain), so I think a 3 is the most fair thing.
Kind of a Bruce Springsteeny vibe.
3
Feb 07 2022
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Dirty
Sonic Youth
this sounded about what I thought it would.
punky and fuzzy.
It was fine and not too long.
3
Feb 08 2022
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The Visitors
ABBA
"Late-era" ABBA is kind of an enigma to me (and also not so late era now!).
Lacks the hits and compulsive singalong quality of early ABBA, but they make up for it with rich melodies and complex beats.
I'll take it!
4
Feb 09 2022
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A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
As someone who likes to play the saxophone, Coltrane is a bit of an idol.
While not as melodious as other Jazz greats, Coltrane more than makes up for it in creativity.
A masterpiece that I wish were longer.
5
Feb 10 2022
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Underwater Moonlight
The Soft Boys
What a great band name. Ain't never been boys softer than these.
This album was not great, but it was actually a lot better than my expectations. I actually enjoyed it quite a bit.
The opener, Destroy You, and the closer, Moonlight, were my faves.
3
Feb 11 2022
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Punishing Kiss
Ute Lemper
I would describe the process of listening to this album as "tortuous".
Absolutely. Fucking. Miserable.
1
Feb 12 2022
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Truth
Jeff Beck
A sleepy bluesy album of little note.
I recognize that basically all these songs were stolen from Black people, but at least when Led Zeppelin did it they made interesting musical choices.
2
Feb 13 2022
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Fever To Tell
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
I've loved this band since Rock Band. Who hasn't?
Maps gets 4 stars by itself. What a refresh after fuckin Ute Lemper.
4
Feb 14 2022
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Peggy Suicide
Julian Cope
The 3 stars I am giving this really belies my listening experience.
Most of the tracks were in the low 2 area; I found it generic and greating.
However, some of the tracks were really quite excellent. Like a mix of They Might Be Giants, A House, and Morphine. A weird synthesis of formative sounds of my youth that I never imagined together. These tracks are in the high 4, even low 5 territory.
This averages out to a 3, but really it's quite a divisive experience.
3
Feb 15 2022
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The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
Cool cover
Killer jazz
Wicked solos
5 stars or gtfo
5
Feb 16 2022
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Bookends
Simon & Garfunkel
I much prefer solo africa-inspired Paul to the duo (Sorry, Art), but this is still a pretty undeniable album.
So many toe tappers!
4
Feb 17 2022
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Fragile
Yes
Pretty funny to get this right after the Simon and Garfunkel album that features America on it.
Not bad as far as Yes-style prog-rock albums go. Doesn't go too off the rails with its synthy blasts.
Still, missing a certain something that all albums like this seem to be missing. Idk what it is exactly. It doesn't really justify its existence.
3
Feb 18 2022
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Basket of Light
Pentangle
File under: Ren Fair orgy music
4
Feb 19 2022
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Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1
George Michael
I don't have faith that I'll be listening to this one again!
3
Feb 20 2022
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Red Dirt Girl
Emmylou Harris
Didn't nobody ask for this christian shit
2
Feb 21 2022
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A Seat at the Table
Solange
As someone who doesn't really like R&B that much, and generally dislikes Beyonce whole cloth, this album is EXCELLENT.
The songs and interludes fit together really well, and the entire thing has a lovely melodic cohesiveness. It is passionate while still being smooth and laid back.
4
Feb 22 2022
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Tigermilk
Belle & Sebastian
I know this is from the 90s, but this sound is so 2006-2008 for me it's wild.
I've always loved Belle and also Sebastian equally.
Their initials spell BS, but you know what this album isn't???
4
Feb 23 2022
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Go Girl Crazy
The Dictators
Early punk is best punk
4
Feb 24 2022
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Music in Exile
Songhoy Blues
Desert blues, you say? Also known as Tishoumaren, you say? Tishoumaren , which is based on a french word meaning 'Unemployed', you say?
EXILES YOU SAY?
Five stars, I say.
5
Feb 25 2022
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It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yeah! Yeah!
and again
Yeah!
Fewer "hits" than the last album by them, but I thought this one had a much more deep and dark sound. Really great stuff.
I like this more than Fever to Tell, which I gave a 4, but I don't feel this is *quite* truly a 5.
4
Feb 26 2022
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Siamese Dream
The Smashing Pumpkins
Grew on my as I went. I didn't realize I knew so many Smashing Pumpkins songs.
Not really for me, but the quality and lasting cultural impact of these tracks is enough to bump it from a 2 to a 3.
3
Feb 27 2022
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Under Construction
Missy Elliott
What a pleasant surprise!
Missy Elliot has a masterful control over the production of this album; great old school beats and fun raps. I like the overall positive/light hearted spin, but also that the album is dedicated to the people that she lost.
I knew Work It, obviously, but it was fun to revisit. I also REALLY enjoyed some of the music videos. Creative stuff.
4
Feb 28 2022
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Deja Vu
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
The original supergroup justifies their existence.
5
Mar 01 2022
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Frank
Amy Winehouse
This is the kind of wailing scatting atonal jazz shit that I absolutely cannot stand.
Had to listen in like 30 second stretches with lots of breaks in between.
The closest I've ever come to a DNF in over a year of doing this.
1
Mar 02 2022
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I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail
Buck Owens
Absolutely 100% the kind of country music that I LOVE.
That steel guitar is awesome. Buck having fun with his lyrics. Just excellent stuff.
I feel like I've been too hyperbolic lately, and I can't see myself listening to this every day, so I'm going with 4 stars. In my heart right now it's a 5, but cooler heads must prevail.
4
Mar 03 2022
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Chemtrails Over The Country Club
Lana Del Rey
Knew nothing about Lana other than her name. A little suspicious of something so new.
Super enjoyable listen! I love how low key everything is. The lyrics are allowed to shine. Will definitely listen to again.
4
Mar 04 2022
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Otis Blue/Otis Redding Sings Soul
Otis Redding
Sorry I can't write any notes because I am still recovering from this sexual experience
5
Mar 05 2022
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American IV: The Man Comes Around
Johnny Cash
I am not sure if this is controversial, but late Johnny Cash (American I - VI) is my favorite Johnny Cash.
5 stars for hurt by itself, but Blackbird is on point, too.
This is one of the first albums I reviewed for the radio station I worked at in college.
5
Mar 06 2022
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Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
Anything hot and buttered is a thing of beauty.
The first ~10 minutes of Phoenix is a miss, but everything else is fire.
4
Mar 07 2022
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Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
Paring this back to back with Isaac Hayes' "Hot Buttered Soul" was a perfectly smooth 1-2 punch.
What goes perfectly with chicken shack? Hot butter! I mean come on.
This album was great and perfect and I married it.
5
Mar 08 2022
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Tommy
The Who
You know... fine, okay. I guess.
3
Mar 09 2022
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Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts
The Adverts
Very Ramones in a very good way.
SHIT these songs are catchy.
5
Mar 10 2022
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OK
Talvin Singh
About what I expected from the cover. You could look at this cover and know nothing else and know that it came out in 1998 and EXACTLY what it sounds like
3
Mar 11 2022
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In The Court Of The Crimson King
King Crimson
Thoroughly enjoyable from start to finish.
Has a lot of an early "prog rock" vibe, without a lot of the over the top synthesizer that later English prog rock gets. Which is fine by me...!
Their composition reminds me a lot of Jethro Tull, which I also love. They seem to have a full horn line, which is awesome.
They mix more classic rock with some of the more esoteric/bebop jazz compositions.
Good stuff.
4
Mar 12 2022
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Zombie
Fela Kuti
Fela you've never done me wrong.
African Jazz is some of the best shit we, as a species, have ever come up with (not that I can take any credit for it).
ONE OF THE FEW ALBUMS ON THIS CURSED LIST THAT IS TOO SHORT INSTEAD OF TOO LONG.
5
Mar 13 2022
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Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
Now Jimi played guitar
Jamming good with Weird and Gilly
And The Spiders from Mars
He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man
Then we were Jimi's Band
Jimi really sang
Screwed-up eyes and screwed-down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan
He could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
He came on so loaded, man,
Well-hung, snow-white tan
So where were the spiders
While the fly tried to break our balls?
Just the beer light to guide us
So we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
Oh yeah
Jimi played for time
Jiving us that we were Voodoo
The kids was just crass
He was the naz
With God-given ass
He took it all too far
But boy, could he play guitar
Making love with his ego
Jimi sucked up into his mind (ah)
Like a leper messiah
When the kids had killed a man
I had to break up the band
Jimi played guitar
4
Mar 14 2022
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Live Through This
Hole
I loved this a hole lot (hahaha).
Had NO idea that this was Courtney Love. Hell, I didn't know she was in a band!
4
Mar 15 2022
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Phrenology
The Roots
Kind of all over the place, pushing boundaries.
I'll never turn down The Roots, and I love the daring attempts. Not all of it quite "hits" though.
3
Mar 16 2022
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Opus Dei
Laibach
If you ever wondered what the slovenians were up to before the Yugoslav Wars, it was apparently... this?
Some UNRECOGNIZABLE covers of Queen songs in here.
I didn't even know they spoke German!
Enjoyable as a bizarre world artifact, but not exactly a toe tapper. My weird-ass wife dug this a lot more than me.
3
Mar 17 2022
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Suicide
Suicide
A landmark album that sort of changed the world forever that's sort of also painful on my little baby ears.
3
Mar 18 2022
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Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen
Calling the UN because having 3 (or more!?!) Bruce Springsteen albums on this list is a crime against humanity that needs to ne investigated.
This is the best BS album yet, as there is some variation in terms of tempo, style, and emotion. It's almost like these are real songs. Regardless, it's all just so safe and boring.
No generation that actually had a hard time of it could produce music so dull.
3
Mar 19 2022
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This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
Love some deep origins rock and roll.
Fats can really cook. You also have to give the man credit for calling himself "Fats"
I never tire of this kind of thing.
4
Mar 20 2022
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Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
Wow this is excellent and good thank you for this.
Still think that their Walk This Way cover is kinda weird.
Front half has all the hits, but back half of the album might be better?
4
Mar 21 2022
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NEU! 75
Neu!
Has some good Kraftwerk Autobahn vibes. I prefer all the instrumentals to the lyrics. Still a good time for all!
4
Mar 22 2022
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Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
Ranges between a sort of soft rock sound (meh) to a Vapor Wave sound (fuckin rules)
Overall a lot more enjoyable than I thought it would be
3
Mar 23 2022
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Sign 'O' The Times
Prince
This album is good and nice and really a jam. I kind of don't "get" Prince.
By which, I mean, a lot of people think he's the greatest artist of all time. I don't get it.
3
Mar 24 2022
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Guitar Town
Steve Earle
Just a nice country boy singing his nice songs.
Inoffensive
3
Mar 25 2022
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Darkdancer
Les Rythmes Digitales
Sort of a less impressive Fatboy Slim.
There's some gold in here mixed in with a lot of generic 90s Brit Beats
3
Mar 26 2022
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Screamadelica
Primal Scream
Less than 12 hours ago I listened this. I listened with all my heart and my full attention.
I have forgotten it entirely.
I like the cover though.
2
Mar 27 2022
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Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea
PJ Harvey
I'm a feminist so I believe that women should also be allowed to create boring generic rock and roll.
3
Mar 28 2022
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Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
I always liked Elvis more than the Beatles as a kid because it felt like the edgier thing to say.
I now know that I was a fool. But Elvis still fucks. I mean, literally.
Your grandma lost her virginity to this album. I'm sorry to say that and for making you think about it. But it's true.
5
Mar 29 2022
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The Last Of The True Believers
Nanci Griffith
Major Allison Krauss vibes. I'm here for it. Takes me back to my childhood in a cozy way.
4
Mar 30 2022
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Sweetheart Of The Rodeo
The Byrds
A fine album.
The cover is the best part about it I think.
The Christian Life is a standout.
3
Mar 31 2022
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Pyromania
Def Leppard
Okay so this may have the best album cover of all time? Why did nobody warn me?
Yes it's hair metal. Sometimes you really want to listen to hair metal.
Foolin' is obviously an all timer. Die Hard the Hunter was awesome too. All the tracks were at least okay-to-good.
4
Apr 01 2022
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Inspiration Information
Shuggie Otis
What a revelation. Mostly instrumental pieces that are smooth and funky. Didn't want it to end. And that cover? Sheesh.
5
Apr 02 2022
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The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
There was a brief period from like 2008-2012 when literally all music sounded like this.
And I'm totally a sucker for it.
4
Apr 03 2022
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Slanted And Enchanted
Pavement
If me and my friends decided to become a novelty band that only wrote and performed songs that were meant to parody the absolute forgettable dreck that is Gen-X music in a mocking and dismissive manner, this is the album that we would write.
2
Apr 04 2022
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Kick Out The Jams (Live)
MC5
Raw and powerful. Really getting the excitement pumping from minute one.
Roots of punk, roots of metal. Just excellent stuff. And Detroit natives to boot!
4
Apr 05 2022
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Clandestino
Manu Chao
An old favorite from way back. I mean, he's the king of Bongo Bong, what more is there to say?
5
Apr 06 2022
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The New Tango
Astor Piazzolla
Tango was already perfect. Did we really need a new Tango?
Turns out maybe we did.
This album is a delight. Playing around with classical tango sounds, tossing in some vibraphone just to be cheeky, and towing the line between classical and avant garde perfectly.
I'm a sucker for any kind of Tango music like this. Reminded me a lot of Gotan Project, for example. Easy 5 stars for me even though I can see why this wouldn't work for a lot of people.
5
Apr 07 2022
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Rust In Peace
Megadeth
I cannot handle how awesome this is.
The song titles are SICK but also funny and not too self-serious.
That's what I'd say about the whole album, honestly. These guys are having fun and we're just along for the ride.
Some of the most insane guitar solos I've ever heard to boot.
Crazy that tour de force albums like this are on the same list of albums as like 15 Elvis Costello snoozers
5
Apr 08 2022
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The Man Who
Travis
What if Coldplay were a little... well... warmer?
What if Radiohead were a little more accessible?
These are the incredibly deep questions that Travis asks, and then unceremoniously answers: It would be fine!
3
Apr 09 2022
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Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd
Pink Floyd's best album hands down. There is no question. It is perfect. Don't @ me.
5
Apr 10 2022
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Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & Garfunkel
I mean what is there to say? This is one of the most iconic albums of all time. Every single track is among the most famous modern american folk songs ever written.
Even if you've never heard these songs before you've DEFINITELY heard them.
And they're perfect.
5
Apr 11 2022
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The Lexicon Of Love
ABC
What if Duran Duran had a killer hornline?
Well... they'd still be Duran Duran... so...
2
Apr 12 2022
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Celebrity Skin
Hole
Hole has been one of the more pleasant surprises of this entire list. Never knew they existed! Never knew they were Courtney Love's band!
I think this album maybe isn't *quite as good* as Live Through This, but I think the title track is such a banger that it balances out.
4
Apr 13 2022
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Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast
Most artists do not produce this quantity of quality music in their entire careers. To have it all packed into a double album single release is truly incredible.
Hey Ya is one of the defining tracks of the 2000s, and it's not even the best track on here.
I think my favorite thing may be the My Favorite Things jazz odyssey.
5
Apr 14 2022
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At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
I liked the part where he sang about his mojo for 20 minutes
4
Apr 15 2022
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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Music your dad listened to while cleaning the boat and drinking bad beer.
2
Apr 16 2022
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Buena Vista Social Club
Buena Vista Social Club
If you think I'm giving less than 5 stars then clearly you hain't been paying attention.
Ibrahim Ferrer is one of my musical heroes.
I've oddly never heard this, but I've had Rhythms del Mundo on moderately heavy rotation for about 15 years now.
5
Apr 17 2022
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Raw Like Sushi
Neneh Cherry
A pretty slammin early hip hop album! I enjoyed it from top to bottom, although Buffalo Stance is hands down the best track.
Feels like a bit of a misnomer to call her "Swedish" when she was raised in the US and has spent her entire adult life in London, but that's on wikipedia and not 1001 albums.
4
Apr 18 2022
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At Mister Kelly's
Sarah Vaughan
God I need a cigarette
5
Apr 19 2022
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Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Nick Cave continues to be the vampire bandleader we need, and not the vampire bandleader we deserve.
This whole double album is stellar. I liked it more than Murder Ballads. Not every song is a classic, but if I gave MB a 4, then I guess this one's a 5.
Nearly 500 albums in my rating system is all fucked up.
But I'm happy to be here with my vampire friend.
5
Apr 20 2022
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Elephant
The White Stripes
Some people don't like Jack White, and those people are wrong.
Some people don't like Meg White, and those people are *extremely* wrong.
This isn't the White Stripes' best album, but it is probably their most famous and enduring if only for Seven Nation Army.
Its power is undeniable, and just about every track is great. I am not a huge fan of Little Acorns. The run of You've Got Her in Your Pocket through Ball and Biscuit to The Hardest Button to Button is one of the strongest hat tricks the White "siblings" ever composed.
5
Apr 21 2022
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Mermaid Avenue
Billy Bragg
What an interesting pedigree this album has. Bragg, who I'm unfamiliar with, composes music to go with unpublished Guthrie lyrics, and gets some help from Wilco.
I love Guthrie and I love Wilco. After this, I'm not sure if I love Bragg, but this was a cool project to do.
Birds and Ships is beautiful, and Christ for President is funny/poignant.
God, Woodie Guthrie was a cool sumbitch.
4
Apr 22 2022
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C'est Chic
CHIC
Definitely something undeniable about this album, though I cannot quite say what.
Also something definitely arrogant about naming your band Chic, your album C'est Chic, your first song "Chic Cheer", and then using the word "Chic" at least once per song for the entire album.
This list has turned my wife into a real big disco fan. I appreciate it more, but it's still just okay.
3
Apr 23 2022
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Here Are the Sonics
The Sonics
Early rock and roll containing the kernels of punk and grunge. You love to hear it!
Bonus star for being less than 30 minutes long! In and out and over with!
5
Apr 24 2022
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Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
I mean it's Frank! Nothing more Frank than Frank (except for maybe CANNOLIS!)
Forget about it.
4
Apr 25 2022
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Maggot Brain
Funkadelic
A striking, terrifying cover/album name combo.
George Clinton trades in some hard hitting funk for some wild cool licks.
This album is weird and wooly, and I'm hear for it (get it?)
4
Apr 26 2022
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Deep Purple In Rock
Deep Purple
Turn that music down, dad.
3
Apr 27 2022
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Time Out
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
What can you say about one of the greatest Jazz albums of all time?
Blue Rondo is a personal favorite ever since I played it in high school Jazz band.
5
Apr 28 2022
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Deloused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta
This is a band I had heard of but knew nothing about. Didn't even know what kind of music they play!
Turns out it's kind of a meld between NuMetal and Pop Punk. Aka, it's probably not for everyone but I really enjoyed it.
Love the weird song names and the wild long guitar solos.
4
Apr 29 2022
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Fetch The Bolt Cutters
Fiona Apple
I've been a huge fan of Fiona ever since Extraordinary Machine, and I'm a big lover of "quirky female vocalist in the 2000s with like a ukulele or whatever" as a genre.
Was very excited to check this new album out; surely one of the newest on this entire list.
It's a bop! I loved Shameika, Ladies, and Under the Table, but the whole album reminded me that I should listen to more of her stuff. An Apple a day, you know...
4
Apr 30 2022
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Miriam Makeba
Miriam Makeba
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Paul Simon can stay home, we got Miriam now
5
May 01 2022
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Homework
Daft Punk
This was my first Daft Punk album back in the day and I thought it was SO AWESOME. This is back when it was the only one.
I still love me some DP, but they grew a lot over the years and this album has aged TERRIBLY.
A lot of it is headache inducing. Still, I appreciate its importance and I remember how it once made me feel.
3
May 02 2022
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In The Wee Small Hours
Frank Sinatra
2 Sinatra albums within a week! Wild how these patterns pop up on such a huge list.
This album is straight slow, sad ballads. Got very one-note after a while. And none of these are "the hits".
BUT EEEEHH ITS FRANKIE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FORGETABBOUT IT? WHERE AM I GONNA PUT THESE CANNOLIS?
I LOVE LISTENING TO MY BOYS THE RAT PACK WHILE I EAT MY GABAGOOL
3
May 03 2022
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Odelay
Beck
Beck sure does write some songs and then sing/perform them, doesn't he?
Very middle of the road, but never annoyed or insulted me.
3
May 04 2022
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Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo
Devo
I've always been more of an Oingo Boingo fan than a Devo fan, but having now heard this Devo debut, I am really struck by how similar their first albums are. I can see how people dismissed Boingo as a Devo knockoff at first.
This whole album is a lot of fun, and makes me want to dive into more Devo beyond just their biggest hit.
3
May 05 2022
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Band On The Run
Paul McCartney and Wings
Ah, yes, the second of Paul McCartney's THREE DISTINCT MUSICAL careers.
Most people don't even have ONE! This guy has three.
Faul quit hogging the musical careers.
There are some undeniable hits on here and I have a huge softspot for whatever genre of Rock this is. Easy 4 stars from me, but not quite transcendent enough to get me to 5.
4
May 06 2022
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Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
Some nice mature sounding rap/hip hop. These fellas don't sound like kids, but grown ass adults.
Enjoyably of a Thursday morning.
4
May 07 2022
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The Number Of The Beast
Iron Maiden
These boys really are the cat's pajamas
5
May 08 2022
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Group Sex
Circle Jerks
Let's normalize 15 minute albums.
There's an argument to be made that if you can't get your point across in 0:31 (the length of the album's two shortest songs), then you should just pack up and go home.
4
May 09 2022
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Fromohio
fIREHOSE
I guess one of the drawbacks of going through these albums using this website is that you cannot read the author's justification for including an album on the list.
Because wtf is this generic ass boring ass shit?
Like I'd much rather listen to a terrible album than this, because at least a terrible album would be making a choice. At least it would be interesting. At least it would make me feel SOMETHING.
That being said, the album name "Fromohio" is very fitting. Because this is the Ohio of albums. Completely middle of the road, largely inoffensive, 100% forgettable thing that has no real purpose and that no one ever needs to visit.
2
May 10 2022
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The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
Spent most of the album with this at a two, as in "why is this generic boring shit on here".
But some of the later tracks reminded me a bit of A House (a superior band) and it softened me to a 3.
IT'S ALL FINE
3
May 11 2022
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Very
Pet Shop Boys
VERY average
3
May 12 2022
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Moss Side Story
Barry Adamson
This fellow's schtick is so odd, but I think the "soundtrack to a movie that doesn't exist" idea works much better here than on Oedipus.
The back half of this album is straight up full of jams.
Disappointed it's not an album about Maurice Moss.
4
May 13 2022
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Cafe Bleu
The Style Council
I was so ready to hate this album. ANOTHER British New Wave Band??? LOOK at that cover. I knew *exactly* what this was going to sound like...
And then I was completely wrong. This was a fun romp that played with a bunch of genres. Sounded like the kind of thing you'd hear in a cafe.
4
May 14 2022
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Bad Company
Bad Company
My favorite rock song on Bad Company by Bad Company is Bad Company (Bad Company version).
But really this album rules.
4
May 15 2022
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Broken English
Marianne Faithfull
Alrighty then - Reverend Father Ace Ventura (Pet Detective)
3
May 16 2022
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A Northern Soul
The Verve
Best doctor prescribed cure for insomnia on this list yet.
They should put "BETTER THAN AMBIEN" on the cover of this dull ass white people album
2
May 17 2022
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The Stranger
Billy Joel
I’ve always preferred Elton to Billy but this album is sort of undeniable.
I love when goes ack ack ack ack like Cathy.
3
May 18 2022
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The Seldom Seen Kid
Elbow
I am very much here for Elbow. This is the kind of working class British music in the loosely rock and roll sphere I can get behind. More of this, less of new wave, please.
4
May 19 2022
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Palo Congo
Sabu
Just a nice and good time. Some killer drum work. This Sabu fellow has an interesting pedigree. I like it!
4
May 20 2022
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Heroes
David Bowie
Bowie basically always gets a 5 from me. This is my 4th of his albums on this list. Interesting, but not surprised that the list author likes his Berlin trilogy so much. I think this is probably my favorite of the Berlin albums. Moss Garden is just about the most brilliant thing he and Eno ever did. Then Heroes is also awesome.
Almost halfway through the list and still happy I'm doing it!
5
May 21 2022
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Billion Dollar Babies
Alice Cooper
Coupla bangers on here, namely Mr. Nice Guy, Billion Dollar Babies, and Mary Ann. Coupla tracks I would leave.
I think you could probably leave School's Out on this list and take this one off. I love Alice, but I don't know if he needs to albums on here.
3
May 22 2022
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Rattlesnakes
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
The singer has some goofy tics which make this album more fun and stand out more than all the other super generic 80s British new wave on this list.
3
May 23 2022
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Superfly
Curtis Mayfield
Another funky funk soundtrack. This one didn't resonate with me as much as some of the other ones on this list, but it was still a good time.
Probably sounds best with a scratchy record player and a bottle of some golden colored liquor.
3
May 24 2022
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Fear Of Music
Talking Heads
Maybe my least favorite Talking Heads album.
But then it has some of their all time best songs on it, like Heaven and Life During War Time?
Ah well 5 stars I guess for these fuckin' guys.
5
May 25 2022
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Pornography
The Cure
The Cure is always good but I'm starting to think they're rarely great.
4 albums and counting on this list! Wild.
3
May 26 2022
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Oracular Spectacular
MGMT
Oh look it's the sound of my time in college.
Didn't realize how many of these songs that were perpetually on in the background were 1) by MGMT and 2) on this album.
I like it!
4
May 27 2022
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Shalimar
Rahul Dev Burman
Shit like this on the list is both refreshing and infuriating.
Refreshing because it is good, fun, interesting, and also not something I would regularly be exposed to! It's why I started this project and keeps me coming back.
It's infuriating because the fact that it is included here means that Robert Dimery, the original author of the 1001 albums list is aware that music like this exists. He's clearly aware that there is an entire world of music out there. SO WHY HAVE I LISTENED TO 200 80s BRITISH NEW WAVE ALBUMS AND 200 SCOTTISH ROCK ALBUMS FROM THE 90S??!!?
4
May 28 2022
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The Idiot
Iggy Pop
Iggy can do no wrong in this dojo. Love my Detroit passenger
4
May 29 2022
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São Paulo Confessions
Suba
Very Island Outpost. Very Samba.
This is such a snapshot of like the electronic, chillwave, house music scene of the late 90s. It is retrofuturistic, and oddly optimistic.
5 stars no comment.
5
May 30 2022
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Repeater
Fugazi
These guys are just having fun and we're just along for the ride.
A nice mix of punky reggae ska jams.
4
May 31 2022
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Woodface
Crowded House
My kind of 90s music for sure.
Didn't think I'd ever heard of these guys, but I've definitely heard that Weather With You song a bunch.
4
Jun 01 2022
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Isn't Anything
My Bloody Valentine
More than halfway through this project, and easily my lowest rated genre is "shoegaze".
Once I saw that this is a "seminal shoegaze album" I was truly ready to hate it.
Imagine my surprise when I not only kind of liked it, but I started to vibe with it hard! I just floated on the fuzz and didn't want it to end.
4
Jun 02 2022
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Scott 2
Scott Walker
Shut up Scott
1
Jun 03 2022
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Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized
Pretty transcendent chill relaxing vibes. I could listen to this all day. In fact, I think I might! Great music to work to.
4
Jun 04 2022
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Red Headed Stranger
Willie Nelson
Big Willie styles.
5
Jun 05 2022
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Djam Leelii
Baaba Maal
I discovered Baaba in college, so I knew what I was getting into. Love the instrumentation and the hauntingly beautiful singing. I could listen to this all day forever.
5
Jun 06 2022
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Brothers In Arms
Dire Straits
Really doesn't hold a candle to Sultans of Swing. I like Money for Nothing obviously, but the rest I could really just leave.
3
Jun 07 2022
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British Steel
Judas Priest
These guys are just having a lot of fun. Enjoyable album from start to end. I was going to go with 3 stars until I read that Rob Reiner based Spinal Tap off of Judas Priest. That's a bonus star from me.
4
Jun 08 2022
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Daydream Nation
Sonic Youth
Liked this quite a bit more than Dirty. Maybe it was my mood, but I liked the fuzzy electrical energy throughout this album. I would add this to my rotation, especially tracks like "Silver Rocket" "Eric's Trip" and "Providence"
4
Jun 09 2022
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I'm Your Man
Leonard Cohen
Fourth Leonard. At this point I just assume all of them are on here. My favorite one by FAR.
Like a skeleton singing you love songs.
4
Jun 10 2022
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Dub Housing
Pere Ubu
Good joke but April was MONTHS ago
1
Jun 11 2022
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
50 Cent
Love expanding my rap and gangster rap knowledge using this list.
Like a lot of rap albums I think this is a hair too long, but otherwise is excellent. More 50 please.
4
Jun 12 2022
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Third/Sister Lovers
Big Star
Knew nothing about this band before I pressed play... and I kind of still don't.
70s rock and roll in the dictionary is probably just a photo of someone listening to this album I guess.
I can't imagine anyone listening to this and being glad they weren't listening to like... any other 70s rock band. Zeppelin? Queen? Literally anyone else is better.
3
Jun 13 2022
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Out Of The Blue
Electric Light Orchestra
You're telling me ELECTRIC made this light orchestra??
4
Jun 14 2022
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Garbage
Garbage
Despite what the name belies, this album is not garbage! It's actually pretty good!
4
Jun 15 2022
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Hejira
Joni Mitchell
Joni is kind of like the female Randy Newman. She just kinda sings about what she sees as she's going around.
There is a lovely ethereal quality to this, and I ended up liking it more than I expected, but the lyrics are just ridiculous.
Also she looks like a frankenstein on that cover.
3
Jun 16 2022
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Soul Mining
The The
The The! Didn't expect you guys to show up.
Always creative, always fun.
Something a lot of these artsy post punk bands forget when they are pushing the envelope is that they should still be enjoyable to listen to.
4
Jun 17 2022
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Frampton Comes Alive
Peter Frampton
Dad rock you don't need to pay attention to. Peter has a steady hand, he doesn't need you to check in on him. He'll just keep going competently until you tell him to stop.
3
Jun 18 2022
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Nevermind
Nirvana
Not as good as I'd remembered, the middle sags a bit, but it's still a 5 star album by sheer weight of stone cold classics on here.
Growing up I always thought Smells Like Teen Spirit was their best... but I think In Bloom might be way better? Idk, tough to say.
5
Jun 19 2022
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Siembra
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
The picture of colon that Spotify uses when I stream this album on my tv is just nearly as cool as the album itself.
I listen to a lot of salsa and it all sounds exactly the same, but that’s what I like a about it.
4
Jun 20 2022
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More Specials
The Specials
I am now convinced that pasty British people *can* make Ska music, but I am now yet convinced that they *should be allowed to*
3
Jun 21 2022
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american dream
LCD Soundsystem
LCD I love you, but you're bringing me down. Because you haven't released an album in like 5 years!
This album really brings out their Talking Heads side and I enjoyed dancing to it.
5
Jun 22 2022
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Illinois
Sufjan Stevens
I have loved Sufjan ever since a friend put "For the Widows in Paradise, For the Fatherless in Ypsilanti" as her MySpace song in 2006.
I prefer his Michigan album for obvious reasons, and I think basically all of his work is brilliant, but Illinoise remains his biggest "hit".
Hard to pick a favorite track, but John Wayne Gacy Jr. has some of the most fucked up lyrics I've ever heard.
5
Jun 23 2022
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Roxy Music
Roxy Music
Still don't really get it. Glad Brian Eno got famous off this but his talents are best highlighted elsewhere.
Probably better than a two but I rated the other Roxy albums a two and this one isn’t any better
2
Jun 24 2022
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Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
Started out as a three but it grew on me. How could it not? Just some angry boys having fun.
Kind of like a low rent Rage Against the Machine.
4
Jun 25 2022
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Play
Moby
Was feeling a three on this until the second half of the album kicked in. It's such a jam! Great music to work to or read to or groove to.
4
Jun 26 2022
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Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
Wow it's the album that's on the t-shirt that all the people who are "really into music" wore in college.
If I had known that that t-shirt represented such a lame ass band I would have treated it like the obvious "kick me" sign it was.
Yet another post punk album for the author to pop a boner to.
PEOPLE JUST STARTING THIS JOURNEY BEWARE: THIS LIST IS 500+ POST PUNK ALBUMS.
Honestly this deserves closer to 1 star, but it's not as bad as U2 so it gets 2.
2
Jun 27 2022
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Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
Ah Michael.
Some mega all time hits on here and some hidden gems.
Minus 1 star for pedophilia I guess
4
Jun 28 2022
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Let It Be
The Replacements
There's a They Might Be Giants song called "We're the Replacements" that is, I think, better than this whole album.
But these boys are just here having fun and playing their music with the guitar loud. Can't hate on 'em.
3
Jun 29 2022
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Fulfillingness' First Finale
Stevie Wonder
Stevie can do no wrong in this household, son. Listen to your mother. Do your chores.
5
Jun 30 2022
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Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon
Pretty good and emblematic of the era.
I spent about half the album thinking it came out in *1985* and was VERY IMPRESSED. 1995 is more sensical.
I like it and would listen again, but also was not totally swayed by it.
3
Jul 01 2022
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Arc Of A Diver
Steve Winwood
Hey I liked this! Synthy samples with a very 80s feel.
4
Jul 02 2022
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Hail To the Thief
Radiohead
This was my first Radiohead album. I saw some release poster or something and thought “this is a band I hear about all the time lemme check them out”. I was underwhelmed and confused.
Almost 20 years later and I’m happy to report that I’m still pretty underwhelmed and confused.
This is almost good enough at times to rate 4 stars but then Thom Yorke opens up his whiney trap and I’m back down to 2. It averages out to 3 I guess.
3
Jul 03 2022
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Vivid
Living Colour
Really enjoyed this album. Why aren't there more Black rock bands?
Started out mid-level but as the album progressed I loved the diversity of Genres they played with. Early tracks reminded me of 80s Hair rock, later tracks reminded me of Barenaked Ladies. Some ska, reggae, metal, and even rap in there.
FUN. GOOD JOB GUYS.
4
Jul 04 2022
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B-52's
The B-52's
What if teenaged vampires went to the beach?
You have to give the B-52's credit for making music like literally no one before or since.
And that's all you have to give them credit for.
3
Jul 05 2022
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Maxinquaye
Tricky
I like beats and I like British voices ladies.
Don't know if this will have a lasting impression on me, but I was not unhappy while it was on.
3
Jul 06 2022
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High Violet
The National
Like all good 4 star albums on this list from bands I am unfamiliar with, it grew on me as it progressed. By the end I was very excited to listen to more of their stuff.
Love the Eddie Vedder-esque vocals.
4
Jul 07 2022
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Let's Get Killed
David Holmes
Really feeling the grooves and beats here today. I loved the samples. Could see myself roadtripping with this on.
4
Jul 08 2022
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Come Away With Me
Norah Jones
Whenever I listen to Norah I feel like an adult listening to music for adults.
Maybe it’s been the string of bad albums lately but ima give this a 4
(Note: I’ve been traveling and not had reliable internet. I happened to have this and Hail to the Thief on my iPod already. Will have to fill in some gaps in a few days)
4
Jul 09 2022
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Figure 8
Elliott Smith
All the cute emojis girls in high school loved Elliott Smith and so I did too.
5
Jul 10 2022
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Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.
They went to the hat store and they bought themselves a hat.
Just some nice boys having a good time. Weird to think that this scared White people.
But it gets a bit repetitive.
3
Jul 11 2022
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E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
The worst of the 3 sonic youth albums (so far??).
What if fuzzy but also incredibly bored. These boys are too bored.
2
Jul 12 2022
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Abbey Road
Beatles
I'm not the biggest fan of the first half of this album. It ranks low for me, Beatles-ly speaking. But then the second half makes up for it. By the time you get to The End you cannot help but give it the full five, right?
5
Jul 13 2022
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D.O.A. the Third and Final Report of Throbbing Gristle
Throbbing Gristle
Honestly not bad. I cannot believe this is the lowest rated album on this entire website.
Sometimes your brain needs to be challenged a bit, and this was a very interesting series of sound experiments.
i can totally see how this is the grandfather to NIN.
3
Jul 14 2022
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Drunk
Thundercat
Sometimes I get the idea in my head that I am a relatively cool guy and then I hear an album like this which is dripping with so much coolness that I immediately have to buy a one way ticket to squaresville.
Groovy, funny, sexy all in equal turns. I immediately need to hear the rest of the Thudnercat discography.
5
Jul 15 2022
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Take Me Apart
Kelela
My kind of R&B album. Really felt the groove the whole way through.
I think this gal is going places!
4
Jul 16 2022
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Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
Boy Mr. Drake took one puff of a marijuana cigarette and look what happened to him...
3
Jul 17 2022
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Close To You
Carpenters
Hold me and sing me to sleep Karen
4
Jul 18 2022
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Hysteria
Def Leppard
This was definitely a Def Leppard album. You can tell because it sounds exactly like you think it is going to.
3
Jul 19 2022
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S&M
Metallica
Not an unpleasant listen but the inclusion of this album on this list is somewhat baffling.
There are literally DOZENS of examples of "popular band gets orchestral backing". They used to always be the cheap albums at Best Buy.
This one gets a bit more credit since it's performed live and with the actual band (a lot of those other orchestral albums are done with cover bands), but it's still more of the same.
None of these arrangements are particularly fresh or exciting. They're all very similar to the studio album versions, plus with the mix/master of this album Metallica actually drowns out the orchestra most of the time.
So we're left with an otherwise generic live album of what (in my estimation) is a pretty generic pop metal band.
This would normally garner 3 stars from me but this album is NEARLY 2.5 HOURS LONG.
Sorry boys. That's just not fair.
2
Jul 20 2022
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21
Adele
Adele really isn't my favorite artist but this album is undeniable in its power. Both her talents and also the sheer force that these songs shocked the airwaves with.
Basically every single one of these songs was a hit radio single and all the white girls in college were belting them out every chance they got.
Also it's impressive to hear a voice like that coming out of a ginger.
5
Jul 21 2022
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Being There
Wilco
Never don't like a bit of Wilco. Even when they stray toward the more generic side, their vocals and rhythms are still interesting enough to rise about the rest of the chaff.
4
Jul 22 2022
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Reign In Blood
Slayer
Always enjoyed the title track but the rest of the album was more challenging. Not really my cup of tea.
2
Jul 23 2022
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Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden
Okay Iron Maiden officially has moved from "they're pretty good" to "damn I've been sleeping on one of the greats"
Every. Single. Track on this bad boy.
5
Jul 24 2022
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In Utero
Nirvana
This is probably like every Nirvana superfan's favorite Nirvana album, but as a casual Nirvana listener I found it immature and annoying.
Some good tracks in there (especially Heart-Shaped Box and All Apologies) help balance the keel to an even 3, but the mindless screaming of "Scentless Apprentice" and the horrible bullshit that is "Rape Me" really tried my patience.
3
Jul 25 2022
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Vespertine
Björk
I've had a fascination with Bjork ever since she showed up on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
This is a lovely album full of haunting melodies and complexly layered compositions.
I want to marry Bjork and live in her weird Icelandic castle and wear bizarre clothing with her.
4
Jul 26 2022
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Melody A.M.
Röyksopp
Come for the beeps, stay for the boops.
5
Jul 27 2022
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Dr. Octagonecologyst
Dr. Octagon
Pee pee and doo doo are funny, beats are great, flow is smooth.
Don't... *love* the porn samplings but I get it.
Happy to have discovered it!
4
Jul 28 2022
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The Renaissance
Q-Tip
Very solid from beginning to end.
No notes.
4
Jul 29 2022
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Bitte Orca
Dirty Projectors
I was way into this kinda stuff in college. The name of the band and the album cover are very familiar to me.
Listening to it, I don't believe I have heard it before. It takes me back to '09 for sure.
It feels sort of dated in a "very much a product of time/place" sort of way, but I still really enjoy it.
Unique vocal stylings.
You know what? Bitte Orca IS fun to say!
4
Jul 30 2022
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Dig Your Own Hole
The Chemical Brothers
This kind of music always reminds me of the club scene in the first Matrix.
Which is to say that it is loud, obnoxious, and makes it difficult to hear Trinity talk.
2
Jul 31 2022
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Coat Of Many Colors
Dolly Parton
"And people say she's just a big pair of tits"
5
Aug 01 2022
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Parallel Lines
Blondie
If you had asked me a year and a half ago, I would have told you that Blondie rules and that Cyndi Lauper sucks. This was based entirely on a general feeling and not actual experience.
Well, if the albums featured here are any indicator, I was completely wrong! This album is pretty soulless and feels very perfunctory.
2
Aug 02 2022
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Raw Power
The Stooges
The boys from Ann Arbor showing us that they know how to ROCK.
No complaints, no fat. Just good fucking jams.
5
Aug 03 2022
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Music Has The Right To Children
Boards of Canada
Good beats make a good atmosphere. Could see myself adding this to a "gotta focus on work and drown out the other noises" playlist.
Not a million miles away from Blockhead, who I like quite a bit.
Can't imagine going to a concert of these guys though.
3
Aug 04 2022
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The Specials
The Specials
Makes me want to grab a skateboard and grind on Nelson's column
4
Aug 05 2022
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En-Tact
The Shamen
Alright album of kinda dance trance music.
Why is this on here? Oh, it’s Scottish. That’s why.
3
Aug 06 2022
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KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
Very smooth and enjoyable listen. Wikipedia classifies this as a "rock album" which is sort of baffling to me.
Reminds me a bit of "Awaken, My Love!"
4
Aug 07 2022
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Hotel California
Eagles
Enjoyable ride but somewhat overrated.
Hotel California has always been a bit too cloying to be a "classic" for me.
I think the last track is the best, actually!
3
Aug 08 2022
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Ananda Shankar
Ananda Shankar
Nepotism will get you everywhere.
Loved the Rolling Stones covers, and the rest of the tracks were a jam too.
5
Aug 09 2022
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There's A Riot Goin' On
Sly & The Family Stone
Love my family (stone)
4
Aug 10 2022
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Bright Flight
Silver Jews
This is an indie band and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
Very generic and forgettable. I've listened to a few tracks per day for several days and EVERY time I turn it on I go "oh THIS is what these guys sound like?"
This list is full of swings and roundabouts, to be sure, but I've been going through a stretch of like... just boring corn fields.
3
Aug 11 2022
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Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
Song called "Let's Lynch the Landlord" = instant 5 stars
Song called "I Kill Children = instant 5 stars
14 tracks but the whole album is barely 30 minutes? = instant 5 stars.
5
Aug 12 2022
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Junkyard
The Birthday Party
This album is ranked #1001/1001 on this site and I honestly can't figure out why.
It's just a Nick Cave album. It's like all his albums. Abattoir Blues has a global average of 3.35 and Junkyard here has a global average of 2.08.
This album is interesting and spooky and you're all just big babies.
4
Aug 13 2022
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Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes
An incredibly formative album for me during high school.
I haven't listened to it in at least a decade and yet I can sing along like I wrote the damn things.
5
Aug 14 2022
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Smash
The Offspring
Good and fun but never as good or as fun as Pretty Fly for a Rabbi, the Weird Al Offspring Parody
4
Aug 15 2022
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Trio
Dolly Parton
Before The Avengers, before the A-Team, before Charlie's Angels, there was The Trio.
I'm a simple man, I see a Dolly I give her 5 stars.
5
Aug 16 2022
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Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
I always think I don't like the Stones, and then I listen to them and remember I like them a lot.
Wild Horses might be my favorite track of theirs ever.
What is it with every single 70s/80s rock group having an album cover that is: JEANS?
4
Aug 17 2022
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Triangle
The Beau Brummels
They say you shouldn't judge an album by its cover, but having looked at this album cover and then listened to the album I have to say that I got exactly what I thought I would.
2
Aug 18 2022
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Want Two
Rufus Wainwright
Boring music for boring middle-upper-class, vaguely center-left adults who support "diversity" as long as it isn't in their neighborhood.
2
Aug 19 2022
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The Colour Of Spring
Talk Talk
When these tracks are at their best they remind me of Peter Gabriel.
When they're at their worst they remind be of BORING PETER GABRIEL.
Listen, guys, no one is forcing you to make an album. If you're this bored and listless about the concept of recording music you could just go and do a new career.
2
Aug 20 2022
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Master Of Puppets
Metallica
I like their music, but it’s hard to get past their personalities.
Plus this is far from their strongest effort
3
Aug 21 2022
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I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
Aretha Franklin
One of the most powerful voices of all time belts some of her greatest hits.
Love my Detroit divas.
I particularly enjoyed the songs I *hadn't* heard before. This album is real sexy! Don't tell Aretha's momma she's singing like this.
5
Aug 22 2022
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Supa Dupa Fly
Missy Elliott
More like 3 and a half.
Don't need all those goofy sound effects in there. I think those are Timbaland's contributions? TIL that he's the thing I hate most about late 90s/early 00s R&B/hip hop.
Sound effects aside, this album has great vibes and good flow. First half is stronger.
3
Aug 23 2022
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Bad
Michael Jackson
The only thing "Bad" about this landmark album is thinking about all the children he diddled while recording it :(
4
Aug 24 2022
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Rio
Duran Duran
Just listened to this and it definitely sounded like Duran Duran.
Maybe they were really provocative back in the day or something but to me they are just "what the metro detroit classic rock station plays in between songs I actually want to hear while I'm out doing errands I'd rather not be doing"
3
Aug 25 2022
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Shadowland
k.d. lang
Being pretty young throughout the 90s, and growing up in a rather conservative area, the only context I *ever* had for k.d. land was "DiD yOu KnOw ShE's A lEsBiAn?!?!?"
I'm sad to say that that was still basically all I still knew about her before listening to this. Imagine my surprise (and delight!) to learn that she is essentially a slightly more baritone, updated version of Patsy Cline!
I adored this album. Catchy tunes interspersed with wistful ballads. This is my favorite kind of country music.
I'm somewhere between a 4 and a 5 on this, but writing out my feelings has (temporarily, at least) boosted me to a 5.
5
Aug 26 2022
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Tracy Chapman
Tracy Chapman
Two female singer songwriters' debut albums from 1988 in a row for me. Weird!
I like the class and social consciousness of this album, and Tracy's voice is great.
The arrangements are pretty unremarkable, though. I could tell you *nothing* about the melodies of any of these.
I am glad artists like Tracy exist. I don't think I'll be listening to this again, though.
3
Aug 27 2022
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Blackstar
David Bowie
David Bowie puts our perhaps his greatest ever album, a sort of concept album, about how the cancer is eating him alive, while the cancer is eating him alive.
It comes out two days before his death.
It’s like Freddie Mercury doing The Show Must Go On for a whole album.
If I found out I was dying I would just cry a lot and lay in bed. Bowie recorded a magnum opus.
Don’t like it? Fuck off.
5
Aug 28 2022
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Fishscale
Ghostface Killah
Some of the best rap I've heard in a long time. Loved all of it. The flow, the samples (these guys love their comic books), the collaborations. All of it!
5
Aug 29 2022
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Ten
Pearl Jam
Competent grunge. Not as good as Nirvana (SORRY NOT SORRY).
But I like the hits, and the non-hits were fun to discover.
3
Aug 30 2022
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Van Halen
Van Halen
Earns its stars on Eruption alone, but I have loved each and every one of these tracks for over 2/3 of my life.
Van Halen have some other good tracks, but they never again had a wholly good album. Let alone an album where every single track is a classic.
5
Aug 31 2022
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The Score
Fugees
Came for a good time, left with a good time. Particularly liked the cover of No Woman No Cry
4
Sep 01 2022
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Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
All Bob Dylan sounds more or less exactly the same to me. It's all fine, but I think you have to be a boomer to pop a tent over it
3
Sep 02 2022
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Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
Love these old live rock and roll albums that pop up on this list now and again. Just a great time. Electric energy. Shirt and sweet.
4
Sep 03 2022
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Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
"CALIFORNIA CALI CALI FORNIA
CALIFORNIA CALI CALI FORNIA
IT'S CALLLLLIFFOOORNIA CALIFORNIA
DA NANG DA NANG DA NANG DA NANGNENG NENG NENG"
Every single RHCP ever
2
Sep 04 2022
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The Who Sell Out
The Who
You know what people love listening to? Especially people who are professed music fans?
ADVERTISEMENTS.
Know what's better than advertisements?
PARODIES.
Know what's better than parodies or advertisements?
PARODIES OF ADVERTISEMENTS.
2
Sep 05 2022
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(Pronounced 'Leh-'Nérd 'Skin-'Nérd)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Another situation where the album is basically a greatest hits album.
And the hits are undeniable. Sure Free Bird is a bit of an overused meme at this point, but listen to them guitar solos and tell me you aren't losing your mind.
Ps. Happy 600
5
Sep 06 2022
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The Stooges
The Stooges
Big fan of Iggy and his Stooges, and I appreciate the significance of this album. Listen to the birthing pains of a new genre.
But it does feel like a bit of a fossil, and does not hum along the way Funhouse does. Ah well, they can't all be perfect.
4
Sep 07 2022
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I See A Darkness
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Sometimes you need a nice emo boy singing you songs about your inevitable death.
Not exactly Monday morning listening material but idk today it hit the spot.
4
Sep 08 2022
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Ogden's Nut Gone Flake
Small Faces
"Nut Gone Flake" is a phraseI don't want to see, say, read, or think about.
This album isn't bad, tbh. Pretty unremarkable..
3
Sep 09 2022
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Dig Me Out
Sleater-Kinney
I have a gigantic enormous middle-school-style crush on Carrie Brownstein.
The rest of the band is also awesome.
This band is awesome and cool.
5
Sep 10 2022
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The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths
The ghost in the machine forced me to list when the queen had died.
As much as I am sick of all the new wave BS on this list, The Smiths are still hands down the best at it, and make everyone else seem like pale imitators.
This is probably a 3.5 for me, but I want to really put some distance between it and all the rest of the new wave crap.
4
Sep 11 2022
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The Age Of The Understatement
The Last Shadow Puppets
An understated album, appropriately.
Great accoustic qualities, the album occasionally feels almost like a 60s-era folk pop album. Wavers between that and more generic late 2000s rock.
Another one for "perfectly competent album that seems to be padding out the '1001' reqirement".
3
Sep 12 2022
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Peter Gabriel
Peter Gabriel
A clear 80s sound, breaking new ground in 1977.
Doesn't quite hit the heights of Gabriel's later stuff. I'm a gigantic Sledgehammer fan.
But this is pleasant enough! Solsbury Hill is overplayed on the radio, but I like it!
I like Pete!
3
Sep 13 2022
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Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
This guy's corners are brilliant.
5
Sep 14 2022
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Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand
I mean, just a classic of 2000s rock revival.
Not quite as good as You Could Have It So Much Better, but still a classic.
4
Sep 15 2022
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The Madcap Laughs
Syd Barrett
A mental disintegration caught by recording speakers.
For a long time I've been obsessed with Syd Barrett. He of Pink Floyd fame. He, the subject of Wish You Were Here.
There's an interesting alternative history where Barrett never lost his mind and stayed in charge of PF. They would have probably continued to have middling success and then eventually broken up by the early 70s. We'd never have gotten Dark Side of the Moon, The Wall, or any of their other triumphs.
But then again Barrett's story would have had a much happier ending, which is probably worth the trade-off.
Ultimately, I like the idea of him more than his actual music. But this album captures his style really well. You can hear the early Floyd here, as well as some new directions he was trying to go in.
3
Sep 16 2022
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Alien Lanes
Guided By Voices
Pretty great stuff. Reminds me of a lot of demo tracks from other bands.
I hear some early Weezer in here. I hear some early Mountain Goats.
Short, sweet tracks and a short, sweet album.
I like it!
5
Sep 17 2022
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Melodrama
Lorde
I'm a big fan of "Royals" so I actually found this to be somewhat generic and disappointing.
At its best, she sounds a lot like Halsey, but not quite as good as Halsey.
Put Halsey on this list instead.
3
Sep 18 2022
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New Wave
The Auteurs
My first thought upon seeing an album literally called "New Wave" by a British band, after listening to what seems like 376 British New Wave bands on this list was "God dammit"
Butttttt this album is pretty good? I like the vocals a lot, and the melodies are catchy. I like the melancholy without dipping into full-on Smiths-style ennui.
If more new wave was like this I think I'd be less likely to say "God dammit" when I see a new wave album.
Closer to a 3.5 or even a 3.75, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
3
Sep 19 2022
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Future Days
Can
Less "experimental" than I thought. Also less Kraftwerk-adjacent than I expected.
Honestly it's almost a lo-fi album with some surfer music influences. The only thing that keys this into being an experimental German rock album is that one of the tracks is over 20 minutes long.
But it ain't bad! I've heard worse.
3
Sep 20 2022
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Younger Than Yesterday
The Byrds
A real yawner.
Don’t judge albums by their covers, but take it from me that this cover is an accurate depiction of what you’re in for.
2
Sep 21 2022
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One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
There's a track on this one called The Doo Doo Chasers so what else do you want to know
5
Sep 22 2022
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The Dreaming
Kate Bush
Seems like no one ever told Kate no, and that's great for feminism but terrible for my ears.
This was going to be a 2 until the last track which is literally Bush screaming like a banshee while a man screams HEEE-HAWWWWWW like a donkey for 5 minutes
1
Sep 23 2022
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Gentlemen
The Afghan Whigs
Sort of a boring parody of a boring generic 90s album.
So ethereal that it completely leaves your memory *as it is playing*
2
Sep 24 2022
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Chirping Crickets
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
THIS is what Don McClean was so upset about?
JK, these are some nice boys doing some nice soft music that you can fall asleep to.
Funny to think that this music was getting people WORKED UP 2/3 of a century ago
3
Sep 25 2022
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My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts
Brian Eno
Brian Eno's music is like getting little kisses on your brain.
I've always mixed this one up in my head with some of Talking Head's later stuff. There's a lot of crossover here (even more than usual)
5
Sep 26 2022
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The United States Of America
The United States Of America
Imagine if you went back in time to the 1960s and took some 1960s drugs and then went to a 1960s circus.
That's this album.
At times it's nearly good enough to be "a bad beatles album". Nearly.
2
Sep 27 2022
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Bluesbreakers
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
Love when white British people (the white people of white people) play black american music.
It definitely sounds whiter.
3
Sep 28 2022
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Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music
Ray Charles
Love Ray, but the back half of this album DRAGS and is very SAMEY.
But still... love Ray. Can't in good conscious go less than a 4. If this were just "volume 1" it would be an easy 5.
4
Sep 29 2022
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Brown Sugar
D'Angelo
I don't really *get* R&B. I enjoy it but I really struggle to figure out the difference between good, bad, and excellent.
Overall I really enjoyed this. I found the lyrics to be a bit naughty! My goodness. Toss this on on date night, I guess.
3
Sep 30 2022
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Whatever
Aimee Mann
Not an unpleasant time, but I'm not sure why it belongs on this list.
I will say, this is the rare album that gets better as it goes on. It's back loaded, and not front loaded! Wow.
3
Oct 01 2022
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Horses
Patti Smith
I like her vibes and her politics but jesus you can smell the condescending arrogant "I'm cleverer than you" new york art scene of the 70s bullshit dripping off every one of her tracks.
3
Oct 02 2022
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I’m a Lonesome Fugitive
Merle Haggard
This country man sure has some good yarns about going to prison and such.
I'm a sucker for this exact country sound (and very few other country sounds)
4
Oct 03 2022
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LP1
FKA twigs
The quiet part of techno songs but that's the whole album.
Not bad, but each song feels like literally half a song.
3
Oct 04 2022
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Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
Was ready to really not like this. Grunge is my least favorite of the Rock sub genres, this is not the best few years for rock music, and also the Foo Fighters are a bunch of gross AIDs deniers.
But it's actually a pretty great listen. Some of those riffs really rip, and the driving beats are catchy throughout.
I suppose my qualms, balanced out with my pleasant surprise and enjoyment, equals out to a three. I could go 4 on some individual tracks, but overall 3.
3
Oct 05 2022
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Illmatic
Nas
This is my favorite era of rap, I think.
Nothing about this album, however, really stood out to me. It's just solid as hell.
3
Oct 06 2022
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The Wall
Pink Floyd
Not much to be said here. The reputation stands for a reason.
It's not my favorite PF album, but it's still a clear 5 stars.
One thing I will say, is that this album hits home more and more as I get older.
5
Oct 07 2022
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Destroyer
KISS
As a former citizen of Detroit Rock City, I have to give it up for the boys in make up.
Beth is such a classic, too
4
Oct 08 2022
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Achtung Baby
U2
Didn't absolutely hate this. Pretty inoffensive as far as U2 goes. Annoying? Yes. Overlong? Yes. Self indulgent to the point of being masturbatory? Of course.
But not unlistenable.
2
Oct 09 2022
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Rip It Up
Orange Juice
Like it a lot more when it leans into the reggae/Caribbean sounds. Dislike it a bit more when it's *YET ANOTHER POST PUNK 80S ALBUM ON THIS LIST JFC*
3
Oct 10 2022
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Bossanova
Pixies
I'm down with the Pixies, and Havalina is a great song.
That's the review. It's a good album.
3
Oct 11 2022
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Station To Station
David Bowie
The Thin White Duke returns and reminds us why he's the best little space alien.
Golden Years earns this 5 stars on its own, but literally every single one of these is deserving of inclusion on a greatest hits album.
One of his best.
5
Oct 12 2022
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Blue
Joni Mitchell
Largely good and definitely deserves to be on here but some of her WAILING really clangs on the ears.
2
Oct 13 2022
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Cloud Nine
The Temptations
A but more intense and “issues” driven than your classic “My Girl” Temptations. Predicting some of the classic sounds of the 70s quite early.
But hey, when I see Temptations I do a 5 star
5
Oct 14 2022
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The Gilded Palace Of Sin
The Flying Burrito Brothers
Had fun with this one. Apparently lynyrd skynyrd just lifted their whole look from them?
More country than rock or soul but you can hear the beginnings of them all melding.
4
Oct 15 2022
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Ritual De Lo Habitual
Jane's Addiction
First half is Chili Peppers but better than the Chili Peppers ever were. Second half is a 90s rock odyssey. I like.
4
Oct 16 2022
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Behaviour
Pet Shop Boys
Like every other PSB album I’ve listened to, I found it pretty enjoyable. It overstays its welcome, and the first few tracks are by far the strongest.
3
Oct 17 2022
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Africa Brasil
Jorge Ben Jor
Jorge come over and let’s have a dance party in my living room.
5
Oct 18 2022
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This Year's Model
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
It's absolutely insane that this relatively mediocre man has nearly 1% of all the albums on this list.
That being said, this is easily his best album. If any of his albums deserve to be here, it's this one.
The whole thing is pretty light and breezy with some good riffs throughout. Just what ya want in a rock n roll.
4
Oct 19 2022
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Duck Rock
Malcolm McLaren
Exactly what I’m looking for an in album and exactly what I hope for Every single day when I load up this website. Thanks.
5
Oct 20 2022
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Foxbase Alpha
Saint Etienne
A fun sexy time. New contender for “just play it on loop”
5
Oct 21 2022
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The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
Genesis
An epic full of twists and turns. As far as prog rock goes, it never really reaches the shrill ear shattering clangs of Yes, but it's also never quite as good The Wall, or anything Styx or Rush ever did.
Way too long, but still glad I heard it. Surprised me in some fun ways. Probably more of a 3.75, but I'm feeling generous today so I'll round up.
4
Oct 22 2022
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Machine Head
Deep Purple
Weird that Smoke on the Water became this band's all time decade-defining hit. It's the most okayest song on here.
Really really loved Lazy and Space Truckin'. Highway Star is great, too, but I can't not associate it with the game Rock Band.
Lots to love here.
4
Oct 23 2022
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Night Life
Ray Price
Some more country greats. I really enjoyed "Are You Sure?", though I think I still prefer the Willie Nelson version.
I also liked how the album kind of opens with an ad for the album itself. "Hope you like this one! If you like it, buy it and we'll make more like it!"
BOLD
4
Oct 24 2022
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Calenture
The Triffids
I totally get why everyone seems to hate this but I was IN THE POCKET for it the whole time.
I loved this! Heck yeah. Triffidshead 4 life.
Reminded me a lot of the underappreciated Irish Band "A House", so maybe that's why I dug it.
4
Oct 25 2022
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Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys
Every year or so I try to "get" the Beach Boys and I never do.
Is it just because this is what Boomers heard when they were in their tweens? Like it unlocked something for them?
Great harmonies and I'm glad they've stopped singing about the fucking beach, but Jesus Christ they're still going with Sloops and all that shit...
3
Oct 26 2022
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Pacific Ocean Blue
Dennis Wilson
Two Beach Boys albums in a row (kinda)
I like this whenever it doesn't sound like the Beach Boys
3
Oct 27 2022
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Winter In America
Gil Scott-Heron
This was such a wonderful synthesis of blues, R&B, and just that classic 70s Black sound.
I loved every one of these tracks, but my jaw dropped during H20Gate Blues. That shit could have been written YESTERDAY it's so sadly relevant.
I was on the fence about 4 or 5 here, but I've talked myself into a 5 because I realize I want to listen to this a lot more, and also to the rest of Gil's records.
5
Oct 28 2022
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Wonderful Rainbow
Lightning Bolt
30 seconds in and I was miserable. How was I going to get through the whole thing?
But after about 2 minutes something clicked and I really dug the groove. I like the mix of noise, chaos, metal, dance, and jazz. Moreover, unlike a lot of the more esoteric albums on this list, I feel like these guys are *talented*, *know what they are doing*, and most importantly *are having fun*. That mood really comes out and infects the listener.
Don't know if I can go all the way to 4, but I'm in the high 3s for sure. Consider my interest piqued!
3
Oct 29 2022
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Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
I think Kashmir kind of carries this album but it is still absolutely supreme.
Gotta drop a star because, you know, they stole all these songs from Black people. But what a great album.
4
Oct 30 2022
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Doolittle
Pixies
Hadn't realized how many of these songs I've heard. They're all pretty good and enjoyable. Not sure if this is an essential album, though.
High 3, but not quite 4 level.
3
Oct 31 2022
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Back to Mystery City
Hanoi Rocks
This would be a fun, 3 star-worthy album if it were just some guys from, like, Branson Missouri.
The fact that they're from Finland bumps it up to 4 stars for me. They do such an excellent job of imitating/replicating that early 80's American sound of punk-leading-into-glam-rock.
It's good!
4
Nov 01 2022
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Lady In Satin
Billie Holiday
Nice Jazz Lady sings nice Jazz songs in a Lady style.
I particularly liked the bonus track with all the takes and her getting frustrated. It's always fun peering behind the curtain.
4
Nov 02 2022
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American Pie
Don McLean
This album is all about American Pie. It's the name of the bloody album and it takes up 25% of the runtime!
And I get it. I get why it's on here. I'm tired of it, but I get it.
The rest of the album is actually quite pleasant. Don M has a nicer voice than I originally gave him credit for.
Idk fuck it three stars
3
Nov 03 2022
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If You're Feeling Sinister
Belle & Sebastian
File under "a decade or two ahead of its time".
This sounds like the kind of stuff I listened to in college in the late 2000s. Definitely an early entry in the lo fi indy folkie genre that became so prevalent ten years later.
I liked it!
4
Nov 04 2022
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Veckatimest
Grizzly Bear
Fun story:
In college I briefly toyed with the idea of becoming a journalism major. I decided to go and work at my college's newspaper when they announced they needed new team members, in order to test the waters.
It was so exciting! The newsroom was not unlike what I had seen in the movies. Everyone was running around and trying to meet deadlines.
I very quickly was given my first assignment: covering the Grizzly Bear concert that was coming to town on Friday night. What luck! I wasn't just going to be a journalist, but a MUSIC JOURNALIST. I was going to go to a FREE CONCERT and also GET TO MEET THE BAND. The road to my future seemed paved before me.
I excitedly grabbed my new credentials, and checked out a camera in order to take pictures. Back in my dorm, I hurriedly sent out messages to friends and loved ones. Mom! I'm going to be a MUSIC JOURNALIST and I've already gotten my first assignment!
Fast forward to Friday night and I rushed down to the theater. Maybe I could get some pictures of the band setting up; perhaps catch the final sound check.
At the door I was told to go away.
"No, you don't understand, I'm with THE PAPER"
"Where's your ticket?"
"There should be one reserved for me, since I'm with THE PRESS"
"There isn't a ticket. Go away"
".... can I... buy a ticket? Maybe they'll reimburse me"
"No, the show is sold out"
"Can I... come in and interview the band? Look, here are my credentials"
"No, they don't want to talk to the newspaper. Go away"
The next day I went back to the newspaper and got chewed out for not covering the assignment I was given. So that's the story of how Grizzly Bear ended my nascent journalism career.
Anyway, this album is fine. Fleet Foxes does the same schtick better.
3
Nov 05 2022
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Here, My Dear
Marvin Gaye
I feel the exact way about this that I did the last Marvin Gaye album:
A fun, sexy time.
4
Nov 06 2022
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Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
Jesus this album hits a little too hard.
We've really learned nothing in the last 30 years, huh?
5
Nov 07 2022
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All Things Must Pass
George Harrison
Chocolate Harrison is my favorite Beatle.
I'm glad he love jeep as much as I love him.
If we could do half stars I'd knock half a star off because this album is way too long. But I'm not going to shortchange Georgie Porgie
5
Nov 08 2022
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...And Justice For All
Metallica
This is the FOURTH METALLICA ALBUM ON THIS LIST
and listen up, friends, it's the most generic one yet. It's metal for people who don't like metal! Or good music! Or thinking! Or breathing through their nose!
I'm not going to give this a one. It's entirely inoffensive, and pretty easy on the ears. I'm also a fan, funnily enough, of the song "one", so that saves this from getting a 2.
I'd probably go 2.5 but I'll round up.
3
Nov 09 2022
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Young Americans
David Bowie
The little alien reinvents himself again.
This is one of my favorite Bowie albums (even though I love essentially all of them) because this is where Dave went "Hey let's slap some filthy sax on every one of those tracks".
Also, I think this is Bowie at his most beautiful. Look at that album cover! Take that man out for some dinner, and make sure he eats more than milk and red bell peppers.
5
Nov 10 2022
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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Iron Butterfly
I came here for a good time and I had a good time so I guess I can't dip lower than a 3, but I'd be lying if I said I really "get" why this album made the list.
Yes I've heard the title track sampled a million times, and heard it pop up in a million movies. Not sure if that alone qualifies it or not.
I guess it deserves some credit for inventing the "20 minute long rock and roll song" that became so huge in the 70s with bands like Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.
Also: I wish I had gotten a more METAL album for album #666, but that was the role of the dice.
3
Nov 11 2022
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Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
An old favorite, my true introduction to the world of 1990s rap, and the reason I will always prefer NY to LA.
It really hit home on this listen through that Biggie was NINETEEN YEARS OLD when he wrote and recorded all of this stuff. He packed a lot of living in his short life. How tragic.
Listen, I don't really care for skits or interludes, and I find these ones particularly.... gross. But that just comes with the genre I guess, and it doesn't takeaway from the historical impact or the frankly excellent listening of the actual tracks.
5
Nov 12 2022
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Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix
It was definitely Jimi.
Nothing really stood out here. Good guitar work, but not even as good as on his other albums.
3
Nov 13 2022
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All That You Can't Leave Behind
U2
U2 continues their trend of writing great music to listen to at the dentist office while getting your teeth drilled.
As inoffensive as it is pretentious! As annoying as it is forgettable!
1
Nov 14 2022
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Kala
M.I.A.
Obviously am super familiar with Paper Planes, a track that still slaps after nearly 15 years.
But this whole album is straight fire. I love the mixes here, infusing hip hop and world music in really creative and enjoyable ways.
The track with the rapping childen is SO CUTE but also badass.
Very happy with this one.
5
Nov 15 2022
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Femi Kuti
Femi Kuti
Do you like jams? Do you like bitching jams? Do you like bitching afro pop jams?
Well...
5
Nov 16 2022
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Document
R.E.M.
This one goes out to the band I love
All killer no filler. Not my favorite band of all time but I'm never mad when they're on.
4
Nov 17 2022
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Signing Off
UB40
Expected: Red Red Wine
Received: Dank Dank Dubs
5
Nov 18 2022
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The Band
The Band
Love my Canadian band boys.
No notes. No complaints. Just good tunes.
4
Nov 19 2022
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Cheap Thrills
Big Brother & The Holding Company
I can't be the first person to have this realization but I think Robert Plant bases a lot of his vocal stylings on Janis Joplin? Just another thing Zep stole...
This record is great! Imagine hearing these people live. They're really going for it.
5
Nov 20 2022
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Live At The Regal
B.B. King
BB rips and roars for a good 30 minutes. No complaints here. Probably closer to a 3.5 but I've been TOO HARSH lately
4
Nov 21 2022
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Rejoicing In The Hands
Devendra Banhart
Reminds me a lot of the Tallest Man on Earth. I loved just about every one of these tracks, especially Todos los Dolores and Insect Eyes.
Eager to check out more Devendra. This is the kind of stuff I started this project for!
I think if I were in a better mood I would go full 5 for this, but I'm cranky today and wasn't able to get as into it as I know I would other times
4
Nov 22 2022
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Kenya
Machito
I know I sound like a broken record (HAHA) but can we have more of these albums and fewer generic forgettable boring 1980s post punk scottish wastes of my time?
I have nothing to say about this album that isn't just a tired superlative. It's so good and restores my belief in the power of music.
5
Nov 23 2022
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OK Computer
Radiohead
Every year or two I decide "This is the year I'll like Radiohead! and then I listen to like 4 albums and go "...Maybe next year"
So generic and bad and boring and you can smell the axe body spray
2
Nov 24 2022
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Here's Little Richard
Little Richard
This little guy has a big sound! You can basically hear him sweating on these tracks he's cooking so hot
5
Nov 25 2022
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The Next Day
David Bowie
In the context of Bowie's career at this point, it's an incredible album. It was widely believed that he was more or less retired. His release of a full album of new material was considered a bit of a surprise. The fact that it's full of bangers was nothing short of a miracle.
That being said, divorced of its context, I think this album is merely very, very good. It's not nearly as good as Black Star, nor is it anywhere as good as a lot of his earlier triumphs.
But it's still a Bowie album that's not Don't Let Me Down.
4
Nov 26 2022
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Blood On The Tracks
Bob Dylan
What if Bob Dylan wrote more normal songs and sang in a less annoying way? You'd get a more generic album. Sure it's less harsh on the ears, but it's more forgettable.
It's very telling that the number one most upvoted FIVE STAR review for this album features advice on strategies to get through the album "if you find Dylan’s vocals unbearable".
That's from someone who LOVES this album!!!
Honestly. It's completely fine. I'm glad it gives boomers boners or whatever.
3
Nov 27 2022
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At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash is a stone cold badass and he once said "You know who would love to hear my music? MURDERERS AND CRIMINALS AND SHIT" and he just went and sang a bunch of songs about DEATH AND BEING HANGED to STONE COLD MOTHERFUCKERS
And we get to listen to it today.
5
Nov 28 2022
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You've Come a Long Way Baby
Fatboy Slim
This was what cool sounded like in the 90s. I can see how if you weren't there you'd think this was lame.
But I was there and I think it's awesome.
4
Nov 29 2022
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Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
I think if this album had come up earlier in my 1001 journey I would have rated it higher. As it stands this is my 685th album, and it kind of sticks out like a sore thumb against other Rock albums of its era.
I literally had Little Richard doing Tutti Frutti earlier this week. This pales (word use intended) in comparison.
A lot more plain. A lot more boring. A lot more white.
3
Nov 30 2022
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Le Tigre
Le Tigre
Every once in a while on this list you'll come across an album that's just a bunch of cool women being awesome and fuckin around.
This is one of those times. Punky and catchy and fun.
4
Dec 01 2022
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Something/Anything?
Todd Rundgren
Classic dad rock upside, plus some weirdness sprinkled in to keep things interesting.
I would give this a 3 normally because honestly most of the tracks were kind of forgettable (as in, I don't remember them less than 24 hours later)...
HOWEVER Todd is getting a bonus star from me for the track halfway through the album where he reads the recording industry for ABSOLUTE FILTH by highlighting shoddy production values and it's hilarious.
4
Dec 02 2022
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Second Toughest In The Infants
Underworld
I like cool 90s Techno and I don't care who knows. Great music to work to, and probably dance to? Not great if you want to do a singalong.
4
Dec 03 2022
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Rain Dogs
Tom Waits
A scary drunk (ghost?) pirate wanders into a haunted house, sits down at the piano, and orders another whiskey
5
Dec 04 2022
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Devil Without A Cause
Kid Rock
Hmmm... On the one hand this really isn't that bad. I think most of the exuberant 1-star reviews are really over-reacting.
On the other hand, it's also not very good. And the whole sexist racist neofascist antiscience thing makes me not feel like defending it at all. Like, this isn't a hill I'm going to die on.
2
Dec 05 2022
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The Notorious Byrd Brothers
The Byrds
Far out dude now pass me a doobie man before this shit gets heavy
3
Dec 06 2022
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Tres Hombres
ZZ Top
2.5 stars for the album 0.5 stars for the beards.
It's not the greatest thing ever but it's ZZ Top I can't give them less than 3 it would be a crime.
I like La Grange, who doesn't?!
3
Dec 07 2022
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Nowhere
Ride
My least favorite genre in my least favorite decade from my least favorite country on this list!
I literally avoided this for days!
My expectations were so low that I actually kind of come off impressed by this. It's alright.
2
Dec 08 2022
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The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
I went down a big NIN hole a few years ago. One could call it a spiral. This was never my favorite of their albums, and I think it sags in the middle, but it's still great. The opening and ending are good enough to bang this up to a 4 at least.
4
Dec 09 2022
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Hearts And Bones
Paul Simon
Maybe the weakest Paul Simon effort on this list but it is still a Paul Simon effort on this list.
It grows in the listening though. The back half is way better than the front (a rarity!)
4
Dec 10 2022
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If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
The Mamas & The Papas
This album is so good it makes me want to surreptitiously break into a policeman's house so that I can clean his fish tank, replace his soaps and towels, and slowly buy him larger and larger stuffed animals at a pace that he never quite notices.
5
Dec 11 2022
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Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder
What's to say? This album is so great that I didn't even mind it being a double LP + an EP.
Some of his greatest hits as well as some that should be greatest hits.
I didn't want it to end! Always happy to spend time with Steven Wonder
5
Dec 12 2022
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Public Image: First Issue
Public Image Ltd.
1001 Post-Punk Albums You Don't Really Need to Hear Before You Die, Or Ever, Really.
2
Dec 13 2022
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Grace
Jeff Buckley
If there's one thing the author of this book loves more than post punk it's boring white men singing Hallelujah
3
Dec 14 2022
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Music From The Penguin Cafe
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
A cool mix of folky music that blends in a lot of Eno's ambient ideas.
Would get a 4, or maybe even a 5, from me if not for the few times that it veers into "1970s New York Performance Art Piece"; this trend is at its worst on "Milk"
P.s. Happy #700!
3
Dec 15 2022
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Before And After Science
Brian Eno
Two Eno projects in a row, what are the odds!
Not my favorite Eno (or Eno-adjacent) outing. It's a little too mainstream and "normal" for me. He is at his best when he is at his most quirky, and I love all his ambient albums.
As usual, I think this gets credit for sounding like the 80s in 1977.
Considering the somewhat mediocre albums I've had this week, I think this gets another bump for just not being more of that.
4
Dec 16 2022
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Violator
Depeche Mode
Wow! Who would have thunk that Depeche Mode would put out an album this good over a decade into their career?
Very synth-wave and 80s, but in a way that is more mature, developed, and new. You can hear how the genre is evolving into a new decade. If not for Grunge, Hip Hop, and the other major 90s movements superseding this sound, one can imagine many more 90s albums having a sound like this.
A happy little discovery, and this is coming from someone who would not consider themselves a DM fan.
4
Dec 17 2022
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Untitled (Black Is)
SAULT
You can tell within about 10 seconds that this is going to be a kickass album.
And then it is!
This is not usually my genre but I was completely in the pocket for Sault. Put some Sault on my fries! I want more!
4
Dec 18 2022
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Steve McQueen
Prefab Sprout
This album asks the very brave and original question: what if music were boring and kind of bad?
The answer may surprise you.
Shout out the most cringe-inducing British band name ever
2
Dec 19 2022
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Hot Fuss
The Killers
This list went ahead and assigned me this album like I haven't had it in heavy weekly rotation for 18 years running
5
Dec 20 2022
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Like A Prayer
Madonna
Enjoyable if not wholly original disposable 80s pop. I think Madonna is underrated nowadays, and I think younger people don't really get just how massive she was.
But also it's just fine. She ain't reinventing the wheel here.
3
Dec 21 2022
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New York Dolls
New York Dolls
NYD are like the granddaddies of everything I like in music, and are badass in their own right. I’ll take all of it you got.
4
Dec 22 2022
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Sister
Sonic Youth
What if Rock music were kind of fuzzy?
3
Dec 23 2022
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Synchronicity
The Police
Hey this Sting sure knows his stuff
Not my favorite Police tracks but I like what they do so I’ll give it a pass
4
Dec 24 2022
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In It For The Money
Supergrass
A somewhat unique entry on the list of 1,001. You see, THIS album is an incredibly generic offering by a forgettable Britpop band of the 80s-90s.
Unlike many other albums on this list, this one is completely justified in being here and I am glad that I was made to listen to it. It definitely wasn't a false promise that it would be enjoyable.
2
Dec 25 2022
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People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
A Tribe Called Quest
Some of the compositions overstay their welcome but overall this is smooth AS FUCK hip hop and I needed it today
4
Dec 26 2022
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Bone Machine
Tom Waits
Sometimes you don’t know why an album has the title it has, but that’s not the case here.
Tom made a machine out of bones. A bone machine. And then he plays it for you and you suffer eternal damnation.
4
Dec 27 2022
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The Healer
John Lee Hooker
The kinda blues where you’re so horny you gotta sit on a rocking chair and rock real fast and make up a blues song about how you’re doing the horny rocking chair dance
4
Dec 28 2022
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Real Life
Magazine
For a band that’s considered one of the best post-punk bands, in a genre that was supposed to be really groundbreaking in the 80s… this sure sounds a lot like what Syd Barrett was doing in the early 60s
3
Dec 29 2022
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Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
I think this might be the most definitive album of the entire 1990s?
It certainly evokes what the 90s *felt* like more than any other album, for me.
If I had to knock it for something, it would be that a lot of the songs are a bit same-y. Similar tempos, rhythms, and musical compositions. But it's a winning formula and I never got sick of it.
Probably closer to 4 than 5, but I've had some really dogshit albums for almost 2 weeks straight, so I'm high on this right now!
5
Dec 30 2022
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Since I Left You
The Avalanches
Some chill hip hop beats to work/study to
4
Dec 31 2022
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Innervisions
Stevie Wonder
Unlike a lot of the repeat offenders in this list, I’m never mad when more Stevie pops up.
Is this album sufficiently different from any of his other ones? Thus necessitating its inclusion on this list? No.
Does it still slap balls? Yes.
4
Jan 01 2023
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Chicago Transit Authority
Chicago
Great way to end the year, my second year doing this! Only one to go...
I don't know if I've ever listened to this entire album before. I'm a big Chicago fan, but am more familiar with slightly later stuff.
This album rocks a lot more than their later works, and even veers into the slightly avant garde.
Happy it's on here.
4
Jan 02 2023
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Leftism
Leftfield
Thievery Corporation upside. A pretty good time! Happy new year
4
Jan 03 2023
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Abraxas
Santana
Black Magic Woman and Oye Como Va back to back?!?!
THEN A WHOLE REST OF AN ALBUM?
Santana, you really shouldn't have.
5
Jan 04 2023
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Scum
Napalm Death
I can’t fully hate a band who has the audacity to put a four second track on an album with a straight face
2
Jan 05 2023
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Treasure
Cocteau Twins
Entirely pleasant with moments that achieve a "greater than the sum of its parts" feel.
Sort of telling that the wikipedia page for this entry says that it's "regarded as one of their worst albums".
BUT HEY IT'S UK POST PUNK NEW WAVE BS SO CHUCK IT ON HERE
3
Jan 06 2023
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Brothers
The Black Keys
Love me some Rust Belt Rock.
I associate this with college a lot. This album is so full of bangers!
If I'm being really critical then I'd say this drags a bit near the end. But also I got Scum by Napalm Death this week so Black Keys is an easy 5 by comparison.
5
Jan 07 2023
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Ágætis Byrjun
Sigur Rós
I’ve loved this album ever since I tracked it down after hearing Starálfur in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. I was a weird kid.
Still love that movie and this song. Makes me teary eyed. The rest of the album never hits that height, but is still a blast, mixing ethereal sounds with post-rock, jazz, and all kinds of goofy sounds.
4
Jan 08 2023
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
An eclectic mix of 90s rock sounds. Sometimes it's generic 90s rock, sometimes it sounds grungy, sometimes it sounds like proto-pop punk, sometimes it goes into nu-metal.
It's always pretty interesting.
I like that Billy Corrigan doesn't have what you'd call a traditionally "good" singing voice. But that doesn't stop him! He hits all the right notes, and he sings with confidence, and that more than makes up for having such an odd timber.
But for the love of god why is it over two hours??!?
This should truly be a 3.5 or even slightly higher, but compared to my last few days of excellent albums, I really cannot round up to the 4. Plus I refuse to give such a long album a pass!
3
Jan 09 2023
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Roots
Sepultura
If one has to listen to death metal, I think one can do a lot worse than Sepultura. This album especially.
We get a lot of the tropes that I find challenging to listen to, but we also get the following:
-Clear vocalizations! I can understand what they're saying! And they're mad!
-Clear guitar melodies. The distortion is heavy, but not so heavy as to mask incompetent playing. These fellows know how to riff!
-Unique and interesting compositions! They utilize a lot of indigenous sounds and chants from Brazil, giving this album a sound that could only have come from there!
Way to go guys. I don't need to listen to this again, and it was way too long, but I'm glad I was here for it.
3
Jan 10 2023
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Qui sème le vent récolte le tempo
MC Solaar
Very smooth and VERY French, laid on top of some smooth, buttery beats.
Je l'aime bien!
4
Jan 11 2023
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Born To Be With You
Dion
What a fuckin' NERD
This is the most middle of the road album I’ve ever heard. It’s so middle of the road, it should be titled “Dashed Yellow Lines”
3
Jan 12 2023
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Snivilisation
Orbital
Like a dank funky version of a Mr Scruff record. I loved every second of this goofy time
4
Jan 13 2023
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Tubular Bells
Mike Oldfield
Dangit 5 stars, no notes.
Weird in the right ways, creative in the right ways, silly in the right ways.
Prog rock isn't for everyone, and this is sort of a Prog Rock Ur-text.
Kinda wild that he basically revolutionized prog rock AND horror movie soundtracks
5
Jan 14 2023
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Street Life
The Crusaders
Bitchin smooth jazz that sometimes veers a bit too far into Weather Channel Jazz
4
Jan 15 2023
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Exile In Guyville
Liz Phair
The 90s were cool. You could just be kind of an acerbic white lady with a guitar and sing about how you hate blowjobs or whatever and you could have a hit record on your hands!
Let's go back to the 90s.
3
Jan 16 2023
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Colour By Numbers
Culture Club
Love supporting my LGBTQ+ friends, but 1 banger and a bunch of snoozers does not an essential album make.
3
Jan 17 2023
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Entertainment
Gang Of Four
A fine album that is very fine. A rare instance of the second half being miles ahead of the first.
I like these boys! I think I'm feeling more of a 3.5 on this, but considering the last handful of ratings I've given, I have to go 4. It's better than a lot of my 3's lately.
4
Jan 18 2023
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The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
These weird robot people simultaneously invented electronic music, techno music, and also what the kids are no calling "Vapor Wave".
Jeeze guys take a day off and go to the beach or something.
Real fans prefer the German version B-)
5
Jan 19 2023
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Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
I mean it’s Genesis what do you want me to do give them less than 5? Not in this century bud
5
Jan 20 2023
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It's A Shame About Ray
The Lemonheads
I can see why a lot of people don't like this, and I can also acknowledge that it's not very impressive on a technical or production level.
But, it hits my nostalgia centers so hard. I didn't even listen to this band growing up, but this sound is what my childhood sounded like. It's attacking all the soft spots in my brain and I am powerless to resist.
Isn't that what music is, anyway? Something that tickles your brain and activates your memories?
4
Jan 21 2023
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White Blood Cells
The White Stripes
Maybe their best album?
Meg rocks so hard on this.
5
Jan 22 2023
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Electric Warrior
T. Rex
Fun and sexy and funky. There's a reason Bowie was in love with Bolan.
5
Jan 23 2023
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Is This It
The Strokes
I always think I'm going to like The Strokes more than I end up doing. I think I confuse them with The Shins?
Either way, this album is good. Great even. It's just not as good as I think it is.
BUT THAT COVER MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE I AM GOING TO CALL MY LOCAL GOVERNMENT REPRESENTATIVE ABOUT IT
4
Jan 24 2023
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Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Eurythmics
This list includes a lot of albums that ultimately boil down to "they were a one hit wonder and this album is the song that the one hit was on". You get one very famous track and a lot of useless filler. By the end of the album you wonder why it was included on the list at all, what you're doing with your life, and if you should maybe call your therapist.
But this album isn't that! This album is actually great! Sweet Dreams (Is Maybe This Album's Lamest Track).
4
Jan 25 2023
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Bert Jansch
Bert Jansch
What if Bob Dylan were Scottish and didn't haven an annoying voice?
3
Jan 26 2023
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Connected
Stereo MC's
Would you like to listen to smooth grooves for about an hour? Because that's what this is.
4
Jan 27 2023
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Purple Rain
Prince
I really don't get Prince, and nearly half these songs were just a bit too chaotic for me. Lots of screeching and screaming and random sound effects.
But Doves Cry and Purple Rain are all time bops, so I think it evens out.
3
Jan 28 2023
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Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
Muse is a band I was only vaguely familiar with and for some reason just assumed I didn’t like.
But fuck this thing rocks so hard. It owns bones.
5
Jan 29 2023
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Larks' Tongues In Aspic
King Crimson
This album's name is BAD
This album's music is FINE
At times it gets kind of prog rocky, and that's GOOD. At other times it does this ambient Brian Eno but in China thing which is VERY GOOD.
At other times it's generic 70s stoner crap and that's BAD.
3
Jan 30 2023
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Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols
Sex Pistols
Punk rock by committee. Focus grouped, polled, tested, branded, and marketed to sell clothing and other sponsored products.
Over-produced and safe. When you frame it that way, this is really better than it has any right to be!
3.75
4
Jan 31 2023
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The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
Come for the gnome, stay for Gerald.
I love this goofy little album but it’s a pretty deep cut vis a vis Pink Floyd. Weird that it’s on here tbh.
4
Feb 01 2023
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La Revancha Del Tango
Gotan Project
I've had this album on HEAVY rotation for the last 20 years. I'm absolutely tickled that it made the list. Hey, one fewer scottish new wave post punk boy album!
5
Feb 02 2023
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You Want It Darker
Leonard Cohen
First thought: dammit not more Leonard Cohen.
Second thought: this rules.
I love haunted old men with broken, ruined voices and filthy souls
4
Feb 03 2023
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Ctrl
SZA
A friend of mine turned me onto SZA like two weeks ago and now she's popping up here! What a coincidence.
I think her newer stuff is better than this, but it's all pretty good. Chill hip hop. Smooth as butter.
Just don't let your grandma hear you listening to it
3
Feb 04 2023
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Who's Next
The Who
Still don't really get what the big deal is with The Who.
I didn't before and I still don't too.
3
Feb 05 2023
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There's No Place Like America Today
Curtis Mayfield
Just fine. Another fine release from Curtis. Lacks the appeal of Supafly, but I'll give it a 3 as well.
3
Feb 06 2023
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Imagine
John Lennon
John takes a break from beating his family to shit out one of the most overrated boomer anthems of all time
2
Feb 07 2023
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The Yes Album
Yes
Do I like prog rock? YES
Do I like YES? YES
Do I like this album? SURE
3
Feb 08 2023
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Too Rye Ay
Dexys Midnight Runners
Unremarkable but pleasant and listenable. Every song kinda feels like come on Eileen.
But there’s a ton of shit on this list and I’d happily take more of this
3
Feb 09 2023
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World Clique
Deee-Lite
Pure 90s dance joy.
Fun and happy, evoking such a specific time and place.
I know that hip hop's origins are several years before this, but this specific album feels like such a transition. It's halfway between disco and hip hop in the perfect way.
Can't go full five; it becomes a bit repetitive. Would need to revisit.
4
Feb 10 2023
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Queens of the Stone Age
Queens of the Stone Age
Only the best in Butt Rock
2
Feb 11 2023
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Nothing's Shocking
Jane's Addiction
Jane is addicted.... to bad music
2
Feb 12 2023
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Eagles
Eagles
I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke I won't make a Big Lebowski joke
3
Feb 13 2023
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Stankonia
OutKast
Not nearly as good as Speakerboxxx Love Below...
Still don't like skits on albums...
But undeniably charming, and some good bangers on here.
3
Feb 14 2023
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All Directions
The Temptations
Did you know that The Temptations were some of the all time greats? I did
5
Feb 15 2023
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Apocalypse Dudes
Turbonegro
Do you want fun, energetic rock riffs while a bunch of goofy dudes say words like 'anus' and 'motherfucker'?
Because that's what this is.
Don't threaten me with a good time!
4
Feb 16 2023
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Mask
Bauhaus
Oh thank god I was worried there wasn't anymore british post-punk on this list.
Pretty enjoyable all told.
3
Feb 17 2023
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Tuesday Night Music Club
Sheryl Crow
This album deserves to be on the list of albums you must here because it’s important to learn (or be reminded) about the absolute wasteland of 90s adult alternative music.
Creatively bankrupt and musically destitute. This album just sort of happens and before you know it it’s over. It doesn’t offend anyone because it doesn’t say anything.
At least it’s not U2
2
Feb 18 2023
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The Soft Bulletin
The Flaming Lips
The Flaming Lips were the first band I ever discovered "on my own". It wasn't something my parents listened to and it wasn't something my friends told me about. Yoshimi was my first love, and I couldn't get enough. I heard on the early internet (The E.I.) that some people thought this album was EVEN BETTER than Yoshimi! I had to get my hands on it.
I was obsessed with this from about 2002 to 2004. It is still great, but I acknowledge that I am the opposite of whatever Objective is.
5
Feb 19 2023
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I Am a Bird Now
Antony and the Johnsons
Haunting; full of pain, pleasure, and beauty.
I think Anhoni may have been my first exposure to a trans person. I discovered this album shortly after it came out and was completely captivated by it.
Still love it today. I think it has aged very well!
5
Feb 20 2023
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Neon Bible
Arcade Fire
A great album from a great band with great songs and great music and a great album cover YOU'RE WELCOME
4
Feb 21 2023
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Birth Of The Cool
Miles Davis
Does what it says on the tin.
One of the greatest recordings of all time. What more do you want?
5
Feb 22 2023
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Nebraska
Bruce Springsteen
Without a doubt the best Springsteen album this last has forced me to listen to.
3
Feb 23 2023
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You're Living All Over Me
Dinosaur Jr.
An exciting down and dirty energy runs throughout this album. It is fun, kinetic, and low-fi in all the right ways.
Contender for worst cover art of all time, though.
4
Feb 24 2023
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Fire Of Love
The Gun Club
Yes! More punk, less post-punk!
Kind of rides the line of punk and rock-a-billy. Doesn't overstay its welcome. Toes the line of anger and goofiness.
Love it!
4
Feb 25 2023
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Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
I love dad music and I'm here to say, this album will get played on another day!
4
Feb 26 2023
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Seventh Tree
Goldfrapp
Kind of like what you'd hear in a jazz lounge on Deep Space 9.
Silky smooth vocals over fun beats.
BIG FAN.
4
Feb 27 2023
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More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
One of my least favorite albums from my favorite band.
Still... it's Talking Heads...
5
Feb 28 2023
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Queen II
Queen
Ah Queen. My first favorite band.
Queen has always been, and in many ways remains, extremely popular. Liking Queen is kind of like liking Star Wars. It doesn't make you cool or unique or nerdy. They're one of the biggest bands of all time.
That being said, I feel like most of Queen's fame and notoriety comes from their middle years. The Stadium Rock Anthem belters, occasionally veering into weird artsy stuff.
For as big of a band as they are, I feel like their early years and later years are underrated.
Queen II is a Queen in transition. They are still finding out who they are, and that is Queen in a very interesting place.
Queen II is a dark fantasy, something clearly created by young art students. Fairies! Ogres! Queens! They get a lot of their imagery and philosophies form the early days of prog rock, but their musical sensibility is much more hardcore than the boops and beeps of Yes. An early mantra for the band was "No synthesizers. Ever" (This lasted until Freddie changed his mind).
You can hear the beginnings of their Rock Opera mentality in pieces like White Queen and The March of the Black Queen. They're almost the Queen everyone knows, but they're still trying on different outfits.
I also REALLY enjoy the B-side of See What a Fool I've Been. We get a great glimpse into the "what if" or "sliding doors" scenario of a Queen that pulls more influence from Led Zeppelin (and Black American Blues music by extension).
Anyway it's a perennial favorite.
5
Mar 01 2023
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Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
This is an album I listened to that went into my ears and that I heard. I solemnly swear.
It was neither good, nor bad. It just was.
3
Mar 02 2023
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Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix
Jimi shreds.
An album with as many hits as misses.
His tragedy, resulting in too little music from a genius, means that we all hold up what little we do have as precious. I hate to bag on this because it's freaking Jimi Hendrix but honestly if he had lived another 50 years this album would be completely forgotten.
3
Mar 03 2023
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Gris Gris
Dr. John
I'm so glad I wasn't alive during the 60s.
Some interesting ideas here but ultimately just a stupid waste of time
2
Mar 04 2023
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3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul
A good time for everyone and it feels a little too perfect to be assigned this album on its 34th anniversary
4
Mar 05 2023
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I Against I
Bad Brains
Hey this is great. We need more Black punk music.
Silly fun angry fast and rocking. And it's barely half an hour! Checks basically all my boxes.
4
Mar 06 2023
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Maverick A Strike
Finley Quaye
Perfectly passable as a reggae album. It's a little weird that he's a Scottish person of Ghanaian descent doing a Jamaican impression. Feels like he's trying to get away with something. Which would be fine if it were great, but it's just okay.
Top track by a country mile is Ride On and Turn the People On
3
Mar 07 2023
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Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
Sad that Rockit isn't on this album, but Herbie Hancock is a lean, mean, jazz machine who can row my boat any day.
This gets 5 stars for Chameleon alone, nearly loses a star for the more bebop parts of Sly, and then gets its star back in Vein Melter.
5
Mar 08 2023
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The Gershwin Songbook
Ella Fitzgerald
Unsure if this was supposed to be the entire Songbook as the text says, or just the Greatest Hits as the picture showed.
Luckily, I love Ella, so I was perfectly happy to listen to the entire book.
I tend to prefer my jazz without vocals, but I'll ALWAYS make an exception for Ella. She and her velvety voice are perfect.
5
Mar 09 2023
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Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Oh they are a Doors cover band
In the end a lot of fun, but not what I expected from their name.
4
Mar 10 2023
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Teenager Of The Year
Frank Black
An album of fun songs that’s just a bit too long. Enough variety to keep it interesting. Definitely WAY better than the album cover would indicate
3
Mar 11 2023
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Emergency On Planet Earth
Jamiroquai
A fun sexy jazzy funky time.
Any time that Bari honks I am cackling
4
Mar 12 2023
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evermore
Taylor Swift
This album doesn’t deserve 5 stars but I’m just so in the pocket for Taylor Swift I can’t help it.
PLUS she’s a lil cutie
5
Mar 13 2023
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At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
The energy in this is a lot of fun, but do we need TWO Johnny Cash "Prison Albums? on the list?
I would argue we don't. When compared to Folsom, this recording is much shorter, includes a lot more chat and a lot less music. Fully 20% of the songs are the San Quentin song on repeat!!!
Just pales in comparison to Folsom in every way. On its own this may be a 4, but on this list it cannot be higher than a 3.
3
Mar 14 2023
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Marcus Garvey
Burning Spear
I'm sure bad reggae album exists but thankfully I have not heard one.
5
Mar 15 2023
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Feast of Wire
Calexico
Somewhere between Wilco, a Mariachi Band, and a soundtrack to a western.
I. Was. Here. For. It.
4
Mar 16 2023
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Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Wilco
An all time favorite from me
5
Mar 17 2023
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Follow The Leader
Korn
This is very mediocre but it's far from the worst thing on this list.
As with anything even remotely close to the metal genre this was SO UNBELIEVABLY LONG
2
Mar 18 2023
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The Cars
The Cars
Another case of where the band basically put out a greatest hits album for their first album.
Incredible.
Not my favorite songs or my favorite band, but the sheer talent and staying power of all these songs is undeniable. The fact that it's their first attempt at an album is ridiculous.
5
Mar 19 2023
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Teen Dream
Beach House
The kind of music you'd hear at a beach house in 2010.
Liked it a lot didn't love it. Like a 3.8 but I'll round up since I also listened to Korn today
4
Mar 20 2023
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What's Going On
Marvin Gaye
Still fun, still sexy.
Well, maybe a little less fun.
4
Mar 21 2023
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Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival
CCR no notes
5
Mar 22 2023
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Street Signs
Ozomatli
Great mix of world music sounds and grooves.
A good choice of music to work or clean the house to.
4
Mar 23 2023
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The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
Nice voice good beats good grooves good samples. A good album!
Any time Mary J Blige shows up my ears hurt. Do not like that artist!
3
Mar 24 2023
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Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan
Happy 800.
My 7th (!) Bob Dylan album on this list. I've come to realize that I think that Bob is INCREDIBLY overrated. His voice is truly awful, and his songs are simplistic boomer garbage.
But a few of his songs are absolutely undeniable and this album features a bunch of them, so I guess this is a wash.
3
Mar 25 2023
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Parklife
Blur
The definition of fine.
Look if you come from a culture where ketchup is too spicy and the only side dish you can handle is "mushy peas" then this music probably blows your fucking mind.
3
Mar 26 2023
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Doggystyle
Snoop Dogg
I've always thought Snoop has a smooth, pleasant voice and a buttery, rich flow. This album does not change my mind.
Gin and Juice is still a classic of the genre. Lots of these songs are very fun, and I hate to sound like an old, but the horrific misogyny gets hard to listen to after a point
3
Mar 27 2023
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(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
It's a meme now but listen Wonderwall is still a great song. So are a lot of these other songs! Against my better judgement I liked this album and was sad when it was over!
4
Mar 28 2023
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Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor
Lupe Fiasco
A fun rappy time. Kind of a Will Smith album for the new millennium (in an alternate reality where we aren't living in the Willennium, of course)...
I like Lupe's rhymes and I like the perspective of someone a bit different (Chicago Muslim) than a lot of other rappers who are (vaguely) east/west coast christians.
4
Mar 29 2023
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Third
Portishead
This is the kind of music you can put on for like 12 hours and sort of just forget about.
I mean that in the best possible way.
I couldn't remotely hum any of the songs, and I can't imagine being like "let's go to a Portishead concert"...
But I loved it!
5
Mar 30 2023
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American Gothic
David Ackles
Exactly like all the other vaguely weird vaguely boring 70s crooners that are on this list. They are indecipherable from one another
2
Mar 31 2023
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Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys
Easy to see how this influenced a lot of rock in the late 2000s and early 2010s on both sides of the pond.
All meat, no fat! An album that hits hard and doesn't overstay its welcome. High 4 for me, but not quite a 5.
4
Apr 01 2023
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
Half all time best Elton John bangers half forgettable shit that you WILL forget.
4
Apr 02 2023
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Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.
The Blueprint
4
Apr 03 2023
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Meat Puppets II
Meat Puppets
Some goofy dudes noodling around.
At their best they sound like Nirvana, which doesn't surprise me given their influence on Nirvana.
At their worst they sound like Some goofy dudes noodling around. Which is what they are.
3
Apr 04 2023
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Bongo Rock
Incredible Bongo Band
I came here to listen to bongos and kick ass.
5
Apr 05 2023
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Wild Gift
X
Fuck if I don't love music like this.
Never knew about X before but now I need more!
5
Apr 06 2023
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Gunfighter Ballads And Trail Songs
Marty Robbins
This is a cracking album with some of the best the genre ever had to offer. I think this also might be the oldest album I've come across so far (#813 for me).
It's a shame this guy was a bigoted asshole. It makes me not want to give the album 5 stars, but also he's dead and in hell so who cares
5
Apr 07 2023
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Playing With Fire
Spacemen 3
Most of the album sounds like early David Bowie which would be cool if this album didn't come 25 years *after* early David Bowie.
The track "Suicide" sounds a lot like the band Suicide, which doule be cool if this album didn't come 12 years *after* Suicide.
Spacemen 3? More like Derivative 3
2
Apr 08 2023
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The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Sleepy time honk shoo album of the year
2
Apr 09 2023
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Manassas
Stephen Stills
Definitely sounds like an a Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young album. Or an album by one of them individually.
Giants of folky rock. A good time! A little overlong.
4
Apr 10 2023
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The Rising
Bruce Springsteen
I suppose I must give credit where credit is due, in that Bruce is branching out her and playing with some different musical styles. Some of these songs sound a bit different from your average Bruce Springsteen song!
Unfortunately he is still a horrible songwriter, trash musician, and has a moldy garbage can voice.
This list needs to stop forcing Bruce onto me. It's not going to happen.
2
Apr 11 2023
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The Fat Of The Land
The Prodigy
90s Brit Electronic music.
What does that evoke for you?
That sound you heard in your head is this album. It's fine!
3
Apr 12 2023
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Liquid Swords
GZA
One of the all time greats.
I think this thing basically earns 4/5 stars just for its intro.
The flow on this thing is out of control, and I feel like (being whatever the opposite of an expert on rap is) it really ushered in a new era for the genre.
A favorite for many years.
5
Apr 13 2023
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25
Adele
My esteem for Adele has only grown over the years, but weirdly I remember this being a better album. Hello is a classic, and I really like Send My Love (To Your New Lover). The rest of the album is kind of easy to dismiss, for me. I guess I prefer 21! I need to get around to listening to 30. Maybe after I finish this list in 6 months
4
Apr 14 2023
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16 Lovers Lane
The Go-Betweens
Reminds me of A House, one of my all time favorite bands.
I really liked this! Like... a lot!
Not ready to go full 5, but I could see myself bumping it up to 5 in a year.
4
Apr 15 2023
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Live And Dangerous
Thin Lizzy
I like live albums with lots of energy! I like the songs I know! I like people named Lizzie!
4
Apr 16 2023
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Reggatta De Blanc
The Police
fuck the police... but not THESE police.
Who knew that their non-hits were so... quirky??
An enjoyable time. Sting knows how to sing and how to structure a song.
Not sure if the album lives up to its promise of "White Reggae", but maybe the white reggae was the friends we made along the way.
It's a high 3 for me, but I've been giving out too many 4s lately, so a 3 it shall be.
3
Apr 17 2023
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Crazysexycool
TLC
Effortlessly cool in a way that almost makes me mad.
These girls are the best.
Minus one star for the toilet flushing sound which is so gross. Glad I didn't have this on headphones.
4
Apr 18 2023
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Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Neil Young is one of those guys where you always know exactly what you're going to get. I can see how that would annoy some people (it annoys me with a lot of artists!) but with Young I'm just like "this is great!"
Down by the River is the album's highlight and, I assume, the reason the album was included on the list. Great vibes.
4
Apr 19 2023
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American Beauty
Grateful Dead
Never really listened to Grateful Dead. It's nice! A little more country than I was expecting. The softest of rocks.
3
Apr 20 2023
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Amnesiac
Radiohead
There is a very fine line for me between Radiohead being good/enjoyable/unique and Radiohead being so far up their own ass that they cannot see the sunshine.
This album jussssstt squeaks into the first category for me. I loved it! More this and less OK Computer please
4
Apr 21 2023
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Pieces Of The Sky
Emmylou Harris
It's hard not to compare Emmylou to Dolly Parton. They have a similar vocal style, play in the same genre, and literally sing each other's songs.
This is not a fair comparison for Emmylou, because Dolly wins it every single time. But I think that says more about Dolly (and me) than it does about Emmylou.
On her own, she's pretty great! A lot of these songs are enjoyable, especially the ones where she talks about BEING DRUNK. Hell yeah, Emmylou, tie one on with me.
4
Apr 22 2023
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London Calling
The Clash
Don’t like the clash? Fuck you!
5
Apr 23 2023
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Our Aim Is To Satisfy
Red Snapper
A grooving cool smoky smooth soundscape of beats and samples.
A great time!
Don't listen to "The Rough and the Quick" if your grandmother is around.
4
Apr 24 2023
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Water From An Ancient Well
Abdullah Ibrahim
I've been a huge fan of the Abdullah Ibrahim Trio for years, so this is right up my alley.
Love the sad, sassy trombone on the title track.
4
Apr 25 2023
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Darklands
The Jesus And Mary Chain
What if you were too bored to actually play any music on the day you were meant to play music but then in a serious of hilarious coincidences you accidentally recorded yourself being bored and then the recording studio saved it, pressed it, released it, and then 35 years later some dickhead put it on a list?
2
Apr 26 2023
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Harvest
Neil Young
One of the best albums of all time. That's the review.
By total chance I've had several Young albums in the last chunk albums, as well as albums by Stills, and an album by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. Will my last 100 just be albums by this combination of people? I'm okay with that.
5
Apr 27 2023
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Fear and Whiskey
Mekons
I listened to this about 12 hours ago and I couldn't tell you a single thing about it. I think it was okay?
2
Apr 28 2023
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Stripped
Christina Aguilera
My wife told me that if I didn't give this 5 stars she would leave me.
But I think I would have given it 5 anyway. Even as someone who didn't think they were an Xtina fan, and didn't know any of her songs, this album is full of iconic songs that were ubiquitous in the early 2000s. Her voice is undeniable, and she toes the line of R&B without being too grating on the ears like some R&B artists on this list.
Soooo I think I would have given it 5 anyway. But we'll never know.
5
Apr 29 2023
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Music
Madonna
Pretty ostentatious to name your album "music", as if to encompass all music.
Also, how does one talk about this album?
"Have you heard music?" "yes, of course" "no, I mean Madonna's music" "like a virgin? yes" "no, I mean her album music" "yes she puts her music on albums" "no"
All jokes aside this is pretty bog standard pop music. This is probably the worst of the 3 albums by her I've come across on this list (so far?), but it's inoffensive.
Except for her cover of American Pie. That shit was a war crime.
2
Apr 30 2023
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Goodbye And Hello
Tim Buckley
I love to bag on the author of this list for all the 80s/90s british post-punk/british new wave. Because it's funny how like fully 25% of the albums on this list, which is supposed to encompass the entire world and a century of recorded music, is so one-note.
But while I get tired of those albums because there are just so many of them, the music itself is generally pretty enjoyable. I like them all just fine.
What we really need to start talking about is the author's obsession with BAD 60s/70s singer-songwriter folky bullshit like this asshole. This album is so bad and so hack and I feel like I have to listen to essentially this exact album at least once a month on here.
All the lyrics are about fair maidens and knights and also about like protesting nuclear war or some shit and there's fucking lutes and gtf-outta here with this nonsense.
2
May 01 2023
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Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Soft Cell
Tainted Love and Several Other Worse Songs That Sound Like Tainted Love
2
May 02 2023
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Konnichiwa
Skepta
Grime is a fun genre and this is a good album.
As with most rap, I really don't need the skits. I get it, it's a fundamental part of the genre. But really, I cannot imagine a single person on the planet earth who is like "oh yeah I loved that skit off that rap album"
CUT EM OUT OF ALL RAP ALBUMS
4
May 03 2023
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Hot Rats
Frank Zappa
Zappa is one of those people I feel like I should be a bigger fan of but never full clicks with me.
I never "want" to listen to more.
I listened to this. It was great! Like... really good! And yet my first instinct after the album was over was to go listen to Gordon Lightfoot (rip), and not more Zappa.
I am waffling between 3 and 4 here. I think my brain says 3, since it didn't connect with me that much, but my heart is saying 4 because I know it's great and I think the fault lies within my stars.
4
May 04 2023
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Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
Loretta Lynn
This list has really cemented for me how absolutely in the pocket I am for 60s country/western music in general, but specifically 60s country/western music from powerful women who hate their drunk husbands.
5
May 05 2023
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Bug
Dinosaur Jr.
Another fun album from Dinosaur Jr. This one sounds ahead of its time in that it's pure 90s, despite coming out in 88.
This reminded me a lot of early Flaming Lips (who I love), but I suppose that these guys pre-date them. Nice!
4
May 06 2023
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Your Arsenal
Morrissey
More like "Your Arsehole"
Has anyone done this yet?
I always like his music more than I think I will, but he's just such an enormous knobhead. Even if I didn't know he was a knobhead, he eminates knobhead energy so strongly in his lyrics and vocals.
3
May 07 2023
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The Beach Boys Today!
The Beach Boys
This is a great album because I am able to like the Beach Boys for exactly 28 minutes per day.
3
May 08 2023
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Infected
The The
Sometimes The The reminds me of They Might Be Giants. Sometimes The The reminds of me Oingo Boingo.
Either way, I win! This was such a great little album.
5
May 09 2023
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Emperor Tomato Ketchup
Stereolab
Good name album. Good album art. Just find music. It's very French and even if I hadn't read the blurb I think it's Frenchness would have been apparent.
Not bad!
3
May 10 2023
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Fuzzy Logic
Super Furry Animals
Fuzzy, Furry, Funny fun.
Sounds very 90s but it's all good.
A surprising amount of variety despite not jumping out of its genre too much.
3
May 11 2023
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Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit
Sure, it's mediocre, but at least it is unbearably long!
2
May 12 2023
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Rubber Soul
Beatles
For my money this is the Beatles' best album and that's saying something
5
May 13 2023
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The Bones Of What You Believe
CHVRCHES
Big Tegan and Sara energy
5
May 14 2023
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Live At Leeds
The Who
I find it odd that The Who are considered one of the giants of "classic rock" when they are, in my opinion, the absolute most generic version of classic rock that there is.
Perhaps it is the long association of their one song with CSI, but any time I hear their music I think it sounds like a royalty free track called "safe classic rock - good for car wash commercials"
And then this album has the added bonus of the boys bantering and coughing up phlegm into a mic while making jokes about "fornication". Really edgy stuff.
3
May 15 2023
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My Generation
The Who
More nice safe classic rock that wouldn't feel out of place on a denture commercial.
Rock and Roll! As featured on Young Sheldon.
This ain't your dad's rock and roll. Because it's your grandad's.
2
May 16 2023
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The Undertones
The Undertones
Fun punks having fun. Hard to hate on it!
4
May 17 2023
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I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight
Richard Thompson
A nice folky romp!
4
May 18 2023
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Fisherman's Blues
The Waterboys
Celtic and Folky and just wonderful.
Gonna knock a star for some of the tracks that are 9 minutes long and DONT NEED TO BE.
4
May 19 2023
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90
808 State
Really approximates what I assume being in a club in a middle-upperclass area of great London in 1989 was like.
You can practically smelly the LYNX
3
May 20 2023
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Sulk
The Associates
Sometimes sounds a bit like Bowie but most of the time sounds a bit like shit
2
May 21 2023
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Arrival
ABBA
Idk what was happening at schools in Sweden in the 70s but this feels inappropriate.
Lots of all time favorites on here, but a few duds. Ah well, at least it's not another scottish post punk band from the 80s!
4
May 22 2023
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Throwing Muses
Throwing Muses
Cool girls gone bad
4
May 23 2023
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Killing Joke
Killing Joke
This was fine. A bit post punk (boo) a bit industrial (yay) a bit fine.
3
May 24 2023
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Movies
Holger Czukay
This gets at least 2 stars just because of his bitching mustache.
The music itself is fine, good even! I think I liked this better than the actually Can album on the list (Future Days).
Wouldn't turn off if it came up on a playlist, but also probably wouldn't personally put it on a playlist.
THREE IS MY JUDGEMENT
3
May 25 2023
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If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Pogues
If I'm being brutally honest, this isn't quite as good of an album as Rum Sodomy & The Lash.
But... it has Fairytale of New York on it...
So five stars it is!
5
May 26 2023
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Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
Mudhoney
Not sure this is one of the 1,001 albums I needed to hear before I died, but that cover definitely belongs on the list of 1,001 Very Good Drawings Done By a 2 Year Old.
I just absolutely do not get the draw of any grunge that is not explicitly Nirvana.
2
May 27 2023
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Timeless
Goldie
For a record called Timeless this sure sounds like a playstation 1 racing game
2
May 28 2023
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Fear Of A Black Planet
Public Enemy
Righteous anger is cool and relevant and fun to listen to
5
May 29 2023
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They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
Liars
Kinda like NIN if they were weird and goofy.
I liked it! Don't know when I'd put it back on, so it gets a 3 instead of a 4. Hey, at least it isn't more post punk from the UK.
3
May 30 2023
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Trafalgar
Bee Gees
Sometimes there are albums on this list that I feel like are only here because they "subvert expectations".
When I saw The Bee Gees come up I thought "oh fun some disco to start my work week", and then this album was nice but it didn't sound like disco at all.
Cool, I guess, but is it revolutionary? Does it deserve to be in these ranks?
2
May 31 2023
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The Chronic
Dr. Dre
Getting this in the same run as a Public Enemy album makes this seem worse than it probably is.
Good beats and flow being hindered by juvenile lyrics and some truly awful skits.
I recognize the talent and the historical significance but I just wasn't feeling it today.
3
Jun 01 2023
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Eternally Yours
The Saints
Fun punky boys rippin and roaring around.
Punk particularly fits the Australian aesthetic in my mind (having never been).
4
Jun 02 2023
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Devotional Songs
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
You're not exactly gonna put it on during your morning commute, but this album rips
4
Jun 03 2023
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Black Metal
Venom
This hit the absolute sweet spot of metal for me. Harsh and gutteral without being unlistenable. Somewhere halfway between like Black Sabbath (love it but that’s just rock and roll) and Korn (no thanks!)
I also love how on the joke of their own act they were. Metal is supposed to be over the top and goofy with the satanic witch shit. Not up its own ass.
Really enjoyed it!
4
Jun 04 2023
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Gorillaz
Gorillaz
On heavy rotation for me from like middle school to college. I love there later stuff but kind of think they never topped Clint Eastwood
5
Jun 05 2023
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Guero
Beck
Another classic for younger me. I think the back half is a bit weaker but it was a fun revisit and still a strong album
4
Jun 06 2023
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Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
Bill Callahan
I like the tone of his voice and the slow haunting melodies. I feel like the product is worse than the sum of its parts, though. Something doesn’t fully click.
Good! Not great. High 3, really
3
Jun 07 2023
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Myths Of The Near Future
Klaxons
Feels like part of the British new wave of rock from the 2000s while also getting a bit more weird and wooly.
Sometimes it works and hits hard. Sometimes it’s abrasive and my ears are sad.
3
Jun 08 2023
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Beatles
Every Beatles album, when I’m listening to it, feels like it is unquestionably the best Beatles album.
That being said, I think this is unquestionably the best Beatles album.
5
Jun 09 2023
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Central Reservation
Beth Orton
This was an enjoyable album that is very much in the “solo female singer songwriter in the 90s” genre.
I don’t think this broke new ground really, but she’s got a nice folksy voice and I liked some of her darker compositions
3
Jun 10 2023
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Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
A lot of you have never accidentally recorded yourself having a nervous breakdown while on acid and IT SHOWS.
All kidding aside I liked this a lot for the artistic experiment of it all. A mind melting mix of rock, country, bepop, avant-garde spoken word, and proto punk rock. I can see how this influenced a generation. I can also see why most people hate it.
That being said, I’m not adding it to any playlists for summer block parties or anything.
3
Jun 11 2023
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Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
Another college favorite. Love the harmonies. This feels like an early entry in the 2010s folk revival trend, which I still love.
I will say that the songs get a bit samey near the end, and I found myself checking my watch. Which is saying something for a 39 minute album.
4
Jun 12 2023
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Honky Tonk Heroes
Waylon Jennings
Hell yeah Waylon sing me a sad song
4
Jun 13 2023
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Ghosteen
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Nick Cave continues to be the king of spooky sad vampire music.
In this one his sound scapes evolve into what I can only describe as “Division Bell-era Pink Floyd”. Which is one of my favorite PF eras!
Loved this, is what I’m saying
4
Jun 14 2023
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Floodland
Sisters Of Mercy
Some truly bog standard 80s synth wave/new wave. Your level of enjoyment with this really depends on how long you’ve been working through the list. I’m creating album 900, and I’ve definitely heard this exact album 50+ times now.
2
Jun 15 2023
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The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monáe
A fun and melodic mashup for an hour and change. A techno jazz odyssey!
5
Jun 16 2023
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Tarkus
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
On the one hand I like Prog rock and this album cover is so awesome.
On the other hand sometimes ELP goes too hard and I need them to slow down.
3
Jun 17 2023
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Green
R.E.M.
This list has really forced me to really reckon with whether I like REM or not. They’re on here like five times!
Turns out I do. Orange crush rules and the rest of the album ain’t half bad
4
Jun 18 2023
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Legalize It
Peter Tosh
DONT CRITICIZE IT
4
Jun 19 2023
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Back To Black
Amy Winehouse
I was so ready not to like this but it really kicks ass. Enjoyed it too to bottom. The Deluxe version has a bunch of ska/reggae tracks at the end! Even better
4
Jun 20 2023
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Rhythm Nation 1814
Janet Jackson
Another album I expected to be Meh on but I was totally grooving to this.
A bit overlong (idk why but the second an album hits 60 minutes I’m DONE) but a great intro to Jan Jack
4
Jun 21 2023
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Idlewild
Everything But The Girl
I assume that this album plays on repeat in suburban British dentist offices, and I will continue to assume that until I am definitely proven otherwise.
2
Jun 22 2023
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Another Green World
Brian Eno
A monumental classic.
After listening to this I went and listened to Brian Eno for like 3 more hours (Whoops!)
My man has released like 4+ hours of music in 2023 alone. Hardest working minimalist out there.
5
Jun 23 2023
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Done By The Forces Of Nature
Jungle Brothers
Lots of good fun. Classic harmless “went to the hat store” early rap. I really like their sampling game.
4
Jun 24 2023
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The College Dropout
Kanye West
If someone tells me they’re a nazi I believe ‘em
1
Jun 25 2023
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Happy Sad
Tim Buckley
What kind of dirt does the Buckley family have on Robert Dimery?
2
Jun 26 2023
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Ace of Spades
Motörhead
This is a fun band that I will always associate with Tony Hawk (showing my age here?).
I'm not sure we need both this AND No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live) on the list. The track lists are almost exactly the same. If I had to choose one, I would be inclined to go with the live album for its energy.
3
Jun 27 2023
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Solid Air
John Martyn
British people shouldn't be allowed to do Blues music
2
Jun 28 2023
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Skylarking
XTC
Kind of Genesis-y.
I'd heard of XTC before and this is absolutely not what I was expecting. I enjoy being surprised.
But also it wasn't that impressive.
3
Jun 29 2023
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Planet Rock: The Album
Afrika Bambaataa
Uh oh another fun early rap album what are we to do?
Uh oh more bitching cover art what are we to do?
4
Jun 30 2023
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BEYONCÉ
Beyoncé
I pretty miserable experience.
I've never liked Beyonce, and I still don't. I find her voice annoying, and her singing to be insufferable. She's also a bad person!
I've had the misfortune of being friends with (and married to!) lots of Beyonce fans, so it's not an issue of lack of exposure.
I tried to give this a chance (and I did listen to every single track on this 90+ minute masturbatory odyssey) and it's just not for me.
2
Jul 01 2023
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Electric Prunes
The Electric Prunes
Somewhere between Beach Boys and the Doors, with a sprinkling of The Beatles.
But, of course, not nearly as good as any of those groups.
Come for the goofy band name, stay for the tight pants.
3
Jul 02 2023
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Savane
Ali Farka Touré
I know I'm a stereotype of myself, but I fucking loved this.
4 tracks in and I was already sad at how quickly it was going by. I never wanted it to end! Cool rock attitudes with some traditional elements and an overall catchy swagger.
5
Jul 03 2023
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A Wizard, A True Star
Todd Rundgren
Fun and a lil goofy dad rock.
I'm suspicious of anyone named Todd.
3
Jul 04 2023
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Two Dancers
Wild Beasts
At times this sounds a bit like Glass Animals, which is when it’s at its best.
3
Jul 05 2023
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A Hard Day's Night
Beatles
5 stars for If I Fell by itself, you know?
5
Jul 06 2023
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Call of the Valley
Shivkumar Sharma
I'll add to the list of people who say DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ON SPOTIFY THE ALBUM THAT COMES UP IS NOT THE RIGHT ALBUM.
Listened on Youtube and it was so enjoyable that I listened to it immediately a second time after.
5
Jul 07 2023
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Time (The Revelator)
Gillian Welch
Was ready to be bored but her dark silky voice over bare bones folk was exactly what I needed today. Could be talked up to a five.
4
Jul 08 2023
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Liege And Lief
Fairport Convention
First impression upon seeing the album cover and that it's another goddamn British band - "oh no not again"
My impression after listening to the album - "Can this play on repeat forever?"
Maybe it's the sort of rainy gloomy day here but I was completely transported by every single track here.
5
Jul 09 2023
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Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
Some days I feel like I like The Smiths and some days it’s extremely grating on my ears.
But no matter what every single track sounds exactly the same. These knob heads wrote one song and dined out on it for like 4 decades
2
Jul 10 2023
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Architecture And Morality
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
For a band "inspired by Kraftwerk" that "wanted to be the next ABBA", this was very uninspired.
Synthy poppy tunes with someone hammering on some metal sheets in the background. Kinda fun and quirky at times but not especially remarkable.
3
Jul 11 2023
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O.G. Original Gangster
Ice T
Entirely too long.
Contender for world's worst album cover?
It's easy to make fun of T, but my friend has some good flow and he managed to do something no rapper has ever heretofore made me do: laugh at one of his skits.
3
Jul 12 2023
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Highly Evolved
The Vines
Always love this period in Rock music. It was very much a coming of age time for me.
I had never heard of this band, nor any of their songs WITH THE EXCEPTION of "Get Free", but weirdly I had only ever heard Weird Al's cover.
Either way I was a big fan of this. A good day!
4
Jul 13 2023
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Rock Bottom
Robert Wyatt
Weird and proggy
3
Jul 14 2023
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Traffic
Traffic
A funky blend of rock, funk, prog, psychedelia, folk, etc. that all feels way ahead of its time.
A fun time! Definitely surpassed my middling expectations. I would listen to this again, and even seek out more tracks from Traffic.
4
Jul 15 2023
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Kings Of The Wild Frontier
Adam & The Ants
Kind of like a not-quite-as-good Oingo Boingo.
I'd listen to them again, but I'd just spend the whole time thinking about how Boingo is better.
3
Jul 16 2023
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The Grand Tour
George Jones
Good, even great, country.
4
Jul 17 2023
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Grievous Angel
Gram Parsons
Pretty good country music but what's with the myspace photo for the cover??? Hilariously bad.
3
Jul 18 2023
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Cee-Lo Green... Is The Soul Machine
Cee Lo Green
This sounds so incredibly dated in such a specific way.
I think the mix is pretty good, you can hear the influence of Outkast. But the master sounds like shit! At least on Spotify.
Cee Lo is a mediocre lyricist and his flow is also pretty "mid" as the kids say. Gnarles Barkley is a better outfit than any of his solo stuff.
2
Jul 19 2023
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McCartney
Paul McCartney
Look he's 1/4 of the Beatles so this album is at least 1/4 as good as a Beatles, which is pretty good.
Is it essential? Probably not, but I do think it earns a spot on this list, and I was glad to listen to the whole thing.
3
Jul 20 2023
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Youth And Young Manhood
Kings of Leon
What if SOUTHERN fusion of grungy and 2000s garage rock?
The lead singer is the mumbliest man ever recorded. Should be in a Guinness book or something.
3
Jul 21 2023
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White Light / White Heat
The Velvet Underground
I am often somewhat dismissive of Velvet Underground but I was really feeling the groove today. I dug it!
17 minutes is still too long for a track though.
3
Jul 22 2023
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The Slim Shady LP
Eminem
As a native of the greater Detroit area my feelings on Eminem are... complex.
I appreciate anytime a "hometown hero" makes it big, and Marshall is absolutely a better rep of The D than a lot of the other options (Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker, Ted Nugent... a real murderer's row of pieces of shit).
Plus, Mathers has great flow and undeniable talent. The hooks are memorable and, if nothing else, incredibly catchy.
But jesus christ is this hard to listen to. What if an edgelord middleschooler was given a global platform and purposely said every awful thing he could think of in order to be a provocateur?
I think he's actually gotten better as he has aged (and matured). This shit is hard to get through in 2023.
2
Jul 23 2023
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Headquarters
The Monkees
why listen to the beatles when you can listen to someone doing a beatles impression?
3
Jul 24 2023
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Ellington at Newport
Duke Ellington
Excellent album with wayyyyy too much talking.
It's cool that we have this little recorded artifact but a good 25+ minutes of this 2 hour album is introducing band members, talking about what jazz is, or riffing with the crowd.
4
Jul 25 2023
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Post Orgasmic Chill
Skunk Anansie
Me before hearing of the sub-genres "clit-rock" and "Black feminist rage": "what are clit-rock and Black feminist rage?"
Me after hearing of the sub-genres "clit-rock" and "Black feminist rage": "I'll take all of this you've got"
5
Jul 26 2023
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Blood, Sweat & Tears
Blood, Sweat & Tears
A firm entry into the Dad Classics genre.
Rock and jazz together, you say? I'm there!
Literally my only complaint is that Lucretia Macevil isn't on here.
4
Jul 27 2023
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So
Peter Gabriel
I'm a latecomer to Peter Gabriel, having only discovered him in the last 5 years or so.
This album begins and ends so strongly, and is evocative of a very specific type of "80s" feeling for me. I love it!
If it didn't sag so much in the middle I think this would be an easy five for me, but there's a track or two in the middle that are very forgettable.
4
Jul 28 2023
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Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
One of the greats. I’d never heard the full length Grapevine before. What a groove
4
Jul 29 2023
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It's Too Late to Stop Now
Van Morrison
Some nice easy listening that is not controversial. I think anyone from the age of like 2 to 100 would have a hard time getting worked up and negative about this.
I enjoyed all these songs and if I heard them again I wouldn't turn them off.
Somewhere between a 3 and a 4 (the live band is very tight, some real skill here). I'm going to go 4 because I'm in a good mood and also my next album in the line up is the notorious Spy vs. Spy.
4
Jul 30 2023
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Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
Challenging, yes, but entertaining.
The speed, intensity, and dexterity with which these talented musicians play is CRAZY.
Not good BBQ music, sure, but I'm glad I heard it and would be open to hearing it again.
3
Jul 31 2023
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Smile
Brian Wilson
All of the worst things about the Beach Boys.
Okay he harmonizes well and has a high voice. Why does everyone fall over themselves to worship this guy?
2
Aug 01 2023
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...Baby One More Time
Britney Spears
A pop classic. Wish I hadn't been such a stereotypical "boy" when I was younger because I could have been enjoying this for many more years!
Some of the slower tracks in the middle get a bit samey/boring. There's a proclivity in these songs to lean on the R&B which I don't think is Britney's strength necessarily.
But the first 4-5 and last 2-3 tracks are so good that really it's a good time all around. Can't believe she recorded this at 18!
4
Aug 02 2023
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Atomizer
Big Black
Harsh dark sounds that occasionally groove. Not the worst, but not the best. Don't need to listen to this one again.
3
Aug 03 2023
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Metal Box
Public Image Ltd.
I try to approach every post-punk album on this list (today marks number 75!!!) with a fresh mind. I consciously try to drop off all my baggage from the last 74 albums at the door and start a new relationship with a new album.
For the first, like, 45 seconds I was really into this! Good bass lines and interesting synth compositions. And then the singing starts and it is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE...
I enjoyed the last track or two because they were entirely instrumental. Shut up this man.
2
Aug 04 2023
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A Little Deeper
Ms. Dynamite
BOG STANDARD R&B.
3
Aug 05 2023
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Paris 1919
John Cale
BOG STANDARD 70s FOLK
3
Aug 06 2023
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Peter Gabriel 3
Peter Gabriel
I love Pete Gabs and you should too
4
Aug 07 2023
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Next
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Against my own better judgement and the outright jouvenile nature of side A of this album, it won be over by the end. I actually didn't want it to end! It could have been 10-15 minutes longer, something I don't say lightly after nearly 950 of these albums.
4
Aug 08 2023
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69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields
When I saw the runtime on this I nearly shat a brick. Knowing the proclivities of our ne'er-do-well list maker, I was really dreading this listen through.
And then I fucking loved it.
It's a mix of Tally Hall and Mountain Goats and Ween and Ben Folds Five. I would have been obsessed with this in high school.
This probably actually deserves a 4, but I am giving it a 5 to offset the disappointing number of people who have said "I saw the runtime and just didn't bother" and then gave it 1.
5
Aug 09 2023
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Henry's Dream
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Still like this spooky vampire man but I don't know if we need 5+ of his albums on here, and this one in particular could be dropped
3
Aug 10 2023
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Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
I am really sick of this genre and the seeming compulsion of our List Author to include every single album of this era.
HOWEVER
Tears for Fears rules and this album rules and I was very much in the pocket for it yesterday.
4
Aug 11 2023
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We're Only In It For The Money
The Mothers Of Invention
Zappa sure is a weirdo and I'm glad weirdos exist and are represented on this list.
I'm also glad someone is dunking on all the hippies because someone needed to do it.
But I don't need to hear it more than once.
3
Aug 12 2023
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Getz/Gilberto
Stan Getz
Two of my favorite people playing some of my favorite music? A great Friday for me !
5
Aug 13 2023
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Aftermath
The Rolling Stones
This is from the era where the US and the UK versions of the same album not only had a different track order but an entirely different track listing.
If it's different songs and a different album cover and released at a different time, is it even the same album? I assume based on our author that this list entry is the UK version.
A good album! I've always liked the Stones without really getting why they were as big as they were.
60s rock! Great! Sounds like other 60s rock!
Maybe people just like Mick Jagger because he looks like a human blow up doll
3
Aug 14 2023
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Blunderbuss
Jack White
If you don't have this on so loud that it is actively giving you tinnitus then you didn't have the volume up high enough.
5
Aug 15 2023
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Out of Step
Minor Threat
Me when the 327th post-punk album pops up on this list: I sleep
Me when the 327th punk album pops up on this list: real shit
4
Aug 16 2023
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G. Love And Special Sauce
G. Love & Special Sauce
After a lifetime of hearing them being listed as 4th tier guests at 3rd rate music festivals around metro Detroit, it was nice to finally hear what the special sauce was.
It was fine! Kinda rappy bluesy lazy music.
3
Aug 17 2023
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Vulnicura
Björk
I love Bjork and her weird vagina outfit and her weird jellyfish hat and her weird swan dress and her weird music
4
Aug 18 2023
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Golden Hour
Kacey Musgraves
A very Taylor Swifty country album. Nice simple, bare-bones compositions accompanying nice vocals.
This is not innovative or groundbreaking, but it is a good example of a good genre done very well.
4
Aug 19 2023
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Nighthawks At The Diner
Tom Waits
Love Tom Waits and I want to be in the imaginary jazz club where all these nonsense happened
4
Aug 20 2023
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Live / Dead
Grateful Dead
I've given it a lot of thought and honestly after weighing the two options, I'm going to go with dead.
2
Aug 21 2023
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#1 Record
Big Star
I asked ChatGPT to write me the number 1 record of 1972 and this is what came out. Pretty good!
3
Aug 22 2023
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Slayed?
Slade
Best track off this album wasn’t even on the album it was a non album single.
These boys should have spent more time in school, their spelling is atrocious
3
Aug 23 2023
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Aja
Steely Dan
If you're in your 30s-40s, your parents banged to this album. I'm sorry, but it's a fact.
4
Aug 24 2023
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Dry
PJ Harvey
A genre of music that I would not list among my favorites 3 years ago, this list has really made me appreciate the sub genre of 1990s female-led alternative rock. Stuff like Garbage, Hole, Sleater-Kinney, and PJ Harvey.
So thanks, list! Thlist.
4
Aug 25 2023
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If I Could Only Remember My Name
David Crosby
Are Crosby Stills Nash and Young the best ever supergroup? They are so fantastic together and also on their own.
Neil Young will never be topped but this album by Crosby comes really close. Absolutely loved it.
4
Aug 26 2023
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Kollaps
Einstürzende Neubauten
I feel like whether or not you enjoy this is really predicated on how much Quake you played in the early 1990s
3
Aug 27 2023
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Now I Got Worry
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
The artist's name really says it all.
While perhaps somewhat controversial, I like Spencer's Elvis schtick.
3
Aug 28 2023
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The Good, The Bad & The Queen
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
Dunno how I originally stumbled across this but I've been a fan for like 15+ years now.
Love hearing the Gorrilaz guy do something a bit different.
5
Aug 29 2023
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Joan Baez
Joan Baez
A genre that I can be really hot and cold on, yesterday this hit hard and went down smooth. I enjoyed just about every track on this stellar debut album. I think the highlight may be House of the Rising Sun.
Girl of Constant Sorrow was interesting, but the Soggy Bottom Boys did it first (and best!)
4
Aug 30 2023
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Suzanne Vega
Suzanne Vega
Getting this immediately after Joan Baez's self-titled debut makes for a good duet. Quickly hearing 30 years of female-led folk evolving right before your ears makes you appreciate it even more. And this album is a worth successor! I liked just about every track, with Marlene on the Wall being a clear favorite.
Good stuff.
4
Aug 31 2023
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Honky Tonk Masquerade
Joe Ely
Some of these songs were silly! Good honky tonk action
3
Sep 01 2023
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Pills 'n' Thrills And Bellyaches
Happy Mondays
So 90s! Kind of like a crappy Red Hot Chili Peppers
3
Sep 02 2023
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Tank Battles
Dagmar Krause
I want to give this a one but since we share a surname I think Dagmar and I must be related. You have to stick by your family, even if they make a horrible, horrible mistake.
Also, joking aside, there are parts of this that aren't that bad. Whenever she's actually singing in German and there's actually music playing behind her, I feel like there's some quality here. It's when she sings uncomfortably in English and/or the "music" turns into "arthouse circus" that I get sad.
2
Sep 03 2023
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When I Was Born For The 7th Time
Cornershop
Shhhhhiiiiiiiitttt this was cool.
When I saw it was *another* "English Indie" band I was very apprehensive, but this is so fresh and original and unique.
I loved the blending of rock, pop, hip hop, and classic Indian sounds. I'm more inclined toward Side B of the record, with more chill hip hop sounds, but really this whole thing is great.
I'm 963 albums into this goofy journey and there are STILL nuggets of gold to find. This is what keeps me coming back to wade through all the crappy Post Punk bs
5
Sep 04 2023
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Goo
Sonic Youth
Sonic Youth continues to coast off of the radical concept of "what if rock music sounded a little fuzzy like maybe your speaker isn't very good but we're doing it on purpose".
This is the 5th album by them on the list that I have come across (SO FAR) and they're all totally fine. I never wanted to turn it off or jump out a window, but I cannot imagine someone spending their hard earned money on purchasing an album from these people at an FYE at the mall in 1990
3
Sep 05 2023
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Rising Above Bedlam
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
Made the mistake of looking into this guy and seeing that he was a founding member of Public Image Ltd (PiL). I think think those guys succcckckkkk.
So I went into this with a chip on my shoulder. Turns out the album rules! Really great mix of world musical styles and grooves.
4
Sep 06 2023
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The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
The Incredible String Band
I wish I hadn't known this was one of the lowest rated albums on this entire list. I really do, because I think I probably would have given it a 2 or 3. It's fine, if a bit amateurish. I like the hippie folky weirdness of it.
But y'all are overreacting so much that I need to offset your frankly insanely low ratings and adjust the average rating here a bit.
This album isn't great, but it isn't even in the bottom 100 on this list.
4
Sep 07 2023
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1999
Prince
Sometimes I feel like I don’t get prince and then sometimes I listen to 70 minutes of ball-tingling bangers
5
Sep 08 2023
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Freak Out!
The Mothers Of Invention
Oh look it's a slightly angrier Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
I'm glad Zappa exists but I really don't get him. And I love weirdos!
2
Sep 09 2023
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Electric
The Cult
Generic 80s hair band stuff that I enjoyed until I got to their cover of Born to Be Wild, which is so laughably bad that it made me realize that I could have spent today listening to a better 80s hair band
3
Sep 10 2023
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Destroy Rock & Roll
Mylo
Dammit if I didn't really like this album of groovy beats and smooth sounds.
Nothing to write home about but it was chill with my coffee on a Saturday morning
3
Sep 11 2023
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New Forms
Roni Size
Dull and repetitive, Mr. Roni simply pushed "90s fast drum beat sound effect" on his computer and accidentally forgot to stop for 2 hours.
2
Sep 12 2023
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The White Room
The KLF
Very fine and not terrible and not remarkable at all
3
Sep 13 2023
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Tanto Tempo
Bebel Gilberto
Another album I've loved for over 20 years.
Sing to me Bebel
5
Sep 14 2023
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Funeral
Arcade Fire
Pretty unequivocally their best album, I think. A great from a a great era in the genre.
5
Sep 15 2023
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The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones
Wow these white British boys sure do make Black American blues music sound digestible to white audiences.
All joking aside, this album sounds great and is a lot of fun. They already have a Rolling Stones sound.
3
Sep 16 2023
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Searching For The Young Soul Rebels
Dexys Midnight Runners
I was initially shocked and a bit annoyed to find TWO albums by 1 hit wonders Dexys Midnight Runners on this list. This album doesn't even have Eileen on it! What's the point??
But then I listened to it. This is such a fun little album. All ska horn lines and youthful energy. Lot's of real toe tappers on here!
4
Sep 17 2023
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War
U2
The most overrated band on this list (and that's saying something). This is their 4th appearance! Blasphemy.
I'll say this, there were parts of this album that weren't annoying, and other parts that were even enjoyable! Sure, they're entirely up their own ass the entire time, but I will give credit where credit is due.
The other 3 albums can be dropped from this list. Honestly, all 4 can, but if you're going to keep 1, this can be it.
3
Sep 18 2023
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The Predator
Ice Cube
By a WILD coincidence I was watching the 2015 film "Straight Outta Compton" on the very self-same day that I was assigned this album.
The movie was alright, but I think the synergy made me enjoy both a lot more.
Love the righteous anger and the flow. This album sounds like the future (and it was, in a lot of ways).
Don't love the homophobia or sexism, but I also understand that that's part of the genre/image.
4
Sep 19 2023
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Tom Tom Club
Tom Tom Club
I love literally anything even tangentially related to Talking Heads, so I am all about this shit.
Can I join the club???
5
Sep 20 2023
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Vauxhall And I
Morrissey
I have such a love hate relationship with Morrisey.
This is the sixth (!!) Morrisey project on this list (that's .05% of the whole list), and what I've learned is that Morrisey has a really punchable face, his lyrics are incredibly up their own ass, and all the music sounds exactly the same.
And yet, I always find myself completely in the pocket about 10 minutes into an album.
His sound is great, there's a reason thousands of music acts have been imitating it (most of them are on this list!). Just don't listen too closely and don't look at his face and you'll have a great time.
3
Sep 21 2023
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What's That Noise?
Coldcut
Whenever I see "British Electronic Music Group" on here (so basically every other day for the last 3 years) I always cross my fingers.
Sometimes it's great, and sometimes it's awful.
Today was great!
4
Sep 22 2023
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Groovin'
The Young Rascals
This is a contender for the worst album cover I have ever seen.
Why the fuck was the the style for the entirety of the 60s and 70s? I refuse to believe that anyone thought it looked good.
But hey the album was fun and melodious and pretty good for a Beatles knockoff.
3
Sep 23 2023
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Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
The Residents
Wild wild ride. I can hear the influences of early They Might Be Giants, early Ween, and so many more of my favorite college radio faves.
This album is weird and offputting and at times legitimately unsettling. VERY COOL
4
Sep 24 2023
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Da Capo
Love
Wow man it's rock and roll dude.
18 minute rock odysseys are stupid, but as far as those go this one is fine. I like when it gets kinda jazzy at the end.
3
Sep 25 2023
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Olympia 64
Jacques Brel
Ah Jacques Brel. My familiarity with him begins and ends with Amsterdam, and only because Bowie did a (Superior, I think, although it's close) cover.
This album is fun and zippy and what's not to love about a French crooner?
4
Sep 26 2023
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After The Gold Rush
Neil Young
I can only hit 5 stars so fast, you know?
5
Sep 27 2023
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Only By The Night
Kings of Leon
Yep it’s the Kings of Leon alright
3
Sep 28 2023
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Os Mutantes
Os Mutantes
Pretty generic 60s psychadelia album that gets an admittedly biased bump from be for being Brazilian. I like when there is any variety at all on this list, and hearing non-English lyrics and some unique instrumentation tickled me.
4
Sep 29 2023
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The Bends
Radiohead
For my money this is their best album. I find that Radiohead spans from "this is fine" to "shut the heck up you pretentious ass", but for whatever reason The Bends absolutely clicks with me and I genuinely think it's a masterpiece.
The rest of their stuff can leave this list and this can stay.
5
Sep 30 2023
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Want One
Rufus Wainwright
This grew in me immensely as it went on. Ended sounding like Radiohead or Fun. or something.
4
Oct 01 2023
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Mott
Mott The Hoople
Bog standard 70s rock. Always enjoyable, but I found myself looking at my watch before the end.
These guys are better when Bowie helps them.
3
Oct 02 2023
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The Modern Dance
Pere Ubu
Much better than the other Ubu album on here (That's right there's TWO OF THEM) but only just.
Some of the musical compositions are interesting, and I kind of like the humor in taking a groove and inserting some challenging sax bleats or whatever.
Really it's the horrid, awful vocal wailing shit that I cannot stand.
2
Oct 03 2023
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Sex Packets
Digital Underground
So glad to now know where Coach Z got his licks from
4
Oct 04 2023
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Among The Living
Anthrax
I don't think I can make any argument that these guys are better than the likes of Black Sabbath or Pantera or a pantheon of others.
But they're also not notably worse. Sometimes you want some uptempo shredding, and today this fit the bill perfectly.
4
Oct 05 2023
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Talk Talk Talk
The Psychedelic Furs
Yes, essential. Yes.
Look, there's nothing to scoff at here, and I found the whole thing pretty catchy. I'm not sure how monumental it is, since there are roughly 300 other albums on this list that sound exactly like this (and today is #995 for me, so I can say that with authority.
3
Oct 06 2023
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m b v
My Bloody Valentine
I love the ethereal fuzz of MY Bloody Valentine so much. This is my 3rd album of theirs on this list, and they absolutely grow in my estimation each and every time.
This rating is really for the band overall, I'm not sure if this individual album is truly their best. I'll need to revisit it over the rest of my life!
5
Oct 07 2023
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Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes
TV On The Radio
Fun and quirky and deep and weird. Loved this from beginning to end! Never knew what the next track would be.
4
Oct 08 2023
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KE*A*H** (Psalm 69)
Ministry
In spite of myself I really enjoyed this.
It's somewhere between NIN (which I love and think is art) and Slipknot (which is awful and like a bad parody).
Like sometimes this album goes hard and is awesome, and sometimes it pushes up (or even goes past) that very fine line between awesome and lame.
But overall it's a good time, and I would wager a guess that these guys don't take themselves too seriously.
4
Oct 09 2023
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Arular
M.I.A.
M.I.A. is just so fucking cool she makes me want to be a criminal
5
Oct 10 2023
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Apple Venus Volume 1
XTC
Fun and quirky and melodic. I was going to go with 4 stars because this is very much my kind of music, but I need to drop 1 whole star for "Your Dictionary" which has some of the dumbest lyrics I have ever heard in my entire god-forsaken life.
3
Oct 11 2023
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You Are The Quarry
Morrissey
I always want to try really hard to approach a Morrissey album with fresh opinions. I want to say something more substantive than "Jesus Christ, what a fucking wanker"
But here we are.
Jesus Christ, what a wanker!
(Happy 1,001, Tom)
2
Oct 12 2023
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Debut
Björk
I love Björk and I find her brand of weirdness sexy and fun.
5
Oct 13 2023
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Smokers Delight
Nightmares On Wax
Pretty low key and chill. Very much a predecessor to "Chill beats to study to" or whatever.
3
Oct 14 2023
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The Only Ones
The Only Ones
Another Girl Another Planet and then some other stuff. Sometimes it’s okay to let one hit wonders be one hit wonders
3
Oct 15 2023
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Stephen Stills
Stephen Stills
I am a stereotype but sometimes that's okay.
5
Oct 16 2023
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Better Living Through Chemistry
Fatboy Slim
One of my first ever Amazon.com purchases (back when they had first expanded to selling music in addition to books). I don't even know why I wanted it, but I did.
Still slaps top to bottom.
5
Oct 17 2023
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Court And Spark
Joni Mitchell
Sometimes Joni hits me just right and sometimes she leaves me cold. Today felt like autumn and I pictured leaves blowing as she sang her tunes.
This was pretty good until the last track switched over into caterwauling
3
Oct 18 2023
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Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
I'm a sucker for the kung fu rap fusion stuff that Wu-Tang absolutely pioneered. I've had Liquid Swords on heavy rotation over the last 6 years or so.
This was new to me, but I enjoyed every minute of it.
4
Oct 19 2023
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The Köln Concert
Keith Jarrett
Beautiful jazzy improv, what's not to love?
5
Oct 20 2023
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Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Billy Bragg
I like the sound and feel of this album, even if the lyrics can be a bit overbearing.
Bragg is not a "good" singer and yet his voice and passion works really well here.
High 3 low 4 for me, but I've given out a lot of 4s and 5s this week, and this isn't as good as those, so I'll land on 3.
3
Oct 21 2023
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Django Django
Django Django
This album sucks, unless you love weird fun and chill groves and awesome hangouts.
Oh, you do? Then this album rules.
4
Oct 22 2023
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The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators
The 13th Floor Elevators
Fun and wild psychadelia in a way that feels provocative, maybe even dangerous. Very enjoyable!
4
Oct 23 2023
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Dare!
The Human League
Do you remember that song that's used in commercials a lot that goes "Don't you want me baby"?
What if that band actually had recorded a whole album?
It's certainly fun to imagine and think about, but luckily they never did so we don't have to worry about it too much.
3
Oct 24 2023
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Shleep
Robert Wyatt
Someone once told Robert Wyatt he was quirky as a compliment and he just ran with it!
Shleep is much more fun to say than it is to listen to.
3
Oct 25 2023
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Porcupine
Echo And The Bunnymen
I literally cannot believe there are more than one Echo and the Bunnymen album on this website list. There must be some mistake.
3
Oct 26 2023
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Fuzzy
Grant Lee Buffalo
Absolutely no one would disagree that this is music that was recorded and put onto youtube for me to listen to as a part of this very long list.
3
Oct 27 2023
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Heaux Tales
Jazmine Sullivan
I like the crisp clean arrangements and the beats are smooth. The album peaks early (Put on your feelings) and outstays its welcome despite its 32 minute run time
3
Oct 28 2023
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Who Killed...... The Zutons?
The Zutons
Exists somewhere in a Venn Diagram of The Fratellis, The Killers, The Shins, and Jack White.
Yes please!
4
Oct 29 2023
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The Trinity Session
Cowboy Junkies
The first track is kinda fun but this entire album creeps by at a dull 60bpm.
It really just goes on and on and it’s fine but like why are they so bored with their own music
2
Oct 30 2023
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Quiet Life
Japan
A silky smooth, smoky, neon-glowing good time.
It's amazing how mood affects your enjoyment of something. I tried listening to this during a long car ride yesterday and thought it was incredibly dull and bad. Today it hit perfectly
4
Oct 31 2023
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Elastica
Elastica
Girls who rock are always cool in my book, and this album is no exception. Could listen on loop forever.
5
Nov 01 2023
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Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin
Bops on top of bops, blips, bleeps, and boops.
How does one rate something like this? I do not know enough about the genre to appreciate the craft to the level that I feel confident appraising this thing fully.
I liked it!
3
Nov 02 2023
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Third
Soft Machine
I like a lot of prog albums quite a lot. This one is very "mid" as the kids say.
It's extremely meandering and just feels like it's padded out to fill up a double album for the sake of it.
The musicianship is loose without feeling intentionally so. It comes off as amateurish and bored.
2
Nov 03 2023
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So Much For The City
The Thrills
What if The Flaming Lips never, ever, ever did drugs even one time and frankly is offended that you even asked about it?
2
Nov 04 2023
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The Wildest!
Louis Prima
He rips and roars and is wild. More of this please.
5
Nov 05 2023
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Southern Rock Opera
Drive-By Truckers
Decent Lynyrd Skynyrd knock-off but no way it needs to be almost two hours long.
2
Nov 06 2023
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Lam Toro
Baaba Maal
Makes ya wanna go to Senegal, right?
5
Nov 07 2023
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Gasoline Alley
Rod Stewart
Sure, Rod Stewart is the only man that can still sexually excite your septuagenarian aunt, but what value is he providing the rest of us?
It's nice that Aunt Laverne quivers at the very thought of his large chin and very androgynous features (she deserves to quiver at her age!), but it does very little for me.
2
Nov 08 2023
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Heartattack And Vine
Tom Waits
This little piano gremlin has done it again
5
Nov 09 2023
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Nixon
Lambchop
Didn't know what sound to expect when I hit play, but I was overall surprised by this.
Lambchop has a knack for beautiful, yet haunting, simple, yet catchy melodies. Love the Neil Young-esque vocals.
Definitely going to check out more of their catalogue.
4
Nov 10 2023
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Ys
Joanna Newsom
Wow great! Folky and lovely. I like the little squeak her voice does sometimes.
4
Nov 11 2023
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Cupid & Psyche 85
Scritti Politti
this album boldly asks the scandalous question, \"what if michael jackson didn't have access to good producers, writers, editors, or talent?\"
2
Nov 12 2023
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Walking Wounded
Everything But The Girl
When you go to the dance club but it's "Geriatric Easy Listening Super Softees" night
2
Nov 13 2023
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Justified
Justin Timberlake
This takes me back to, like, middle school dances. This is a scenario about which I have many complicated feelings.
Trying to divorce my feelings about that time and about the actual music is a challenge.
I think this is all just fine early-2000s pop music, I guess.
It's been stuck in my head all afternoon so I'll give it that.
3
Nov 14 2023
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Back to Basics
Christina Aguilera
If this were just disc 1 I'd give it 4 or maybe 5.
She's got the pipes and this is great 2000s pop! Ain't No Other Man is one of my favorite pop tracks of the era.
But this album is nearly 90 minutes long and the entire second disc is disposable.
3
Nov 15 2023
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Twelve Dreams Of Dr. Sardonicus
Spirit
Bog standard 70s rock.
Enjoyable! Good, even.
Not sure it belongs here? The music itself is pretty basic, and a peek at wikipedia tells me that the album was not a huge hit, and still remains not a huge hit. The band members are not big names (it's not like this was Bruce Springsteen's first band or something).
The most remarkable thing I can figure about this album is that the producer eventually also was a producer for Neil Young? Is that enough to place it on the "albums you must hear" list?
3
Nov 16 2023
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Black Monk Time
The Monks
Feels anarchic and edgy even now. Fun to read the "story" behind this group and this album.
I needed a win after more than a week of 2 and 3 star snoozers!
4
Nov 17 2023
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Caetano Veloso
Caetano Veloso
I Like the mix of everything going on here, and the fact that it's in Portuguese makes it especially fun.
I'm here for it!
4
Nov 18 2023
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Songs The Lord Taught Us
The Cramps
A bunch jerks goofing and riffing, making punky surf music. Yes please.
4
Nov 19 2023
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At Budokan
Cheap Trick
A legendary live album from an okay band.
I like the hits, the rest can go take a hike
3
Nov 20 2023
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Aqualung
Jethro Tull
Some of the tracks on here are kind of forgettable, but Aqualung, My God, and Locomotive Breath alone earn this fucker 5 stars
5
Nov 21 2023
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Don't Stand Me Down
Dexys Midnight Runners
Some truly dire shite.
3 full albums is way too much for a band with (barely) a single hit.
2
Nov 22 2023
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Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem
The best from the best
5
Nov 23 2023
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All Hail the Queen
Queen Latifah
Gets a liiiiitle repetitive but otherwise I Stan a queen (the queen!)
4
Nov 24 2023
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Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters
Sounds like a 70s/80s British Disco/Glam band, but it's from the US in 2004! Wow how is that possible. Are these gays time travelers?
I've enjoyed the scissor sisters since they were featured in a Doctor Who episode around 2006. So, yeah, I was cool in high school.
4
Nov 25 2023
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My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
This album is pretty undeniably great but I absolutely cannot separate the art from the artist here. I wish I could! Honest!
2
Nov 26 2023
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California
American Music Club
Sure it's safe, but at least it's boring
2
Nov 27 2023
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good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar
Nowhere near as good as Butterfly but I still like his style and his melodies.
4
Nov 28 2023
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The Libertines
The Libertines
British 2000s Rock Revival is my shit. I don't like it as much as the Americans and their Garage Rock revolution, but it's pretty good.
Nonetheless, I think this is a lesser album of the subgenre.
Good! Listenable! Lots of fun! Would have dug it in high school. But not excellent
4
Nov 29 2023
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Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
Low down dirty blues rock. The foundational text.
Want to give it a 5 but they stole literally all these songs from Black people and I can't not think about it whenever I listen.
4
Nov 30 2023
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Rid Of Me
PJ Harvey
My esteem of PJ grows with each entry of hers on this list.
Another very 90s sounding fem rock album
4
Dec 01 2023
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Survivor
Destiny's Child
I think this is the best iteration of Beyonce but I'm really just not a Beyonce fan in any capacity whatsoever.
3
Dec 02 2023
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Tellin’ Stories
The Charlatans
Oops the author accidentally put another Oasis cover band on here
2
Dec 03 2023
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In Our Heads
Hot Chip
I don't think this is as good as One Life Stand, which for my money is the best Hot Chip album, but I suppose I'm happy that they're included in this list at all!
It's still groovy as hell, I just don't think it has the infectiously compulsive "sing along" feeling of One Life Stand.
4
Dec 04 2023
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Pictures At An Exhibition
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
I've always loved Mussorgsky's Pictures. Hearing it with synths is even more fun! Neat.
4
Dec 05 2023
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Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
I like the low sexy voice and the laid back, chill vibes of the tunes.
It's extremely samey. After the first track you can predict what the rest of the album will sound like (exactly like the first track)
There's also perhaps the most annoying laugh ever recorded hidden about halfway through this
3
Dec 06 2023
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Permission to Land
The Darkness
An 80s hair band pastiche in the 2000s. It's just so great! I've always loved these guys. Ironically or unironically, you tell me.
4
Dec 07 2023
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Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers
While I love the B-Surfer, I don't think this is quite as good as their later stuff.
Give me Weird Revolution or Electriclarryland any day of the week.
4
Dec 08 2023
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The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
One of the best from the absolute best.
This is Bowie at his most approachable and most iconic. I think as I get older, I appreciate his other personas and albums more. To the point that I think this is one of his middle or even lesser albums.
But it is the gateway to Bowie, and it is still perfect.
5
Dec 09 2023
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Rocks
Aerosmith
I still think their hits are good but I'm not sure we need the rest.
I guess I outgrew them. Sorry friends.
3
Dec 10 2023
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Medúlla
Björk
Björk can moan at me all she wants
4
Dec 11 2023
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D
White Denim
Somewhere between a country band and a rock band and a jam band. I didn't hate it!
3
Dec 12 2023
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Sunshine Hit Me
The Bees
Didn't immediately register that this is the same group as "A Band of Bees". I love these guys! I'm more familiar with their 2007 album Octopus, but this was a joy as well.
4
Dec 13 2023
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Wild Is The Wind
Nina Simone
A really smoky, velvety voice over some simple jazz melodies.
It isn't reinventing the wheel, but it's classy and sexy and I'm here for it.
4
Dec 14 2023
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Yeezus
Kanye West
I mean sure he's a severely mentally ill bigot with a huge platform, but at least his music is dull and amateur
1
Dec 15 2023
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...The Dandy Warhols Come Down
The Dandy Warhols
Fuzzed out outer space sounds. Not really any obvious pop singles.
It's weird when an American band becomes a de facto British band. What about their sound "hit" over there and not here? Who can say...
I didn't hate it! Better than most of the generic 90s Brit Rock on this list.
3
Dec 16 2023
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Talking Timbuktu
Ali Farka Touré
I love me some African inspired jazzy jams. This album is a little too long, too paired down, and too repetitive for me to go full 5 stars, buuuuut I loved it and it was close.
4
Dec 17 2023
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Unhalfbricking
Fairport Convention
More like FAIRly CONVENTIONal folk music.
100% the only reason this is on here is because Dylan is listed as a writer on some of the song credits and nothing makes the author of this book harder than a Dylan writing credit.
2
Dec 18 2023
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Hot Shots II
The Beta Band
A cozy album that doesn't ask too much of you. I'm convinced that this is on here because of the first track, which you've probably heard before.
This list's author loves to throw a whole album (or 2 or 3!) onto here for the sake of 1 semi-popular track from 20-40 years ago.
3
Dec 19 2023
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GI
Germs
File under B for "Bitchin"
5
Dec 20 2023
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Logical Progression
LTJ Bukem
Someone on one of these (many, many) 1990s UK electronic albums on this list commented that it sounds like PS1 music and I'll never not think that.
I'm sure if you've done a bunch of drug and are at a club and it's 1996 and you're just seen an episode of friends or whatever then this is probably incredible.
As music to listen to at work, it's more than serviceable. I have a hard time differentiating from track to track.
It's wild that this is a compilation of 5+ artists. It's wild that it's even more than 1!
3
Dec 21 2023
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Aha Shake Heartbreak
Kings of Leon
Imagine being a fan of Kings of Leon?
Kings of Leon is the most generic of all early 2000s rock.
It's the beige of early 2000s rock.
It's the lukewarm of early 2000s rock.
It's the broth of early 2000s rock.
It's the going exactly the speed limit of early 2000s rock.
2
Dec 22 2023
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Fly Or Die
N.E.R.D
Hmm sounds less like fusion and more like they don’t know what they want to sound like.
It’s all okay I guess. I don’t really like Pharrell’s solo stuff but I prefer it to this.
3
Dec 23 2023
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Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Girls Against Boys
Generic bad 90s “hard” or “alternative” rock.
2
Dec 24 2023
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I See You
The xx
Occasionally veers into safe car-commercial pop music, but the dance beats and bass save it at those times. I liked it!
4
Dec 25 2023
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The Infotainment Scan
The Fall
Fun and cool. Grew on me
4
Dec 26 2023
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Hms Fable
Shack
Occasionally has Barenaked Ladies upside.
Really remarkable for late 90s Britpop in that it doesn't completely blow chunks. It also doesn't sound EXACTLY like the other 259 late 90s Britpop albums on here. It mostly sounds the same, but not EXACTLY the same.
3
Dec 27 2023
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Warehouse: Songs And Stories
Hüsker Dü
Dares ask the question, "What if Barenaked Ladies and REM got together and recorded the same kinda fun kinda boring song 20 times and then released it?"
3
Dec 28 2023
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Get Behind Me Satan
The White Stripes
This ain't my favorite White Stripes album but it's still the fuckin' White Stripes and I gotta represent.
Love the pattern of up-tempo then slow-tempo. Love that Meg sings. Love that Conan helped out.
5
Dec 29 2023
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Tidal
Fiona Apple
It's wild to me that basically every Fiona Apple album is on this list EXCEPT the one that I think is unequivocally her best (Extraordinary Machine).
But I still love my gal and I'll give her 4 stars.
Back half of this is better than the first half.
4
Dec 30 2023
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The Rise & Fall
Madness
Hey gang just a heads up this is another example of "mediocre British band that literally no one has ever heard of and then when you look them up you find out that they were a one hit wonder and you've heard the one song and it's okay but the rest of their stuff is mediocre and forgettable".
You know, like approximately 75 of the albums on this list.
2
Dec 31 2023
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Mr. Tambourine Man
The Byrds
Definitely not the Beatles. Nope. Very different.
3
Jan 01 2024
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Welcome To The Pleasuredome
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Kind of hot and cold on this one.
On the one hand, I like the sound of it a lot. On the other hand, it's almost all covers? Like all the best tracks are just covers of other bands, and if I'm being honest I don't think they do any track BETTER than the original artist.
I like the variety, and it does kind of transcend the whole 80s sound of it all.
I was never bored, but I can also never see myself revisiting
3
Jan 02 2024
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Jack Takes the Floor
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
A good ol' time with some good ol' boys.
Ramblin' and hollerin' country folk music. Anyone who is a friend with known communist and fascist hater Woody Guthrie is a friend of mine.
4
Jan 03 2024
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The World is a Ghetto
War
Do you love awesome grooves and jams?
Because if not then you should skip this one.
4
Jan 04 2024
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Lost Souls
Doves
I think this is the second or third doves album? I like them well enough. I prefer when they aren’t singing, for what that’s worth. High three low four, but I’ve been too free with my fours lately.
3
Jan 05 2024
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Chore of Enchantment
Giant Sand
Kind of enjoyed their unique, loose, low stakes style. Some creative choices always meant that songs didn't go in the direction I expected.
3
Jan 06 2024
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John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band
John Lennon
What a total knobhead.
Ignoring all the BS about Lennon being a massive abusive asshole, this is incredibly mediocre. It's clear that the heroin ruined whatever talent he had. Or maybe it was really the other three pulling all the weight. Or maybe he only had so many good songs in him.
2
Jan 07 2024
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Heroes to Zeros
The Beta Band
Well this is it! #1089. I'm done with this whole shebang after I write this review.
And let me tell you, this album is the perfect way to close off this 3 year trip. It is so emblematic of this list as a whole.
Boring ☑
Forgettable ☑
British ☑
Bullshit ☑
It's been a real slice, y'all, and I am happy to have found hundreds of albums worth 5 stars.
But the overwhelming majority of this list is dumb boring forgettable british bullshit.
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