Idk why I’m so embarrassed to give 5 stars to things that music bros might not give 5 stars. Literally nobody knows who I am on here

A slay. Felt very lived in

I don’t know enough about music to know why this is allegedly so awesome. But it was very good.

me when America me when guitar me when ambient trumpet thing

I think maybe I’m just not enlightened enough yet for Joni Mitchell. I’m one of those plebs who doesn’t like the style and it makes me sad bc she’s obviously very talented

oh! 😃

I feel like such a hater every time I give something less than three stars because I could never create anything like this and it’s one of the top 1001 most influential albums of all time, and also I know nothing about music, but yeah I didn’t love it

Adele knows how to do one thing and it is to serve

Cool beans

Probably a 2.5 but I’m rounding down. Slow burn is great! I just don’t like country music so the rest isn’t a hit for me. Plus some of the rhyme scenes are reallyyyyyyyy predictable

Probably too intense to be listening to mid workday but other than that good

A certified bop!

This should be a 4.5 or something but idc I had so much fun with it they’re so unserious

Probably a 2.5 but this felt like the white noise of this genre

roight wots oll this then

Idk why I’m so embarrassed to give 5 stars to things that music bros might not give 5 stars. Literally nobody knows who I am on here

Tomato

Me when I’m in a sudden clashing synth sound competition and my opponent is a large ensemble band from the 70s:

the album I would get if I asked an AI to write an 80s album. Still fire tho

idk it was fun

Probably a 3.5 I think. A vibe, but I HATE songs about sex that have weird thoughts on women

I fought through this shit

the stand by me cover is so random

Live music is cool

Why does every song so aggressively cut off I don’t LIKE it

Very cool very cool

I bet these guys are scary yet cool and respectable

This album is soooooooo freakyyyyy! Elvis Costello you are a freak!!!!

The “sounds like Counting Crows lead singer” cinematic universe

Sure yeah

The last song was fuckjng NUTS dude I need Timothee Chalamet to take over some planets with that in the background

Idk it was cool in a generic way. Like even the non-generic stuff was generic in a generic way

Every time I hear Romance languages I’m like man English sureeee does sound ugly

Mentally ill white guys LOVE to made an album like this

next time I am in an interstellar movie I will know how to set the mood

I’ll give it a begrudging four but I’m getting SICK of these WEIRD BRITISH WHITE GUYS singing about EMO SHIT!!!! WHERE IS THE FUCKING JAZZ ON THIS LIST

vibes

This album starts off as Corporate Jazz and then at some point became Stardew Valley and then became Omen Synth? None of these are real genres but also none of them should be on the same album

All two stars are for the cat song

If I could sing like this every problem in my life would be solved

Yo this guy was in a band one time

I’ve tried to get through this album like 3 times and failed each time so maybe that’s a sign from god

Unfortunately jazz that makes you feel cool just isn’t as awesome as jazz that makes you feel like sitting in the sun

I wish British people were easier to take seriously but sometimes they say wanker and I chuckle

Shoutout julie