1001 Albums Summary

What a load of nosh. My doll hand has more power in it than this

Very much a poor mans sex pistols. The Irish were never very good at copying the English. I mean they are ok I guess, but Michael Barrymore was ok and he ended up with dead gays in his pool. I may have a doll hand but I don’t kill the gays in my pool

Modern life is indeed rubbish much like most of this album apart from the first song. I’d rather be violated by a horse than have to listen to it in its entirety again. Maybe some Phil Daniels vocals would improve it. He was always my favourite from blur. Such a shame he only appeared on one song.

I once let Noel Edmunds and wolf from gladiator shit on my chest

I enjoy this as background music while it puts the lotion on its skin. If I hold my penis with my doll hand it looks massive. I’ve heard worse than this before but also better than this before.

My bloody Valentine reminds of a past trip to Thailand. I had bigger hands than that girl! I remember dying of pneumonia which was easier to bare than most of this album. Not the worst I’ve listened too though

“The head” from art attack was the best talking head

Fan bloody tastic. Remember to send your videos in folks for a chance to win 250 pounds. I always kept my small hand in my pocket whenever I met sir Jimmy savile as I’m sure it aroused him

Fuck off with your zeppelin

Ron burgendy is the finest jazz guy I know. This was shit

So good I had bat for tea

Worse than imagine

Ahh here we go ladies. Finally some music with more prowess than my hand. Superb all the way through

Is that you banksy? Shitting in your hands and clapping is not as good as this album. I tried both to be certain.

Your on a roll now keep them coming. Talking of coming, I once came all over bindy (ask Rolf)

Who remembers fun house? Mullets and twins is literally the best combination ever. It was a whole Lot of fun with prizes to be won! Those twins loved a bit of Beadle hand magic

Clocks for necklaces was nearly as big as the jumpers for goalposts movement. People often mistook me for a gangbanger thanks to the claw shape I made when I waved at them. I was a pretty good crip so I was told.

This is shitter than beer

Wasn’t he a nirvana lyric?

Shit

Lame

Amazing. Not

Some shit albums about

Isn’t Bono the world’s largest shit?

Drivel

Not what I need on a Sunday. Drivel at best but oh y god what a band . Best group ever

Sound that

Better than sliced bread. Unreal!! I mean c’mon what a masterpiece. Spackman the loon probably won’t agree though. 5* all day long and thrice on a Sunday!!

Shite

Pj and Duncan are better

Troglodytes

Fucking soppy wet lettuce. The queen is alive you slag!

Where do we start. Ok well firstly anyone that dislikes John Lennon probably does have a rubber soul. If they have a soul at all that is. This album is absolutely phenomenal in every way shape and form. Another fine example of scousers ruling the world!!

Shite. I wish I was deaf

Sounds like a whale being raped

The only decent thing to come out of the 80’s was me. I used to like Michael Jackson during the 80’s but turns out he has a thing for staring at bum holes.

Poor mans Metallica

Elevator music at best

The hangman should of hung his beautiful daughter before she released this fucking garbage. Album cover looks darker than an episode of jim’ll fix it too. Would not recommend even to a deaf person.

Finally something that is not making my ears bleed.

Erm what else is there to say other than your a bellend

Cannot stand this clown. Total and utter knob who cannot handle fame or fortune very well. Bit shit at rapping too. He’s not exactly vanilla Ice

Cannot stand this clown. Total and utter knob who cannot handle fame or fortune very well. Bit shit at rapping too. He’s not exactly vanilla Ice

Great band. Must of been hard always being in the Beatles shadow but at least mick wasn’t corrupted by a wailing Japanese psychotic noise box. He sure knows how to point a finger. Probably the best in the finger pointing game and that makes up for being the second best band of the 60’s.

I’ve heard aids is more pleasant than this album but I’m lucky enough to have avoided both. What actually is the sound of India? Elephants? Music? Or people shitting in their hands and clapping? I hope it’s an elephant noise album

Pointy tits and a minge like a kippers snarl. What’s not to like?

Yo adddriaaaaaaaaan

Remember the talking head from art attack? He’s not on this album which is a crying shame

The 90’s ahhhhh. Music like this always inspires me to cry wank. Can’t beat a good cry wank. Wanking with “a beadle hand” is no laughing matter either!

I had a Siamese dream once. 2 vaginas quite the treat. Not to forget there was 4 tits. Like total recall but with an extra tit. Basically I masturbated while watching total recall and it got a bit weird.

I bet those boobs have been coated in all sorts of colours over the years

Will Ferrell is such a talented drummer. Not the best actor really. Not the worst mind. He’s not Alec Baldwin running round the set shooting people kind of bad.

Tapestry is not my bag baby. Neither are smelly hippies. I would bet my life on it too that the pussy you can’t see in this picture has a lot more fur than the one in the foreground. Wednesday Adams hasn’t aged well at all! The cat unfortunately developed a severe coke habit not long after this shoot and made some terrible life choices. Last reported to have moved in with Alec Baldwin. Missing presumed shot by ‘mistake’

Somebody needs to take her to A home and leave her. She looks like she should be called ray too these days. Have a vague memory of fingering a Thai girl to this song at some point. Really helped with the rhythm and flow and the facial she gave me afterwards was glorious

What a day

Music that makes you( or your wife) want to shoot yourself in a good way

I tried my hardest to hate this band in my youth but I just couldn’t. They won the battle of Brit pop with country house. I mean it was up against roll with it so they kind of gave you that one didn’t they eh Damon? Got absolutely smoked in the album sales though didn’t you? Cockney twat. Sorry I got carried away there anyway park life is a brilliant album. I mean it’s no definitely maybe but it’s pretty good isn’t it.

Scouse band deserves at least a 4 for their scouse vibes

Well it’s safe to say I managed to cum to every single track. What’s not to like, the greatest album from the greatest band of all time. A little help from my friends. What a hero ringo was! A day in the life, Christ just saying it makes me want to jizz all over my guinea pig! Just looking at the album cover gets me hard. Overall it’s a Beatles bukkake party and I’m very impressed.

Fun fact of the day. bono is the largest ever recorded piece of shit in history

Taylor made music for a peado van. No thanks I swiftly skipped this one. Overall she’s pretty shit

What a guy! What a band! What a hero! Ooooh what a day!!!

Doesn’t get much better. This is rap music everything else is second best.