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You Love More Than Most

Album	You	Global	Diff
A Northern Soul The Verve	5	2.91	+2.09
The Chronic Dr. Dre	5	3.33	+1.67
Urban Hymns The Verve	5	3.36	+1.64
Imagine John Lennon	5	3.45	+1.55
Definitely Maybe Oasis	5	3.52	+1.48
Band On The Run Paul McCartney and Wings	5	3.67	+1.33

You Love Less Than Most

Album	You	Global	Diff
Led Zeppelin III Led Zeppelin	1	3.96	-2.96
Tapestry Carole King	1	3.91	-2.91
Violator Depeche Mode	1	3.7	-2.7
The Queen Is Dead The Smiths	1	3.66	-2.66
Birth Of The Cool Miles Davis	1	3.65	-2.65
At Newport 1960 Muddy Waters	1	3.55	-2.55
Home Is Where The Music Is Hugh Masekela	1	3.36	-2.36
The College Dropout Kanye West	1	3.31	-2.31
Achtung Baby U2	1	3.3	-2.3
There's A Riot Goin' On Sly & The Family Stone	1	3.29	-2.29

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Artist	Albums	Average
The Verve	2	5
Beatles	2	5

Least Favorites

Artist	Albums	Average
Kanye West	2	1
U2	2	1.5

5-Star Albums (9)

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Yeezus

Kanye West

1/5

Cannot stand this clown. Total and utter knob who cannot handle fame or fortune very well. Bit shit at rapping too. He’s not exactly vanilla Ice

24 likes

Achtung Baby

1/5

Isn’t Bono the world’s largest shit?

15 likes

Dry

PJ Harvey

1/5

Pj and Duncan are better

7 likes

Too Rye Ay

Dexys Midnight Runners

2/5

The only decent thing to come out of the 80’s was me. I used to like Michael Jackson during the 80’s but turns out he has a thing for staring at bum holes.

7 likes

All Hail the Queen

Queen Latifah

2/5

Shit

7 likes

1-Star Albums (25)

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Imagine

John Lennon

5/5

Band On The Run

Paul McCartney and Wings

5/5

The Nightfly

Donald Fagen

1/5

What a load of nosh. My doll hand has more power in it than this

The Undertones

2/5

Very much a poor mans sex pistols. The Irish were never very good at copying the English. I mean they are ok I guess, but Michael Barrymore was ok and he ended up with dead gays in his pool. I may have a doll hand but I don’t kill the gays in my pool

Modern Life Is Rubbish

Blur

2/5

Modern life is indeed rubbish much like most of this album apart from the first song. I’d rather be violated by a horse than have to listen to it in its entirety again. Maybe some Phil Daniels vocals would improve it. He was always my favourite from blur. Such a shame he only appeared on one song.

NEU! 75

Neu!

2/5

I once let Noel Edmunds and wolf from gladiator shit on my chest

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme

Simon & Garfunkel

3/5

I enjoy this as background music while it puts the lotion on its skin. If I hold my penis with my doll hand it looks massive. I’ve heard worse than this before but also better than this before.

Isn't Anything

My Bloody Valentine

2/5

My bloody Valentine reminds of a past trip to Thailand. I had bigger hands than that girl! I remember dying of pneumonia which was easier to bare than most of this album. Not the worst I’ve listened too though

More Songs About Buildings And Food

Talking Heads

2/5

“The head” from art attack was the best talking head

Groovin'

The Young Rascals

3/5

Fan bloody tastic. Remember to send your videos in folks for a chance to win 250 pounds. I always kept my small hand in my pocket whenever I met sir Jimmy savile as I’m sure it aroused him

Led Zeppelin III

Led Zeppelin

1/5

Fuck off with your zeppelin

Home Is Where The Music Is

Hugh Masekela

1/5

Ron burgendy is the finest jazz guy I know. This was shit

Black Sabbath

3/5

So good I had bat for tea

Cafe Bleu

The Style Council

1/5

Worse than imagine

A Northern Soul

The Verve

5/5

Ahh here we go ladies. Finally some music with more prowess than my hand. Superb all the way through

Berlin

Lou Reed

1/5

Blue Lines

Massive Attack

3/5

Is that you banksy? Shitting in your hands and clapping is not as good as this album. I tried both to be certain.

Dummy

Portishead

3/5

Your on a roll now keep them coming. Talking of coming, I once came all over bindy (ask Rolf)

Fun House

The Stooges

3/5

Who remembers fun house? Mullets and twins is literally the best combination ever. It was a whole Lot of fun with prizes to be won! Those twins loved a bit of Beadle hand magic

Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black

Public Enemy

3/5

Clocks for necklaces was nearly as big as the jumpers for goalposts movement. People often mistook me for a gangbanger thanks to the claw shape I made when I waved at them. I was a pretty good crip so I was told.

Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde

The Pharcyde

2/5

This is shitter than beer

Songs From A Room

Leonard Cohen

1/5

Wasn’t he a nirvana lyric?

Peggy Suicide

Julian Cope

1/5

All Hail the Queen

Queen Latifah

2/5

Shit

Automatic For The People

R.E.M.

2/5

Lame

Mask

Bauhaus

2/5

Amazing. Not

american dream

LCD Soundsystem

1/5

Some shit albums about

Achtung Baby

1/5

Isn’t Bono the world’s largest shit?

Pink Flag

Wire

1/5

Drivel

Odessa

Bee Gees

1/5

Not what I need on a Sunday. Drivel at best but oh y god what a band . Best group ever

Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)

The Kinks

3/5

Sound that

Definitely Maybe

Oasis

5/5

Better than sliced bread. Unreal!! I mean c’mon what a masterpiece. Spackman the loon probably won’t agree though. 5* all day long and thrice on a Sunday!!

Violator

Depeche Mode

1/5

Shite

Dry

PJ Harvey

1/5

Pj and Duncan are better

American Idiot

Green Day

3/5

Troglodytes

Tommy

The Who

2/5

The Queen Is Dead

The Smiths

1/5

Fucking soppy wet lettuce. The queen is alive you slag!

Rubber Soul

Beatles

5/5

Where do we start. Ok well firstly anyone that dislikes John Lennon probably does have a rubber soul. If they have a soul at all that is. This album is absolutely phenomenal in every way shape and form. Another fine example of scousers ruling the world!!

At Newport 1960

Muddy Waters

1/5

Shite. I wish I was deaf

Debut

Björk

2/5

Sounds like a whale being raped

Too Rye Ay

Dexys Midnight Runners

2/5

The only decent thing to come out of the 80’s was me. I used to like Michael Jackson during the 80’s but turns out he has a thing for staring at bum holes.

Ritual De Lo Habitual

Jane's Addiction

1/5

Poor mans Metallica

Birth Of The Cool

Miles Davis

1/5

Elevator music at best

The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter

The Incredible String Band

1/5

The hangman should of hung his beautiful daughter before she released this fucking garbage. Album cover looks darker than an episode of jim’ll fix it too. Would not recommend even to a deaf person.

Garbage

3/5

Finally something that is not making my ears bleed.

The College Dropout

Kanye West

1/5

Erm what else is there to say other than your a bellend

Yeezus

Kanye West

1/5

Cannot stand this clown. Total and utter knob who cannot handle fame or fortune very well. Bit shit at rapping too. He’s not exactly vanilla Ice

Cypress Hill

2/5

Cannot stand this clown. Total and utter knob who cannot handle fame or fortune very well. Bit shit at rapping too. He’s not exactly vanilla Ice

Aftermath

The Rolling Stones

3/5

Great band. Must of been hard always being in the Beatles shadow but at least mick wasn’t corrupted by a wailing Japanese psychotic noise box. He sure knows how to point a finger. Probably the best in the finger pointing game and that makes up for being the second best band of the 60’s.

The Sounds Of India

Ravi Shankar

1/5

I’ve heard aids is more pleasant than this album but I’m lucky enough to have avoided both. What actually is the sound of India? Elephants? Music? Or people shitting in their hands and clapping? I hope it’s an elephant noise album

Like A Prayer

Madonna

2/5

Pointy tits and a minge like a kippers snarl. What’s not to like?

The Man Machine

Kraftwerk

3/5

There's A Riot Goin' On

Sly & The Family Stone

1/5

Yo adddriaaaaaaaaan

Fear Of Music

Talking Heads

2/5

Remember the talking head from art attack? He’s not on this album which is a crying shame

Pump

Aerosmith

1/5

In It For The Money

Supergrass

3/5

The 90’s ahhhhh. Music like this always inspires me to cry wank. Can’t beat a good cry wank. Wanking with “a beadle hand” is no laughing matter either!

Siamese Dream

The Smashing Pumpkins

3/5

I had a Siamese dream once. 2 vaginas quite the treat. Not to forget there was 4 tits. Like total recall but with an extra tit. Basically I masturbated while watching total recall and it got a bit weird.

Coat Of Many Colors

Dolly Parton

2/5

I bet those boobs have been coated in all sorts of colours over the years

Blood Sugar Sex Magik

Red Hot Chili Peppers

3/5

Will Ferrell is such a talented drummer. Not the best actor really. Not the worst mind. He’s not Alec Baldwin running round the set shooting people kind of bad.

Tapestry

Carole King

1/5

Tapestry is not my bag baby. Neither are smelly hippies. I would bet my life on it too that the pussy you can’t see in this picture has a lot more fur than the one in the foreground. Wednesday Adams hasn’t aged well at all! The cat unfortunately developed a severe coke habit not long after this shoot and made some terrible life choices. Last reported to have moved in with Alec Baldwin. Missing presumed shot by ‘mistake’

Ray Of Light

Madonna

3/5

Somebody needs to take her to A home and leave her. She looks like she should be called ray too these days. Have a vague memory of fingering a Thai girl to this song at some point. Really helped with the rhythm and flow and the facial she gave me afterwards was glorious

Raising Hell

Run-D.M.C.

3/5

What a day

Nevermind

Nirvana

5/5

Music that makes you( or your wife) want to shoot yourself in a good way

Parklife

Blur

4/5

I tried my hardest to hate this band in my youth but I just couldn’t. They won the battle of Brit pop with country house. I mean it was up against roll with it so they kind of gave you that one didn’t they eh Damon? Got absolutely smoked in the album sales though didn’t you? Cockney twat. Sorry I got carried away there anyway park life is a brilliant album. I mean it’s no definitely maybe but it’s pretty good isn’t it.

Ocean Rain

Echo And The Bunnymen

4/5

Scouse band deserves at least a 4 for their scouse vibes

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Beatles

5/5

Well it’s safe to say I managed to cum to every single track. What’s not to like, the greatest album from the greatest band of all time. A little help from my friends. What a hero ringo was! A day in the life, Christ just saying it makes me want to jizz all over my guinea pig! Just looking at the album cover gets me hard. Overall it’s a Beatles bukkake party and I’m very impressed.

The Joshua Tree

2/5

Fun fact of the day. bono is the largest ever recorded piece of shit in history

1989

Taylor Swift

1/5

Taylor made music for a peado van. No thanks I swiftly skipped this one. Overall she’s pretty shit

Urban Hymns

The Verve

5/5

What a guy! What a band! What a hero! Ooooh what a day!!!

The Chronic

Dr. Dre

5/5

Doesn’t get much better. This is rap music everything else is second best.