1001 Albums Summary

Absolute banger from adolescence. Vocals can get annoying

One of their better albums, before they got too synth cheesy .

Homoerotic

Purely psychosomatic

Faaaaaaaame

Rob Thomas smooth

p4k Chicagoan millennial dad-core

Identity crisis

the jangles

rubbish

*smokes a fat reefer in 1970*

as professionally boring as you’d expect

50s rock n roll with Beatles harmonies

Ugly Bob says II stars

my new album is a mix of opera und rock, it’s called McQueen: let’s get silly. It cost eighty million dollars

‘Ave a butchers at this one me China, propa Lundun innit

ziggy + hunky dory = a lad insane

I hate my girlfriend

It’s really fun, it’s just fucken long lmao

It’s Christmas music presented by a convicted murderer

It’s interesting but I don’t like country and by interesting I mean county music discovered Wilco and Phil Elverum

what the fuck was that?

I’m not watching the film

it’s like tribe but it’s not tribe

it really, really is a fun house

people only ever talk about pet sounds but this is pretty great too

cops hate you

I notice that all the one star reviews are from Americans, and I’m not an American, so it’s above one but I’m also not British so it’s lower than five. Nah it is still a fiver

song 2 is the worst track on the record

bore me to tears

pretty goth but not as goth as you’d think

fight club ruined one song

some nonsense about playing cricket in the rain

Oi Oi Oi

strummer should see how big supermarkets are now

yawk yawk yawk yawk

I am not North American tho

Songs about sexual fluids and immoral invasions of countries

skateboards and social criticism

Don henley is a nonce

take a look at these hands

Lou Reed doing a gay voice out of ten