Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart & His Magic BandI don’t know if “Safe as Milk” means that you’re safe or unsafe
I don’t know if “Safe as Milk” means that you’re safe or unsafe
Just kinda shouting into the microphone with boring beats
I could see this being fun to listen to if I were a completely different person with a completely different music taste
Quirky and funny. Every song is different but same theme and concept throughout. Never something I’d revisit.
Album art is better than the music. Jacque said “It has too many noises”. Overrated. Not even a top 3 Pink Floyd album. Great Gig in the Sky does make the tip of my penis tingle.
If I understood music or what they were talking about this would be a 5/5.
Absolute bop
short and sweet. I like Kale more.
Great for a chill Slovenian wine night
Knockoff Bowie mixed with a “I’m quirky and you will never understand me” vibe and some sprinkles of sexy monster mash.
mostly bored
Didn’t care for a lot of the production on the album.
Groovy, quick, and so easy to listen to.
Absolute vibe, just not mine
Snap crackle pop that’s stuff tickles my ear buds.
One of those albums that makes you wish you understood what the fuck is going on
Sounds like Richard Simmons workout music
If you don’t like this, then I’m sorry but you don’t like Home Is Where The Music Is by Hugh Masekela.
I could see it growing on me, but overall not my vibe.
That’s a lot of herbs.
Loved the two distinct sides.
So many bangers. I didn’t even think I really liked Michael Jackson too much before listening to this.
I don’t know if “Safe as Milk” means that you’re safe or unsafe
It’s like one really long good song, but it’s also just the same song
The album art spooked me and then the guitar melted me
Great music but I felt like I wanted the album to be over at the half way point.
Dreamy, poppy, vibes.
Didn’t absolutely loathe it, and it sounded impressive. If I was stoned I think I could love it.
Not a big punk fan, but I liked the singer
Sounded like a cologne commercial
Pretty good, and a bit darker than I expected
Fun, energetic, and still not something I want to listen to for 40 minutes
Banger after banger this is going into the rotation
Sounds like sex
Loved about the first half of the album but then things got really 80’s and weird
I want Nick Drake to tuck me in at night and read me a bedtime story
Tim Hartman’s review by Tim Hartman
I hate painting but never tried paint by numbers
Probably as good as punk gets for me :/
Great coffee shop or cocktail bar name
Not bad just didn’t click with me
Artsy, strange, raw punk with a totally normal cover
Solid. Also scared if I rate this low that Kunetz will hurt me.
Just kinda shouting into the microphone with boring beats
Funky, energetic, yeah
A man needs to edit one song off the album
Something that would probably be a 6/5 live but don’t know when I would listen to in my apartment
Dadadada dnsk
Is this the crocodile rock that Elton warned us of?
Please Swifties don’t hurt me
She feastin on my wire till I pepita
An entire party in one album
More of a fan of A Flacid Night’s Day
Jacque jumped on a table and started dancing when this came on
Better with ketchup
Saving this for when Jacque dumps me
Working to this made me feel like I was in the Social Network
It bothers me that this website just calls the band “Beatles” without “The”
Lost 2 points on the last two songs
Overwhelming
I didn’t have anything on my calendar tonight, but yeah I guess so
Would’ve been a 5 if they changed one letter in the album name
All time album cover
I could see this being fun to listen to if I were a completely different person with a completely different music taste
For when you need to get a nice stomp out
Just a sexy majestic voice my god
mediocre. Beep boop beep boop. 2nd best Radiohead album. Sucking lemons.