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AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Imperial Bedroom
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
5 2.99 +2.01
G. Love And Special Sauce
G. Love & Special Sauce
4 2.71 +1.29

You Love Less Than Most

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Melodrama
Lorde
1 3.31 -2.31
Vivid
Living Colour
1 3.2 -2.2
MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
2 4.19 -2.19
Hot Fuss
The Killers
2 3.72 -1.72
Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
2 3.68 -1.68
Trafalgar
Bee Gees
1 2.62 -1.62
The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
2 3.49 -1.49
Parachutes
Coldplay
2 3.45 -1.45
Imagine
John Lennon
2 3.44 -1.44
Frampton Comes Alive
Peter Frampton
2 3.19 -1.19

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Frampton Comes Alive by Peter Frampton

Tedious provincial-dad guitar wanking. Another album that felt a billion years long. I was sort of coping until "Do you feel like we do", which was truly interminable. This is already a lot of words for an album that offers absolutely nothing of interest, it's too dull to even hate properly.

Kenza by Khaled

This album is fine, it was interesting to listen to something with influence entirely different from what I would typically lean towards. Saying that, it didn't really excite me and I can't say I'm interested in hearing it again. It's fine. Didn't appreciate being blind sided by an 'Imagine' cover though, woof, that really took me out of it. 2.5/5.

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Revolver by Beatles
Oct 03 2026

I still think that Eleanor Rigby gets way too much credit, but there's plenty of good stuff (and Yellow Submarine) that makes up for it despite a couple of other duds (Taxman and Dr Robert? Don't hate them but not great maybe). I always like The Beatles more than I think I will, this album was no exception. Would listen to again, favourite tracks were 'Here, There And Everywhere' and 'Good Day Sunshine'.

Melodrama by Lorde
Oct 04 2026

Melodrama just about covers it. Lyrically very uninteresting, pretty laughable in spots - 'hard feelings' really made me giggle. You can see where Olivia Rodrigo gets it. I went in pretty optimistic given the very positive coverage Lorde has got but this did nothing for me, preoccupied with uninteresting teenage drama (kissing is really quite something apparently) but she sings nicely at least. I suppose it's deliberate, given the name? But it's not funny or musically interested enough to carry the cringeworthy content. I didn't enjoy this and I won't be coming back for a second listen, but maybe it's not supposed to be for me. Sorry Lorde.

Guero by Beck
Oct 08 2026
G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce
Oct 09 2026

I'd not heard of this artist before and had no expectations going in. Really liked it, fun sound, very enjoyable to listen to. Definitely coming back for more.

B-52's by The B-52's
Oct 10 2026
Oct 11 2026

I've never been drawn to grunge, I've never really listened to Nirvana before, outside of knowing the more famous songs. I was pretty disappointed, this did very little for me. I didn't enjoy Kurt's singing, the music felt very dreary to me. I know I'm in the minority here but I just didn't like it. I went back and listened to part of the album again, it was less boring to me the second time, saving it from 1 star, but still not something I'll be coming back to.

Trafalgar by Bee Gees
Oct 12 2026

Relentlessly maudlin. Technically competent is the nicest thing I can say about it. Really made me appreciate Nirvana, about the only thing that could have made the Unplugged album seem interesting and varied.

Oct 13 2026

I might have to accept that I actually really like The Beatles. This was great fun, it is a rightly lauded album that I'd go back to.

Imagine by John Lennon
Oct 17 2026

John Lennon shouldn't have been let near anything resembling blues. I listened to this twice to make sure I wasn't being contrarian but I think this is all sort of...bad. The song 'Imagine' can just do one, always hated that patronising dirge. Not sure what's going on with the horns on 'It's so hard', and the production on 'I don't wanna be a solider mama' is really odd, it's like it was mixed from the bottom of a well. And the whistling on 'Jealous Guy' is really irritating. Picks up a bit in the second half (How do you sleep) but then hits you with 'Oh Yoko', which makes the rest of the album seem lyrically interesting. 2 stars feels very generous, but, it is objectively better than Trafalgar by the Bee Gees.

A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
Oct 18 2026

Not a jazz fan and didn't go in with much in the way of expectations but I genuinely loved this.

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Oct 19 2026

I’m a sucker for this stuff, very much enjoyed listening to this.

Frampton Comes Alive by Peter Frampton
Oct 23 2026

Tedious provincial-dad guitar wanking. Another album that felt a billion years long. I was sort of coping until "Do you feel like we do", which was truly interminable. This is already a lot of words for an album that offers absolutely nothing of interest, it's too dull to even hate properly.

Parachutes by Coldplay
Oct 25 2026

No-one will believe me that, despite a deep sense of foreboding, I didn’t want to assume this album would be a generic, grating, uninspiring experience. Maybe Coldplay aren't all that bad, I don't have to regurgitate the negativity that gets splattered all over this band. Let me tell you, Chris Martin and Co didn’t disappoint. It’s nearly replete with low-energy guitars minced over basic lyrics delivered in a way that is both, magically, tortured and boring. The songs admittedly tell some sort of story sometimes, but perhaps one found in a book at the bottom of one of those wire bins in an abandoned WH Smith inside a condemned airport. 
I don’t know what I expected, but I still don’t get it, I think this is all very very dull. Saving graces are that Martin does have a recognisable voice and the song Trouble is almost pretty good. Somehow, I don’t think this deserves one star, I do believe Coldplay are really trying here but I’m not sure what they’re trying for. 
 "And the spies came out of the water But you're feeling so bad 'cause you know That the spies hide out in every corner But you can't touch them, no 'Cause they're all spies" Yeah, I guess. Cool thoughts you have Chris.


Reign In Blood by Slayer
Oct 26 2026

I’ve never listened to a metal album before and I can’t say I’ve been convinced to listen to more of them. None of this is serious, right? I didn’t hate this like I thought I might, it was fine, but the whole sound is just not for me. Whoooo, the devil, oh no, it’s all very scary and edgy, not satan. I could maybe stretch to 3/5 but I was getting a bit impatient for it to finish towards the end. Music made for other people.

Hot Fuss by The Killers
Oct 27 2026

The popularity of this album makes sense to me, but, if I can continue being pretentious; it’s fundamentally uninteresting and I strongly suspect that it’s only value is for people with nostalgia for a time before they developed taste. Or those that arrested their development at that point. There’s not much to explicitly hate but there’s also not much to like. It’s extremely bland for the most part (indie Coldplay?), the singles were the singles for a reason. Where this strays from being boring, I found it annoying, which might be largely due to the singing. The elephant on the album is THAT SONG, maybe the most overplayed song in history. I'm not going to write about THAT SONG, just send a silent prayer out to the universe that we let it die, I never, never need to hear THAT SONG again. Somebody else should have been in charge of selecting the keyboard sounds, they nearly all sound perfectly silly, and this band seems like they take themselves very seriously. I don’t though. I thought I’d be more worked up about this album but you can ignore most of it even when it’s directly in your ear. Deeply unchallenging and joyless.

Scum by Napalm Death
Oct 28 2026

I tried, but this really isn’t for me. Even if a 1 second song is pretty funny.

Fisherman's Blues by The Waterboys
Oct 29 2026

Celtic influenced and folky, a solid album.

Kenza by Khaled
Oct 30 2026

This album is fine, it was interesting to listen to something with influence entirely different from what I would typically lean towards. Saying that, it didn't really excite me and I can't say I'm interested in hearing it again. It's fine. Didn't appreciate being blind sided by an 'Imagine' cover though, woof, that really took me out of it. 2.5/5.

21 by Adele
Oct 31 2026

I was pleasantly surprised by this album. I haven't historically enjoyed hearing Adele on the radio, and her style of singing doesn't really appeal to me. But this is pretty good. It's nice to listen to, with catchy, soulful elements that I didn't expect. Not sure I'd listen to it again, but it's a very solid album. Even 'Someone like you' didn't actually annoying me. I am very surprised but I must be honest about it - it's pretty good! Particularly enjoyed 'Rumour has it' and 'I'll be waiting'.

Imperial Bedroom by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Nov 01 2026

As a enormous Elvis Costello fan I recognise that my opinion might be unrepresentative, but this is an easy 5/5 for me. I think this is one of the best albums made with the Attractions. I've listened to it a million times and will listen a million more.

Our Aim Is To Satisfy by Red Snapper
Nov 02 2026

Another album that neither excited nor offended me. Cool to listen to something different to what I usually go for but probably not something I'd return to.

Licensed To Ill by Beastie Boys
Nov 03 2026

I was pretty excited to get this one, I like the Beastie Boys a lot (though not made it through the entire catalogue). This contains some true classics and is very fun and enjoyable if (and only if) you're into the BB schtick. I am, this is great, even if it doesn't quite reach the heights of later efforts.

The Libertines by The Libertines
Nov 04 2026

A band that I was too snobbish to listen to as a teenager but thought I might quite like. This was underwhelming for me, catchy hooks but didn't leave too much of an impression otherwise. I enjoyed it enough, wouldn't be upset to hear it again but won't be rushing back for a listen.

Kings Of The Wild Frontier by Adam & The Ants
Nov 05 2026

Slightly better and more enjoyable than expected! I'd struggle to give it more than 3, but it wasn't bad if you enjoy a very particular 80's sound (though this is much earlier than I thought it was released).

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Nov 06 2026

Another good album that I enjoyed but don’t have a strong urge to return to. Pleasant psychedelic(ish) 60s rock. Stand out is easily ‘Time of the Season’ which is a really great song.

The Band by The Band
Nov 07 2026

I liked this but not that much. Felt pretty middle of the road for the most part, pleasant enough but not especially exciting.

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nov 08 2026

Going in I felt there was a chance I’d like this. But no. The highs (mainly ‘Roadtripping’) are not high enough to rescue this. Iffy lyrics throughout, a really annoying guitar sound and way, way too long. This is a long album and it feels it. Couple of enjoyable moments save this from 1 star but I was Very underwhelmed.

Queen II by Queen
Nov 09 2026

Always concerned that I’m going to be slapped in the face by a million over-played Queen songs that I can’t stand but this at least doesn’t have any of those. Some more fun glam rock stuff and a weird fantasy theme so make this alright but it’s still extremely ‘Queen’

Hit Me Hard And Soft by Billie Eilish
Nov 10 2026

Really enjoyed the instrumentation and production, can't say that the lyrical content or overall effect moved me much, though I would consider listening to it again to see if I enjoy it more. Not in love with this but far from hated it. 'Lunch' is easily the stand-out on the album.

War by U2
Nov 11 2026

The first listen sort of washed over me and didn’t leave much of an impression either way, so I listened again (paying a bit more attention) but the sensation remained. I’m not sure I could pick out the songs on this album (Sunday Bloody Sunday excluded) if they were played for me again. Largely inoffensive and without impact, which is odd given the subject matter.

Nov 12 2026

I’ve listened to a fair few tracks by The Smiths but not sure I’ve ever listened to an album all the way through. Really enjoyed it, even though Morrissey is a knob. Girlfriend in a Coma, Unhappy Birthday and A Rush and A Push and The Land is Ours all brilliant, already listened to the album again.

Vivid by Living Colour
Nov 13 2026

I really hated this. I thought the lyrics were highly embarrassing, the sort of thing I'd have written as a poem for an English assignment at school, aged 12 - Iooking straight at you 'Glamour Boys'; which is where I decided to score this album punitively. 'What's your favourite color?' didn't improve my opinion, which was honestly pretty sour from the get-go because the production on this is awful, so glossy and sterile to my ear. This heaping pile of tedium is topped off by a singing voice that I simply do not enjoy and some guitar-wanking that is probably generic at best. Best wishes to the folks with more developed taste than me that feel this is brilliant, please put me first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

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Average rating: 2.95 (0.38 below global average).

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