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Odessa

Bee Gees

2/5

CLIVE ANDERSON: And here we welcome Odessa by the Bee Gees which was a hit album back in 1969, or should I say ‘shit’ album because shit is one letter away from hit. And what an ugly bunch of bastards these freak show lads are. The band used to be known as Les Tosseurs but they’ll always be Les Tosseurs to me! BARRY GIBB: We’re getting on like a storm, aren’t we? In fact I might just leave. CLIVE: Don’t go! I’ve never had anyone leave before except Adele, Fever Ray, Franz Ferdinand and Christina Aguilera. BARRY GIBB: Well you’re the tosser, pal! CLIVE: Hey Maurice, won’t you stay to fill in the chat of your missing brothers? MAURICE: I’m sorry, I don’t do impressions. See ya later, Clive. CLIVE: But you have shown quite well that you do grandiosely shit Beatles and Scott Walker impressions?! And there we have it. The Bee Gees and Odessa, who look like they have just walked off the 1001 List as of this moment. Good night!

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4/5

Virkelig godt 80’er album som er god art pop, synth pop agtig new wave stil. De tog post punken og lagde mere vægt på new Waven og skabte et lidt mere atmosfærisk og let svævende univers. Det kan man sagtens høre og det giver en god helhedsfølelse når man lytter igennem til det fra start til slut. Promised you a miracle er en virkelig god single, synes jeg. Det er en kæmpe banger. Jeg synes overall det var en rigtig god lytte oplevelse det virker virkelig storslået og cinematisk. Normalt er jeg blevet lidt træt af den der 80’er stemme og virkelig synth stærke melodi, men det her virker bare gennemført.

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Le Tigre

Le Tigre

5/5

>: be me >: listening to le tigre for the first time >: first song pops up >: tries to think of clever powerpuff girls reference for review >: second song pops up >: the song is called hot topic >: realizes the song is about hot topic >: mfw 🤯

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Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury

The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy

4/5

I already knew and enjoyed Michael Franti's music, but I honestly had never heard of this group. Wow. There's some powerful imagery and heavy lyrics to get through, but I loved it. Spotify is missing 4 tracks, as is Apple Music (I believe), but the ones that are available are definitely worth a listen.

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GREY Area

Little Simz

2/5

Look, here's my hot take; The N word is North America-centric, like that's "our" word, hearing it said in a British accent seems strange, like they should have their own word: may I suggest bog-woddle?... sick beats, good enough flow and wordplay, but a little boring, luckily at 35 minutes it doesn't overstay it's welcome. Each individual song would be interesting if it popped up on a playlist, but as a whole it's a lot of not-that-much

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KIWANUKA

Michael Kiwanuka

5/5

this album is so refreshingly beautiful and interesting, both sonically and lyrically. Would I listen again: yep Deserves to be on this list: yep 4.5

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Atomizer

Big Black

3/5

Pretty good. Not really all that crazy or wild. Not sure it’s something I’d want to listen to regularly.

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Psychocandy

The Jesus And Mary Chain

3/5

Damn, I bet their live shows produce such a bad headache. Overall it was just okay.

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Birth Of The Cool

Miles Davis

4/5

I’ve never done a deep dive into the Miles Davis catalog, so this one was a new one for me. Also, this one prompted me to read up on Miles early career in the 1940s and 1950s, so I’m grateful for all that new knowledge. Not really an album in the traditional sense — most of these were released as 78s in the era before albums — it’s still an excellent assemblage of what Miles was exploring as a band leader for the first time. 4 stars

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Odessey And Oracle

The Zombies

5/5

This album is a true gem. Clever songwriting, perfect in tones, wonderful arrangements and just to make it perfect, a stunning and iconic cover art.

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Parachutes

Coldplay

4/5

Early Coldplay is actually pretty good. I knew some songs from 'A Rush of Blood to the Head', so I already expected quality. But, given all that, I still cannot, for the life of me, understand just why the fuck such a bland, sterile, commercial, cheesy, saccharine, corny, unsatisfying, sappy, unfulfilling, inoffensive and uninteresting song such as 'Yellow' is so popular. It is, to me, the perfect definition of mediocrity. It has good elements and concepts, but it never gets anywhere because there is no substance. There is nothing to be said and nothing to achieve. It is like if someone took all the filler parts of teen pop ballads and combined them into a whole bunch of nothing. Or, more realistically, if Chris Martin took the worst aspects of 'Fake Plastic Trees' and turned them into a song, without the emotion, passion or meaning of the original. Look at the stars, look how four shine for you, must be a reason to, and it was all yellow.

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The only thing more amazing than this album is how young Otis Redding was when it was recorded/released. A practically flawless blend of jazzy blues and soul with a great emotional gamut of songs from heartfelt to heart-pounding. Nothing short of a masterpiece from start to finish

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69 Love Songs

The Magnetic Fields

3/5

Songs are fine, nothing standout, but they weren’t bad. It is legitimately 69 songs long, almost three hours.

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Kilimanjaro

The Teardrop Explodes

3/5

It's ok. Reminds me a lot of The Police. Very emblematic of the 80s Brit New Wave sound. It's inoffensive, but not terribly memorable due to a sound that doesn't do enough to differentiate from other bands of the time. Really, I'd put it as a middle of the road fare. It just doesn't do enough to stick with me, but it's also not the worst. I'd never heard of this band, and I don't think I've particularly missed out.

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Metal Box

Public Image Ltd.

3/5

Listening to this now in 2026 is the timeline equivalent of Johnny Rotten listening to Benny Goodman while they were making this album. Back in the day, everyone had a PiL button but no one had a PiL album. More "important" than "good," this album sounds like it took about as long to record as it takes to play. They are lucky to have killer bass and guitar, else I would be prone to bailing out. Also, Johnny Rotten is smart to give the rest of the band a lot of space / give the listener a lot of breaks from his grating vocals. But very much of its time, like I can totally imagine playing this in between Joy Division and Gang of Four records. I think it might sound better and be more interesting in that context than when it is left to fend for itself in our modern, timeless, timeline where everything is up against the weight of the availability of everything that is new and everything that came before, all together everywhere at once. But when the aliens come and consume everything we've ever produced, I don't think Metal Box is going to force them to change their priors much if at all.

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Urban Hymns

The Verve

4/5

Se siente como el soundtrack de la vida, en las películas entraría cuando los personajes entran en ese momento reflexivo pero de manera positiva cuando todo se va a arreglar y hay esa luz al final del camino. Seria algo para escuchar a diario mi respuesta es no pero siempre hace falta algunas veces reflexionar

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Led Zeppelin

4/5

Overall it’s pretty good, but there are just some songs that I didn’t find that enjoyable.

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Junkyard

The Birthday Party

1/5

Anything with Rat Fink is a red flag. This album sucked.

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Elephant Mountain

The Youngbloods

4/5

Great sound, easy listening, nothing too pretentious but creative enough to be interesting

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Calenture

The Triffids

1/5

boooring don't know how to explain it, but it's the kind of an album that gets stuck in your car - you get used to it, you may like it or consider important to you, but it would never happen if you weren't stuck with it by force

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Little Earthquakes

Tori Amos

4/5

Silent All These Years has been in my music library for ages but I hadn't really listened to the rest of this album in full. I love Tori's voice and enjoyed this well enough, but it didn't grab me.

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Dry

PJ Harvey

4/5

Harvey just ripping off her own skin to show us what's underneath.. kind of a raw, visceral experience. Focused, channeled frustration in grunge form. Spins: 2 Playlist Additions - Dress - Victory - Happy and Bleeding - Sheela-Na-Gig

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Faith

George Michael

3/5

I know how huge this album was in the 80s. It kind of held up. It's a fun, sexually charged listen, and some of the songs still sound pretty good today. There are going to be a lot of Michael Jackson comparisons, and it's hard not to hear the similarities in some of these tracks. Synths are really cheesy sometimes, but usually the songs are catchy. "Faith" is an all time classic. Standout tracks are "Faith" "Hard Day" and "Kissing A Fool" Overall it's fun but a little too pop/ballad for my liking. Some great songs though. 3/5 for me.

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Casanova

The Divine Comedy

3/5

interesting for sure. not exactly for me but it was cool hearing the father ted theme song. i liked that one and a woman of the world. fuck the creator of father ted though, i hate that guy

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All Hail the Queen

Queen Latifah

3/5

not bad, but it gets super repetitive after the first handful of songs. still an icon obv

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The Healer

John Lee Hooker

4/5

I have a soft spot in my heart for the Blues. My dad was a huge blues guy, so I've listened to a lot of blues in my life, and now that my dad is gone I find some peace in listening to it. Reminds me of him. Did I almost ugly cry during the first song? Yes, yes I did. Any music that can make me emotional is great music to me.

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Cupid & Psyche 85

Scritti Politti

1/5

Even though I listened to the entire album, it felt like I didn't. Nothing stuck out to me that wasn't already done by every other 80's artist.

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The Slits

5/5

Everyone should listen to Typical Girls before they get hit by a bus

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Happy Trails

Quicksilver Messenger Service

5/5

First off, this album kicks major ass. If I had a time machine I would go back to the late 60's in San Francisco. For me, the psychedelic rock scene of that period produced some of the greatest music of all time and you could go see some killer live music every day of the week. Secondly, a bit of a rant. This album starts with a 25 minute version of a Bo Diddley song, but the entirety of this book is devoid of a Bo fucking Diddley album. The most egregious omissions of this book is it's lack of real blues music. By my estimation there are only 5 actual blues records on the list. No Howlin' Wolf, no Buddy Guy, no Big Mama Thornton, no Butterfield Blues Band, no Fred McDowell, no Mississippi John Hurt, no Magic Sam, no Freddie King, No Albert King, no Otis Spann, no James Cotton, and on and on and on. I don't have many soap boxes but this is one of them. But anyway, highly enjoyable listen for me. The recordings of these gigs at the Fillmore West in '68 had the Grateful Dead on the bill also, it must have been jam band heaven.

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The Trinity Session

Cowboy Junkies

5/5

In my share house days in the early 90s, it was common after a big night out for a small posse of die-hards, stragglers and ne'er-do-wells to convene in our lounge room for a late-night chill-out. We were pretty rock crowd, leaning towards alternative, industrial and goth, but The Trinity Sessions album was a favourite for the wee small hours while we came down from the effects of the evening. This record is spacious and gentle, wonderfully and sympathetically underplayed, and Margot Timmins voice is beautiful. I love the simple and honest recording. No notes, five stars.

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2112

Rush

5/5

Coincidently, i just listened to this album yesterday, and i was more than happy to listen again today. Rush is a Mt Rushmore band for me. Like every other band nerd on their high school drum line I idolized Neil Peart and listed to more Rush than I likely should have. I wore out side one of my 2112 cassette learning Overture and Temples of Syrinx, and I will still rock out hard to Temples on my steering wheel. Worth the sore hands and the multiple close calls running off the road. Rush is just three Canadian guys, each an amazing player. They created new music for nearly 40 years, and toured even longer. They never dialed it in, they didn't milk a decades old catalogue, they created to the end. Side one is a dystopian story about the beauty and power of music told in 7 movements. Neil was an avid reader and had been into Ayn Rand for a bit, he was also the author of all the Rush lyrics so that explains side one, aka the first song on the album. Side two is includes some Rush classics, passage to bangkok, something for nothing, tears....why name favorites....side two is as amazing as side one. No bad songs on this album, a classic. Rush is not a band for everyone, and that's more than fine. I'm a fan boy.

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Duck Rock

Malcolm McLaren

1/5

Duck Rock? Uh, ok..? the British (UK) slant on this list is on full display here, it seems, after reading the reviews before going in. I've never heard of it or him (even in passing) and I consider myself pretty knowledgeable in music. I've been a good sport, so far, but I hold little hope. I do vaguely recognize "Buffalo Gals", but it's been eons since I've heard it. What the actual f*ck is this? Is this what cocaine does? I've never had the privilege. This clinches it -- I officially know what the soundtrack to cocaine sounds like. What a hyperactive mess. I chuckled at the absurdity of it. It's definitely something, but it's not anything I care for. "Jive My Baby" and "Duck For The Oyster" actually had me rolling around laughing they were so absurd. Not sure that was the intent. (1.5/5) because I laughed (unintentionally), but rounding down because there is nothing redeeming here. It actually felt more like an assault.

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Only By The Night

Kings of Leon

5/5

Being a middle age guy and standing in the kitchen and having coffee this morning with my wife of 20 years while Sex on Fire is playing is the height of irony. I was barely competent in the sack when I was in my prime, now the only thing on fire is my lower back pain. I'd be laughing right now if it wasn't so damn depressing. Like my last Kings of Leon album, it's much better later in the day. This cats vocals pre coffee are a no go for me, but it's all good this evening. Jared Followill is a badass bass player. Very tasty bass lines and the highlight of this album in my opinion.

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461 Ocean Boulevard

Eric Clapton

1/5

Well what a whole lot of nothing this is. It's like an auditory boiled rice and tofu sandwich. Music you'd hear while you're waiting to have your root canal done. Fuck this shit, I'm putting the new Neurosis album on again

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Blood And Chocolate

Elvis Costello & The Attractions

4/5

I'll admit, I came into this album with some preconceived notions of Elvis Costello and thought I knew what I was getting into, but from the first track I was thrown for a loop. Not so great at first, but by "Tokyo Storm Warning" I'd acquired enough of a taste to settle in. That's when I started to hear so many of the 90s bands that must have been directly influenced by his 33 studio albums. Toad the Wet Sprocket, The Wallflowers, Spoon, Weezer, Wilco, whoever the hell did the Friends theme... Hell, Soul Asylum directly incorporated the skeleton of "Blue Chair" into "Runaway Train," and their singer probably owes him royalties for his stellar impression. There are even hints of Sublime in here, which I'd never have expected to hear. Like most albums, some of it worked better than others, but even when it wasn't great, it was interesting, and I definitely preferred his voice in the calm stuff to the almost punky screaming he'd tear into every so often. But all respect to The Attractions, who pretty well lived up to their names. All in all, it was better than I expected, and while I'm more likely to check out some of his other material than I was before, I'm more inclined to reach for some of those influenced artists I mentioned earlier and show my appreciation that way. It's a solid 3.5/5 that I'll round up in thanks for the legacy.

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The Cars

The Cars

5/5

This album gets 5 stars for Moving in Stereo being the song playing during the Phoebe Cates swimming pool scene. As the kids say, IYKYK. This is one of the best debut albums of all time. 6 of the 9 songs are straight up classics.

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Imagine

John Lennon

5/5

It's practically impossible to evaluate the title track of this album on its own terms. "Imagine" has been re-performed and re-contextualized endlessly and it's either the "greatest song ever written" (if you're a Boomer) or absolutely cringe naive nonsense if you're younger than 35. For what it's worth, and for better or worse, it's an elegy for the New Left -- by 1971, the 60s were "over" but the US and the UK were still embroiled in Cold War imperial adventures and Nixon was building his political kingship off hippie bashing. The Summer of Love ideals the Beatles represented were no longer popular, but the social/political problems these ideals were meant to address were alive and well (and, more importantly, the backlash against these ideals was gaining strength). Throughout the 1968 protests across Europe, one of the most popular slogans was "Die Phantasie an die Macht," or "All Power to the Imagination!" Lennon (who previously shrugged off the '68 rebellions) was now free to make political claims in his own name so he rushed to plant his flag with the New Left by paling around with the Panthers and throwing money at a bunch of radical underground publications. But it was probably too little too late, so "Imagine" fails to project "what could be" because it's so hung up in "what could have been." This nostalgia (for a time only a few years prior!) is partly why the Boomers are obsessed with its message -- it makes them feel like "we almost had a revolution" (which may or may not actually be true, depending on what they mean). And like so many New Left icons, its message was completely diluted and appropriated by libertarians and gets dragged back into the limelight every few years by the ruling class as an anti-activist "can't we all just get along" sleeping pill (exhibit A is Gal Gadot). To Lennon's credit, "He'S rIcH aNd He'S tElLiNg Us To ImAgInE nO pOsSeSsIoNs!" is an incredibly shallow critique. Yeah dawg, that's why the song is called "Imagine" and not "I'm a perfect role model and you should live exactly like me." In fact, that's the absolute *strength* of this album -- Lennon is brimming with both ego and humility, hypocrisy and sincerity, condemnation and self-effacement, imperfections and redemption. The 2 songs immediately following "Imagine" directly address Lennon's grossest qualities: his history of violence against women, and his nasty tendency to mock people with disabilities. The former is something he's had to account for endlessly (especially after his death), the latter is something he's rarely criticized for but he nevertheless felt the need to apologize for. Elsewhere on the album, he continues to poke holes in the soft utopianism of "Imagine" by addressing his own feelings of hopelessness, uncertainty, depression, anger, pettiness, mania, neediness, etc. He would probably be the first person to acknowledge the worrisome self-righteousness of "Imagine" because the rest of the album is one long apologia for that ego trip. It's almost a shame how strong of a shadow this song casts -- there are so many other killer tracks here: "Jealous Guy," "Gimme Some Truth," and "How" are among the best he ever wrote, and there's no filler anywhere else on the album. If he left off track 1 and gave it a new name it would be, undoubtedly, celebrated (even by younger generations) as one of the best albums of the 1970s. Nevertheless, despite, or because of, its flaws, I think it is.

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The Slits

5/5

When to listen: Bopping around and feeling like a girl's girl. I've had their version of I Heard it Through the Grapevine in my Spotify saves for a long time. What a treat to hear the whole album. The sound is an unusual mix of lots of influences and the lead singer's voice is definitely unique, but that's what I loved about it!

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Moss Side Story

Barry Adamson

1/5

Hard pass. Tried the first four tracks and this is officially the first album in this sequence I abandoned. I saw someone write that it sounds like a soundtrack. I agree, and not in a good way. Nope. (1/5). Just nope.

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Good Old Boys

Randy Newman

5/5

The Good: Just some good old boys… The Bad: Got it confused with The Dukes of Hazzard! The Ugly: The above mentioned tv series getting the same kind of crap as the album we are about to rate… Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Today, we live in a society where too many idiots scream out of outrage about the usage of a word, or the imagery of a symbol… scream scream scream. The opening track, the first time I remember hearing it, I almost choked on my drink when I got to the end of the song… I doubt many people get that far today, because they hear a word that only certain people are allowed to use. To those idiots, I say, get off your high horse, sit down, listen to the song again, and use your f-ing brain—that is if you have one. I do have to be honest here and admit the fact that, frequently, I can’t be bothered to pay attention to the lyrics on many of the albums that I’ve had the displeasure to listen to. So, I too should get off my high horse… But not before rating this album with a 5*, not because it is that special, but because, out of oh so much shit I’ve had to listen to these past couple of weeks, it shows that sometimes something that seems mediocre is actually worth it’s weight in gold.

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I can’t believe the top review for this record (as of Dec 2023) is from someone trying to use their PhD in Mathematics as justification for not liking hip-hop. Weak.

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Einstürzende Neubauten

4/5

Oh fuck yeah, now we're talking. Wait no, I swear I'm not being pretentious. This is the lowest rated album on this site because I guess mostly people aren't very fond of German people smashing metal plates together - who would have guessed. But halle-fucking-lujah, this is something this list needs more of. Albums that make you go "well, that was an experience and now I'm a changed man". Nobody is lying on their deathbed wishing they heard more crappy 80s post-punk or late 60s psychedelic rock. THIS is what we all deserve to be listening to as we embrace eternal oblivion. I'm giving this a high rating not only because I genuinely really love it, but also to help Kid Rock move to his rightful place as the actual worst album on this list. Together we can make a difference. Save the turtles.

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Scum

Napalm Death

3/5

Brings back vivid memories of when me and my mate Ray went on a trip to Dresden. We met this rotund goth in a bar, head to toe with tattoos and piercings, real filth and after a while took her into the disabled bogs for a spit roast. We were both pumping away in her with Napalm Death on in the background and her wailing "MEIN GOTT" at the top of her lungs. I remember spaffing all over her back just as Siege of Power kicked in. As i shoot over her, she takes Ray's cock out of her gob and says "do you want fries with that?" in a faux American accent. Anyway, we go outside and there's this gammy little geezer in a wheelchair sitting there furious, giving me daggers, because he's had to wait so long, so I lean into him and I go "I hope you have as much fun in there as we just did you little cunt".

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Shalimar

Rahul Dev Burman

4/5

Shit like this on the list is both refreshing and infuriating. Refreshing because it is good, fun, interesting, and also not something I would regularly be exposed to! It's why I started this project and keeps me coming back. It's infuriating because the fact that it is included here means that Robert Dimery, the original author of the 1001 albums list is aware that music like this exists. He's clearly aware that there is an entire world of music out there. SO WHY HAVE I LISTENED TO 200 80s BRITISH NEW WAVE ALBUMS AND 200 SCOTTISH ROCK ALBUMS FROM THE 90S??!!?

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Rust Never Sleeps

Neil Young & Crazy Horse

2/5

Back when I was in college, there was this dude who would come into the bar I worked at on a Friday night and play fucking 10 Neil Young songs in a row. He would also hit on girls by doing magic tricks. I remember how angry I got every time he made me listen to an hour of Neil Young because I was just trying to have a good time, and he fucking made me listen to this sad, soppy fuck who writes nothing but songs that sound indistinguishable from each other and never seemed to enjoy a happy moment in his entire like. Fuck that guy, and fuck Neil Young. 2/5

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Rust Never Sleeps

Neil Young & Crazy Horse

5/5

Back when I was in college I used to go to a bar and listen to Neil tunes and do magic tricks for women. There was a bartender there, he was the best. I loved that guy. Some of the best years of my life.

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Be

Common

1/5

I really don't get rap, and I am completely aware of why. I'm a STEM guy, specifically a Ph.D. student in mathematics. Although my verbal intelligence is quite high, it's still about a standard deviation below my quantitative intelligence. Therefore, it should not be too surprising that I prefer melodies to lyricism, and that a genre based on the latter doesn't wow me. I know I'm pretty far out of step with public opinion on this one, but that can easily be attributed to the fact that hipsters with humanities degrees (i.e. extremely verbal-dominant people) are considered the ultimate arbiters of taste for some reason. (Side note: this also explains why prog rock is seen as being for losers.) Best song: Be (Intro), which had a decent instrumental part at the beginning. Everything else just sort of ran together.

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Be

Common

5/5

Rap isn't my preferred genre of music. But I'm a shitty mathematician so I enjoyed this.

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Melodrama

Lorde

5/5

Sorry Boomers/Gen X, I was like 20 when this came out so it's one of the best things to ever happen to me. Sorry it's not King Crimson or whatever.

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69 Love Songs

The Magnetic Fields

2/5

i ain’t listening to all that i’m happy for u tho or sorry that happened

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Scum

Napalm Death

1/5

The only enjoyment I got from this was reading the review about the brothers in Dresden and their lovely and talented tattooed friend.

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Be

Common

5/5

I am definitely not the target demographic for this album, but I still thought it was very good. There's a lot of skill and artistry put into these tracks, so much so that it is almost invisible. 4 stars for me, plus an extra star just to spite the mathematics PHD guy.

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