Like okay man I get it. Good for you but... I got stuff to do

The only reason this is here is because it’s from before streaming, when if you bought a shit album you had to convince yourself you liked it.

Boring. Extra star awarded for hating Tories

I guess you either like his annoying voice or you don’t. I did

Very strong start and finish but lags in the middle, much like me having a shag.

I like it but all the songs go on too long

Lying around in a bed making sweet music

Great album, love the first side especially

Very strong start and finish but lags in the middle, much like me having a shag.

I like it but a whole album of this stuff is a bit much for me.

Pleasant

It's good

Excellent album

It's alright but I'll stick to 'The Best of Blur'

Sweet bass

Daft bald bastard

boring

Goes on a bit

Masterpiece

It's alright

I don't really like this

Cool, really love the title track

Very good, feel like I only scratched the surface though. Will need to listen again but on the day it's a 3 from me

Loved this

There is a song on here called "Weenie Beenie"

I quite like the first song, the rest of it got on my tits

Really good shit to be honest

Not bad

Fine

I absolutely love this

Good but I got the idea

Very pleasant

Don't just watch the ads listen to them

Way better than I expected

Loads of cool stuff here but the title track is so immense

Didn't like all of it but I really liked the bits I did

Well done the beatles

interesting

Nice

Delicious strong cheese

No

Too much

This was okay

Good

Nice

Cool

Nice

Very nice

It grew on me a bit but it was quite dull

Badass

Bit samey. Bit rapey.

Fine

Not my cup of tea

Funky shit

Love

Naff

I remember this

This fucks

Lovely

Fine

Ehhhhhh

Nice nice nice

Nice

First two songs are bangers. Rest is wank

Lovely stuff

Good album frank

Cool

Not for me

Nice

Ehhhhhhh

My hole is none of your business

Chunky Tory: let the bodies pile high

Fine

Boring old man music

Wanted to love this but it just washed over me, oh well

No thanks

Great vibe, really liked it, was ready for it to end tho

Not for me

Didn't expect this to be so funky! Really liked it

I should say i liked this for cred but i didn't, it bored the tits off me

I'm randy lol

YES

Surprisingly tolerable

The spoken word bits are absolutely diabolical, so terrible, just a disgusting thing to have on a record, no need for it, one star docked for extremely poor behaviour

Enter Sandman is very funny imo

Just don't get this

Really nice album, enjoyed this a lot

I love this a lot. Definitely going to listen to more from them.

not my cup of tea

Thought I was going to love this but the guys voice man... No thanks

Found this a good vibe. Thank you

Hell yes

Yeah it was alright but won't spin it again to be honest

Honestly just fuck this. Fuck it.

Lovely music for me to listen to

What a lovely album

Something quite bracing about listening to unrestrained offensive sexism. Well done Mr Cube

Gorgeous

Liked a few songs but overall pretty grating

This is crazy lol

Thanks

Didn't really get on with this, dunno why, just found it a bit annoying, sorry I guess

Really like this album!

I really liked a lot of the songs on here but it could do with a trim

Didn't know any of these songs before but really liked the album

Like okay man I get it. Good for you but... I got stuff to do

Nearly a 4 star but ultimately I am a nasty guy. But it is really good. House Carpenter is a banger

Bit of a masterpiece really

Not bad I reckon

brexit

WTF where has this album been all my life. I knew Everybody Wants to Rule the World and Head Over Heels were great, but didn't realise they were on a banging classic album

It's not my favourite album of hers (Red) but I can't deny it's packed with smash after smash, including Clean, maybe her best song.

Cool and interesting sounds, I will listen to this again. Well done boys

This rock rocks

Found this to be an enjoyable album to listen to

Really good

Not my cup of tea

Started well but tailed off

Ok

This is good. Unfortunately I can't stand it.

Very nice album of music

No thanks guys

This is obviously a great album with loads of great songs. I find it hard to connect with it though, maybe all the layers and layers of harmony just put a bit of distance between me and the songs. Objectively four stars, personally three.

Really really liked this, way more than I expected to

Cool beans

Obscene

The girl version of Alan Morris

A few real good bops on here

I wasn't familiar with any of these songs but I thought this was a great album. Dramatic and interesting.

Classic

Didn't jump out at me much but I did enjoy it

Thought this was cool

Enjoyed. Having a 3 star week here

Love feminism

Okay prince thanks I get it

Where's this been all my life?!?!?!

tfw trying to listen to jazz and some old nob is going on about some shit

Not my cup of tea

Changed my mind on this a few times as I listened to it but ultimately it was Good

You Must Buy Your Wife At Least As Much Jewelry As You Buy Your Horse and Other Poems and Observations Humorous and Otherwise from the Life on the Range

Boring Bob

Really cool

Lovely album

Lovely stuff

Really good at first, but got a bit much

Liked this more than her other one

Sort of liked this and sort of didn't. Sometimes his voice got a bit much. Kind of over emotional. But it was good anyway.

Bit of a mixed bag but ultimately Quite Good

Very much enjoyed listening to the album 'Transformer' by 'Lou Reed'

Great stuff

Very enjoyed

I liked some of the songs but like not as an album. You know? And we're meant to be rating these as albums

Thought this was terrible

This rules

I was listening to this album a lot when I met my wife, and we had Mirrorball playing at our wedding. Not going to get a fair rating out of me, sorry. It's a crime One Day Like This got so overplayed on telly. Ban TV.

Quite good

Quite liked this, would like to listen to more of their albums and see where they go with this

Jazzy

Really liked this one especially Flowers

Really naff and corny but in quite a sweet way. Liked Grand Finale.

Found this a good vibe

Fucking cool, like a proto-Pixies

Not my cup of tea

Thought this was fine but I liked this version of Jacko compared to when he gets into HEE HEE all the time

Way too cheesy for my tastes

Good

Not my fav by the lads but a solid effort

Really liked some of these songs but they were buried in so much unfunny bullshit. If I wanted to listen to unfunny bullshit I'd put Radio 4 on.

My first favourite band

This was like the other Doors album in that the first song made me think I would like it and then the others proved me wrong

Good stuff

Just a real good vibe

Good album

Bored

Bit too American and secular for my Christmas tastes and all these songs have been overused in films. But it's good

Good fun

Picture yourself in a night club on "rock night" and the DJ turns down the chorus to Livin on a Prayer so you can all go WHOA-OH!

Great album about J K Rowling's least favourite train

Good album

Great stuff lads

For some reason I thought I'd hate this but it was pretty good

a funky groove to fuck to

Very smooth and nice to listen to

Jazzin good time

Very good shit

Great album from Prince

Dear oh dear I can't understand a word these rappers say

Absolutely stuffed with absolute bangers

This one's not really for me sorry!

This didn't really do it for me

Good album

Very enjoyed this one

had me from the first track, just brilliant

Really good

A bag mix

Marvin! Marvin! It’s Chuck! Your cousin, Chuck Gaye. You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to this! *sound of me getting it on*

Boring. Extra star awarded for hating Tories

Love her voice. Good singing Joan

Boring shite

this is crazy!! haha

Third PJ Harvey album on here and this is my favourite

Bit of a mixed bag for me but I liked it

Abba dabba doo!!! Haha

Cool

Bounced right off this

Total masterpiece

This is great!

Some cool moments earning the much coveted third star from the worlds best music critic but didn’t really grab me overall

Nice

Really good, listened to this a few times because it was good

Interesting fact about this album, the great song ‘Tonight’, featuring producer David Bowie’s recognisable voice on backing vocals, was later covered by Bowie himself (with Tina Turner) for his 1984 album also titled ‘Tonight’, and it fucking sucks camel shit

Mostly bollocks

Generally quite an annoying listen

Least favourite of the Prince albums so far. Just found it a bit nothingy

A fair few cool songs on here but unfortunately I can't stand Sting's stupid voice

Brilliant, peak britpop

Thought I’d like this more than I did. Oh well never mind

Just good quality Springsteening

Could very much have done without the scratching but overall this had a nice nostalgic sound that I enjoyed

Great!

Not usually fussed by Elvis but got to admit this is good stuff

Not really my cup of tea but I can tell it's really good

I just can't really stomach a whole album of U2 sorry.

I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of this

Very cool bit of playing on the piano

Never had much time for Elton John but this was great

Yes thanks

I wouldn’t listen to this regularly but I did like it. Dirty synths, Justin Vernon’s falsetto, annoying noises. All my faves

Kind of cool if hard to listen to. Top trolling having this on here honestly.

Thought this was going to be bollocks but it wasn’t it was alright

Best jazz so far maybe! Really good!!

yeah prejudice isn't why i don't like this, it's just boring as fuck George

Pleasant enough

Very good work

Good album for me to listen to

Preferred yesterday’s Wu-Tang Clan album but this had some good tunes

The guy that made this list was like fuck need to have a French album so he just put the most French sounding shit you ever heard in your life on it

Well, I liked the bit from The Exorcist.

Dreamy

Why did they let a bb be king

Snoop has taken this album off streaming to turn it into an NFT. The album itself is good. I recommend stealing it.

Didn’t hate this but it’s pretty cringe

Enjoyed this quite a lot. Cheesy but fun. Lost its way a bit towards the end but go on have a 4th star why not

Didn’t really like the first half but he recovered nicely for the end

This was really nice except for that guy laughing it up. Rude.

One of the best from one of the best

Surprisingly chill given its name. I liked it mostly.

Liked this very much. Well done Mr Nas

Never heard of this but it's absolutely fucking great. Melodramatic angst-ridden lyrics, dark vibes, just a great breakup album. Sounds way more recent than 1993 as well. Loved it.

Good but a whole album was a bit much for this guy

This is one of the best albums ever made.

It's a classic!

What a cool album, I really liked it and I enjoyed it almost all the way through

Good stuff, wasn’t a big fan of the guys voice but it was good

Not my cup of tea. Production is too slick but also too busy and her voice isn’t my thing. Good lyrics. Wonder if she’d thrown off the 50s throwback stuff she might have done something I really liked. Sadly she never got the chance to truly impress the world’s best music listener. RIP

Lovely lovely lovely album

Liked it more than Astral Weeks

Really didn’t want to put this on but it was actually good?!

Good

Didn’t click at first but a second listen helped. Really good

Beautiful

Really cool!

I really like Frozen (song), otherwise boring

Perfectly acceptable music

P. good

Not my cup of tea, didn’t get on with it at all

Kind of annoying how he's like constantly going HEE HEE and DAH and whatnot by this point. Stops me from hearing the music, which sounds like it was made on a Mega Drive, and therefore rules.

Found this more interesting than especially enjoyable or ‘good’ but I liked it

Prison is no punishment these days, they’ve all got flat screen TVs with all the channels and PlayStation 4 and Johnny Cash recording an album, it’s like a holiday camp for gods sake

Really good

https://youtu.be/nEXVLPcvksM

Peaks hard on the first song but the rest is still good

I liked it

Fine

It was okay. Thought I’d like it more than I did. Oh well!

Not the biggest load of wank I’ve ever heard but it’s up there

LOVE

Found this so boring

Really good, will check out their other stuff. Cheers then.

Not bad

He sounds kind of funny to me. But it’s nice and short eh

I was hyped when I saw this come up but I think I like a bit less punk in my post-punk. Still a good listen

Enjoyed this

Thought I wouldn’t be into this but I was

This is a good soundtrack but I don’t get why it’s on here. Especially as there’s another Air album on here.

This album rules

Didn’t know they had stuff like this in the 60s

Cool

I guess you either like his annoying voice or you don’t. I did

Absolutely loathsome

Wow, feel like you never actually hear more than the first couple of lines or Bad Moon Rising, in like trailers and shit.

I really enjoyed this album. It's a shame it's credited to Malcolm McLaren given that he did fuck all, isn't a musician, and is a bell end.

I thought this was good, but not very exciting or interesting.

CRINGE

Boring. I liked the bit from Goodfellas but even that went on a bit.

Good. Not really my thing but good.

Really good!

I enjoyed this, a few stand out tracks

Cool

Some good relatable songs here about being a Top Shagger

Liked it a lot

This is absolutely excellent

Fun, fresh and funky.

Struggled with this because I liked it but also found it very boring and will never listen to it again

Not my fave Talking Heads but it’s got Heaven

Found this really boring

Cor, very good

Yeah this sounds like Jimi Hendrix

Really liked this!

Extremely unprofessional

Thought I was going to fucking hate this when she started singing like a baby but actually i liked it more than Back to Black. More interesting. However still not my thing.

I was a bit down on these at the time but this is a good album. Quite sneery in a very 2005 way but I like that.

I’m meant to love this because Bowie loved it but nah. I like the scary Scott stuff more but he does have a cool voice

1 minute into these songs: fuck yeah 4 minutes into these songs: ok I get it

Liked this WAY more than I thought I would

I like and admire this more than I actually want to listen to it

Good as fuck will listen to this again

Loved the first track but overall it was just fine

Badass. Love Epic, sweet War Pigs cover, loads of smashes.

What do you think Eazy E is getting at with this lyric: So slip the see-note and you can choke On a wind ding ding-a-ling down your throat Foreplay to me ain't shit When you spread them, I'm ready, then you can get the dick Of the Eaze, if you can deal wit the size But if you can't, parental discretion's advised

This rules. Love this.

Perfectly nice but not my sort of thing

Thought this would be right up my street however it got on my tits to be honest. Maybe I wasn’t in the mood. Oh well.

Not really my thing but it wasn’t an unpleasant listen

Obviously good stuff, though not my cup of tea. Great voice and I realised I quite like 24 Hours from Tulsa when it’s not Gene Pitney.

Bit of a mixed bag to be honest but good

Cool

Lol head. As in noshing off.

Thought it was good

I was listening to all the annoying vaudeville shit on this album and rolling my eyes and then I thought to myself, hang on, if Paul McCartney wrote that you’d be sucking it right off. I really dropped a truth bomb on myself. So this album actually rules.

This rules. I’m a woman now.

I love a lot of Smiths songs but they aren’t on this one

Bit of a mixed bag but it had some good bits

Wow this is great, an 80s smash

Never heard of this! Kind of random but pretty good!

OK Polly, you did it. You wore me down. Have your four star album.

Thought this ruled but went on a bit

Really liked a lot of it but a whole album got a bit much?

Surprised myself by enjoying this but the shine wore off as it went on

Hmmmm found it a little bit dull I’m afraid

Preferred the other one we had, the one with Tiny Dancer, but this was good.

Good

I love this. Love it.

Kind of good but kind of not also. Wouldn’t come back.

Mostly annoying to listen to and I was glad when it finished.

Missed this one out for ages so had to go back. Yeah it was fine.

Wow this one really did it for me. Well done.

I'm not a fan of MJ really but you can't deny that Thriller/Beat It/Billie Jean is a run of songs that's hard to beat. Thriller especially is amazing.

Very smooth very nice

Favourite Bowie album for me. His voice never sounded better than on here. Eno, Fripp and Alomar all amazing of course, but mustn’t forget George Murray and Dennis David because the rhythm section is UNBELIEVABLE. Especially on Blackout. Stunning album. 1 star.

Total cheeseball nonsense but it’s short and it slaps

I think he’s great but I don’t feel like I need a whole album.

Cool, thought it was going to be scary because the name is scary but it wasn’t scary

I quite like some of these songs but: 1. Fuck live albums. If you weren’t there, tough. Get over it. 2. It sounds like shit

Good punking I

I get why this is so popular. It's not my cup of tea really but I get it.

Had some good bits but i won’t be going back to it

Not yet enough of a stereotypical dad to really get into this

When this came out I thought it was so good. And I was right

Most of my favourite Smiths songs are on here. You really only need this and maybe a best of or singles collection.

I thought I was going to love this based on the first few tracks but it loses some of the punk energy as it goes on. Still good.

Yeah it is good

Good enjoyable

A cool album. I’m glad I listened to it.

Great album

Perfect blend of badass amazing shit and annoying bollocks

Absolutely hated this.

Very funky

I can't really separate this album from my nostalgia but why should I? What's the value of being objective and balanced? Like do my opinions actually matter? no they don't.

Cool

I thought the other Waits album we had was annoying shite so wasn’t looking forward to this. Turns out it rules.

I liked the album. I would put it on again given the opportunity.

Wasn’t fussed with this. Bodhisatva was too hard in Rock Band as well

Weird to hear more of We Are Family other than just the chorus in an advert

Every wanker in the UK in 1994: “oh my god I love overlong tedious songs with the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard sung in an annoying voice”

Kind of washed over me but I liked the sounds

There will be brutal reparations for any music journalist who talked this shite up at the time

Didn’t really get on with this sorry

Yeah good. You know what you’re getting

I was quite keen on this at the time but of course time has revealed it to be a cynical and soulless grab at the lucrative “songs for adverts and sports montages” market. Just an album of nothing. Extra star for residual, misguided positive feelings.

Funky

Thought this was going to be fucking shit but I actually enjoyed it. Going to give it another spin!

I guess as live albums go this is a good one. But fuck live albums.

Lovely stuff

Really great! Loved it! Ok!

Lovely stuff

Good but had enough by the end

Mostly really liked this but they lost me with Don't. It was too much.

Surprising lack of reliance on annoying fucking noises for a critically acclaimed modern rap album

Wanted to love this and it had its moments but ultimately didn’t push my buttons

Not my cup of tea, hate the album title

Cool

Not for me

Cool stuff

Really liked this one but had to deduct a star for the annoying cartoon boinging noise. What the fuck Len

Didn’t like it as much as Paranoid but it was good

I wanted to give this 1 star for being hard to find but unfortunately it is actually quite good

Very very good!

Kind of just blurred together really

Sorry Jimi but somebody should have stepped in here and told you this album is a load of wank with two good songs

Kind of good but also kind of not good

Maybe this is good if you’re pilled up and insensible? I’m not though, I’m processing study abroad applications.

A big mess but I love it

Cool stuff

You know when you put an album on and immediately know it’s going to make your cats pissed off

Extremely good

wow this is really amazing. Didn't really like it that much but yeah it was good

Yeah didn’t need a whole album of this

Quite cool but almost all of the vocal samples are really annoying

Too raw

Like I can tell this is very good but it’s not for me

Nice vibe but you know, ehhhhhh

Very cool and good

Cool album, funny and varied

Just don’t get this. Why does it need to exist

not really bothered sorry

mostly found this to be rather shite

this rules

Not really my thing but it’s good

Interesting how many of these songs see 2Pac discussing his own death, given that he would later famously die

Very nice,

Really really liked this. Very cool. The way it all resolved at end of the second track was stunning. Good work from Miles

A good laff

Good but could have lost a good few tracks. Some of them you’re like “Lennon and McCartney were cunts not letting him put this on” and others you’re like “yeah they had a point fuck this”

I really liked the one song on here where he’s thinking about what if god was a woman and it makes him get horny

I was thinking Taylor Swift totally ripped off the sound of this but I checked and it’s actually Jack Antonoff ripping himself off

Good

Thought this was really good but then it began to wear me out.

Well howdy there pardner I had a rootin and a tootin good time

Enjoyed it thanks then

Started well but overall nah

Very nice

Liked it. Liked it

Very smooth

If you like this sort of thing (and I have to be in the mood) this is probably as good as it gets

Jolly good

Pretty pretty good

Very fucking amazing

I am forced to agree with my friend Jim on this one

Good 80s vibe and sound

Didn't really do anything for me, sorry Byrd boys

I mostly really enjoyed it but it had one too many long freak out towards the end. I like Iggy but he’s got too many albums on here.

Great!

The final good Arcade Fire album is, in retrospect, not quite as good as I remembered. A few too many dirges. You could cut it back to just the songs that seem to tell a story and probably have a better album. When it’s at its best it’s easily the equal of Funeral and Neon Bible, but it doesn’t happen as often as it should. I do like it a lot though. Disclaimer Win is a shit head.

Lovely stuff. Well done Zep lads

Real good!

Not really my thing but I did enjoy it

It’s a classic

I guess I didn’t hate this. But I didn’t really like it.

Yeah, you know what, we do gotta take the power back

Cool

Liked it more than the other Happy Mondays one but still not very much

Not really my thing but it was enjoyable while it was on

Bit too long but this was good! It was funny

Liked this, pretty good!

Thought I didn’t mind this in the morning, but when I came back to it this afternoon I was like fuck sake not this again. So

A slightly better version of Oasis is still Oasis

Nice one

Cool

Guy who sounds like he’s cumming: Your… technique… is… magnificent…

YES

Delicious!

Bit different, bit weird, quite good, but probably won't listen to it again

fine, nothing world shaking, just fine. voice kind of annoying. whatever.

very cool to me

complete toilet

Real cool album

kind of boring, not totally without merit, but boring

Cool

thought this was going to be rinse boomer shit but it was actually good

Very good! Smooth as. Really liked So in Love especially

I like it but all the songs go on too long

Very 80s

Sorry if this makes me basic but I prefer their fun stuff

This bangs

Classic stuff

Good sounds to hear for me

Great!! When this first came out I didn’t like the original version of Clint Eastwood but I was wrong the remix sucks. 19-2000 both versions are dope

don't like it

not really bothered about this

Bit of a mixed bag but alright

Cool

Cool

Cool

Very cool

Great atmosphere to these, had a good time with it

found this to be very good

Silly fun I thought

Not arsed by this

I like Gimme Shelter

Mehhhh lol

not into it sorry. in a bad mood for music. 2 2 2 2 2 2 2

I BET YOU DO ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS. I BET YOU FUCKING DO.

Had five 2 star albums in a row so I really needed this. lovely.

Alright yes maybe my baby done made some other plans but you’re not helping going on and bastard on about it are you

But I thought this was meant to be good? Like one of the best albums ever?

Top horny weirdo album

Not my thing

i was quite enjoying this but by the end i was forced to concede that it's bollocks

Not bothered

Liked this one

Fun and funny. Good

She’s so cool 😍

Not for me

Well good

Not up there with OK Computer and Kid A but great

lovely stuff

nice enough! yee haw

Not everyone heard this album but everyone who did started a band, and all those bands fucking suck

fun but a whole album is a bit much

this had a few songs i really liked but overall it was a bit of a slog

Liked

Pretty good!!

Really liked it, nice sounds

Very pleasant

Thought I’d like this more than I did

The only reason this is here is because it’s from before streaming, when if you bought a shit album you had to convince yourself you liked it.

Not really my cup of tea

Thought I’d hate this but it wasn’t bad. Obviously the American Pie cover is terrible. But I don’t really like the original that much anyway.

Just not a Neil Young fan I'm afraid. I like his guitar playing on some of these but that's it. Why's he got so many albums on this anyway

Never been my favourite Bowie album but it hit right today. Except the shit Across the Universe cover

wasn't fussed

Mixed bag

Not for me sorry

Mr Gouda

a nice cup of Koffi

is this haunted

nice vibes

Liked this loads more than I thought I would. Tbf I thought it was going to be the worst shit of all time

Not really my cup of tea

POV you’re waiting in the queue in CEX and you wish you were dead

grooved to this

what on earth is she going on about?!!?

Nice

It’s kind of impressive that this can be released and end up on a list of 1001 albums you must listen to before you die

Nice

Kind of annoying to be honest

Pleasant

Cool music

had its moments but otherwise a bit of a struggle

Pretty good I thought