I fucking hate Hotel California. It’s a metaphor for dog shit.

I understand why no one seems to like this album, but it really did something for me. At some point in the future, I will 100% be getting wine drunk and dancing around to this in my kitchen while my husband rolls his eyes.

Music that everyone’s dad listens to.

There were some bangers, but Jesus Christ, Mother was a lot.

There were some bangers, but Jesus Christ, Mother was a lot.

Good until Neil young does that thing with his voice. Y’all know what I’m talking about.

I’ve never purposefully listened to Michael Jackson, because I thought I’d hate it. Turns out I was right.

Budget ramones

Music that everyone’s dad listens to.

Boy, this really is dog shit.

John Lennon was kind of a twat and his music reflects that.

I know this is hot garbage, but the heart wants what the heart wants.

Respectfully, two hours is a long time to listen to anything, especially if it’s not your cup of tea. There are some songs I like mixed in with a lot I didn’t.

I fucking hate Hotel California. It’s a metaphor for dog shit.

It slaps if you’re in the mood for it.

I never understood why my mom enjoyed Elvis Costello and I still don’t. I guess this is the shit that was exciting for people before the internet existed.

Not sure about the choice of woodwind instruments on if you only knew. It’s giving me Degrassi vibes(the episode where Connor, Dave and Wesley made their little weird auto tune song. iykyk). That being said, I do love music from the 2000s, and this is ticking a lot of those boxes.

I understand why no one seems to like this album, but it really did something for me. At some point in the future, I will 100% be getting wine drunk and dancing around to this in my kitchen while my husband rolls his eyes.

Bruh, it just goes on forever.

This shit is fire.

Ok, but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was gonna be. There’s some things that were weird in like a bad way, but some of the weird worked. My husband and I have been walking around all day singing “Half shark alligator half man” to each other, so there’s that I guess.

I think I’d really like this if I was high, but I’m not so it’s a little bit much.

Not bad, just kind of average. There were some good moments where I was into it, tho.

Dang, this thing is long. I had to listen to it in separate increments, because my pop music loving 5 year old child deemed it “too boring,” and “old people music.” However, even she liked Sir Duke and Pastime Paradise. Anyways, doesn’t matter what she thinks. I liked this boring, old people music.

You’re telling me there’s nothing else we could’ve put on this list in place of this shit? I listen to some absolute, hot garbage and even I hated this.

I wish I liked jazz, but it’s just so repetitive and boring.

I really hated Muse the last time I heard it, but I will give it a chance. Turns out I still hate it.

I feel like I’m listening to the chips a hoy ad from the 90s. Like, I get this type of music takes a lot of skill and thought but it just doesn’t do it for me.

I think I’ll corroborate with the majority of reviews for this one : 1. I have never heard of this band. 2. I’m not sure why this is on the list, as it is neither culturally significant or innovative. 3. It is bland.

Classic dad music.

This album is perfection. No notes.

The fuck was that

I really want to dislike Taylor Swift on principal, but damn it, I’m a slut for pop music.

Some of it was a lot, but I respect what she’s trying to do here.

I remember listening to this in the car with my mom as a kid in the morning on the way to school, so the nostalgia makes this album so much sweeter. I love her voice, and the chill vibes.

Not me ugly sing-crying to Fake Plastic Trees in my car on the way to work.