Jan 05 2023
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All Directions
The Temptations
It's never a good sign when you have to force yourself to pay attention. Deeply average with a smattering of intrigue. Lovely funk on some geetars, the occasional ear-catching lyric and a banger. But that was offset by an album that seemed to be stuck in second gear... the only temptation I was getting was to turn the fucker off.
2
Jan 06 2023
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Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
Only listened to one song
3
Jan 09 2023
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Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
Pleasantly surprised
4
Jan 10 2023
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The Pleasure Principle
Gary Numan
3
Jan 11 2023
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A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Horse
Faces
Meh
2
Jan 12 2023
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Heroes
David Bowie
Get me out of this 70s time loop
3
Jan 13 2023
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Fear Of A Black Planet
Public Enemy
Salrightttt
3
Jan 16 2023
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In The Court Of The Crimson King
King Crimson
My ears are oscillating between extremely intrigued and borderline climaxing.
They produced this in 69'?
5
Jan 18 2023
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The Soft Bulletin
The Flaming Lips
Good but not great.
3.5 needed.
3
Jan 19 2023
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Le Tigre
Le Tigre
A few pickles were tickled. Some nostalgic numbers and some crud. Didn't blow my socks off but they're loose.
3
Jan 20 2023
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Hot Rats
Frank Zappa
3
Jan 21 2023
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Garbage
Garbage
Garbage by garbage was garbage
1
Jan 22 2023
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Water From An Ancient Well
Abdullah Ibrahim
Sounds like a cross between coffee wake cup FM and bleeding gums Murphy.
Manenberg revisited was a bit of a belter though
2
Jan 23 2023
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Debut
Björk
Alright but not my cuppa
3
Jan 24 2023
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Live!
Fela Kuti
Stunningly medicore
3
Jan 25 2023
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Deloused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta
Not one to listen to while trying to do a slow run
2
Jan 26 2023
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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel
It's a grower not a shower. Don't get me wrong it still feels very dated but some corking lines.
I feel like my soul had been cleansed of all sins. Long live the herbs.
4
Jan 27 2023
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Liquid Swords
GZA
Well what a week we've had, from the wholesomeness of parsnips, lemon & thyme to the precision of GZA's metaphors. Although I'll confess, I had to look at the lyrics to truly appreciate the flow.
Hoppity-hipping
4
Jan 28 2023
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Fragile
Yes
NO
Where's owner of a lonely heart when you need it!? Five percent for nothing has to go down as one of the worst songs ever produced?
2
Jan 30 2023
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Roxy Music
Roxy Music
Deffo got better in the 80s but overall not too bad
3
Jan 31 2023
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The Köln Concert
Keith Jarrett
Maxed out my piano based ratings
2
Feb 02 2023
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Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys
Fluttered between a 3 and a 4 but I thought sheff would disown me if I went 3.
4
Feb 03 2023
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Faith
George Michael
Starts strong some drivel in the middle though
3
Feb 04 2023
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Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
4
Feb 06 2023
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Rip It Up
Orange Juice
Orange juice ft. Sunday mornings, the stuff of dreams.
4
Feb 07 2023
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
Pretty f'ing d, although the album seemed to last for about 16 hours, not that I was complaining.
4
Feb 08 2023
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The Chronic
Dr. Dre
Chest nuts and chin nuts after all this time I finally get the Dees nutz reference.
Much better than Paul's boutique.
Hoppity-hippity, Snoopdog-infused goodness. Big up.
4
Feb 09 2023
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Rocks
Aerosmith
My opinion of aerosmith has never quite been the same since that rollercoaster, scarred for life.
2
Feb 10 2023
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Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
Fine for a slow day with your cock out on the sofa and a glass of red. Not great for much else, disgustingly mediocre.
3
Feb 12 2023
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Technique
New Order
3
Feb 13 2023
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Second Toughest In The Infants
Underworld
Well well well, expectations low but boy I was wrong. Dark and stormy and just what I needed to get me through on a rainy Sunday.
Shades of darkside followed by hacienda soundtracks and then back into the deep depths of the underworld.
This is about as close to a 5 as I'll get without giving one.
4.499999/10
4
Feb 14 2023
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Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
3
Feb 15 2023
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I Am a Bird Now
Antony and the Johnsons
Fair fucking play, Antony & the Johnsons really bringing home the bacon. I was expecting mediocrity after the first, then
as if by magic, I was immersed.
Initially I struggled to tell if this was a man or a woman singing and it turns out I was kinda right with whatever answer I chose. Given this new found knowledge about the band members the lyrics become all the more poignant. Shout out to Gianna Infantino for the brilliant song writing on song three.
Up the Johnsons.
4
Feb 16 2023
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Nick Of Time
Bonnie Raitt
Only one tune listened too
2
Feb 18 2023
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Goo
Sonic Youth
1
Feb 22 2023
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Marcus Garvey
Burning Spear
Groovy first beat, although I thought it lacked some variation on the whole a rather pleasant little album.
Up Marcus Garvey
3
Feb 25 2023
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Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Eurythmics
Despite the budget album art it's surprisingly okay but can't say much more than that.
3
Feb 28 2023
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Blur
Blur
Which mentalists actually thought these were better than oasis?
2
Mar 01 2023
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It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Better than expected but a lot of background noise... WHERE ARE THE BANGERS AT!?!
3
Mar 02 2023
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Dog Man Star
Suede
Mid table mediocrity
3
Mar 03 2023
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Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Spiritualized
3
Mar 04 2023
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Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
Previously gave this a 2 or 3 but it's going straight up to a 4 due to a mixture of peer pressure, it growing on me, the absolute dogtits that have been served up the on here recently and not wanting to offend our Tone.
This takes me straight back to my youth, listening to Bombay with a pear cider without a care in the world, happy days.
You just can't help but think all is well with the world when this is on. I'd like to hear a little more grit/edge added, maybe even a Collab with alt-j, but hey it's 2008, what can you expect? They hadn't even heard of Brexit.
4
Mar 06 2023
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Coles Corner
Richard Hawley
3
Mar 07 2023
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Fisherman's Blues
The Waterboys
Wowzas, they're more than just the whole of the moon. This is a god damn masterpiece.
I was tasting notes of rod Stewart, cranberries, U2 all topped off with some frenetic fiddling that only a fully fit Brian gleeson could match.
We will not be lovers absolute banger, plenty of slower tunes to keep a lovely flow.
Pair this with a glass of Campo rioja and you've got yourself an evening to remember.
Kudos.
4
Mar 08 2023
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Smokers Delight
Nightmares On Wax
This music is brought to you by purgatory.
Give me something to get my teeth stuck into man
1
Mar 09 2023
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Fire Of Love
The Gun Club
Bit much ain't it, just can't get into this punk stuff. The odd bit of alright, but other than that its teetering me towards mental instability.
One or the purists I think
2
Mar 10 2023
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Morrison Hotel
The Doors
Need to give it another listen
3
Mar 11 2023
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The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
Bye bye bad albums, this really is the one, an absolute classic. Even after 14 gazillion listens it still pops.
Song for song has to be one of the heaviest hitting albums out there, I still think don't stop is awful, but aside from that it's pure (fool's) gold.
5
Mar 12 2023
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Kick Out The Jams (Live)
MC5
Rock n roll baby... Perhaps the non live version might of been better, perhaps I'm not musically adept, perhaps it is just shite, who knows.
Kudos to the odd catchy riff - shout-out rocket Ronnie no 5.
Album art wise, its negative marks for the yank flag. Positive marks for the Spangled expression on his face - I'll have what he's having and make it a double.
2
Mar 15 2023
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Bone Machine
Tom Waits
If this is music then bring on the chatGPT age
1
Mar 16 2023
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Copper Blue
Sugar
Offensively American
2
Mar 21 2023
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(Pronounced 'Leh-'Nérd 'Skin-'Nérd)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Don't think I've ever sat down and listened to the 'Skin-'Nérd's but I was pleasantly surprised, very easy listening.
Tuesday's gone, Simple Man and Free Bird particular highlights and would all be great accompaniments to a wholesome movies end credits.
Nicht so Bad
4
Mar 23 2023
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The Score
Fugees
28 years it took me to realise fugees = refugees. Pretty d though.
4
Mar 25 2023
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Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Absolute filth
3
Mar 30 2023
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Crazysexycool
TLC
Better than atomic kitten worse all saints
4
Mar 31 2023
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Beautiful Freak
Eels
Not insulting, not noticeable, not anything
2
Apr 14 2023
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Faust IV
Faust
Alright but certainly not great. First song sounded like the opening of a roses song.
3
Apr 18 2023
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Elephant
The White Stripes
If there's one thing we can all learn it's to never start an album with your best tune.
The rest was alright though, plenty of variety across the album. I reckon with a few listens this could even reach the dizzy heights of 3.5.
3
Apr 20 2023
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Django Django
Django Django
Blast from the past this. Served best with camel chinos and a bottle of bulmers pear cider.
Can't say it offers too much more than default though, a pretty easy listening album but could easily be any band from the time
3
Apr 21 2023
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Ananda Shankar
Ananda Shankar
Best served with earplugs
1
Jun 17 2023
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British Steel
Judas Priest
A crud sandwich topped with crud sauce served on a bed of crud
1