I didn't even listen to this. Bob Dylan is the devil reincarnated and someone should have cut his vocal chords when they had the chance. Well, he sounds like they were already cut. No way anyone finds this mans music listenable...

I know some grandmother LOVES this man to death

6/10, like yes hes an icon but AABA can really only get you so far 😭 some sick ass bari solos throughout though, loved slip and sliding but tutti frutti 🔛🔝

I mean, it ain't my cup of tea. But the song with the dialogue in the beginning slapped. Also seven nation army slay.

A nice, easy listen!

All bangers, absolutely no skips for real…timeless!!

Honestly when it got to the last song and it sounded like I was on a treacherous voyage with Leif Erickson, then it turned into a sad circus at a rundown dive bar, I was sold. I love silly music and wish I was clubbing to this music in the 80s

Oh I really hated the sound of the singers voice, like go touch grass or a girl or a man or an nb or something please

There were def a couple fun songs on it! Otherwise, wasn't really my cup of tea.

Beatles dupe, nothing new whatever

I don’t even understand why this is on the list. I couldn’t even listen to the entire album it was so booty cheeks (pancakes)

They sounded wayyy too British here. So had to knock down a few stars. They were just heating up with this album before the good stuff came out

I love my man from when I was like 10 years old. Very easy listen, kinda repetitive, but he has certified bangers!!!

Why did I recognize a song from tiktok…so brainrotted. Anyways, I can totally imagine the goth kids from South Park and katya bumping to this. It ain’t for me, but I understand ita appeal

I’m sorry he sounds whiny like I wasn’t listening to the lyrics, but I’m sure he isn’t singing anything necessarily sad? Wait the album is called emergency on planet earth…is this about global warming?!!? Anyways, I am rating a 2 for now but may reconsider later on

Ok I was vibing at first, then the album was too long and I started getting angry. I can’t understand a single word they are saying (I can’t really understand lyrics in general), but I’m sure it was just man stuff.

Just no✨

I didn't even listen to this. Bob Dylan is the devil reincarnated and someone should have cut his vocal chords when they had the chance. Well, he sounds like they were already cut. No way anyone finds this mans music listenable...

There are two timeless pieces in this album fr, oh to be living in the 80s with hair up to the ceiling jamming to this! She kinda sounds whiny sometimes but alas, girls just wanna have fun

I liked listening to this, good for a roadtrip perhaps!? Love a funky rock moment for some good highway driving.

Oh this was groovy af and really nice to listen to while playing mc with the bf

You know, it’s alright. Started out pretty good but the ending was meh. I’d listen again for sure

This is a LONG ASS album oh my!!! There are some certified BANGERS in this one, but idk the length of this was a lot. I like that it told a story at least?

I’m so sorry Timothee chalamet, he sounds SOOO WHINY and the way he is singing like he’s forcing something out of his throat just isn’t sounding right to me. The harmonica playing needs to take many lessons from the piano man because I’ve never hated how much a harmonica sounds, even worse than a kid with a harmonica from the dollar store.

Call this a cat cafe because these cats were COOKING

I love when these cats be cooking, especially on that sax dammmnnnn boi 🤤🫱

Find a new beat my god 😭

Umm, like it’s music for sure. And it has rhythm. They’re like if the band fun. was trying to experiment. Just not my vibe but I know hookwormers out there probably go crazy for them

I liked this, kinda repetitive but that’s ok! He knows what he does best

Stevie, what a stud you are.

Such a nice and easy listen!!! Felt the deepest urge to drive with the windows down in Vermont with some freshly made bread

Mr. Krabs was asking the radio host tk play this album when he was referring to the one that went “beeboobop”

Sick ass name but wtf was that

This was so very good??!! Like jazz but a little country too, what more could a girl like me want in music! The jams were groovy and just hit me like an abusive relationship

I usually listen to albums in this genre like “this is absolute garbage” and give it one star. But, I have to humble myself and remember that I do find a couple offspring sings lit, so therefore I wouldn’t say this album was complete garbage, but maybe like a bedside trash

Yeah this was lit af! Psychedelic folk??? Sign me tf up no mushrooms tho

I just know some depressed boys in the 70s ate this up in private

I understand the appeal of divorce dad rock, but it is not for me. I feel like I should’ve slammed down a case of Bud Light while listening to this.

An easy listen, would love to be driving through Vermont with bae, windows down, this album blasting

This is what happens when you give a white man a guitar. It was average, nothing stood out to me

Tracey Chapman was talking about me on my drive back to my apt from work on Fridays when she wrote fast car

I loved the vibes here. Thank you very much, Neil Young

I know some grandmother LOVES this man to death

This album was making me angry, like I couldn’t even finish it. God I hated this

I love when someone smashed on a keyboard ~tastefully~

This is not targeted for me. But they know how to play I guess

He knew exactly what he was doing making this bedroom typa album 👀

I was going to give this 4 stars because I love me some folk rock typa vibe. But then they mentioned Jesus :/

I just love some mf jazz and à good sax if you know what I mean 😜

This was such an easy rock vibe, very much road-trip listening album. It reminded me of my husband too!

Can I give this a 6/5? I never thought to listen to the other songs on the album heroes is on (aka certified banger). The instrumental in the middle??!!! Feeling like I was in Japan at one point??!! Love when artists say yeah, sure I can belt a note but have you heard a piano before? So glad I got to experience this album.

I don’t like slow sad bisexual music

This makes me feel like a wannabe man, love it

Ty Queen for paving the way for Megan thee stallion

HATE the music. LOVE the message. Give credit to those cows on the last song!

Kinda gave Bowie for a second and one of the song sounded halloweenie, but they’re very British so :P

Very very 80s, all just sounds the same. Idk, it’s not my thing and god he sounds annoying!! Though, still listenable.

Paper planes. Brat before there was brat.

At first I was like meh. But then why was it kinda giving rocky horror picture show? I see you 🏳️‍🌈

I think it’s very iconic this came out in the 80s. No one sounded like that!!! Good for them.

Ok the first like 15 seconds was LIT like omg western themed song??!! But then a man started singing :/

I’m going to be bold and say that I do not like reggae music. It’s good for one song then I’m like ok when are we going expand

If I smoked 8 packs a day and was a man who couldn’t hold a stable relationship, I think this is what I would sound like

Ok honestly had like one or two bangers. Not total banger, but somewhat. Otherwise, just another factory generated album

This is what happens when you let men do whatever they want. Especially back in the 60s like girl go take care of your wife yoi beat

Good guitar playing, Just all the same

Hate how quiet then loud it gets, was literally a jumpscare. Pls stop making “music”

Wait…why this album slay?? Banger after banger for all the divorced dads out there

I got Spotify ad so I didn’t really listen to just this album, but they passed the vibe check as white men

Get this depressing ass music off my list. Still listenable though

She has a voice?

Wish I could’ve been one of the runaway girls.

I like when suddenly there is like monologue in music. Art knows no bounds!

I’m sorry, not memorable. I had to skip a couple snoozefests.

Why when i skip forward like 2 min into each song it literally sounds the same...

Bedroom typa music that makes you think and reflect on society

I liked hearing all the parts that have been sampled

Aint my style

Nah, every single song sounds the EXACT same.

Ok filthy/gorgeous is a BANGER!!!! Why can't lesbians like this kind of music?

I don't like groomers.

Ballad dance dance revolution type of level

Ugh I don't care if this has "our house" on it. Get these british mf OUT of my ears please! They don't even sound like they want to be there playing the music by the way they sing omg

YEAHHHH!!! HELL YEAH BROTHER PLAY THAT GUITAR

Ok so this is like a 3 star because I know this has some ABSOLUTE bangers. But otherwise, never catch me listening to this type of music 😭😭😭 I am not a divorced dad

Mmm love some disco hip hop jazz funk

Sad banger

I’ve never listened to anything but the bangers from Aerosmith, and I’m leaning towards keeping it that way

There’s truly nothing unique about this album, but it’s not difficult to listen to, just boring.

It’s a vibe