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16
5-Star Albums
13
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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Tragic Songs of Life
The Louvin Brothers
5 2.58 +2.42
Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
5 3.42 +1.58
Parachutes
Coldplay
5 3.46 +1.54
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
5 3.47 +1.53
Diamond Life
Sade
5 3.47 +1.53
The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
5 3.5 +1.5
Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
5 3.6 +1.4
Master Of Puppets
Metallica
5 3.71 +1.29
Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan
5 3.73 +1.27
Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
5 3.78 +1.22

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
The Joshua Tree
U2
1 3.66 -2.66
Strangeways, Here We Come
The Smiths
1 3.44 -2.44
The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
1 3.35 -2.35
Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
1 3.34 -2.34
I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor
1 3.27 -2.27
NEU! 75
Neu!
1 3.1 -2.1
Music For The Jilted Generation
The Prodigy
1 3.07 -2.07
AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
1 2.92 -1.92
E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
1 2.9 -1.9
My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts
Brian Eno
1 2.79 -1.79

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
Miles Davis 3 4.33
Simon & Garfunkel 3 4.33
Michael Jackson 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
The Smiths 3 1.33

5-Star Albums (16)

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If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears by The Mamas & The Papas

i like the idea that there's a subgenre called "sunshine pop" and that these guys operate within it. i don't really give a shit about the insane genrefication of every song ever released, but this one feels fitting and i don't know what else to say about this album since i feel just warmer than neutral about it (but "Do You Wanna Dance" is cute and fun)

Django Django by Django Django

i feel bad saying this for several albums in a row now, but i actually turned this one off about three fourths of the way through, in part because i was busy, but also because i was bored stiff. sorry django django but i just can't care about these songs. they don't feel like they're really going anywhere

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins

So my introduction to this album is super bizarre because I actually heard a cover of "Disarm" by The Civil Wars (may they RIP; unless you're going to lie to the world and tell it that your band partner is your sister and not actually your wife, don't be in a band with your S/O) and I thought that *they* (The Civil Wars) had written it; obviously you can understand my surprise when I realized the song was much older. I was certainly old enough to have known better, but somehow it just missed me. all the kids trying to impress me with their musical knowledge in 2012 would have laughed openly at me. this album is fuuuuull of great tracks. Man, I'm envious of that early 90s fuzzy guitar sound. Erik and I actually started a cover of "Today" a few years ago and need to revisit it! That song is great, "Cherub Rock" is great, "Disarm" is great, and "Silverfuck" is in the running for one of the best track names of the 90s and maybe ever? Unsure. this album works on so many levels. what i love most about it, though, is its refusal to adhere to a single sound: it mimics some other groups we've had in this rotation in that way. "Disarm" doesn't sound like "Soma" which doesn't sound like "Geek U.S.A" which doesn't sound like "Hummer", and that's *the* way to keep the listener engaged: be good at all the sounds you try, and your album will always earn a spot in someone's rotation. this bit is only related because of my review from the last album we did by Supergrass: this is how you close an album. Slow it down, sure, but at least keep it interesting. this bit is completely unrelated: the apple music summary of this album claims that the smashing pumpkins are a "gen-x icon", and I'd like to state for the record I've seen *far* more teenagers in "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" t-shirts than I've ever seen gen-xers. for this reason I posit that even if these teenagers i've seen have never even listened to the album, TSP have more cultural staying power because of teens chasing clout than because of gen-xers who may have listened to this group in their mid-twenties and saw them one (1) time in Seattle or Chicago before moving onto the next thing

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths

fuck you steven morrissey. not even "The Headmaster Ritual" can save this one. most of this bullshit sounds the same and you sound like a whiny fucking prick, which incidentally, you are. okay fine, "Well I Wonder" has great instrumentation, but that's not your doing. also, what the fuck why would anyone want to listen to you bark at them in "Barbarism Begins at Home" and then 2-3 minutes at the end of "OOOOOOHAAAAAHHHOOHOAOHOAOHAAAOOOHOHOHOO" fuck you morrissey racist incel loser lmfao

Elephant by The White Stripes

YEEEEAAAA FUCKING FINALLY We've rolled some incredible "Alex was insufferable about this band" albums recently, and this is almost near the top. Anyone hated to see me coming in 2009 when I discovered Jack White, because in my brain I was the first person to listen to The White Stripes extensively (as a note, the band formed in Detroit in 1997, so... I was not). This album is not my favorite, to be fair: I think both White Blood Cells and De Stijl are better, but this is probably ranked third (text me for a definitive listing of The White Stripes albums; you'll hate where I put Icky Thump). "Black Math" is one of the first garage rock songs with a solo that really moved me! The same is true of "Ball and Biscuit", though. I came to Elephant from TWS self-titled album, which was incredible ("Broken Bricks" stands out to me as a favorite from that one). To me, Jack White is a master of what I guess I'd call "blue collar guitar playing", which is to say he played simple, somewhat rote riffs and solos on a piece of shit Airline fiberglass-bodied guitar from the 60s (and also a shitty acoustic literally from Sears, which I believe he still owns) but managed to really capture the passion and unshakeable zeal of rock from the motor city. For musicians who fall quickly and dangerously into gear-acquisition syndrome (this is sometimes me) instead of spending time actually playing their instruments, Jack White stands as an emblem of what happens if you stop caring about the gear you own, get the fuck in your garage, and play some fucking music (as he commands in "Little Room" from White Blood Cells)* This is an album that, for me, exists as a part of a genre-defining run of garage rock excellence, but what's so good about Elephant is that it marks a turn for TWS in their sonic identity. Get Behind Me Satan, which would release two years later, leans more into Jack's piano playing and unique blues-infused rock ballads while maintaining the same affection and reverence for The White Stripes's earlier work. This isn't a perfect album, but it comes fucking close. This is like a 4.8. *Jack White in 2026 does suffer a bit from the grandiosity of his name: he has a Fender signature that's $3,700, and early 2000s Jack would have laughed if you had told him that's where he'd end up 20ish years later. On the bright side, 2024's No Name is a return to The White Stripes's sound, so maybe he's looking for his roots, idk.

1-Star Albums (13)

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Ctrl by SZA
Sep 26 2025

forgot how strong this record's opener is, but also how tonally different it is from some of the later tracks. really great instrumentation, as sparse as it is compared to SZA's contemporaries. good shit all around; I really don't think there are any skips here. not a huge fan of Travis Scott but whatever, SZA is obviously the star of the show. I guess he's allowed to say a few words. I will never get tired of broken clocks no matter how often it's played. if you hate that song you're an idiot. it's so good. I feel like that meme of spongebob floating in the air with wired headphones when I listen to the beginning of pretty little bird. that reverb is great and with a pair of great headphones, that song is extra good. probably not a perfect album, but for pretty damn close.

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
Sep 29 2025

i'm admittedly not the biggest Elvis fan, but i'll say that all of my favorites come from this album. I think on this record you get a really clear picture of his blues/gospel influences before they become dolled up in performance and provocation, and tracks like "Blue Suede Shoes" do a great job of paying homage to theoretical influences instead of simply regurgitating old ideas, which I feel happen in Elvis's later work. as a fan of his slower stuff, I would always listen to tracks like "I Love You Because", "I'll Never Let You Go (Little Darlin')", and of course, "Blue Moon". Getting this album was kind of fun because I don't know when I would have ever chosen to revisit Elvis, but it's a nice reminder of why he's so beloved and where he started (especially compared to where he'd end up, which I don't love as much as other Elvis fans).

OK Computer by Radiohead
Sep 30 2025

I’m sorry to every twenty or thirty-something out there, this album is not better than In Rainbows. It’s still pretty good, though. And it gave us Exit Music (For a Film) and Karma Police, so I won’t be too mad at the Website Gods for giving us this album today

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Oct 01 2025

fuck you steven morrissey. not even "The Headmaster Ritual" can save this one. most of this bullshit sounds the same and you sound like a whiny fucking prick, which incidentally, you are. okay fine, "Well I Wonder" has great instrumentation, but that's not your doing. also, what the fuck why would anyone want to listen to you bark at them in "Barbarism Begins at Home" and then 2-3 minutes at the end of "OOOOOOHAAAAAHHHOOHOAOHOAOHAAAOOOHOHOHOO" fuck you morrissey racist incel loser lmfao

Bat Out Of Hell by Meat Loaf
Oct 02 2025

Honestly, it’s a great title track. The rest is fine; better than fine if you like operatic rock ballads (I do not). I still can’t imagine being a teenager in 1977 and seeing or hearing the three layers of crazy juxtaposition: the cover that says “this is metal you fuckers”, the artist name that says “wait what the fuck”, and the music that says “wait what is actually going on here?” It isn’t a bad album, it just isn’t for me. And as someone who is open about how little ballad rock he listens to, I can’t compare this to much. I mean it’s better than 90% of Bon Jovi’s catalogue, but that bar is low. I feel bad giving this a 2, but there are albums I’d rank at 3 that I like so much more. I also will never get beyond Meat Loaf’s appearance in Fight Club. “Bob’s new sweating tits that hang enormous, the way you think of God’s as big.”

Larks' Tongues In Aspic by King Crimson
Oct 03 2025

People that say jazz is just “playing wrong notes but it sounds good” obviously don’t understand jazz but they also obviously haven’t listened to this album. THIS album is just a bunch of wrong notes that bills itself as “art rock” and I’m not sure where I stand on that principally, but I do know that it’s not for me

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Oct 06 2025

hadn’t heard of this guy at all, and finally got excited about the premise of this activity: I’d been hoping for something I didn’t know! And here it is! Smooth and a little funky, this is a great record for people (read: me) who are new-ish to soul. “Hero” is definitely the standout track for me, although I didn’t find myself wanting to skip any of them. Thematically, it’s great. It’s unapologetically self-indulgent and praises humanity in all the right ways. It’s complex and simple all at once. There’s something special on show here for anyone looking for a musical pick-me-up; give “Solid Ground” or “Light” a shot. A lot to love here. Admittedly, I’m looking at this maybe a little more scientifically than I ought to. There are a handful of tracks I’d seek out again on my own, but I don’t know how often I’d put the full record on. Hard to say on a first listen. If I were to revisit this in a week, it may score higher. If I could give it a 3.5, I’m sure I would.

Master Of Puppets by Metallica
Oct 07 2025

I can’t imagine being 14 or 15 in 1986 and hearing “Battery” into “Master of Puppets” for the first time (which is only relevant because I was around that age when I discovered metal). This isn’t a genre I listen to a lot anymore, but that certainly doesn’t affect the rating. This album is pretty nearly perfect, and I would do anything to live out the cultural zeitgeist surrounding this release in the 80s. I can’t think of a modern equivalent, honestly. At least not one of comparable quality.

Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden
Oct 08 2025

I mean it’s fine! Some tracks are pretty good, even. Real Billy Hargrove shit. Put me in a fast car and play these tunes. But I don’t know how much staying power it has for me. Musically there’s some cool stuff happening; I love the guitar work. But the rest kinda falls flat, I guess. Thematically, our last metal album was much stronger and, context taken into account, much more relevant.

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Oct 10 2025

Man, I hate having to do this review. Joy Division is just one of the bands you’re *supposed* to like. But I don’t. Like the album from KOL the other day, the vocalist (too lazy to google him) is uhhh not great! The the guitarist (too lazy to google him too) sounds like he learned to play a week before they recorded the album. What is that riff on Shadowplay? Really? Anyway. It’s not offensive, but it doesn’t have much staying power for me. So sorry everyone, and a special apology to all the 90s kids who wore Joy Division t-shirts in high school who I thought had some real street cred for doing so.

Smash by The Offspring
Oct 13 2025

This is the album that makes me wish I’d been a skater

Parachutes by Coldplay
Oct 14 2025

might be a little blinded by nostalgia here, but I honestly don’t think I am. Phenomenal breakout album, and it has proved hard to top. No skips.

Horses by Patti Smith
Oct 15 2025

Patti Smith is legendary, and not without reason, but I think this album is a classic example of “appreciate the impact but don’t love the music” that sometimes happens with these mainstay records. Heretically, I feel the same way about Sgt. Pepper’s from The Beatles (I’m a white album kinda boy). There are some songs here that I like, but nothing here that I love. To be fair, there’s nothing I actively dislike either, but still, I find myself somewhat unmoved by what some call music’s first punk statement. Also, she said some weird shit about Mick Jagger and wrote a crazy song using the n word a lot, which feels bizarre as fuck. Her book, Just Kids, is pretty good though

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Oct 16 2025

I wish I had more to say. It's fine, but it's not as good as Mezzanine, and even Mezzanine is like... okay. I think I just have to recognize that this isn't my genre.

Supa Dupa Fly by Missy Elliott
Oct 17 2025

Missy Elliott's influence is completely undeniable and demands attention. This is a good album. But I am beginning to wonder about the selection process here: are they just picking culturally significant artists' first records because without them, we don't get the others? So far we've had Elvis, Coldplay, Missy Elliott, maybe one or two others I'm blanking on. This definitely isn't Missy Elliott's best; it's great, no doubt about it, but if we're meant to interpret this list as the "greatest" (or at least the most culturally transformative) albums ever, I don't know why this was picked over something that was to come down the road from her. Oh well. Still a good listen, and when it was over, I was sad to see it go. Guess that counts for something. We better get some fucking MF DOOM from this thing if it's gonna give us this one.

Oct 21 2025

My biggest problem with this album is that to get the full experience, you need to listen in order and be totally tuned in. I think that's a fair ask; it's a great album with a lot of sonic character and what few tracks could stand alone (Money, in particular) are phenomenal. I'm not a boomer music meatrider and I don't think this album is as perfect as all the snobs think it is, but I can recognize how and why it's great while maintaining some very clear distance from "perfect" or even from "one of the greatest albums of all time." It's good, but it's not *that* good.

Nowhere by Ride
Oct 22 2025

I mean it’s fine. Some tracks are good. The back end feels like Walmart brand shoegaze; I dunno, I’m hyper critical of anything that isn’t MBV or Slowdive if we’re in this genre. Part of that is because I’m admittedly underexposed.

Heroes to Zeros by The Beta Band
Oct 23 2025

By 2004 the enlarged and overly-scoped umbrella category of “alt rock” or hell even just alternative was so saturated with better, more interesting talent that I am struggling to understand why this album made the cut. Granted, I hadn’t even heard of this band before, so maybe it makes the list as a way of showcasing who was doing what in various decades that time or more notable names may have overshadowed; that being the case, that’s fine. But I literally almost fell asleep listening to this album. I just can’t find anything to really like that other groups in this same window did better, sorry to say.

Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Oct 24 2025

Oh FUCK yes I got so excited when this one got picked. Barring some of my favorite jazz and string trios-- and I don't think I'm being hyperbolic when I say this-- this might be the most significant musician trio to have ever existed. this album is emblematic of everything happening in the late 60s and into the early 70s: there is some fascinating genre interplay, some unique sounds that don't really get replicated by later artists, and obviously significant homage paid to country, blues, and folk roots in an album that also employs elements of rock and jazz. this album is fucking *stacked* with five-star songs. What gets me about this album is that CS&N could have been wed to a single sound; the Paul Simon-esque "Lady of the Island", the smooth ballad work of "Guinevere", but damn if they don't pull out all the stops and remind me about the danger of musical expectations. just when you think you know the album, they hit you with something interesting. i find that it's almost impossible to be bored listening to this record. it's probably my favorite of 1969 (and that's a stacked year, with Abbey Road, ITCOTCK, Zeppelin's II, etc.) If I had to rank my ten favorite albums of all time, I don't *think* this would place, but that's only because there's so much good music out there. On a good day where I'm feeling my roots, I'd maybe stick this one in the #10 spot. It's just so good.

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Oct 27 2025

Not a whole lot to say here— I’m in the minority (I think?) of people who believe Neil Young is the weakest of Thursday’s supergroup. Not bad, just not nearly as interesting. Sure, Down By the River is great, but I don’t like the other tracks as much as The PeopleTM seem to (especially Cinnamon Girl; for some reason that song just irritates me lmao I am so sorry)

Hail To the Thief by Radiohead
Oct 28 2025

okay look, i'm not a bush apologist, all i'm saying is that this is a lot of edginess and anger towards a conservative president who did not wreak nearly as much havoc on the country or the globe as our current, and this band's most recent album, a product of similarly vitriolic times, sucks in comparison. well maybe it just sucks in general. but this album is not that album. this one is mostly good, but sometimes hard to listen to bc i'm like you people need to chill. coming to LA for your first american recording does not make you equal on the playing field of american civic engagement as the people who've been fighting the good fight for decades. but at least you gave us "sail to the moon" which is a beautiful track. between this and the number of good mario games that released during the bush presidency, i think the universe is trying to tell us something about this retired president-turned-grandpa artist who is just dootin' along in texas right now. sure, sure, the Liberal Artists hated him, but think about it. we got good mario. we got good pokemon. we got this album. actually we also got In Rainbows during the bush era, so radiohead might just need another bush to start making good music again. #ImWithBush

Oct 29 2025

You know I was gonna rate this a little lower and give some dumbass justification about how even though some of my most listened to albums from middle and high school owe their lives to Pantera, that y’know it just isn’t for me anymore But fuck that noise. This shit fuckin rips. It’s loud, aggressive, and hard. It’s not a perfect album but I don’t think pantera gives a shit about perfect albums. You can’t listen to this and NOT headbang and find something to be angry about

John Prine by John Prine
Oct 30 2025

when john prine said "hotdog bun, my sister's a nun" i really felt that. a few years ago, i got really big into sierra ferrell, which meant i wasn't far from discovering prine. in truth, i had no idea who he was until i began my foray into a genre i thought i hated; pretty quickly, i understood what all the fuss was about. when it comes to folk, i of course knew bob dylan and joan baez, and maybe a few more if someone had mentioned a name aloud. i can't believe i had been missing out on john prine! it's folk, blues, country-- everything all together. so nice. what i love about john prine's approach is that it's extremely accessible poetry. nothing about the instrumentation is technically impressive or difficult, and it doesn't need to be. it sounds as reasonable as anything else from its era. it's just easy. but his lyrics are punchy and raw, telling important and politically charged stories that were indeed braver than many of his contemporaries. tonally, it's obvious he wasn't concerned with any blowback, and i love that about him. his complete affability in his songs makes me laugh. can you imagine all the red-faced conservatives angry about antiwar lyrics from their singer-songwriters during america's conquest against the atheistic communism? come on now. learn your roots, fellas. while there's certainly a quality of similitude between most of these songs, it didn't make the album less of a joy to listen to. also, i hate to let my rating be influenced *too* much by legacy, but seriously, prine is the reason artists like sierra ferrell (and others) get to be as well-beloved as they are in 2025. plus, people are still covering "Paradise" and probably will be forever. love that.

Heavy Weather by Weather Report
Oct 31 2025

really hoping that this means jazz albums will show up on the list. fusion is fine (it's maybe not my preferred way to listen to tracks like birdland, although as brandon said it is essential to give credit where it is due), but it's not my favorite. gotta say though, tracks like Palladium make me think that maybe it could be. that shit's fuckin groovy.

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.
Nov 03 2025

Hard to deny Biggie’s influence on the game, but fuck this is a hard listen. Especially given its proximity to biggie’s assassination, which I maintain was a gov’t job. Hell, maybe Tupac was too, I don’t fuckin know. Sorry biggie. Your songs are sad as fuck but they’re extremely good. Sorry you wanted to kill yourself. You would’ve loved MF DOOM bro

I Should Coco by Supergrass
Nov 04 2025

Okay I know it's a three, but it's a very high 3! Really wish they'd let us do half stars on this, but I get it. Too many divisions makes the rating system somewhat pointless, blah blah blah. There are some great tracks on here (Damn, "Caught by the Fuzz" is a banger, "She's so Loose" is real Pinegrove-y before Pinegrove could be Pinegrove-y) and just a few complete misses (what's happening with the album closer?), so I guess overall I really like but do not love this one. Points for surprising me with "Alright"; I figure we all know this song, but I could never have told you who wrote it *or* that it was a product of 1995. I know the phrase "ahead of their time" is such a meaningless cliche, but I do think it applies here for the most part.

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins
Nov 05 2025

So my introduction to this album is super bizarre because I actually heard a cover of "Disarm" by The Civil Wars (may they RIP; unless you're going to lie to the world and tell it that your band partner is your sister and not actually your wife, don't be in a band with your S/O) and I thought that *they* (The Civil Wars) had written it; obviously you can understand my surprise when I realized the song was much older. I was certainly old enough to have known better, but somehow it just missed me. all the kids trying to impress me with their musical knowledge in 2012 would have laughed openly at me. this album is fuuuuull of great tracks. Man, I'm envious of that early 90s fuzzy guitar sound. Erik and I actually started a cover of "Today" a few years ago and need to revisit it! That song is great, "Cherub Rock" is great, "Disarm" is great, and "Silverfuck" is in the running for one of the best track names of the 90s and maybe ever? Unsure. this album works on so many levels. what i love most about it, though, is its refusal to adhere to a single sound: it mimics some other groups we've had in this rotation in that way. "Disarm" doesn't sound like "Soma" which doesn't sound like "Geek U.S.A" which doesn't sound like "Hummer", and that's *the* way to keep the listener engaged: be good at all the sounds you try, and your album will always earn a spot in someone's rotation. this bit is only related because of my review from the last album we did by Supergrass: this is how you close an album. Slow it down, sure, but at least keep it interesting. this bit is completely unrelated: the apple music summary of this album claims that the smashing pumpkins are a "gen-x icon", and I'd like to state for the record I've seen *far* more teenagers in "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" t-shirts than I've ever seen gen-xers. for this reason I posit that even if these teenagers i've seen have never even listened to the album, TSP have more cultural staying power because of teens chasing clout than because of gen-xers who may have listened to this group in their mid-twenties and saw them one (1) time in Seattle or Chicago before moving onto the next thing

Vincebus Eruptum by Blue Cheer
Nov 06 2025

this band or this album-- haven't decided which-- is illustrative of what i perceive to be one of the biggest problems facing music today: there is a fucking label for literally every *sample* of sound. look, i had to google these guys. i won't pretend i've heard of them. here's their "genre" according to wikipedia's compiled list (I am too lazy to actually cite each individual source for each genre assignment, but i promise they exist and they're all more or less bullshit): hard rock, psychedelic rock, blues rock, acid rock, heavy metal, proto-punk, stoner rock, experimental rock. are you fuckin serious? one time the band Blue October wrote a song that reflects my feelings about this: "Or call it rock, or pop, or Bach, or fuck / Goddamn! Where did we go wrong? / Now there's a category for every song" (this is from Inner Glow, for those curious). yeah yeah, i get that Blue Cheer is trying a bunch of different things here, but honestly what this tells me more is that they couldn't find solid enough ground to establish a unique sonic character. instead, these songs feel, at least to me, like a half-baked attempt at being a little bit of everything popular on the cusp of some really monumental movements (for example, some people apparently call "Summertime Blues" the first metal song ever [what the fuck], and Black Sabbath's debut was around the corner in 1970). i wonder if the comparison to Jack White is unavoidable (several reviews housed on this website make such a comparison). i don't buy it. not all garage rock is created equally, and this lacks the soul, punch, and guitarwork of the early white stripes stuff. anyway, this shit's boring. 2/5 on a good day, which i guess today is.

Playing With Fire by Spacemen 3
Nov 07 2025

when i was ten i got my first digital keyboard in my bedroom and played with a lot of the presaved sounds. i'm fairly certain i recorded "How Does It Feel" on my tape recorder in 2005. like several of the albums we've gotten, this one is not horrible but suffers from a lack of impression. it's almost completely forgettable. aside from a wacky album cover (purity/ love/ suicide/ accuracy/ revolution, wtf) that is at least fun to look at, there's nothing meaningful here. i'm a big big fan of the hymn "Will the Circle be Unbroken?" from 1907, so it's a shame that their "May the Circle be Unbroken" sucks so goddamn much. maybe if i was on acid i'd appreciate this more, but i kind of doubt it.

The Score by Fugees
Nov 10 2025

fuck yeah. so glad to have pulled this one. it's one of the best rap albums of the 90s for sure, and has to make one pine for the return of old school east coast hip hop. the production on this record is so cool. just basement grooves all around. obviously there's a lot to love lyrically, and part of that is just because this record is a product of its time. ms. lauryn hill is a goddess and has been since 1990. there's a reason she won a grammy for this one. i actually don't care much for "ready or not", which has been sampled to hell and back. not sure why that one. we're still allowed to like this one because d*ddy's gross fuckin hands aren't on it! i learned against my will that the brits love this one. to them i say only this: get your own. we're gonna gatekeep this shit.

Parklife by Blur
Nov 11 2025

sorry brandon. even blur can't make me tolerate british people. also the title track fucking sucks. (that said, this album is fun and energetic, and yeah, fine, i love damon albarn, especially because he talked shit about t swift a few years ago and that made me kinetically sexually attracted to him)

So Much For The City by The Thrills
Nov 12 2025

i was so warm to this on first listen, but the second time, it just didn't click as well. i don't have much to say. as far as the growing blend of folk inspired/pop/indie/general alternative sounds are concerned, this isn't necessarily breaking new ground, but ireland needed a musical win (i guess? idk), and this is totally it for me. it's just easy to listen to, you know? it's a fun album. more albums need to be fun. don't give me sophisticated bullshit that i have to """understand""" to enjoy. give me more of this sweetness and simplicity. but maybe make it more interesting? i dunno. this album falls prey to the unfortunate "it all kinda sounds the same" trend. One review from this website maligns this one as "Ben Folds meets Death Cab with a juvenile SoCal twist", and it was meant as an insult. i honestly can't think of a better compliment for what this is and what it's trying to do. not *everything* has to be cutting edge, you know? so it has that going for it. i like death cab; i like ben folds. i like this, too; i just don't love it. so nothing profound to say. this album didn't rock my world. but it's good, and i'll definitely listen to some tracks again.

Basket of Light by Pentangle
Nov 13 2025

unremarkable vocal performances and lyricism. gorgeous instrumentation with a variety of influences (although those american southern folk influences should render this album cultural appropriation... bastards). too fucking bri'ish. 6.5/10

Nov 14 2025

criminally boring. should actually be a crime to chart this high with songs that are so incredibly dull. this is an unironic review posted here: "We dumb humans couldn't look beyond her bald head.... RIP" i read a bunch of 5 star reviews from this website. are you kidding me? call it "spare" and "haunting" if you want to, but what's really happening here is nothing. if this album were produced today it would sell four copies.

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Nov 19 2025

what the fuck

Tank Battles by Dagmar Krause
Nov 21 2025

i mean i get why hanns eisler songs are worth listening to before you die (starkly anti-fascist, had to flee germany, a real blue-collar composer, etc.) but i don't know why *this* album is worth listening to before you die. this is a cool history lesson, not a great album. i reject the notion that there's some metanarrative to understand regarding this album or even music like it; i'm further unconvinced that dagmar krause's attempts at anglicizing this music are worth the effort. like, it's fine, but if you're at all familiar with 20th century german composition (i promise you're more familiar than that phrasing makes it sound; everyone is), you know what you're gonna hear. it isn't terrible at all, it just isn't as interesting as the history of the composer himself. *why* is this one here?

Document by R.E.M.
Nov 25 2025

i can play "the one i love" on expert on guitar hero world tour but i'm not very good at "it's the end of the world and we know it (and i feel fine)" on rock band 2 because i didn't have rock band 2 as a kid and the controller felt weird and different so... three stars

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar
Dec 01 2025

Fuckin great album but it’s not DAMN. and no amount of 1500 word entries about this album “establishing Kendrick’s sound” is gonna convince me otherwise

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan
Dec 02 2025

man this is gonna be a bold fuckin take (or maybe not? idk whatever), but this is my favorite american album of the 70s full fucking stop. better than dylan, zeppelin, neil young, fleetwood mac; i know there's stiff competition here, but steely dan absolutely cannot be beat. every song here is unique and there are no skips. this album is one of the many reasons this band has the reputation it does for instrumentation: this shit is sophisticated, complex, groovy, and accessible all at the same time, and this is a feat few other groups *literally ever* can claim to have pulled off. five years later when they released aja, they'd really cement themselves as the melodic workhorses of the 70s, but it's *this* album that registered them, for me, as an all-time certified hood classic. this shit fuckin rules. like brandon from our kendrick album recently, i remember where i was when i found and listened to this album for the first time (as an adult). my dad played a few popular tracks in the car as a kid, and i'm sure 92.1 THE BULL!!! played their stuff when i was paying attention, but i found this CD in a library in a "discard" pile like a decade ago and asked if i could have it. they said yes. i sat in my car and listened to it all the way through before even leaving the parking lot. they were going to fucking discard this shit? why? cd worked perfectly. whatever. as an aside, i almost named my one-man musical project "gentleman loser" because of "Midnite Cruiser". you find me another album that offers precise and articulated homage to jazz, rock, blues, folk, all while being actual fucking poetry, and i'll give you one quarter and concede that there must be some other college band from the early 70s that wrote some of the best music to ever come from an american band ever. you fucking can't. fuck you. steely dan rules. six stars our of five

Our Aim Is To Satisfy by Red Snapper
Dec 03 2025

this shit is not “Bussing” but it does sound… sort of interesting I guess

...The Dandy Warhols Come Down by The Dandy Warhols
Dec 04 2025

inoffensive but unmemorable. shame that such a good band name was wasted on a completely unremarkable group

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Dec 05 2025

this is one of those albums for which i would have loved to have been alive when it released. can you imagine finding these jams with your pals in your dad's odoriferous den in your split-level house? damn. this is a fuckin' bop. king giz gets a lot of love for "doing every genre" across their discography, but Zappa *could* have done that-- and probably better-- if he'd ever wanted to. the musicality here is wildly good and so so interesting. great listen. also, killer album name.

Graceland by Paul Simon
Dec 08 2025

i'm so sorry, but the story behind this album and the musicianship involved is much more interesting to me than the album itself. this feels kind of bizarre to say-- and i didn't think i'd find myself saying it for our first paul simon record-- i think he really did need art garfunkel. i know he's an asshole, but those two together wrote music that so much better (to me; i am but one person) than paul simon's original stuff. this album got soooo much recognition, but minus a couple of songs, i just don't see the staying power in my own personal library. i like paul simon as a moody, mystical songwriter with an occasional upbeat track, but this whole album sounds like it could be played at the beginning of a late 80s romcom where the quirky girl and the stuffy guy haven't found each other yet but it's obvious that their lives are less fulfilling than they will be when they connect. it just isn't for me, cool history besides.

Dec 09 2025

certified hood classic but the f slurs and r slurs have aged like milk. still, worth listening to if for no other reason than to better understand eminem's impact. it's a good album

Maxinquaye by Tricky
Dec 10 2025

this is part of the actual writeup for this album from apple music. no words have been added or removed to appeal to my sense of humor or otherwise impact the rhetorical goals of the author: "Thanks to its unhurried hush, the album is a make-out must, but it's the pervading sense of danger that makes it so sensually sinister." what the fuck?

Brutal Youth by Elvis Costello
Dec 11 2025

another day, another dull british record

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Dec 15 2025

still British but at least it’s not boring anymore. Probably my favorite Stones album, due in no small part to really figuring out some new shit with Mick Jagger at the helm now. No skips. Maybe this is just me, but this album probably gives me the purest Beatles influence, which raises its score for me by an artificial and negligible amount. It’s great on its own merits. I particularly love the investment in blues and the back-and-forth between muddy, fuzzy guitars and bright, sizzling ones. Good shit.

Surrealistic Pillow by Jefferson Airplane
Dec 16 2025

a cage match but it's Jefferson Airplane against The Mamas and the Papas and they fight about who was more countercultural in the late 60s

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Dec 17 2025

without this record, we have 1) no afrobeat, and 2) significantly less jazz fusion overall. My incredibly lukewarm take is that you can just listen to the title track and be done, but as far as jazz fusion is concerned, this is really quite good. There’s *so* much miles Davis influence here it’s nuts. If we’re not gonna pull an actual miles Davis record (I think or at least hope Bitches Brew is on here?), this is I guess a reasonable substitute jazz is my favorite genre so part of this rating is influenced by my desperation to get a real jazz album soon. still, even though i really do like it, i don't know how often i'd put this one on by choice. i feel it requires a specific mood.

Murmur by R.E.M.
Dec 18 2025
Truth by Jeff Beck
Dec 19 2025

take rod stewart off this record and it's a full two stars higher unrelated, but i also want to note this for laughs: according to a 1977 issue of The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Rock, this album is "a seminal work of heavy metal." Read that again. Then read it again if you're still unsure what the fuck that's about. I don't have an answer for you. I think music journalists just wrote whatever the fuck they wanted.

Violator by Depeche Mode
Dec 22 2025

alas, it's a classic case of "yeah I get why it's beloved but I don't love it." i can appreciate depeche mode and wowee the production value on this record is incredible! but it's not for me, unfortunately* *this may be somewhat colored by my initial exposure to this album, which came from a coworker when I lived in chicago who introduced depeche mode (and this album) to me. i later discovered she was really into overwatch futa porn, and i could not "separate the art from the artist", as it were

Dec 29 2025

it’s pretty cool. the energy is great, but I’m not picking these over studio versions probably ever. Live albums are tricky, but at the end of the day, it’s still Sam Cooke and I still love him

Either Or by Elliott Smith
Dec 30 2025

sure, the lyrics are edgy and whiny as fuck. would that he had simply *not* written about women that didn’t want him. that aside, however, this is really good. The instrumentation is interesting and well-varied, and most critically, I don’t hate his voice like I hate Morrissey’s. I don’t compare the two because they have similar sonic profiles, but because they’re both insufferable little fuckboys I think I could handle in a brawl. And I am not a fighter.

Coles Corner by Richard Hawley
Dec 31 2025

Pleasantly surprised by this. I won’t pretend I knew who Richard Hawley was until this roll, but I’m glad I do now. I get why “The Ocean” is his top track on most (all?) streaming platforms. It’s interesting and it develops beautifully over the course of its runtime. The decision to include strings as a sort of downtempo attempt at alt rock trends of the 90s and 2000s really worked for me. Listening to the album all the way through and then letting the first track come back on is an extremely rewarding experience. Will probably throw this one on again from time to time.

Entertainment by Gang Of Four
Jan 01 2026

an example of the power of a good rhythm section more punk to me than “post” punk, but yeah, I get it. solid album. guitars that bite. fun energy.

A Girl Called Dusty by Dusty Springfield
Jan 05 2026

do you think that because "every day [she had] to cry", she is now "all cried out"? this was an album that sounded really cool and it is also an album i would have liked a lot more if she weren't so goddamn whiny.

The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest
Jan 06 2026

the people yearn for the return of hiphop that fucks (this is hiphop that fucks)

1989 by Taylor Swift
Jan 07 2026

Yesterday morning I wrote a long ass bullshit post about how I hate T Swift as a person (I do; I make no apologies nor concessions about this) but how this album is genuinely good and probably also represents her peak as an artist. I deleted it because it was annoying and pretentious and not worth reading lmao T Swift’s music is not for me, and neither is she. I wish I could separate my dislike for her from her music, but I really struggle to do that. But I recognize that this is a *good* album and hopefully this score sort of reconciles my personal distaste with my recognition of her artistry as being better in 1989 than it ever will be again

Faust IV by Faust
Jan 08 2026

this is kinda boring fr

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Jan 09 2026

seeing zappa twice within a month or two is really cool, even if this album is just a really long SNL skit. as always, cool guitar work from zappa-- this is expected-- but the rest is just a little too goofy for this to make it onto my "i will play this album again" list. it was fun to listen to once, and i feel that once is enough

Green by R.E.M.
Jan 12 2026

STAAAAAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WEEEEEHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Frank by Amy Winehouse
Jan 13 2026

i have no idea how many times i listened to this album my senior year of high school (I discovered it maybe a year after she died), but it was as lot, and my love for this record then will positively influence my rating of it now; there is no helping this. i love what amy winehouse was doing. this album has such a reverence for 50s/60s jazz and pop singers while being uniquely her own, and so few artists are able to do this. adele, probably. off the top, i'm thinking of few other as-powerful female vocalists who are shaking things up and leaving indelible impressions on the amorphous, always-growing genre. i mean, go listen to "Take The Box" and tell me who else sounds this fucking cool in 2026. not just *good*, but fucking *cool*, dude. so many styles covered here, and there's so so so much to love. big fan of the sax inclusion in "In My Bed", and the intro could have been a collab between Winehouse and Fitzgerald had they been alive at the same time. probably, she should have gone to rehab. i have to think we'd still be listening to new music from amy winehouse if she'd survived beyond 2011.

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
Jan 14 2026

it was hard to not give this a 5 based on pure reactionary tendencies. i saw we rolled Fleet Foxes, i got so excited, i fucking *love* this band, so i wanted to click 5!!! it is a great album!!! but then i remembered that for me, Helplessness Blues is a 5, and I like this one less, so it can't be a 5. sad. but it's ok. a 4 is still great. not to be annoying about it, but this was one of my Formative AlbumsTM. i had a close friend in high school whose older brother introduced me to Ragged Wood (and by extension the rest of FF's catalogue). he also introduced me to St. Vincent, so that's cool. i must have listened to this album backwards and forwards a hundred times in the coming months. he drove me home one night and was like "u gotta hear blue ridge mountains dude it'll change your life" and like yeah that's dramatic but it also isn't incorrect Ragged Wood became one of the first songs i learned how to play (with my friend's brother no less) that really filled me with some zest while playing. other songs i was like yeah cool okay here's how to play this, but Ragged Wood was just so much fucking fun to jam out to, especially with another guitarist in the room! the energy is this album is, to me, fairly unique. each song taken individually isn't doing a whole lot to raise the roof, but taken together, i think this album is full of momentum, dynamism, and compelling instrumentation that ranges from church hymnals to folk to alt rock. this band is so talented.

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
Jan 15 2026

tell you what, these horns fuck. this is a groovy album! some funky bass shit happening in "María Lionza" to break things up juuuust when the album starts to feel a little samey. i struggled between giving it a 3 and saying "it's a high three tho" or just giving it a 4, and the longer i listen to the second half of the album specifically, the more i think it's a 4. while i may not revisit this one nearly as often as other 4s i've given out, i feel like this album does meet my completely arbitrary and largely artificial criteria for scoring a 4

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth
Jan 16 2026

almost completely forgettable and annoying walls of sound. if you had shown me the cover and asked me to guess what it sounded like, i probably could've gotten close to what sonic youth did here. it's rare i've skipped a track on the albums we roll that i haven't heard, but I had to skip "Death to Our Friends". and whhhyyyy is "Madonna, Sean, and Me" seven minutes long?? actually don't answer that. i don't fucking care. this album sucks.

What's That Noise? by Coldcut
Jan 21 2026

I'm tempted to rate this higher to spite the other, stupider reviews of this album on the website. One person complained about the length of the album (it's like an hour), another complained that it's a "shite House album" (ok everything with groovy synths and samples is house ig), and another said that it "was just noise". are we listening to the same album? i mean, i'm not gonna pretend it's one of my favorites, and i dunno that i'll listen to this one again anytime soon, but i think it's pretty cool. you've got some disco elements, lots of funk, some soul, some fun mixing and sampling happening... it might not be incredible (feeling pretty bad about "Theme from 'Reportage'"), but it's far from the bad album the lower star reviews make it out to be. maybe it's just internet sensationalism, idk. i found it to be mostly interesting (minus a track or two) and rewarding to listen to. i wasn't familiar with Coldcut prior to this, and not that *everything* has to be reduced to ingenuity, but i do think it's neat to hear something like this from 1989! if you'd told me this was late 90s or early 2000s, i would've totally believed you. "Stop This Crazy Thing" is pretty cool.

At Budokan by Cheap Trick
Jan 23 2026

I *love* Cheap Trick. They are part of the trifecta (The Beatles, Led Zeppelin) I was raised on. I don't love this album more than Heaven Tonight or even In Color, but there are some sizzling performances here; I suspect this is the reason Budokan was picked and not a studio album. I was negative sixteen years old when this concert happened, so who knows how good it actually was, but "I Want You to Want Me" was apparently a real face-melter. "Surrender" is an obvious classic. Not that anybody gives a shit, but I do wonder why, stacked against Heaven Tonight, for example, this album was ultimately selected. I don't have the book, so I can't check. My rating of this album is colored a lot by my love for the band and by my appreciation for their live sound, even though I would probably rate a few studio albums higher. I think divorced from my affection for Cheap Trick and my love for their studio sound, I'd probably drop this a star. I have some really great memories of being like seven and my dad and I belting "Surrender" and some others in his '94 camry. Good shit. Glad to see Cheap Trick on the list, even if it's just this album.

Elephant by The White Stripes
Jan 26 2026

YEEEEAAAA FUCKING FINALLY We've rolled some incredible "Alex was insufferable about this band" albums recently, and this is almost near the top. Anyone hated to see me coming in 2009 when I discovered Jack White, because in my brain I was the first person to listen to The White Stripes extensively (as a note, the band formed in Detroit in 1997, so... I was not). This album is not my favorite, to be fair: I think both White Blood Cells and De Stijl are better, but this is probably ranked third (text me for a definitive listing of The White Stripes albums; you'll hate where I put Icky Thump). "Black Math" is one of the first garage rock songs with a solo that really moved me! The same is true of "Ball and Biscuit", though. I came to Elephant from TWS self-titled album, which was incredible ("Broken Bricks" stands out to me as a favorite from that one). To me, Jack White is a master of what I guess I'd call "blue collar guitar playing", which is to say he played simple, somewhat rote riffs and solos on a piece of shit Airline fiberglass-bodied guitar from the 60s (and also a shitty acoustic literally from Sears, which I believe he still owns) but managed to really capture the passion and unshakeable zeal of rock from the motor city. For musicians who fall quickly and dangerously into gear-acquisition syndrome (this is sometimes me) instead of spending time actually playing their instruments, Jack White stands as an emblem of what happens if you stop caring about the gear you own, get the fuck in your garage, and play some fucking music (as he commands in "Little Room" from White Blood Cells)* This is an album that, for me, exists as a part of a genre-defining run of garage rock excellence, but what's so good about Elephant is that it marks a turn for TWS in their sonic identity. Get Behind Me Satan, which would release two years later, leans more into Jack's piano playing and unique blues-infused rock ballads while maintaining the same affection and reverence for The White Stripes's earlier work. This isn't a perfect album, but it comes fucking close. This is like a 4.8. *Jack White in 2026 does suffer a bit from the grandiosity of his name: he has a Fender signature that's $3,700, and early 2000s Jack would have laughed if you had told him that's where he'd end up 20ish years later. On the bright side, 2024's No Name is a return to The White Stripes's sound, so maybe he's looking for his roots, idk.

On The Beach by Neil Young
Jan 27 2026

I’ve been lazy so far this week because of the snow days. Brain gets hazy. Good album. I like Neil Young here. Wish we’d kept a cleaner separation so I didn’t sour to him with CSN&Y.

In Our Heads by Hot Chip
Jan 28 2026

Cool instrumentation hampered by a samey, uninteresting vocal performance that is very much a product of its time. This particular subcategory of the über broad “alternative” genre feels very much not for me. And of course they’re fucking British. I dunno. It’s like trying to be Daft Punk, Passion Pit, Two Door Cinema Club, and The xx all at once. I don’t feel convinced. It doesn’t weave any of those threads particularly well, but I could see the appeal for people who want alt music that sounds sort of like soft house music.

The Last Of The True Believers by Nanci Griffith
Jan 29 2026

I didn't know who she was prior to this, so i'm thankful to the Roulette Gods for giving me something new! it's pretty solid, nothing world-shaking, but it gives me a sort of Carole-King-if-more-folk vibe, which is not a bad thing (I fuggin love Carol King). Actually, her sound reminds me of lots of those 70s/early 80s singer-songwriters, which i'm sure is not a coincidence. didn't really dislike any of the tracks, but I wasn't moved by many of them, either. I did like "Banks of the Pontchartrain" a lot.

Sex Packets by Digital Underground
Jan 30 2026

"The Humpty Dance" is an incredible piece of work but what a fucking 180 degree turn into "The Way We Swing" I mean jesus christ i'm not gonna pretend I know what to say about this album. I don't. I'll give them this: no one will ever be able to say this album isn't interesting to listen to. Whatever it is, it's not boring!

Feb 03 2026

super good stuff. I don't have mixed feelings about this particular live album; this version of "all apologies" and "about a girl" are my favorite versions of those songs. i'm not a huge nirvana fan to begin with, but this album is really good and I hadn't revisited it since I was in maybe late middle school or early high school. this was a fun thing to revisit, and now that I remember it exists, i'll probably revisit it again.

Floodland by Sisters Of Mercy
Feb 04 2026

quintessentially 80s, which unfortunately hurts it a little bit. for me, anyway, this isn't memorable as a good album; it just includes all the staples of 80s synth/goth rock. that said, I don't dislike it, I just can't imagine seeking this out myself for a repeated listen. after all, I can only handle so many reverb-heavy drum machines, and other bands do it better. cool album art and band name, though. it has that going for it.

Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons
Feb 05 2026

This is pretty cool! Sad about Emmylou Harris. I wasn’t ever a huge fan of Gram Parsons, but I just let myself vibe to this one while I cooked breakfast for my wife, and it was really nice. Would probably listen to this again in the future when the mood strikes.

Feb 06 2026

I took absolutely no time for me to get sick of the glass breaking sound effect. Maybe it took even less time for me to get tired it the percussion. Maybe there’s a “jilted generation” to whom this appeals. But my guess is the guy was (is?) just an incel.

Diamond Life by Sade
Feb 09 2026

silky fucking smooth. a contender for one of my top three favorites albums of the 80s. shockingly good for a variety of reasons, but especially impressive that this was sade's first album (which i did not know at first!) man when that sax gets going in "Frankie's First Affair", she's got me in a vice grip. there's just some electric about these songs, and i love that they're not even that technically impressive. sade just has a great fucking voice, and the band chose (very wisely) to not cover the lead performance with unnecessary musical elements. everyone plays together really nicely here; there's a strong sense of group cohesion.

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
Feb 10 2026

a very nearly perfect album. defined both a genre and a movement. absolutely transformative music with the kind of staying power rivaled only perhaps by the beatles (though influences obviously go in different directions). marvin gaye is in the holy trinity of Motown for me (Jackson 5, Gaye, Stevie Wonder), and without this work, we don't have like half of the R&B/soul/etc. catalogue that we have today. the first time i heard "Let's Get it On", I *think* it was in the context of a shitty meme, but once I actually listened to the album, I was like what the *fuck*, this is glorious! this album absolutely fucks. in the most joyous and least bizarre way i can articulate this, i feel like so much love has been made to this album (tied perhaps by teenaged millennials in the late 2000s listening to the Panic! debut album from 2005) and i have to think that's what marvin gaye would have wanted. i don't think you can listen to this album and hate anyone at all. it's all love, man. the sax in "If I Should Die Tonight" heals something in my soul every time i listen to it. fuck.

good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar
Feb 11 2026

i love an introspective album, especially when the lyricism is as good as this one. while i don't like it as much as kendrick's later work (i think i prefer every subsequent album to this one), i can appreciate the gravitas of this album and i respect both the musicality and the storytelling, even if there are some songs ("Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe", I am so so so sorry) that I don't really like. i think "The Art of Peer Pressure" is fucking poetry, and "Poetic Justice" is such an earworm for me. it's a low four, but i guess it's still a four. i'm inclined to give it a 3, but when i like about other albums i've given a 3, i don't think i like them as much as this one. whatever. numbers are beginning to feel somewhat arbitrary.

Rubber Soul by Beatles
Feb 12 2026

this used to be one of my least favorite Beatles albums, but that's because i used to be a stupid fucking idiot

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Feb 13 2026

when my students ask me what kind of music i listen to, i usually say everything except EDM and early 2000s country. when they ask if i know any "good country", this is the artist (and occasionally the album, although others come first) i think of. i don't give a shit about the "akshually there is good new country too!!!" argument because of course there is-- there is "good new" everything-- and because for me, it's just too difficult to top willie nelson. sorry. but not really. also the album art is great. i love the simplicity and the color choices. had to google susanna clark (of course the author is the first result), and i'm glad i did. learned a lil bit.

Paul Simon by Paul Simon
Feb 16 2026

i luv paul simon and his cool coat in the album art. i also like that this album still retains some S&G sound even though he'd split from art by this point. i'm an art apologist and i don't like any of paul simon's solo work more than S&G, but because this album sounds pretty similar, i'm quite fond of it

All Directions by The Temptations
Feb 17 2026

won't ever complain about more Motown stuff. "Love Woke Me Up This Morning" is an incredible track. So rich and evocative! these dudes can harmonize with the best of them. really solid album.

Feb 18 2026

what the fuck is that annoying ass fucking instrument in fucking "roller coaster" it is *way* too pronounced and fucks with everything else in the song i hate hate hate hate it however, the rest surprised me. pretty solid! i expected it to be pretentious and annoying because of the band and album names (and to some degree the album art; although i like it, i was sure i knew what i was gonna hear from the art alone), but i was happy to be wrong. there are a couple of genres dear to my heart in this one (garage rock chief among them), and there are some really interesting almost Stones-y or even Doors-y sounds coming from whatever this vocalist's name is (too lazy to Google). i think there were some risks taken here, which is always cool. it's the 60s, so people are doing whatever they want, and i think that's rad. some risks paid off more than others, but that's okay. overall i think this album offers some good variety and unique sounds, but i don't know how often i'd revisit it by choice.

NEU! 75 by Neu!
Feb 19 2026

i was sort of excited for this because of the minimalistic album art and a band name i was totally unfamiliar with, and it ended up being kiiiiinda cool by virtue of being really different from what we've had recently, but it's a real shame that this is so damn boring.

The Madcap Laughs by Syd Barrett
Feb 20 2026

this would be a really fun album to listen to if i hadn't ever heard any other music before

Live And Dangerous by Thin Lizzy
Feb 23 2026

idk pretty solid live album. i haven't listened to thin lizzy outside of the hits, so it was neat to hear some songs i didn't know "live" for the first time. would maybe put this one on again. i quite liked "still in love with you"

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Feb 24 2026

Fucking *finally*. I have been dying for some jazz. And big band jazz is a great way to start (i say start because I don't think we've rolled jazz yet? idk i can't remember) By 1958, obviously big bands were sort of on their way out in favor of the would-be traditional solos, trios, and quartets of jazz musicians that would rule the 60s; still, though, this album (or more generally, count basie and his orchestra) left indelible marks on the jazz scene at its absolute peak. coming on the heels of work from people like duke ellington, it was virtually impossible for this album not to be a critical success. and thank god it was: while *this* particular album wasn't necessarily fundamental in my early jazz appreciation years, it definitely ranks in the top ten (it would take me a week or more to decide my top three, but i don't think count basie, or duke ellington for that matter, rank that high). when i first heard count basie in i think 2012, i was walking around chicago at night in 2012 and there are few, i would argue, better places to listen to jazz if you want the love of it to become a personality trait. in the next decade alone i would end up at jazz clubs all over the world trying to find local groups that could do what these guys were doing. i found some! people will tell you that it's hard to beat nyc if you want to find good jazz in the 21st century (as many cities, especially those abroad, began to fizzle out as Blue Note clubs and their similarly-styled contemporaries closed), but don't listen to the purists: there's still all kinds of cool shit going on in chicago, in denver, and hell, even in prague. prague might have one of the best jazz clubs i've ever been to; better than most in paris, to my mind. this album is so fucking great for so many reasons. hefti's arrangements are among the best big band arrangements to have ever been played by anyone ever, and i don't think that's a bold claim-- i think that's actually a pretty lukewarm take. the standards that are included here ("Li'l Darlin'", "Corner Pocket", etc.) are some of my favorite records OF those standards, making this album infinitely re-listenable. swing jazz is so so so important for the emergence of hard bop, which is my favorite. i think we'll eventually roll some of my favorite hard bop records, and i'm excited for that. count basie is one of the first to really hone the walking bass, call-and-response lines from different instrument sections, and my absolute favorite, the blues influence. these two genres play together like starsky and fucking hutch, and you can hear it all over this record. "Whirly-Bird" might be one of the greatest big band standards of all time. you cannot listen to this song and feel anything but electricity and joy. this album fucking slaps. count basie is a fucking legend. thank god and the USA for big band jazz.

All Hail the Queen by Queen Latifah
Feb 25 2026

i will never outright disrespect queen latifah, but i have a lot of questions about why "Mama Gave Birth to the Soul Children" came out the way that it did

Nothing's Shocking by Jane's Addiction
Feb 26 2026

when my best friend started dating my ex-girlfriend three days after we broke up in september of 2012, he also showed me this album! i think it is very good, but probably not great. "Jane Says" is still a bop and I listen to it regularly. i had forgotten most of the other songs on this album, and it was good to revisit them and think about that time my best friend wanted to play COD Zombies one night after school a week after the breakup and was like "can shawna also get on with us? we'll probably have to revive her a lot but it'll be fine" and i was like "sure man i mean if you don't think it's weird" and he was like "nahhh it'll be fine man!" and then we were all on mic together and it was definitely weird like he said it wouldn't be

Brothers by The Black Keys
Feb 27 2026

we've been rolling pretty good recently. man, i love the early black keys! shoutout to former members of The Davis Bricks reading this who played 10 AM Automatic with me in 2016-2017. this album is also pretty singularly responsible for the formation of one of the high school bands I was in, which we called Cavemen Are People Too. It was, like early The Black Keys, a blues rock duo. we didn't have a drummer and we never played a show, so it was one of THOSE high school bands. but we had stickers on our guitar cases, so that has to count for something. we just jammed in the garage three times a week. funnily enough, "Ten Cent Pistol" came on Pandora once while I was cleaning my room in probably the 11th grade-- might have been my Led Zeppelin station, actually. I remember stopping and thinking woah, I need to write this one down to revisit later. At that point, this album was probably a year or less old; I jotted the name down, listened to the rest, and was like "what the fuck this is incredible." the rest is history. i'm tempted to rate this higher out of nostalgia, but then i remember albums like Thickfreakness and Rubber Factory exist, and if those are 5s for me, this one can't be. but this is an extremely high 4. these tracks have aged well, and it's a good record to fall back on when you get disillusioned by the fact that in 2026, The Black Keys can no longer decide whether they want to be this weird pop rock bullshit or classic blues rock. for me, this was the last album that kept that old school early 2000s sound.

Madman Across The Water by Elton John
Mar 02 2026

i kinda don't care which album it is, i will never rate Elton John lower than a 4. can you imagine hearing something like "Levon" in a stadium? damn. not my favorite elton john record, but a pretty good one.

If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears by The Mamas & The Papas
Mar 03 2026

i like the idea that there's a subgenre called "sunshine pop" and that these guys operate within it. i don't really give a shit about the insane genrefication of every song ever released, but this one feels fitting and i don't know what else to say about this album since i feel just warmer than neutral about it (but "Do You Wanna Dance" is cute and fun)

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Mar 04 2026

i don't think i like this. cool band name. cool vocals. weird everything else. maybe adding this one to my list of reasons i hate british people.

Modern Kosmology by Jane Weaver
Mar 05 2026

was not familiar at all with jane weaver prior to this. some of the early tracks give me early Beach House vibes, so that's nice. still, it didn't really move me enough to rate it higher than this; i'm not sure i'd seek this one out again. not bad, not even necessarily boring, just not doing anything that i don't prefer more from other bands. sorry jane.

Revolver by Beatles
Mar 09 2026

my ranking of Beatles albums changes on a semi-regular basis, but this one is always extremely high. i will find out if i am remembering correctly when i post this monday morning, but i *think* this will be a five from Brandon, and it's likely to be a five from me. will be hilarious if i am misremembering and he hates this one, but i don't think i know anyone who hates Revolver. "For No One" is fucking gold, "And Your Bird Can Sing" is also maybe a favorite Beatles song for me... idk man, the White Album will forever be my fave, but is this #2? might be

Fragile by Yes
Mar 10 2026

i think i only knew "Roundabout", so this was an interesting listen-- with "Roundabout" in a vacuum for me I wouldn't have guessed this was a mostly prog rock group, and that sound is way more evident on later tracks. we haven't rolled a lot of prog rock (that I can remember, anyway), but this stands out as the best (read: the only good) prog rock album so far. "Long Distance Runaround" was also a lot of fun.

Manassas by Stephen Stills
Mar 11 2026

one of the cooler jam supergroups of the early 70s. sure there's nothing particularly groundbreaking on this album, but it's still a lot of fun to listen to. probably will revisit a little as it continues to warm up and i can drive down 68 with my windows down.

Mar 12 2026

i've dreaded the day we hit tom waits because i don't love him as a musician as much as everyone else seems to. as an actor, i think he's fantastic (Down by Law and his small-ish role in Licorice Pizza are actually my faves), but ahhhh i just can't get behind his super fried vocals. what's extra bizarre even to me is that i love louis armstrong, and there are some similarities between the two for sure. ultimately it's probably just a genre thing: i love satchmo's style, but not tom waits. brandon i am so sorry. i want to love this, but i just don't.

Cupid & Psyche 85 by Scritti Politti
Mar 13 2026

half the album is walmart brand Prince but for boring british people, and the other half is the most inoffensive pop and mid-80s stylings i've heard since the LAST most inoffensive pop and mid 80s-stylings we've heard yawn/5

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Mar 16 2026

i have no concept of how the world sees Alanis Morissette because i haven't looked at her stats or Wiki page, but I discovered her from House, in S4E3 and totally fell in love (with the song "Not as We" from another album). consequently, when getting an album like this, i'm inclined to rate it a little higher than i otherwise would because of the nostalgia bias towards some of her work. so i don't really know how i'd rate this "objectively" (pretending that's even possible), but i think she's doing something unique and certainly interesting here. can't tell you that any number of these songs are necessary re-listens, but i know "Ironic" and "You Oughta Know" are pretty widely known. idk, i think she's cool.

Nevermind by Nirvana
Mar 17 2026

certified (white suburban neighbor)hood classic

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis
Mar 19 2026

fucking finally. i have been hoping for this album specifically since the end of the first week. easiest five star rating i have ever given out by a mile. bill evans is my favorite jazz pianist, so this album resonated so hard with me when miles davis traded hard bop for the softer life (and of course included Evans on all but one of these tracks). "So What" is endlessly relistenable. hell, all the tracks are endlessly relistenable. modal jazz is particularly special not just because of its unique ability to be versatile and flexible musically, but also because it demonstrates mastery of the craft: you can only break the rules of music when you understand them perfectly, which is why so many other bands become stale and albums start to sound the same while jazz artists *usually* don't. Miles Davis doesn't even come fucking close to that. everything he does is unique. Spin Bitches Brew before or after this, and if you're not already a davis fan, you'd be hard pressed to say it's a different crew. miles davis, bill fucking evans, coltrane-- what's not to love here? arguably, this year (1959), is when jazz was at its all time high. it's tragic to even articulate that potential reality because of all the good shit that comes out of the 60s and early (emphasis on early) 70s, but truthfully, this might be *the* album that withstands the would-be onslaught against jazz as "elevator music." hearing some local jazz cats in Prague play "Kind of Blue" in some dingy jazz club basement at 3am irrevocably changed my brain chemistry. i get that jazz isn't for everybody and i would hate to become that pretentious fucking loser who says "you just don't get it" to people who don't like jazz, but I WILL say that i think if you are lukewarm on jazz/want to get into the genre/think that you hate jazz, this is the album i'd suggest to you before you give up on it. i don't need to waste anyone's time writing about the history of this record or why it's so fucking cool, but for any lovers of nonfiction out there, I cannot recommend James Kaplan's book 3 Shades of Blue enough. it's not just about this album, but about the people surrounding it and the culture that allowed it to become critically successful. i *love* this album.

At Mister Kelly's by Sarah Vaughan
Mar 20 2026

two jazz albums in a row? is it my birthday? not as much to say about this one-- I like Vaughn enough, but she's not Fitzgerald or Holiday or James. what is most interesting to me about this album is its location: by all accounts it was a cool place (had closed years and years before i lived in Chicago, so not even a trace of its legacy was left aside from museum exhibits), but it had a pretty mixed recording history. i remember learning about this specifically when i lived in chicago: on the one hand, you had artists like Vaughn and even Muddy Waters record here, buuuut also Bill Cosby and Woody Allen did stuff here, so... you know. maybe its legacy is somewhat cursed. the list of artists i love who *played* here, though, is nearly endless. all the greats did at least one performance here if not several. if NY was where jazz thrived in the 50s, Chicago was its little brother. to see nina simone or duke ellington at Mister Kelly's would've been really special.

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Mar 23 2026

i have chosen this time to reveal that this is my *first* time listening to this album, even after knowing how beloved it is by brandon. i sorta get the hype, but it also feels like an album that Tom from (500) Days of Summer would be pretentious about other people not liking. i'm not sure what gives me that vibe. i like, but don't love, this album.

Raw Power by The Stooges
Mar 24 2026

standard-faire rock album, would give a 2.5

Back To Black by Amy Winehouse
Mar 25 2026

the 1960s in a 2000s pop album. shame that listening now feels so bittersweet. also a shame that "she probably should've gone to rehab" is such low-hanging fruit where jokes are concerned, because admittedly it would've been cool to see her sound evolve if she'd made it into her 30s. out of respect to amy winehouse i will not say that i hate british people today.

Highly Evolved by The Vines
Mar 26 2026

i forgot this album was playing while i was listening to it

Fun House by The Stooges
Mar 27 2026

you know those wikipedia entries are so goofy sometimes. please, god, some music snob somewhere PLEASE mansplain to me how THIS album, of all albums, is considered "integral to the development of punk rock."

Foo Fighters by Foo Fighters
Mar 30 2026

as someone who only listens to foo fighters every once in a while, it was actually kinda nice to get this album because i had never heard it. harkening back to yesterday's point, i genuinely believe the guitar work in this album is more "punk rock" than yesterday's, in spite of all the weird claims that it was foundational. still can't get over that. honestly so sad that nobody told me about "Weenie Beenie" until now. this song fucking rules.

B-52's by The B-52's
Mar 31 2026

“Rock Lobster” is still very cool

Now I Got Worry by The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Apr 01 2026

Two or three good songs in a mess of songs that are quite bad

Tragic Songs of Life by The Louvin Brothers
Apr 03 2026

Oh my God. How did I not know this duo until now? This is great. Holy shit. So simple and so powerful. I mean it when I say I think it would heal everything in me to play a couple of these songs with some pals by a campfire. This is so much fun to listen to. Aside from the cranky losers who have littered the reviews page with one-star bits about Americans thinking country is way more important than it actually is, I’m surprised this hasn’t been more warmly received. This album makes me want to sell my house and move to a cabin in the woods in Clay county

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Apr 06 2026

i think my first introduction to The Rolling Stones was "Paint it Black", which, if I'm remembering this right, was the menu music for the game Twisted Metal Black. or at least it was somewhere in the game. i remember that it was my favorite part of the game, which otherwise bored (or scared) me

Rising Above Bedlam by Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
Apr 08 2026

ummm it's fine. i appreciate the effort to be a little different here! a lil inspired! a lil cross-cultural! the problem is that, for me, it all ends up feeling sort of bland in spite of that effort. also the title track is really bad. but i guess i don't hate it. yet another example of an album that i need the book page for bc i do not understand why this would get included.

Django Django by Django Django
Apr 09 2026

i feel bad saying this for several albums in a row now, but i actually turned this one off about three fourths of the way through, in part because i was busy, but also because i was bored stiff. sorry django django but i just can't care about these songs. they don't feel like they're really going anywhere

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
Apr 10 2026

finally, a return to greatness. the british are not coming. the title track on this album is fantastic.

Bitches Brew by Miles Davis
Apr 14 2026

Based on the listener feedback, I'm guessing the reason this album has a largely mixed review (3, 4, and 5s have been given with roughly the same frequency) is because jazz is doing what it always promised: it's inventing new things all of the time. i mean, fuck, it's not just a random coincidence that this album became a legendary jazz record only after everybody fucking hated it at first. what do you mean we're adding electric pianos and guitars?? to MY jazz??? but that's why i love bitches brew so much. it's not my favorite miles davis album, but you absolutely cannot deny the impact of this improvisation and davis's magnificent vision. in a record whose first ten minutes sound like the band warming up, miles davis decides to *spit in the face of HIS OWN jazz convention*. if that's not fucking cool, i don't know what is. who says i can't record random sounds that evolve into smooth ass tracks like "spanish key"? this list of contributors is also impossibly great. aside from the man himself we get chick corea, wayne shorter, john mclaughlin, i mean come on! how many other times did this MANY legends contribute to a single album?? i mean in jazz collabs are common but this array is always going to be impressive. i mean bill evans did it regularly but whatever obviously anyone is allowed to hate bitches brew, but what i will not stand is "i hate this album" followed by "well of course i didn't even listen to all of it, i could tell from the first few minutes that it wasn't for me" bc you sound like boomers that hated rock because it didn't sound like the 50s pop their racist parents put them on. the whole reason jazz is cool is because it has such an obvious and traceable evolution over a really short amount of time. people are making shit up that is being listened to *right now*, not making shit up that lasted for, like, the pop punk era and then became a monument in musical history. i will give this album's critics a point: some of the tracks do overstay their welcome. i would love to be able to pretend it doesn't bother me that the title track is half an hour, but it does. sometimes you can get away with this, but i usually don't have that kind of patience for an experimental album like this. the sheer variety, though, makes it infinitely relistenable. if you get bored with "pharaoh's dance", fine, play "spanish key". you can always play "spanish key". anyway. this album might not fuck as hard as some other stuff from miles davis that i like more, but this album still fucks. hard. as my priest says, it is a right, good, and joyous thing, always and everywhere. 4.5/5

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes
Apr 15 2026

it is at this time that i must confess that i said, out loud in my classroom by myself, "this sounds like bjork" because i did not know that bjork was in this band until i clicked on the wikipedia entry on the review page suddenly it all makes sense this is a good album and i quite liked it and i'm sorry to any music snobs who think i should have known bjork fronted this band please forgive me

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel
Apr 16 2026

this was another album that was on steady repeat during my senior year of high school. i will always have incredibly fond feelings for it. when i got done at my stupid job at GameStop (horrible, terrible, truly very bad) i would start the album halfway (because i like the second half more) on my little cassette adapter while i drove to this friend's house or that friend's house to hang out for the rest of the night. love love love these two and love this album. for that reason it became kind of a nighttime album for me. favorites will probably always be "The Boxer" and "The Only Living Boy in New York", although "El Condor Pasa (If I Could)" is up there as well. really special album from two of my favorite singer/songwriters from the 60s/70s. i'd have to think more about this, but I might rate this, Sound of Silence, and Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme about the same. This is the first album I wish I could give like a 4.8, but whatever, let's round up, who fucking cares

Lady In Satin by Billie Holiday
Apr 17 2026

probably the most tempestuous of the jazz singers of the 50s, but also one of the most iconic, right up there with ella and etta. it's a real shame that her life was so much more unfortunate than the other two; she might've lived longer and given us another album or two, who knows. i certainly would have loved more holiday to listen to. fuck all the people who were cruel to her and used her, i guess. but also fuck the system that allowed it to happen idk some really, really excellent work here. this is one of my favorite versions of the standard "I Get Along Without You Very Well" (first place goes to chet baker, sorry for being basic). her voice is just this unique mix of smooth and punchy, and i don't think anyone before or since has really gotten that same kind of timbre-- maybe winehouse a little bit, outside of jazz? my heart absolutely breaks listening to "I'll Be Around" because it's the last track* on might as well be the "final" album of her lifetime (although the self-titled record that got renamed was released in the same month she died, for some reason, I associate this one as holiday's "last" autonomous work; maybe that's because Last Recording got manhandled in the wake of her death). people treated this woman like shit and her last song is literally about how a guy can treat her however, because his other loves are fleeting-- he's bound to return to her. and then she fucking dies. god dammit. great album and fuck you to the reviewers who said "it all sounds the same" do you have ears? do sinatra and dean martin all sound the same to you, too?? don't answer that *the last track on the standard stereo release. the mono release had a fucking cry for help in "The End of a Love Affair", which went completely unanswered, although by that time billie was gonna die anyway so whatever. god listening to this record just made me re-angry about how this woman was treated in her lifetime wtf

Rust Never Sleeps by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Apr 20 2026

not very diverse in terms of sound, but the one or two things going on here are at least pretty good. I like "Sail Away" quite a bit. still really concerned by "Welfare Mothers" but uhh yeah whatever

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Apr 21 2026

This was the most pleasant surprise in a while!! I should've figured we'd see some Cocteau Twins on this list, I just hadn't thought about it. I don't want all of my ratings to be established in terms of a band's relationships to other artists that I love, but it's hard *not* to with CT, just because they were-- and this album in particular is-- so influential to the dream pop/ambient sound that I love so much. Tennis or Beach House couldn't have written half of their catalogue if CT hadn't written "Cherry-coloured Funk", for example. I love how easy this album is to listen to! It's also got a cool ass name. Is it a question, or is it a statement? Who knows. I think I want it to be a question. Am I in heaven or am I in Las Vegas? God, I hope there isn't a difference. I *also* love how many moods listeners are taken through in this album. It's got so much variety it's hard to not let the whole record play twice. I also adore the chorus-y effect on Fraser's vocals that make the whole album sound like I'm hearing her voice from underwater. I've always loved when artists do shit like that. No skips, but favorites are "Cherry-coloured Funk", "Pitch the Baby", "Iceblink Luck", "Fifty-fifty Clown", "Heaven or Las Vegas", "I Wear Your Ring", "Wolf in the Breast", "Road, River and Rail", and "Frou-frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires." I don't hate "Fotzepolitic" I just like every other track more, that's all

Apr 22 2026

One of the most iconic opening rap tracks from anywhere in the 80s and 90s (and perhaps into the 2000s). I can't think of a more powerful introduction to a more legendary group. It oozes cool and attitude, two things this album never gives up in its runtime. i learned this album has been preserved in the library of congress! neat. obviously "Fuck Tha Police" is fucking incredible. even contemporary versions of this song ("Close Your Eyes [And Count to Fuck]" from Run the Jewels comes to mind) don't quite reach this song's heights. Always enjoyable, always righteously angry, I'll revisit this album every handful of months or so and be moved.

Throwing Muses by Throwing Muses
Apr 23 2026

this is pretty cool, actually! the opening track is nice and powerful. the rest of the album flows pretty well together. unfortunately i think if all i can say is that i enjoyed my time with this album, the highest i can reasonably give it is a 3.

Ill Communication by Beastie Boys
Apr 24 2026

for me, the album is a 3, but "Sabotage" alone is a 5, so we'll call it a 4 and move on

Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Apr 27 2026

not much to say; it's a great American album. i don't listen to it often, but i was raised on it. maybe this is a bit heretical but i like Springsteen as an activist more than as a musician. cool that he uses his immense cultural presence to advocate for folks in need (while all the gen x dads like mine listened to him while they were driving to vote for Reagan again in '84)

The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths
Apr 28 2026

this album does have two things going for it: one, it has alain delon. nice. two, the album does eventually end. double nice.

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson
Apr 29 2026

beatles? sorry. beatles? i like to imagine that this guy listened to the beatles and was like "fuck British people, we can do this" and subsequently kind of did do it! for that reason alone, i will rate it highly, as I too hate British people. good on you, harry nilson.

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
Apr 30 2026

i love this album for a lot of reasons but i think i love it primarily because Bioshock: Infinite introduced it to me by way of the barbershop quartet arrangement of "God Only Knows", which i still listen to today i was like "no way they wrote a song this good for the beginning of the game, wow that's cool" and then i discovered that i was fucking stupid and my dad just never introduced me to the beach boys when i got my beatles introduction at age 7.

May 01 2026

reading the keywords from reviews is also fun, but I like today's because of the variety. my favorites, listed in order of appearance: "coldplay", "radiohead", "generic", "meh" realistically, i guess i don't hate british people today. this was kind of interesting! i might revisit this album again in the future. i guess i see the coldplay connections (I see fewer Radiohead connections, to be sure, outside of "M62 Song"), but i don't know how fair it is to compare the less popular indie bands to their larger, more popular influences (he says sincerely, having done exactly that more than once in the past).

The Doors by The Doors
May 04 2026

rating artificially higher because i've always liked jim morrison's hair

Live! by Fela Kuti
May 05 2026

the kind of shit i would pay real american dollars to play live in a garage with some friends. can you imagine the vibes

Spiderland by Slint
May 06 2026

this album makes me feel like spongebob when he gets stuck in Rock Bottom

May 07 2026

if you press the skip button when "Wonderwall" comes on, it's a much more pleasant experience imo. i never gave oasis a fair shot because of that stupid ass fucking song. since i chose to give them an honest chance this morning, i found myself really drawn to this sound and then began to wonder whether or not i had spent my teens missing out on a band i would really like if i got past my own pretention about wonderwall

May 08 2026

in terms of musical context, it's quite a shock to be me (i don't know who the fuck Hole is) and learn that Courtney Love fronts this band, and especially that there was some hot goss about whether or not Kurt Cobain had anything to do with this album. feels very much like... not my circus, idk. this was a cool listen. I'm actually glad to be somewhat divorced from the history of this album because it allowed me to listen to it for its own merits and on its own terms, which made it actually really enjoyable. when it went hard, I wanted it to go harder. when it softened, i still wanted it to go harder. still, it was an enjoyable listen, and i don't think i'd skip any of these songs if they came on shuffle. i don't know that i'd go out of my way to choose this record, though. i think "She Walks On Me" is the standout track. I'd seek that one out probably

In A Silent Way by Miles Davis
May 11 2026

i'm sure if i were a 1969 listener, i would've been guarded about this album because it's so different from everything he's done up until now, but having the benefit of listening now means i really appreciate that davis wanted to something different *and* succeeded in that pursuit. i would be lying if i said this is a commonly rotated miles davis record for me, but i do still like it a lot, and all of his risks pay off. it's different, it stays interesting, and it keeps the spirit of jazz going. i love later pharoah sanders and some of herbie hancock's weirder stuff (emphasis on some), and you don't have either of those contributions, imo, without this album.

So by Peter Gabriel
May 12 2026

it's 1987. your rich 34 year old parents just bought you a camaro. you have this cassette tape. it's 8pm in june and the sun just hit the top of the horizon. you drive around town with the windows down and think about how really this album should've won the grammy over graceland, but you know that nobody will understand if you tell them that. you drive to mcdonalds and get a hamburger. you sing some of the words to "in your eyes" because you don't know them all. when you get home your parents tell you that no, that girl didn't call, and you scream "fuck!" and go to your room and listen to "don't give up" and cry.

May 13 2026

i don't give a shit that brian eno produced this record, i hate u2

May 14 2026

i really like this album! the energy is great, the riffs are all cool and memorable, and it's got solid staying power. totally appreciate what they've got going on here, and while i don't love it as much as I'm sure some of you guys do, i still really like it. the only thing that makes me sad is that this band is, for me, a lot like coldplay: the debut record is great (perfect in coldplay's case), and everything else is just... meh. i don't know whether or not i'm alone in that, but later releases felt to me like "yep that's the Arctic Monkeys but not as good as the first album" and i hate that for them and for me. but in a vacuum this album is awesome! funnily, i was introduced to this band early in college (via AM) and i was like yeah i guess this is kinda cool. then i found this album and never listened to AM again

D by White Denim
May 15 2026

hey cool. i didn't know white denim or this album prior to this. it's got to be most of the most sonically diverse pulls we've had recently, which is cool. "Street Joy" is probably my favorite.

Harvest by Neil Young
May 18 2026

there will come a day where i admit to myself that i don't really like neil young even though i know i am supposed to, but that day isn't today. it's probably close to today, though. something funny: this album ended, and Harvest Moon started to play, the title track for which I absolutely love. i was like "wait this isn't on this album" which i only recognized mid-work because i like it more than every song on this album by a lot

The Yes Album by Yes
May 19 2026

better than some of the other prog bullshit we've had so far. gotta say i can't really tell this one apart from the other Yes album we had, but I don't hate this.

Picture Book by Simply Red
May 20 2026

woooah this is so cool wow. "Look at You Now" is a very cool song. it's all pretty cool, maaaaan

Architecture And Morality by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
May 21 2026

this was about as annoying as i expected it to be given the album title and band name

Cafe Bleu by The Style Council
May 22 2026

i spent my whole drive thinking about what to say for this one. i guess it's cool that they really tried to do it all here? shame none of it really worked out. some cool riffs i guess. the only two songs i skipped were "you're the best thing," which i learned was one of the more popular songs, and "a gospel." not sure why either of those are enjoyed by anyone. i did, however, like "here's one that got away" well enough

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival
May 25 2026

delicious. finally, some good fucking food

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake
May 26 2026

excellent music for virgins, stoners, the clinically depressed, and anyone whose favorite book is The Perks of Being a Wallflower

C'est Chic by CHIC
May 27 2026

"Savoir Faire" pulls this score up quite a bit on its own, but it's still a good album. a high 3. it's unashamed and unassuming in its approach to dance and disco-inspired lightness. that's probably why i like "Savoir Faire" so much, because it stands out from the other tunes which share an identity. still, i'd put this on again for sure. also the album art is really cool. weird font choice on the track list but that picture goes fucking hard

May 28 2026

nah, this ain't it. sorry cube. misogyny aside, if i hadn't known and you told me the guy who recorded this album and the guy who played in War of the Worlds (2025) was the same person, i would have absolutely believed you. this sucks.

Joan Baez by Joan Baez
May 29 2026

can you imagine being 19, doing a debut album of folk covers, and becoming an international folk icon whose work would become immortalized in the library of congress? scoot over bob dylan, the queen is ready to play* *i am sorry everyone but i unironically think she is leagues better than bob dylan, Brandon please forgive me

Neon Bible by Arcade Fire
Jun 02 2026

Win “Sorry I Assaulted You, But I WAS On Drugs” Butler perhaps ought to have stayed in the church they recorded this in for a while longer to make contact with a deity who could have taught him about consent and accountability but at least he made a few good albums before he became total scum

Whatever by Aimee Mann
Jun 04 2026

what are these lyrics bro

Jun 05 2026

little needs to be said! it's great and its reputation well precedes it. I don't have anything new to add to the conversation. I didn't actually listen to this album until I was in my early 20s, and I remember wondering what happened in the 2000s that took the soul out of rap. fortunately, this one has plenty of heart and will always be worth revisiting

Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Jun 08 2026

I wanted to like this. I feel like it’s an album I’m “supposed” to like, you know? Like it’s heretical not to. Still, I have to admit that it isn’t for me. Funk has been a tough genre for me to get into, and the funk I do like has a little more going on, a little more zest and movement and dynamism. Idk. This isn’t bad, I just don’t think I’m the right audience.

The Libertines by The Libertines
Jun 10 2026

Liked this more than I expected after the first song. Lots of cool rock influences, and some of these tracks give me strong Modest Mouse vibes, and they’re one of my favorite bands ever, so this was a nice discovery

Happy Sad by Tim Buckley
Jun 11 2026

weird but cool and I can’t decide which of these two adjectives is the predominant one

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem
Jun 12 2026

another day, another album I’m supposed to like but don’t

After The Gold Rush by Neil Young
Jun 15 2026

please algorithm. I am begging you. No more Neil young. Please. I have a wife and children just please

Heroes by David Bowie
Jun 18 2026
Cloud Nine by The Temptations
Jun 26 2026

It’s not one of my favorite temptations albums, I’m sorry to say. And I really hate the title track

War by U2
Jun 30 2026

I don’t love U2 at all but I like this album *so* much more than The Joshua Tree that it’s getting an artistically higher rating to reflect how annoyed I feel by that album

The Next Day by David Bowie
Jul 01 2026

I’m always confounded by critical reception that complains of “overlong” albums that are literally UNDER an hour. That’s that Vine attention span smh I don’t think this album is bad, but when I want to listen to Bowie I don’t really pick something later than the 80s. Fortunately, listening to this for the first time this morning made me think of those sounds! So then I guess the question is why not innovate? Idk I guess he didn’t really need to. Must’ve been cool to see this pop up after years of inactivity but I wasn’t a Bowie fan at the time so I missed that excitement

Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & The Raiders
Jul 02 2026

To me, indistinguishable from lots of other 60s/70s rock groups minus what makes all of its competitors interesting

Jul 07 2026

I don’t hate this album, but it’s my third favorite of Coldplay’s three albums (Parachutes, A Rush of Blood to the Head, Viva La Vida). This is a very high three, but it had stiff competition with the rest of the band’s discography. Shame they quit after 2008.

At Folsom Prison by Johnny Cash
Jul 08 2026

One of my favorite live albums we’ve rolled. The story here is really cool, too. I went and listened to the other prison recordings, but I think I liked this one the most. “Cocaine Blues” is, uh… interesting. But if you account for his 99 year sentence, I guess it doesn’t glorify “[shooting] that bad bitch down” TOO much. Will regularly revisit this one. I’m the idiot that wrote off Cash’s live albums because I wasn’t interested. Won’t make that mistake twice.

Two Dancers by Wild Beasts
Jul 09 2026

another album whose place on this list makes me wonder. It’s like if Glass Animals and As Tall as Lions had a supergroup, but didn’t channel either of those sounds as well as they did individually. It’s fine, but nothing stands out really.

Bad by Michael Jackson
Jul 10 2026

It’s not one of my favorite Michael Jackson records but at least it has smooth criminal. Too much HEE HEE for this old cowboy

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Jul 13 2026

I don't like this at all. I think it's too, boring, and samey. I managed to look down at the song titles once, near the end, and I can't even be bothered to go look and see what that song was called. shocking that this came right before Born in the USA; less shocking that he never toured this album (although ostensibly this is because it was denser and a little more emotionally raw, which I guess I get) idk how you go from this to Born in the USA in two years but I kinda think this sucks

Odelay by Beck
Jul 14 2026

I can’t decide how I feel about this. On the one hand, it’s Beck at maybe his most unique. On the other, it sounds like Damon Albarn produced this record but made it sound kinda shitty on purpose. There are some standouts: I did really enjoy “Novacane” (in spite of Beck dialing phone numbers for thirty seconds near the end) and “Jack-Ass,” but I struggled to find many more tracks to latch onto. I’d be hard pressed to rate this lower than I am if for no other reason than the production value and the variety of instrumentation. But lyrically and stylistically, I just don’t think this is for me* *and to be totally honest, Beck is mostly not for me anyway

Suicide by Suicide
Jul 15 2026

Erik and I had the supreme misfortune of listening to this album together on the way to The Strokes, and I feel the editors of this book owe us each $50 for making it through all ten minutes of “Frankie’s Tears” because what the fuck

Homework by Daft Punk
Jul 17 2026

Not a 5 because there are some grating or unimportant tracks (“Burnin’,” “Wdpk 837 FM,” “Indo Silver Club”) but this is the only electronic band I will seek out and listen to. This isn’t my favorite album, but obviously “Around the World” pulls this up by a lot. This is a great record to vibe out to

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.
Jul 20 2026

It’s good! On a different day I might even think it’s great. But it just starts to sound really samey about halfway through. There’s no denying that it’s an enjoyable sameness, but still, stale is stale.

Thriller by Michael Jackson
Jul 21 2026

his best. 34x platinum for a fucking reason

Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi
Jul 22 2026

I’m not trying to be edgy, I promise, but I will always hate Bon Jovi. It’s like… music for uncool dads (my uncool dad, God rest his soul, loved Bon Jovi)

Jul 24 2026

What can I say except that it makes the cells in my body attack one another

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Jul 27 2026

Not my favorite S&G but I love love love this album. “America” is the highlight for me. I will always prefer these two to any of Paul Simon’s solo work, which is probably what I said when we rolled Bridge Over Troubled Water

Jul 28 2026

So goooood. Delicious. Could listen on repeat all day. Not gonna try to add a novel of discussion to the ongoing conversation about this album. Everything that needs to be said has been said. There’s not a weak track in the bunch. I especially love the sampling on this record

#1 Record by Big Star
Jul 29 2026

A fun rock album that runs the spectrum from slow, steady, and thoughtful to power pop and rock ballads. This was a nice surprise! I’ve been psychologically conditioned to react negatively to the albums I’m not familiar with from this algorithm, but this was a good one to open myself up to. “Thirteen” is a standout. This is a really high 3, but it comes juuuuust shy of doing enough interesting things to have staying power for me.

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
Jul 30 2026

My boomer grandparents: “rap is so filthy; I can’t stand all the sex and drugs” Dizzie Rascal: “look yo. Look. Uhh uh I’m just sittin here. Uh uh sittin. Uh”

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Jul 31 2026

incredible listening experience

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Aug 03 2026

Yeah, it lives up to the hype. Long live King Louis. Also great music to make dinner to, which I discovered on Saturday

Blunderbuss by Jack White
Aug 04 2026

When my dad was still alive, he told me stories about the most memorable times his favorite musicians died or favorite bands broke up. He described SRV’s death as being particularly noteworthy: he mentioned that he thought of his life in parts, one before and one after he was gone. Jack White isn’t dead (praise God), but in early February of 2011, during my sophomore year of high school, I got the announcement that The White Stripes had split. It felt unfathomable to me at the time that bands who still existed COULD break up— I thought that was just a thing for bands that had existed before I was born. I was stunned because I hadn’t gotten into The White Stripes until early 2009 anyway, so I felt like I’d just broken the surface and now here was this promise of no more music. From then, my life was before TWS broke up and after. Fortunately we got this record shortly after, and while I’m an enormous Meg White defender, I was willing to accept that it was just Jack now. I was just thrilled to be getting output from him again so soon after their split. This album made it obvious that he wanted to meet somewhere in the middle of De Stijl and Get Behind Me Satan, and I think he accomplished it. Unfortunately, because my least favorite White Stripes album is probably Get Behind Me Satan, I was a little off-put that this was Jack’s first solo product. Granted, it’s got some heavy hitters that have stood my unyielding criticism: “Sixteen Saltines,” “Weep Themselves to Sleep,” and “I’m Shakin’” have remained my favorites from this album. Unfortunately for me, it would take Jack until 2024 with his album No Name to really get me back, because it’s not until *then* that he’s really channeling the old school Detroit garage rock I loved as a teenager. Even so, this album is great and important in its own ways, even if I enjoy 2014’s Lazaretto a little more. So glad we rolled some Jack White today. I think I can safely say that The White Stripes are my favorite band of all time, and their flavors definitely show up here juuuust enough for me to say I REALLY like this album, but not enough that I can say that I love it. But this album did rescue me from a very mild musical depression in early 2012 when I was sure I’d never get to listen to new work from my favorite artist. A fun note about this album is that “Sixteen Saltines” became one of the first real songs I played live. I was in a high school band called Cavemen Are People Too, and we played this song to an audience of perhaps 15 people— maybe all of them friends and family— in a park in Lawrenceburg KY in 2013.

Behaviour by Pet Shop Boys
Aug 05 2026

I promise I tried to like this, it just wasn’t for me. It’s the kind of album that I absolutely understand other people enjoying, and I just think I don’t belong to that crowd. I wouldn’t skip some of these songs if they came on shuffle, but I think I would skip more than half of them.

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Aug 06 2026

Like most, I enjoy "No Woman No Cry." But this is the very awkward part where I admit that Bob Marley really isn't for me. I remember in late MS and HS it was essential that Music EnjoyersTM "understand the significant contributions" of Marley to music, and even better if you could name more than three of his songs. I never really latched on. What I *do* like about this album is the instrumentation the group went with. It's smooth, easy, enjoyable, and infinitely relistenable. Alas I don't vibe with Marley's voice or style, so that's off-putting enough for me to listen to this once and move on.

Dear Science by TV On The Radio
Aug 07 2026

after a while i sorta forgot i was listening to anything

In Utero by Nirvana
Aug 10 2026

What a difficult album not to love! I think Guitar Hero introduced me to Nirvana via “Heart-Shaped Box,” actually, and I was probably 12 or 13. I don’t listen to them all the time, but this is usually the album I pick when I’m in the mood. My favorite track is “All Apologies,” and I also have a vivid memory of being really moved the first time I heard the acoustic version of that song.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Aug 11 2026

i went through phases with this album. first, it was cool to like Arcade Fire, then it was cool to hate Arcade Fire, then it was cool to like them again. I listened to this album again when we drew it for the first time in probably ten to fifteen years and found it mostly okay with a couple of standout tracks. i dunno that i'd revisit it again by choice, but i don't hate it so it's probably a high three. it's one of the "big" albums that reminds me of the phase of my life where i jumped on the train called "i hate this band because they're popular"

Aug 13 2026

the samples are cool. at least i can say that in favor of this album

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