Nov 04 2024
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The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem
10/10 for Nostalgia alone. Felt like the epitome of music when I was a kid and still love it all. I remember singing Kim as a kid and the public service announcement in front of my dad.
Still holds up, from story telling to wordplay, peak Eminem
5
Nov 05 2024
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Beatles
I can’t believe the nonsense.
Every song has some good bits. Some songs having really impressive bits.
All massively outweighed by nonsense, either lyrically or musically.
It’s like school kids wrote an album with access to a keyboard like ross from friends, except instead of lasers and rocket sounds its barn yard animals and film scores from the 50s.
2
Nov 06 2024
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Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Musically, very enjoyable.
Felt myself drifting in and out of paying alot of attention to lyrics because they never felt captivating at all and partially because I was enjoying the guitar and drums alot.
Will be listening to this again, as well as more Neil Young
3
Nov 07 2024
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Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Wilco
Musically, very enjoyable.
Felt myself drifting in and out of paying alot of attention to lyrics because they never felt captivating at all and partially because I was enjoying the guitar and drums alot.
Will be listening to this again, as well as more Neil Young
3
Nov 08 2024
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A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
Nice to listen to but lyrics all just sound like vague nonsense.
Musically very cool though. Did enjoy, never in a rush to listen to again though.
3
Nov 11 2024
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Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
Y u so mad?
I can smell the B.O and roll ups at their gigs through the speakers.
That being said, I’d be interested to understand the landscape of the world when they made this and what they’re so mad at.
I listened to the first half in the gym, and the second half in the bath. So I enjoyed the first half more, perhaps because I didn’t have to think about it.
Taking nothing away from the bands ability to make good rock sounds, just not for me. Not in the bath anyway.
2
Nov 12 2024
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After The Gold Rush
Neil Young
Sounds like Towelie.
Glad it was only half an hour.
Thoroughly enjoyed Southern Man though. Loved it.
When you can dance, you can really love - also a good song
2
Nov 13 2024
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Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits
mental.
Surprised I even slightly enjoyed bits of it.
Tom Waits makes me believe I can be a musician. Becuase with 0 talent, a horrible singing voice and inability to even say words properly, he was able to convey emotion really well. So I actually got on board with it about 2/3 of the way through.
Will listen again
3
Nov 14 2024
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Here's Little Richard
Little Richard
Not that it wasn’t good, but very much of it’s time and I didn’t really enjoy it. Constantly screaming ‘WOO’ just had me thinking of Rick Flair. I don’t enjoy people who has as much energy as this little compressed man.
Again, good, but not for me
2
Nov 15 2024
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E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
sick of listening to stuff that I feel like im meant to be high to understand. This wasn’t even edgy, it was just fucking boring.
Apparently if you sample any non-instrument and loop it you’re creative.
Look at the bitch ok the album cover too.
Have a fucking day off you loser.
1
Nov 18 2024
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Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix
Musically quite cool but boring and repetitive. I feel like everything from this era is going to be the same. I'm not doing an 8 hour trip on shrooms to enjoy a poxy 40 minute album
2
Nov 19 2024
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Eliminator
ZZ Top
Was fun. Enjoyed the music and bits of silliness but couldnt get over the incessant horniness behind 90% of the songs. Guitar in most songs was the stand out. Really cool
3
Nov 20 2024
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Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder
Might be one of the most complete albums I’ve ever heard.
I’m only going to point out 2 things I didn’t particularly like. I felt as though Summer Soft dragged on abit in the second half. And that Ngiculela song was obviously non-understandable until he finally just repeated ‘i am singing’ in english.
Two very minor personally unenjoyable parts of what is otherwise in my opinion, genuinely a perfect album. Had to point them out otherwise I’d have had nothing to say, because I can’t afford to spend an hour writing all of the things I liked about it.
Hearing music that I’m familiar with through the samples was great too.
What a talent.
5
Nov 21 2024
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Under Construction
Missy Elliott
Was quite excited to listen to as I remember enjoying this album much more as a kid.
Nostalgia wasn't enough to have me enjoy the whole thing.
Held together by a few familiar & tracks as well as a couple good features but drags out. Her skits don't help either.
Work It & Slide the only solo songs I feel like I actually enjoyed.
Maybe it is just very much of it's time and doesn't hold up anymore.
Quite disappointed.
2
Nov 22 2024
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Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert)
Bob Dylan
Wank.
He's genuinely a terrible singer. He sounds as though he has one lung and is constantly holding in a sneeze at the end of every line.
If this is what was considered good music in the 60s, no wonder JFK killed himself
1
Nov 25 2024
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Blood On The Tracks
Bob Dylan
I promised myself I'd go into this album unbiased from his last shit show that was on here.
Didn't work.
He's absolutely crap and I'll never forgive the generation that allowed him to be considered good, or the fucking spastic hipsters that pretend he's really good. 2 albums, both are pants.
That being said, 'Shelter from the Storm' felt like someone had used chatGPT to write a simon and garfunkel style song, and it was quite good. Did the maths though, it's 5 minutes and 1 second. So of a 51 minute album, it still doesn't even warrant the 1 star this thing makes me give it.
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Nov 26 2024
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Low
David Bowie
Frustrating to listen to. Never know whats going on. Seemed like the early stages of people experimenting with your sexuality via a computerised keyboard.
Make some actual fucking music, not weird instrumentals and 5 minute songs with 20 words worth of lyrics. Doesn’t make you cool, Dave.
We get it. You’re edgy. Grow up you ginger lesbian
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Nov 27 2024
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Risque
CHIC
Disco funk soul.
The surprise that was the first song was absolutely perfect for my morning. I didn’t know that I needed it but when the sun come on, I absolutely loved it and he started my Tuesday off the best way possible and then the second song started and I don’t know why there is such a difference it loses its energy. I was quite disappointed but I’m putting that down to purely being because of how high the first song made me feel Rather than the second song letting me down so much. The rest of the album seem to just happen it was disco. It was fun. It was sold. It was black but it was okay. It then picks up with the last two songs and I felt like I was enjoying myself again. I even replayed the last two songs as I felt like the album finished on such a high note. No funny comments from me today just an okay album with some good songs and some nowadays would just be called fella.
I’ve written this review using the microphone on my keyboard so if anything doesn’t make sense, I’m blaming Steve Jobs three stars
3
Nov 28 2024
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Bitte Orca
Dirty Projectors
I wrote a review for this fucker and its gone.
So im gonna summarise it.
What was the point.
Sounds like it couldve been good but someone fucked with the settings accidentally and couldnt ctrl+z it so they just went ‘fuck it, put it out like that, im not redoing it’
Stillness is the move was enjoyable.
As was Useful Chamber for about 30 seconds, then it gave caesar the seizure and nearly caused a pile up in the middle of the big small heath roundabout.
That 1.1 of a song is the only sing saving this from being 1 star. Not because the album was particularly bad, it was just uninspiring and sort of happened, rather than even being able to understand if I liked it. All in all… weird.
Dont know why i had to hear this before I died. Maybe some cunt in the band has a friend who does the list.
Basically rewrote he whole fucking review n’all. Pisstake
2
Nov 29 2024
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Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
didnt know how to feel. Dont think I like the blokes voice. Bit messy.
Thought I was gonna like the last song until it turned out to be vegetarian propaganda.
2
Dec 02 2024
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Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
Ah.. The late great Urethra Franklin...
It is her shoulders that which all these young talented black female singers stand upon today. Without her, the likes of Beyonce & Misha B would be on street corners, wafting their snatches about for a spare bit of coin from strangers and dirty married men with sneaky habits.
Her voice is sensational, of that there is no doubt. The epitome of Soul.
BUT... She did steal her hairstyle from Amy Winehouse, and maybe even Marge Simpson the way it's all curly.
That's enough about the woman though, how about this album...?
Iconic. So many songs on here I knew just from growing up and hearing so infrequently but so consistently that it made it feel like new music that I could sing along to, which made it very enjoyable. That could also be to its detriment though, as not much of it surprised me, so it felt rather run of the mill. If I could give half stars, this would've been 3.5, but I can't, so I'm sorry Urethra, but your piss bag name is enough to make me round you down to 3 stars here.
P.S. Seal's version of 'People Get Ready' is way better.
3
Dec 03 2024
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Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
Mightily enjoyable. We're all familiar with the bangers on this album. Of which I count four. He comes out of the blocks with the first banger 'Born in the USA' and it reignites my American patriotism that I found 18 months ago, maybe even makes me abit anti toward the yellow man.
'Cover Me' I had never heard but really got on board with, straight into the rotation, but not quite a banger.
The next three songs just sort of blended together, not to say they were bad but they didn't have that same feel. Didn't grip me, although I enjoyed 'Downbound Train', it's also a fun title to say out loud.
'I'm on Fire', second banger. Nuff said.
Again, more blending and not much standing out for the next two, not to say they weren't good but I sort of felt like I was waiting for another big moment.
Then we get 'Glory Days'. Third banger. Loved it. Also into the rotation.
'Dancing in the Dark' reminds me of Clent. So I creamed myself twice. Last Banger.
I had never heard 'My Hometown' and I think it's my favourite single song I've discovered from this 1001 Albums thus far. Again, not a banger, but I just really really liked it.
I'm hesitant to give 5 stars just because of the bits of time I felt like I zoned out. 4.5 stars, harshly rounding down as I believe that 5 star rating is exclusively for something that either moves me entirely, or stays brilliant from front to back.
Cover art is iconic too. I'm proud of you Bruce.
4
Dec 04 2024
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Lady In Satin
Billie Holiday
nope.
Old and shite.
Not for me at all.
So repetitive.
1
Dec 05 2024
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Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
Musically I thought it was really impressive. Lead singers voice is often drowned out by the music though. Perhaps for the best as he sounds like Frankenstein's monster just moaning all over the gaff.
Not particularly for me, but there was one song that I really really liked. It even got the wheel up.
'She's Lost Control' is fucking sick.
Sounds like it's from a movie soundtrack, the guitar in it is particularly what gets me bricked up.
That song alone takes this from a measly 2 stars up to a 3, I enjoyed it so much it felt necessary to have it bump the score up.
Count yourself lucky, Joy Division... As the rest is very 'meh'
3
Dec 06 2024
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Bookends
Simon & Garfunkel
Music.
5
Dec 09 2024
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If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
The Mamas & The Papas
Very forgettable. Not don't understand why it made the list. Two decent/good songs in 'Monday, Monday' and 'California Dreaming'.
Wasn't shit. Just wasn't good either.
2
Dec 10 2024
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Raw Power
The Stooges
Just wrote a fucking review and it disappeared ffs.
In summary...
I like Iggy pop.
Don't like his music all too much.
It isn't bad.
Just isn't for me.
2
Dec 11 2024
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Phrenology
The Roots
Some bangers... an awful lot of just absolute noise.
Sacrifice is great
Water starts well - doesn't need to be 10 mins - middle of it sounded like the old ainsley.exe videos.
Erykh Buda never fails to impress. 'You Got Me' is great, largely thanks to her.
Unfortunately averages out to being middle of the road at best. Which is a shame considering some of the good stuff.
3
Dec 12 2024
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Getz/Gilberto
Stan Getz
I felt like i was stuck in a laundromat in some strange small town in america.
This music seems like the perfect music to have playing live in the background when going on a classy expensive date with a woman who you're actually really interested in and who can hold a good conversation.
Problem with that is that it's expensive and there isn't actually an interesting woman that can hold a good conversation that exists in real life. They're all in movies, reading scripts written by blokes who know what would be interesting conversation for a woman to have.
Not bad music at all though. At times I felt Like Andrew Nayman, playing in a great band but constantly ready for Fletcher to dash a chair at my head or verbally abuse me. But I like that Whiplash alot, so it gives it extra points.
Side note - a bloke wrote that movie too.
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Dec 13 2024
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Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde
The Pharcyde
I understand that this walked so that alot of hip hop could run, but this barely dawdled to where it was going, if it was even going anywhere... It was just kind of heading in a vaguely correct direction.
Large parts dont sound like tracks, just a bunch of drunk mates messing around in a studio, that extends beyond the skits.
Early 90s LA Hip Hop has so much to offer, surprised this made the cut at all.
Just glad to know there's another album Coyne definitely won't have finished. Useless slob
2
Dec 16 2024
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Beggars Banquet
The Rolling Stones
Arguably one of the best opening tracks to an album ever… then feels as though it drastically changes.
Some cool bits throughout but seems to lack that same punch the opener does, which leaves it feeling abit empty for me.
Blokes voice is abit whiny too.
2.5, will bump to 3 because the first song is an all timer
3
Dec 17 2024
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Fragile
Yes
Just a mess.
Didn’t enjoy at all
1
Dec 18 2024
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Hejira
Joni Mitchell
took me absolutely ages.
Didn't know if I was enjoying myself or just confused. Basically a singing version of action bronson where she just lays out random nonsense lines.
I finally decided I wasn't enjoying myself during 'Blue Motel Room' when she said 'Will you tell all those girls your got... Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerman measels? Tell them you got................... germs.'
Shite
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Dec 19 2024
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Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
Don't mind the genre.
Wasn't a big fan of this though.
Nothing wrong with it I don't think. I just don't associate much with it so I drift in and out of giving a shit.
2
Dec 20 2024
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More Specials
The Specials
Did not like. Cheap cider in a park at the age of 15 type music
1
Dec 23 2024
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The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
Enjoyed the opening few tracks but it suddenly felt very samey and ended up getting bored of it.
Would enjoy the beginning of every song because the drums would feel different, then by 30 seconds in it’d all feel the same.
Not bad though
3
Dec 24 2024
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Rubber Soul
Beatles
Finally… a beatles album that didnt make me want to kill myself.
Still shit though. Gets by on its familiarity with a few songs I think. Just not for me
2
Dec 25 2024
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A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
I did like the idea of thinking although i dont really like jazz, I could appreciate it.
Not at all true.
Cause this was just noise
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Dec 26 2024
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A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
For it’s time, I think it has literally every christmas banger released on it.
What a lovely christmas listen.
5
Dec 27 2024
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Doolittle
Pixies
I see Pixies and I think of Project Mayhem.
Makes me wanna put the film on.
But that song wasn't on this album, the whole thing was shit. Disappointed.
1
Dec 30 2024
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Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes
Started off alright but in the end i did not like. Dunno if its a banjo or what but it ended up being annoying
2
Dec 31 2024
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Pink Moon
Nick Drake
Shit. Bored during an album thats only half and hour is some accomplishment. Well done Nick Drake. Boring dude.
1
Jan 02 2025
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Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.
Such an important moment in hip hop. A few really iconic songs that are really bigger than just being songs.
But other than that, there's unfortunately alot of filler and gets repetitive. Nostalgia probably at play with this one but I enjoyed it alot in parts, then just kind of coasted through listening to the rest.
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Jan 03 2025
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Jack Takes the Floor
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Probably the next sub genre of country that coyne likes because he's too cool to like the mainstream stuff.
loser
2
Jan 06 2025
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The Dark Side Of The Moon
Pink Floyd
Enjoyed parts of it, then drifted out at others. Sometimes felt like it was trying too hard to send a message with some obscure nonsense, but over the course of the album I feel like it delivered emotion through music really well at times, but again, too easy to drift out of paying attention to it.
3
Jan 07 2025
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Melodrama
Lorde
It’s like she decided she liked the word Melodrama, then wrote a shit indie pop album just because she liked it as an album title.
That being said some of it is catchy. I recognised bits of it just from hearing over the years, but i have only ever liked that song Royals by her. Still the case
2
Jan 08 2025
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1989
Taylor Swift
Guilty pleasure. Honestly she’s brilliant. I don’t care how cliché it all is. It’s massively popular for a reason and I can’t help but the let the little girl in me have an absolute ball of a time whenever I listen to Taylor Swift, this is one of her albums that has very few songs I got bored of.
Out of the woods and I Wish You Would get abit repetitive. But it’s not the end of the world is it, especially when you rack up bangers like Blank Space, Shake It Off, Bad Blood.
Nonsense typical formulaic pop music. 9/10
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Jan 09 2025
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Twelve Dreams Of Dr. Sardonicus
Spirit
Dont think I liked any of it. Just alot of nonsense. Drifts in and out of different sounds. Make sense it was in/around the time where the beatles were masive. Just a bunch of shit going on that doesnt need to be
1
Jan 10 2025
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New Boots And Panties
Ian Dury
Beginning to doubt whether there in fact is 1001 albums I need to hear before I die, because I didn't need to hear that.
1
Jan 13 2025
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Nevermind
Nirvana
Really enjoyed. Only a few songs on there I wasnt really a fan of and the ones I liked, i really really liked.
Something In The Way will always be a standout to me, because personally, I’m vengeance.
But all but one song (Breed) on the first half of this album absolutely blew me away (no pun intended, Kurt)
There then feels like abit of a lull before it really ramps up and goes out with a bang (pun intended, Kurt).
4
Jan 14 2025
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Disraeli Gears
Cream
Very generous 3 stars. 2 Star felt too harsh.
The music actually had me excited from the get go, enjoyed the first song.
Then the second song started, Sunshine of Your Love, and was really excited about it as I didn't know that it was THAT song. Sick guitar shit. Lyrcis abit meh, and that seemed to be the theme for the album. Got abit bored of it to be honest, but appreciated what it was doing alot of the time.
I feel as though they were great musicians with fuck all to actually write about. Their talent with their instruments carried it for me.
Like I said, generous giving 3 stars. Would've liked half stars again to give a 2.5
3
Jan 15 2025
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Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' Roses
starts off as perfectly as one could hope an album could.
Imagine being at a gig and thats the opening song? Fucking mental.
Unfortunately that feeling didnt last, it was like that abit too much for me.
Bangers standing out for me were the familiar ones… Welcome To The Jungle, Paradise City & Sweet Child O’ Mine.
The rest of it was good, but I felt like it needed to slow down in places so that I could feel the speed increase when it came. Rather than the foot just being down to the floor the entire time.
Torn between a 3 & 4. Will give a 4 because of how good the good bits are, and its short comings aren’t that the other songs are bad , just abit much to listen to all the way through.
4
Jan 16 2025
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Very
Pet Shop Boys
Sounds like loads of gameshow music remixed into tracks with a bloke who is away with the fairies writing nonsense lyrics to it all.
Quite shit. But was nice and soft sounding, so… 2 stars I guess
2
Jan 17 2025
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Another Green World
Brian Eno
I went into this album with a completely open mind…
Then album started and I couldn’t wait for it to be over…
But soon after, I really began to enjoy it and it left me in an almost meditative state, which I was really surprised at. I do with it just did away with lyrics completely, as the music ended up feeling really really good.
The lyrics are what stopped me really enjoying the music as much as I could have.
In Dark Trees was the beginning of me enjoying it, The Big Ship also great… after that I sort of zoned out of knowing when the tracks changed.
Pleasantly surprised.
Side note, as the album radio cane on after, I learned that Brian Eno made ‘An Ending (Assent’ which is the music Sky Sports always used for their ‘The Gloves are Off’
Which was also a nice thing.
Solid 3
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