1001 Albums Summary

Jazz classic. Definitely responsible for dozens of white guys getting laid in the 60’s.

Good album. Made me feel very white.

Are YOU ready for the god damn county?

Fine. There are plenty of better albums in this genre.

I don’t get the appeal. It’s boring as fuck.

Fucking brilliant

Every Nina Simone album is great.

Fine little album for the era.

You can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat!

Fine but just made me wanna listen to Flaming Lips albums I like better.

Solid debut

It’s fine. Kinda dated.

Personal Jesus is an all time banger. Pretty sure this album got dudes laid in the early 90s.

Fitter Happier More productive

Fuck yeah. Prison rules.

You got a big elephant noise, let me work it.

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO

Get in loser, we’re headed to the 1980s and this album is your fucking passport.

I surprisingly enjoyed this.

SLICING UP EYEBALLS!!! OW OW OW OWWW!!!

Snooze

Why would I fear this? A black planet would fucking rule.

This album is known for transforming objects with the power of its rocking.

This album has consensual sexual intercourse.

TASTY SEAFOOD RECIPES

She Bop is a song about flicking the bean.

I’m too white for this.

You can’t fuck to this.

British people probably fucked to this.

WASS ALL DIS PISS?

It’s fine

Last good album they had

Hipsters probably fuck to this.

This album fucks

Is he retarded?

Whatever

She fucking rules.

This was pretty good

Sure

Surprisingly good.

This album slaps

A breakbeat classic

Jump into the Fire alone is worth 4 stars

Fuck this shit

Where dad rock began

Good. A little too British folksy

I have to be in the right mood for this

Meh

Yes