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47
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4.02
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4%
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1990
Favorite Decade
Folk
Favorite Genre
UK
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16
5-Star Albums
0
1-Star Albums

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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Sincere
Mj Cole
5 2.38 +2.62
Trans Europe Express
Kraftwerk
5 3.15 +1.85
Astral Weeks
Van Morrison
5 3.25 +1.75
Something Else By The Kinks
The Kinks
5 3.25 +1.75
Countdown To Ecstasy
Steely Dan
5 3.29 +1.71
Fear Of A Black Planet
Public Enemy
5 3.34 +1.66
Blue Lines
Massive Attack
5 3.39 +1.61
...And Justice For All
Metallica
5 3.41 +1.59
Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
5 3.46 +1.54
Electric Warrior
T. Rex
5 3.53 +1.47

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
1984
Van Halen
2 3.49 -1.49
Roger the Engineer
The Yardbirds
2 3.1 -1.1
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
3 4.07 -1.07

5-Star Albums (16)

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Popular Reviews

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin

I mean, it’s alright. But it constantly reminds you how you could be listening to a better Led Zeppelin album. Closer to a 4 than a 2.

All Ratings (47)

Hotel California by Eagles
May 06 2026

Was not expecting the title track to be one of the weakest. Does not lose itself in its grandiosity. 4 flat.

May 11 2026

Mr Tambourine Man is the most beautiful song ever written. Closer to a 4 than a 6.

Doolittle by Pixies
May 12 2026

Can't touch it. Closer to a 4 than a 6.

Infected by The The
May 15 2026

Really fun. Can't wait. Closer to a 3 than a 5.

Electric Warrior by T. Rex
May 16 2026

When I first listened to this, many years ago, I found it muddy and uninteresting. Fully expecting the same result today, I wasn't particularly hopeful. But, I write this now, saying that it is practically flawless. Awesome guitar sound, vocals, simple compositions, blending folk with glam rock to create something totally new - meaningful dance music. Closer to a 6 than a 4.

Station To Station by David Bowie
May 17 2026

Not my favourite Bowie, but it's pretty damn good. Closer to a 5 than a 3.

May 18 2026

I guess bro. Mix of abject nonsense, glorious ascension and generic prog rock. First disc marginally better than the second. Whoever’s on keys should probably shut up. Closer to a 4 than a 2.

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin
May 19 2026

Aretha BURSTS onto the scene. Four flat.

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
May 20 2026

Fuck off. Used to think Van was a bit kitschy, and if you've only heard "Brown-Eyed Girl", you'd get that impression, but now? Hoo-boy. He just leaks EVERYWHERE. And I wanted to go with a lower rating, but I liked it too much. Spewing... cooked up with ever loving magic. I'd call it blues above all, but it's so much more. She liked Van too. Too bad he's a bit of an asshole. Five flat.

1989 by Taylor Swift
May 21 2026

Y'all, it's good. Four flat.

Grace by Jeff Buckley
May 22 2026

I don’t remember where I was when I first heard Grace by Jeff Buckley. I remember having a middling impression of it on first listen. The pair of Hallelujah and Lover… were these extraordinary behemoths sitting in the middle of the tracklist, and the rest, I didn’t exactly register with. But like, it seems, everyone else in the last five years, Grace has soared back into relevance, as this bastion of a young man’s pain. And what helped was that Buckley himself was worldly, intelligent, charismatic, and robbed from us far too soon. Gorgeous might be the word, but it’s more than that. His own songs meld perfectly with the classics he covers (Hallelujah, Corpus Christi, Lilac Wine), a testament to his uncanny ability to take total control of his sound. No one sounds like him man, and many have tried. Obviously, closer to a 6 than a 4.

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy
May 24 2026

We dig. But “Can’t Do Nuttin’ For Ya, Man” is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. Closer to a four than a six.

The Visitors by ABBA
May 25 2026

ABBA: really a group of singles. There's one stunning track here ("One of Us"), but yeah. Fairly dull fare outside of that. Harmonies and instrumentation are nice but nothing to write home about. "Slipping Through My Fingers" is a beautiful track, but, and I have no reservations, Meryl Streep / Amanda Seyfried did it better. Flat three, thank you!

1984 by Van Halen
May 26 2026

This is drivel. Remarkably bad. Songwriting is uninspired, and that is not to mean simple, but completely devoid of personality. Pertness is no substitute for character. Guitars, vocals, synths, all sound utterly atrocious, as a general rule. There’s one-and-a-half good tracks (“Panama”, “House of Pain”), and the rest are dogshit. It escapes a 1 because the drums sound ok. Closer to a 1 than a 3.

Isn't Anything by My Bloody Valentine
May 28 2026

Really impressive debut. Guitars sound so damn cool, vocals sit crazy well on top, revolutionary for the genre, two thumbs up. Closer to a 5 than a 3.

Lost Souls by Doves
May 29 2026

Really impressive debut. Extraordinary production for the year 2000, great mix of hi-fi and lo-fi sound. Towers, I don't know, over acts like The National, or Muse, or other 2010s indie folktronica fucks. The big weakness here is the songwriting simply not being up to snuff; though there are some excellent tracks here - gets a bit dull, innit. Four flat.

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake
May 30 2026

I'm not going to think about it too much. This is extraordinary. Nick Drake had an incomparable sound, to which the only available word is beauty. Everything about this is beautiful. A talent gone from us far too soon, of course. I'm shocked I haven't heard this already, given his discography. Five flat.

The Next Day by David Bowie
May 31 2026

Yeah, I wanted to like this, then I wanted to hate this, and ended up somewhere in between. Inconsistent, but fun. Closer to a 4 than a 2.

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
Jun 01 2026

Leonard Cohen, to some extent, absolutely ruined songwriting for decades to come. His imitators are ubiquitous, and his style no longer his. That being said, Cohen, the icon, remained so totally able to command such a high register of emotional wholeness, that even in his last years, he preserved his artistic voice, complete and self-justifying. It is confident in a way few songwriters survive long enough to become. He still knew what he was talking about, somehow. Rest in peace. Four flat.

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
Jun 02 2026

Bowie runs circles around modern songwriters, with the exception of Matt Lewin and Mica Tenenbaum. Closer to a 4 than a 6.

Parachutes by Coldplay
Jun 03 2026

Coldplay. The butt of any respectable music critic's jokes. It's hard to pin down exactly what makes them so strongly in a league of their own. I hazard it's because Chris Martin, and his music, is so endearing, so non-confrontational, that he is unlike any real human being. Despite his many human errors, such as naming his kid Apple. The fact of the matter is, I respect the band's standing greatly. They've carved out this identity, that's genuine, that's significant. And therefore, I can't go too low here. But the songwriting is pretty dull, the lyrics insipid and the production too clean. That is the Coldplay way. I wouldn't want it any other. Closer to a 2 than a 4.

The Beach Boys Today! by The Beach Boys
Jun 04 2026

Like the songs, like the vibe, though one needs to be in the mood, but the production is DOGSHIT. Three flat.

Jun 05 2026

I really love this kind of stuff man. Just groovy like a drive-in movie. I will forgive all sins if you have this kind of fun. Closer to a four than a six.

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Jun 06 2026

Unfinished Sympathy. Closer to a 4 than a 6.

Roger the Engineer by The Yardbirds
Jun 07 2026

Eh. First minute had my expectations way high, then it fizzled to nothing. Closer to a 3 than a 1.

Jun 08 2026

This is really a pity five. Because, there’s so many problems with this album. I have no fucking clue why the Swamp Songs are on this record. The mix is really wack at the best of times. Vocals are oftentimes on or over the edge. But like. This whole sound is just humongous. This is Britpop at its most coarse and broad. I guess the brains I had went to my head. Shout out Tom Osborne, he did like that lyric quite a bit. Closer to a 4, but man.

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Jun 09 2026

Steely Dan is such a vibe man. The production on this is not as silky smooth as it is on their other records, but I’m positive! And I say positive things. Closer to a 3 than a 5. Trans.

Destroyer by KISS
Jun 10 2026

Kiss is just a worse Chicago. They'll dress like that and proceed to make desperately milquetoast rock music. Granted, sometimes it really lands in the groove, but that is only occasional across this album. Closer to a 2 than a 4.

Autobahn by Kraftwerk
Jun 12 2026

closer to a 5 than a 3. hell yeah! this is crazy, youngsters. vibe central.

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin
Jun 13 2026

I mean, it’s alright. But it constantly reminds you how you could be listening to a better Led Zeppelin album. Closer to a 4 than a 2.

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Jun 14 2026

I really really really like this album. Closer to a FIVE than a THREE.

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jun 15 2026

Huh. What is this. What are we doing. What's going on. Four flat. Go Australia!

Jun 16 2026

Didn't totally work for me, but there's something here I think. What is this band good for? Something. Three flat.

Ramones by Ramones
Jun 17 2026

This is unbelievably good at what it wants to do, and is absolutely not what I want to listen to. Hard to rate. I'll be diplomatic and go for three flat.

Sincere by Mj Cole
Jun 18 2026

I'm sorry, man, no I'm fucking not, fuck you! Five flat.

Imperial Bedroom by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jun 19 2026

Feels like ABBA without synths. Or Simon and Garfunkel with extra sauce. I dig. The dude abides. Four flat.

Jun 20 2026

On the one hand, Aretha does Respect better… and none of these covers are superior to the originals (Cooke, Temptations, Stones, etc.). On the other hand, it’s Otis. Closer to a five.

461 Ocean Boulevard by Eric Clapton
Jun 21 2026

I liked it but I’m feelin’ awful right now. So we’re giving it a three flat.

Bryter Layter by Nick Drake
Jul 02 2026

We’re back. And flat.

Enthusiast

34% of albums received 5 stars.

Other

Album origins are grouped into three buckets: US, UK, and everything else. “Other” means the artists you rate highest are from outside the US and UK.