1001 Albums Summary

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159
Albums Rated
3.12
Average Rating
15%
Complete
930 albums remaining

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2010s
Favorite Decade
Punk
Favorite Genre
US
Top Origin
Wordsmith
Rater Style ?
12
5-Star Albums
13
1-Star Albums

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By Decade

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Albums

You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Teen Dream 5 3.27 +1.73
Figure 8 5 3.33 +1.67
Court And Spark 5 3.35 +1.65
The Velvet Underground 5 3.53 +1.47
Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) 5 3.61 +1.39
Deja Vu 5 3.7 +1.3
Can't Buy A Thrill 5 3.72 +1.28
Two Dancers 4 2.75 +1.25
Bad 5 3.8 +1.2
The Only Ones 4 2.92 +1.08

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Metallica 1 3.79 -2.79
Shake Your Money Maker 1 3.29 -2.29
Protection 1 3.25 -2.25
The Real Thing 1 3.2 -2.2
The Boatman's Call 1 3.2 -2.2
Manassas 1 3.07 -2.07
Suzanne Vega 1 3.02 -2.02
The Coral 1 3 -2
Viva Hate 1 2.96 -1.96
Come Find Yourself 1 2.92 -1.92

Artists

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
Led Zeppelin 2 5

5-Star Albums (12)

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Popular Reviews

Metallica
1/5
This is music for people to listen to while fantasizing about bench pressing 500 pounds, throwing the game winning touchdown, Eiffel-towering Pamela Anderson, and kicking some commie ass (does "Lars Ulrich" sound suspiciously European i.e. commie?). But then they open their eyes to discover they've smashed a family bucket of KFC and crushed a 12-pack of light beer while yelling at the television and telling their fat wife to try to look pretty every once in a while. If Flavortown had a soundtrack it would be this album. A goatee-fueled bomb-dot-com explosion of repressed sexuality. Lights out delicious.
80 likes
LCD Soundsystem
4/5
The year is 2007. It's summer. I just turned 21, built myself a fixie, and am living in Seattle in a party house. At any time of any day or night you can find me at one of the 4 following places: Zeeks Pizza. Riding my fixie around the city. Crashing dance parties. Sitting on my front stoop drinking a bum jug of burgundy and vibing to this album. It was a summer of self discovery. Weed, mushrooms, ecstacy. I fingered strange women, parachuted envelopes of molly, turned every pair of jeans into jorts, smoked filterless Lucky Strikes in softpacks rolled into my tshirt sleeves. I had neon sunglasses. I was a huge fucking chode but was having the goddamn time of my life. And LCD Soundsystem was there every sweaty, drunk, sunny, indulgent step of the way. This album was anthemic. It played at house parties, bonfires, sunny day bike rides, dive bar patios. It fueled my self-indulgence and was a comforting backing track as I eschewed my religious upbringing and discovered there is nothing inherently sinful in the pursuit of pleasure. I don't think I'm interested in reliving 2007 but I'm glad for the memories. Thanks for helping me get laid so much, James Murphy.
54 likes
The Stooges
4/5
Was going to give it a 3, but then a vision of Iggy Pop's shirtless body appeared to me in a dream, guiding my hand to the 4th star.
53 likes
3/5
I just can't shake the image of goateed suburban dads rocking out to this while sitting in their garages and neglecting their wives while drinking cheap beer and wiping grease on their pants. They wonder why their wives don't want to fuck them. Maybe if you stopped cosplaying as a tough guy and embraced the life your career in dentistry has allotted you you might find a warmer embrace in bed. That said, it's still kinda fun. Very technical and clean. I dunno, maybe I should shave my beard into a goatee. I'm giving this three stars as I wipe my greasy hands on my pants and try to go pork my wife.
48 likes
The Coral
1/5
Jesus, the bar must have been set lower than I thought for what constitutes the top 1,001 albums of all time
44 likes

1-Star Albums (13)

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