ROCK LOBSTER NA NA NA NA NANANANA 2.4/5 what the fuck is with these freaks

The boys are back in town 3.7/5

Very early rock but it was pretty good, he’s got a weird voice and weird lyrics but it melts together Favorite: SwampSnake, gangbang Least favorite: Next 3.3/5

It’s amazing how well he speaks for a blind man Pretty good got a jazzy vibe to it 3.8/5

Starts off with a country tune and progressive into psychedelic rock has a calmer nature to it I like it. Poetic genius 3.4/5

Big funk vibes kinda jazzy. I’m very confused by the second track but it isnt horrible? Still don’t love it though I want to take your higher has a good vibe quick music you can rock to. Fucking 15 minute long Guitar solo 2.3/5

Best album so far About a girl and come as you are start this off with a bang Batman song Calmer than I expected 4.2/5

No lyrics but calming jazz music I thought it was surprisingly good, something you’d hear at a fancy restaurant 3.4/5

Irony man Few hits in there heavy rock almost metal. Really good overall later tracks kinda slow down but it’s all just guitar solos down there. 3.8/5

couple good songs nice funk vibe to it idk what the n word songs are all about but I liked it. Nice slow vibes 3.5/5

I really don’t get this This is so shitty 1.5/5 What the fuck is this shit Fuck this album

Icky heavy metal kinda weird but it was still nice, I don’t know why the fuck anyone would ever listen to this but you know i wont judge you for being a masochists 3/5

Gavin Clark Country dude? Pretty solid music strength of strings was good little country but I liked it Calm music Gordon light foot vibes 3.4/5

Blues and shit it was very calm 2.5/5

Heavy metal Some emo shit right here 2.8/5

Really calm love music it’s pretty sweet shit. 3.3/5

Shitty German music 2.5/5

ROCK LOBSTER NA NA NA NA NANANANA 2.4/5 what the fuck is with these freaks

Very calm not terrible. I could jam to this its like hippy campfire music you know. 2.9/5

Reggae jam pretty cool pretty solid chill fun dude nice jams to it slow. 3/5

Kinda odd but it was good 3.1/5 Id still never listen to it again

British rap sucks WHATS WITH THE FUCKING PHONECALLS I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS GUYS LIFE 2.9/5

I kinda like the vibe Album cover is amazing Pretty good 3.5/5

The slits more like the sluts with all the dick it sounds like they’re munching on 1.9/5

IN THE SUN-SHINE OF YOUR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE super hippy dudes wowzers 3.9/5

ducking Scooby snacks 2.2/5

I don’t really know what to think about this 2.4/5 Lot o sex

I wouldn’t call it rock but it doesn’t suck Okay I’m actually enjoying this it’s odd Radio cure is a good song it’s really calm Jesus is chill 3.3/5

No English? No problem! What they said? I haven’t a clue. They could be cursing out my mother for all I know I’m jamming to this This was actually so good 3.5/5

Very instrumental, shine on vibes Long ass ending track I liked it but didn’t care for the lyrics at all 3.2/5

I like the lyrics When we get by is a jam good tune In my opinion it was just a calm smooth album 3/5

The boys are back in town 3.7/5

3.8 really good calm and shitp

PH SHIT BABA O RILEY NANANANANNANANANANANNANSNANSNSNNANNNANANANANANANA 4/5

Why is this such a long fucking album :c Intro track was really good actually love the instrumental Okay the fucking singer sounds like he has half a pussy and a full dick in his mouth I came in here expecting to hate this but I really didn’t mind it, atleast so far I haven’t hated it, the lyrics are kinda stupid but I like the rock grunge feel to it. They tried way to hard to make a rock album that it’s embarrassingly obvious that they had no clue what they were doing None the less… Who ever is singing this shit should kill himself 3.1/5

First 10 songs and it could’ve been the greatest set list ever, but they had to keep on yapping about who the fuck cares It was a nice introduction into punk rock until they realized that they can’t write and started spewing bullshit, the instrumentals are always great the writing has it moments but if it weren’t for songs like the other side and Californication it would be a 2, So close to a 4 and yet… 3.9/5

I feel like it had some advanced stuff for the era, gave a bit of a psychedelic rock feel but In the end it felt like folk rock 3.6/5

Some weird hypno pop, few hits in there but I didn’t really like it 2.8/5

Castles made of sand is Elton John vibes Mostly psychedelic Beatles vibes All of the music had great guitar instrumentals and great vocals lyrics are fun too Maybe I’ll give it a 5 for being so good 4.5/5

Not the Beatles. Came in expecting some shitty knockoff, it was actually unique a type of rock I’m so used to but done in a way that made it seem fresh. Im giving this a 4 just because androgynous made my playlist in reality it’s a 3.6/5

Probably should’ve stopped after schools out. This was just stupidly mediocre , sounds like every rock song ever which I’ve hated. Worst track: billion dollar baby seriously what the fuck. Fuck you alice Cooper you ruined your music for me 2.9/5

This shit crazy good. JJ holl would love this one. Best track: It’s the falling in love 4/5

Nice chill 30 min album Didn’t expect rock when I listened to this but it was nice, between hard and regular rock but in a nice interesting area Return to heaven gives it nice Motley Crue vibes while I against I keeps it in a lighter tone 3.1/5

I can not be the only one who thinks he sounds like a pussy in this one The music is genius but I don’t get it, I hate to do this but I wanna give bob Dylan a bad score Second half is so much better than the first 2.9/5

Country romantic love vibes pretty good. A lot of acoustic but it works well. He has a good voice the guitar is pretty good, slow and romantic Best track: my winding wheel 3.6/5

Typical beastie boys fashion but without the banger lyrics. Still, rhymes are tuff and the beat is to be jammed to. Always loved their style and always will but it’s so good it’s hard to judge. Under the right advertising this could’ve been one of the most influential albums of all time, but it isn’t. I couldn’t imagine giving them a 4 but also I can’t give it any criticism so maybe it deserves it 4.3/5 AMAZING album Favorite track: HEY LADIES, Johnny ryall Least favorite: prettt much non Thé sampling is crazy good LOVED IT

First of all, y’all’s reviews are that of a bunch of whiney bitches, this is one of the best rap album I’ve ever heard and I’m inclined to give it 5 stars just as a big fuck you (see what I did there) to everyone giving it a 1 or a 2 Im too lazy to do that though it’s prolly a 3.6/5

Sounds like circus music mixed with rock and had an ugly child. It’s like if Kurt cobain wasn’t screaming so much. It’s some garbage grunge music in a quiet and calm tone, which is the opposite of grunge, but I want to give it a good rating for not being terrible 3/5 Worst track: vastopol Best(if it has one) : in my mind

Kinda psychedelic rock then you get songs like incident at neyshabur and it’s like woah what the fuck that’s pretty good I wasn’t expecting that. Lovely album Favorite song: Oye Como va Worst: none 4.1/5

A quiet album but it felt like rock for some reason. Really good album with a large sélection. Whole thing and not a single un enjoyable song. 3.7/5 Favorite: the denial twist Worst: none

Usually hate country music but this was so good for some reason. All the music blends well with the lyrics with calm undertones, also gives Taylor swift vibes Favorite songs: Slow Burn, Lonely Weekend Least favorite : none 4/5

Really early form of pop, it certainly isn’t rock but I’m amazed to call it pop. It was really good but the middle tracks got a little dry it’s like their singing the same thing over and over Favorite track: dancing queen, Fernando Least favorite: knowing me knowing you 3.6/5

This is like a really weird form of rock it kinda confuses me I like the way their voices mix. Favorite: Maybe Baby Least favorite: in a way all of them 3.6/5

This is what ive always wanted in an album it’s so calming, soft instruments, all instrumental. this might be the most beautiful album I’ve ever heard and what a collection of sounds for an album that’s only 20 minutes long Favorite: Whispering Winds Least favorite: none Horrifyingly under-rated album 4.1/5

Like the harmony between the two singers it starts slow but tricks you and speeds up giving it less of a pop and closer to an alternative feel Favorite tracks: calm like you, my mistakes were made for you Least favorite: black plant 3.9/5 I’ll give it a 4

I know the album says rock but this felt WAY more like country, without a doubt. I don’t expect country to have electric guitar and heavy drums in it but apparently it can. Neil young is a genius god bless country-rock. 3.7/5

Oh okay the naked women have nothing to do with the actual album, oh and country life isn’t indicative of a country album it’s rock and not mellow rock either it’s full on rock. This was so strange I’m obligated by my own moral values to give it 0 stars, unfortunately I can’t do that. Seriously wasn’t a terrible album though, generic rock music id buy the album (because of the titties not because of the music) none the less I enjoyed listening to it which I can say about few other albums on this list Favorite: the thrill of it all, out of the blue Least favorite: Bitter Sweet Notable exception: a really good time starts like shit takes a real sharp turn into one of the best tracks in the album 3.8/5

This was such a solid album, the singers got a wonderful voice that is supported by a solid tempo and great background guitar. Okay apparently this whole album is about fucking, her whole personality is lust and I kinda respect the shit out of that Favorite song: FLOWER JUST WOW Least favorite: none 4/5 so good, so underrated.

For an almost entirely instrumental album I loved it beyond the obvious choir and orchestra masterpieces some songs like Mike oldfield’s single takes it in a new direction into slower more beautiful music. Favorite: Mike Oldfields single Least favorite: tubular bells part 2 3.7/5

They’re like a knockoff nirvana but they don’t sound exactly like a knockoff singer doesn’t sound that bad and the rest of the instruments work well with eachother Favorite: self esteem Least favorite: kill boy power head 4/5

I never really liked metal or hard rock so I’m biased in this but it just sounds like shit when the guitar and drums over take the singers voice and it’s all you can hear. None the less i can’t say it was bad, it was actually really good, singer is amazing makes me wonder why I don’t listen to Iron Maiden more often. Favorite song: The Prisoner Least favorite: the number of the beast 3.2/5

WHAT IS THIS COUNTRY SHIT MY GOD FUCK THIS DUDE. This has been the worst reminder of why I hate country so much, thanks for ruining music for me Favorite: none of them Least favorite: all of them 2.9/5

Okay Adele is pretty good, I’ll admit it. I feel like there wasn’t a lot of instruments but her voice is overpowering and to be fair her voice is amazing so it works well Favorite: fire to the rain Least favorite: none 3.9/5

I really wish I knew what they were saying because the music was beautiful, lovely Spanish tunes with a god given voice. They all did kinda sound the same though, probably because I don’t know the lyrics but it was still good 3.9/5 Favorite: all of them

When I think of rock and roll it’s this. Everything here Black dog through stairway to heaven is all the essence of rock and roll. The Beatles may of revolutionized it but Led Zeppelin perfected it A fucking plus Favorite: stairway to heaven 5/5 beautiful

Pretty basic rock, and not in the “theyre really good at this” way, more like the “hey this sounds like every rock song ever” way not very good. Reminds me of blondie with a shitty voice LOL ITS COURTNEY LOVE IT LITERALLY IS BLONDIE WITH A SHITTY VOICE Still it waznt bad Favorite: celebrity skin Least favorite: Malibu 2.8

Why do people like rage against the machine so much. Its like shitty rap with a back beat. Sound like White guys trying to be black and failing Favorite: take the power back, know your enemy, wake up Least favorite : settle for nothing, 3.3/5

Very slow almost like a jazz, some of the calmest music I’ve ever heard. Album art and title summarized this pretty well Favorite: this town Least favorite : sky holds the sun 3.3/5

Sounds like dire straits did grunge. Actually kind of sounds like John Lennon I seriously dont know what these guys are anyway liked it very guitar heavy music Favorite:Barmy Least Favorite: My New House 3/5

I guess that makes us, a band on the run. Really is a great example of Paul mcartneys genius, might be one of his best albums ever made. Guitar work is genius the lyrics to jet being at the end of Picasohs last word and band in the run at the end of nineteen hundred and eighty five, sampling your own music is genius. 5/5 Favorite: Jet, bluebird Least favorite: Mrs Vanderbilt

Very early rock but it was pretty good, he’s got a weird voice and weird lyrics but it melts together Favorite: SwampSnake, gangbang Least favorite: Next 3.3/5

I mean obviously it’s got its hits, Tom Sawyer, limelight and those both great, without a doubt. I think what worked for them though is it’s loud, sounds like he’s yelling almost very enthusiastic. Other songs are much quieter Favorite: Tom Sawyer, Limelight Least favorite: YYZ 4.2/5

They all sucked, she sounds good sometimes? But mostly it sounds like she’s trying too hard. Instruments are weird too idk what was going on. Lyrics no good Favorite: Furry sings the blue Least favorite: Hejira, Song for Sharon 2.6/5

No lyrics pretty solid. I like the jazz I’ve always loved orchestras of sound, this is probably the essence of what every orchestra wishes they could do. Miles Davis is a musical genius and he didn’t have to say a damn word. Favorite: both tracks 4.1/5

It’s Abbey Road by the Beatles

How do you release an album in 69’ and still look like a Motley Crue knockoff God they’re worse than Hole Favorite: all the way from Memphis, honoochie boogie Least favorite: Violence 3/5

For early R&B this is really well made artistically, it’s amazing how well he could make music for the time period. It’s both a slow blues and a fast jazz but the songs almost melt together Ending tracks REALLY wrapped it up Favorite: Alexander’s ragtime band, am I blue Least favorite: none 3.9/5

Starts off with heavy country but someway through gets more towards rock kinda like chuck berry guitar solos. Favorite: Brass buttons, Love hurts, Ooh Las Vegas Least favorite: None 3.5/5

You know this was a really peaceful album, I was enjoying it until about the 7th track when I realized it was muted. Favorite: gathering moss Least favorite: hometown unicorn 2.6/5

Radically different album from Axis Bold as Love, but still Hendrix, heavy rock couple good songs in there but very repetitive in a way. Favorite: manic depression 4.4/5

What kind of music is Bruce Springsteen, because this isn’t rock and roll, or folk, or country. It’s its own catagory, just like the Beatles have Beatlesque Springsteen deserves it’s own category. Favorite: Born to Run Least favorite: 10th Avenue Freeze out Oh also every song sounds the same, sorry Bruce. 3.6/5

I don’t think this was produced by humans. It’s well produced but how far can you go with space and laser sound effects really. Favorite: Least favorite: all of them 2.8/5

God country music just sucks but you gotta love their name. Favorite: Dark end of the street, Juanita Least favorite: Christian’s tune, Do right woman 3.5/5

For an album he was sober for, he doesn’t sound so sober. Interesting choice to make the last couple songs all instrumental. Favorite: Sound and Vision Least favorite: Warszawa 3.7/5

I think these guys created psychedelic rock or atleast perfected it, they don’t get lost in the music but stay clear to it and the story. Favorite: somebody to love Least favorite: D. C. B. A. 25 4.3/5

I don’t know what prince thought he was doing with this one. This guy just has no shame Favorite: 1999 Least favorite: D.M.S.R 3.5/5

This guy sounds really racist but the music wasn’t even bad he just sounds like shit 2.8/5

I hate metal so fucking much. This makes me want to punch my girlfriend and drive drunk on the freeway

Is this French or Spanish? I really like the way the background vocals blend with the less in Je ne taime plus and in general it does a good job at Hispanic tones and even goes beyond that almost into pop. Favorite: Lagrimas de oro , mama call Least favorite: Malegria 3.7/5

I have no doubt they had a prison riot after this show

I instinctively clenched my asshole after I turned this on