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AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Steve McQueen
Prefab Sprout
5 3 +2
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
5 3.27 +1.73
Sea Change
Beck
5 3.33 +1.67
Either Or
Elliott Smith
5 3.4 +1.6
Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
5 3.41 +1.59
Murmur
R.E.M.
5 3.42 +1.58
3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul
5 3.45 +1.55
Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
5 3.47 +1.53
Marquee Moon
Television
5 3.51 +1.49
Superunknown
Soundgarden
5 3.64 +1.36

You Love Less Than Most

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Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd
1 4.3 -3.3
Dire Straits
Dire Straits
1 3.72 -2.72
Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
1 3.59 -2.59
Aqualung
Jethro Tull
1 3.43 -2.43
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
1 3.4 -2.4
Only By The Night
Kings of Leon
1 3.23 -2.23
Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones
2 3.8 -1.8
Hot Fuss
The Killers
2 3.73 -1.73
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The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
1 2.7 -1.7
The Score
Fugees
2 3.69 -1.69

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I worked in a furniture store in Glasgow called Habitat in 1998 and this would have sent the managers into raptures because it would mean they could sell more hatstands.

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees

Excellent, edgy, eerie, uncomfortable post punk. Always loved Siouxsie. Four wonderful musicians making this controlled racket. Very little fat on this record, perfectly sequenced. Some really excellent songs but in Spellbound, arguably their best. I listen to this album every few years but listening to it with intent made me enjoy it even more. Excellent stuff. Best: Spellbound Worst: Voodoo Dolly

Dire Straits by Dire Straits

Deeply dull music for 60 year old white men. I never want to hear Mark Knopfler do another fucking guitar solo on a Fender Strat ever again. I work in the hi-fi industry and I have to suffer Dire Straits on a regular basis. I’ll never understand the fascination with this band. Boring music. Very boring music. Some of the drumming is nice and Sultans of Swing is a very good song but this is repetitive, boring trash.

Horrible music. Lacking humanity on every level. Look, these guys can play their instruments but it all feels clinical and performative. There are occasional moments where the melody cuts through the histrionics (Starlight) but the majority of this is ultra-compressed and genuinely unpleasant to listen to. No Muse is good news.

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Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin
Jan 21 2026

Very good heavy rock. I could live without the acoustic guitars and bluesy bits but the bass playing and drumming is absolutely elite. It’s a good, fun record. Best : What Is and What Should Never Be Worst: Thank You

Garbage by Garbage
Jan 22 2026

Way better than I remember and certainly better than I expected. The beats sound pretty outdated now but the songwriting is sound and it’s an album jam-packed with big tunes. Best: Vow Worst: A Stroke of Luck

Superunknown by Soundgarden
Jan 23 2026

One of my favourites. Have been a fan since it was released. Arguably the best album they ever made. A huge progression from Badmotorfinger and one of the best rock albums of the decade. It’s so powerful and reveals something new with every listen. Best: My Wave Worst: (no bad songs)

Deep Purple In Rock by Deep Purple
Jan 24 2026

Yuck. Okay… I can understand why people like this so much. The musicianship is fine. It’s a rock album that sounds a bit different to what else was on offer in 1970. The drumming is good, sure. However, horrible singing, horrible lyrics. Guitar solos where there doesn’t need to be a guitar solo. The songs seem to last forever even if they’re sub-5 minutes. I genuinely abhor songs like Child in Time; people really love to cherish a song like this. I don’t get it. But like what you like, I don’t care. Personally, this has fallen in a generated slot close to Led Zep II and Superunknown by Soundgarden, both of which blow this out the water on every single level, particularly the vocals and guitar playing. It didn’t stand a chance. I don’t think Deep Purple will ever be for me but I’ll give it a 2/5 based on understanding why it would appeal to other people and I enjoyed some of the drumming. Male, pale and stale. Best: Speed King Worst: Child in Time

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
Jan 25 2026

Thoroughly pleasant music from Mali. I enjoyed the guitar playing in particular along with the call and response singing. Blues traditionally ain’t my bag but this was an easy album to enjoy. Rhythmically, it transcends “the blues” and there’s more melody in here than you can shake a stick at. A great example of why this project exists. I’m not sure I’ll revisit this particular album many times again but it deserves its place here. Interesting story behind band too, I’m glad they’re documenting their challenging experiences in this way. Music is politics. Music is protest, A good album indeed.

Melodrama by Lorde
Jan 26 2026

Very good pop music. If I’m being picky, some of the lyrics feel a bit cliché and I imagine the production will feel a little dated in the coming years but you absolutely can’t argue with the quality of the songwriting and the vocals. I enjoyed this far more than I expected. Best: Green Light (Writer in the Dark also excellent on many levels) Worst: no bad songs

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Jan 27 2026

Damn good. I’m hoping this is one of many NY albums on the generator. This is one I often go back to. Pretty much flawless but yeah, Running Dry is a slog. The rest of it is terrific with several standouts. A great into to NY for new fans. Best: Cinnamon Girl Worst: Running Dry

Very by Pet Shop Boys
Jan 28 2026

Fun, camp pop. Extremely 1993. Ends with a strong run of songs. They definitely went super commercial here and I remember the string of hits from this era. Some fab singles and a few deep cuts that still sound great all these years later. Best: Liberation Worst: Dreaming of the Queen

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
Jan 29 2026

This is a pretty remarkable album. If you know, you know. There are times when it sounds like all the musicians are playing different songs at the same time but I wouldn’t change a thing. Not my favourite VM album but I love it all the same. Several songs on this make me cry. Ireland forever. Best: Sweet Thing is a perfect song Worst: Beside You is an absolute rabble

Music by Madonna
Jan 30 2026

When it bangs, it bangs. The bangers are really damn good, a couple of Madonna’s best singles here. There are 2/3 tracks that really don’t live up to the high standard of the rest of the album but I really enjoyed most of it. I personally prefer William Orbit’s production to Mirwais- it’s more enveloping and immersive but these are small things. A great pop album and a great timestamp in Madonna’s career. Best: What it Feels Like For a Girl Worst: I Deserve It

Jan 31 2026

Horrible music. Lacking humanity on every level. Look, these guys can play their instruments but it all feels clinical and performative. There are occasional moments where the melody cuts through the histrionics (Starlight) but the majority of this is ultra-compressed and genuinely unpleasant to listen to. No Muse is good news.

Feb 01 2026

Tremendous political punk. Rippers from start to end. You’ll love it or hate it. An essential punk rock album.

American Pie by Don McLean
Feb 02 2026

I’ll say this - Don McLean has a rich, mesmerising voice. The album doesn’t grab you for the duration but these are well-written songs with very good vocals and lyrics. (This dude seems like a dick judging by his behaviour against his wife and daughter.) This passed 39 minutes of a long drive. Nothing I’d go back to again outside of Vincent. Ultimately, fuck Don McLean.

Sunday At The Village Vanguard by Bill Evans Trio
Feb 03 2026

Impeccable, gentle, top tier jazz from a trio of wonderful musicians. Well recorded and effortlessly digestible. Bass playing is out of this world.

Actually by Pet Shop Boys
Feb 04 2026

Fantastic. The hits on this LP are, obviously, some of the best pop singles of the ‘80s but some of the deep cuts (Kings Cross in particular) are among the most memorable songs they ever wrote. Excellent lyrics. Music is politics. A perfect snapshot of being a queer person during Thatcher. May she rest in piss. Best: I Want to Wake Up, Heart Worst: One More Chance

Feb 05 2026

First time I’ve listened to these albums in full since the mid-2000s and I was surprised at my reaction to them. Firstly, Speakerboxxx is hot shit. Barely a wasted note on it. Terrific. The Love Below always took a while to get going but that back end of it from Roses onwards is mighty fine. Made so much more sense to me at 47 than it did at 25. Very talented fellas. Sure, you could trim it down a little but I did the whole thing in one sitting and could happily listen again. I’m giving it a 4 because I don’t think it sits as high in the pantheon of hip hop, soul, r&b or jazz as others on this list but it’s 100% worth your time. Big Boi brings the party with Speakerboxxx and with The Love Below, Andre 3000 has made possibly the horniest album alive. Best: GhettoMusick, Unhappy, Roses, Love in War Worst: Most of the interludes

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Feb 06 2026

A genuine 5. I didn't hear this album until I was 21. The cover always put me off, I thought Jeff Buckley was gonna be a boogie-woogie guy or something. Anyway, I was in Corsica for some reason visiting a friend studying there and she had some Irish pals who adopted me for the weekend, made me drink Pastis and listened to Grace a hundred times. I've listened to it hundreds of times since. Magical music. I'm a big fan of Sketches for My Sweetheart, the Drunk as well. However, this feels like the only true Jeff Buckley album and it's perfect from start to end. Best: Grace, Dream Brother, So Real Worst: (no bad songs whatsoever, not even close)

Feb 07 2026

This album is a cavalcade of ideas both musically and in terms of production. It stands up well in 2026. Truly front loaded but a solid set of songs. It’s crazy for a band to have three genuinely generational hits on their debut album. The hype was real, it didn't expand too much beyond this and the follow up but that’s not the band’s fault. People are fickle and it’s hard to sustain a vibe like this for long. This is a very good pop record and well worth revisiting if you were there in 2007 or whatever. Best: Time to Pretend, Electric Feel, Future Reflections Worst: (I can’t fault this record, it’s watertight)

Come Find Yourself by Fun Lovin' Criminals
Feb 08 2026

I’m sure I saw this band live in the late 90s for some reason. It doesn’t stand up. Overall vibes are that it’s pretty boring music.

The Idiot by Iggy Pop
Feb 09 2026

Pretty great to be honest. Bowie all over this but it’s an Iggy album at its heart. This is a goth album and you can’t tell me otherwise. Hope there’s more Iggy Pop on this endeavour. Best: Funtime Worst: Didn’t skip anything

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
Feb 10 2026

A nice wee curveball for a Monday morning. Can’t say I’ve heard a lot of salsa music in my day but this was pleasant, well recorded and just the right duration. Excellent brass throughout, lovely arrangements. Can’t imagine I’ll listen to it again but it started my week with a bit of class.

Music From The Penguin Cafe by Penguin Cafe Orchestra
Feb 11 2026

Pastoral… uhhh… chamber folk? I was thrilled to have something I’ve never heard generated this morning. I think that’s the true test of whether or not an album should even be on this list. I wonder how many people listening to this are familiar with bands like Wurld Series and Hermit Thrushes at their quietest? Anyway, I enjoyed it. The interplay between the guitar lines and the Rhodes piano is quite spellbinding at times. The longer tracks particularly stand out with every musician having the opportunity to (gently) come to the fore on some level. I would listen to this again, probably will. Best: Penguin Cafe Single, The Sound of Someone You Love Who’s Going Away and it Doesn’t Matter Worst: Coronation (yes one of only two songs with vocals. I can handle a warbly violin line but not when paired with a warbly vocal)

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Feb 12 2026

Afrobeat from the top drawer. Political too. Immersive and at times hypnotic music by a complicated genius. The drumming!

Dire Straits by Dire Straits
Feb 13 2026

Deeply dull music for 60 year old white men. I never want to hear Mark Knopfler do another fucking guitar solo on a Fender Strat ever again. I work in the hi-fi industry and I have to suffer Dire Straits on a regular basis. I’ll never understand the fascination with this band. Boring music. Very boring music. Some of the drumming is nice and Sultans of Swing is a very good song but this is repetitive, boring trash.

Come Away With Me by Norah Jones
Feb 14 2026

Och, it’s fine. It’s melodic, it is well produced, Nora Jones has a lovely voice, the songs are decent throughout. It’s just a bit samey. I will add that I listened to this on my drive home from a mega stressful day at work and I arrived home completely relaxed. Outside of that, I can’t think of an album that sums up 2002 more than Come Away With Me. This was EVERYWHERE. A cultural phenomenon. I have no beef with Norah Jones. Lots of people will (do) love this album. It’s getting a 2; far too good to be a 1 and just not quite a 3.

Rip It Up by Orange Juice
Feb 15 2026

Perfect pop music from Scotland. I always preferred the debut, You Can’t Hide Your Love Forever but this is a worthy follow-up. There was always a hint of soul in OJ’s music but it’s explored more here, particularly on the slower-paced tracks. Nice, clean production, great songs. A winner. Best: Rip It Up, Flesh of My Flesh. Worst: (none)

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Feb 16 2026

There’s just something so familiar and reassuring about listening to CCR. I think I could enjoy them on any day. This isn’t their best LO but one you shouldn’t miss. Best: Lodi, Sinister Purpose, Bad Moon Rising. Worst: The Night Time is the Right Time has never been a song I enjoy. There’s a bathroom on the right.

Low by David Bowie
Feb 17 2026

One of his best, you already know. The suite in the second half of the album won’t be for everyone. Can’t argue with the first half though. Absolutely flawless. Best: Speed of Light, Breaking Glass, Sound & Vision Worst: Subterraneans

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Feb 18 2026

Took me 47 years to grow to like Elvis Costello. This is a very good collection of jaggy, rhythmic, smart new wave tunes. Great songwriting. Can’t deny it. God damn. Best: the singles Worst: the one with the shuffle beat

G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce
Feb 19 2026

The only way this could be worse is if G. Love had an English accent. It’s not terrible music, it’s just trashy music. It’s not Mellow Gold by Beck and it’s (mercifully) not Fun Lovin’ Criminals but it is deeply 1994. I’ll give it a 2 based on the fact Cold Beverage is a song I know. This would have made a solid mini-album.

Tellin’ Stories by The Charlatans
Feb 20 2026

Look, this album is absolutely fine. There’s very little wrong with it. It was big at the time. I have no beef with The Charlatans… but this being an album I should listen to BEFORE I DIE? 🥴

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Feb 21 2026

Look, it’s a classic for a reason. Taking a point off because Lindsay Buckingham was a snake for not including Silver Springs on this. I needed more Stevie Nicks. Best: Gold Dust Woman, The Chain, Dreams, You Make Loving Fun Worst: Oh Daddy (it should have been Silver Springs)

The Hour Of Bewilderbeast by Badly Drawn Boy
Feb 22 2026

Surprisingly good compared to how I remembered it. Quiet bits are intimate, the lo-fi bits are immersive and there are at least 5 top tier songs which is good going by any stretch. Best: Everybody’s Stalking, Fall in a River, Another Pearl, Once Around the Block, Cause a Rockslide Worst: Pissing in the Wind

Songs From The Big Chair by Tears For Fears
Feb 24 2026

Perfect from start to end. A masterpiece. Love the production. Could listen to it forever. Best: Head Over Heels, Mothers Talk Worst: (no bad songs)

Heroes to Zeros by The Beta Band
Feb 25 2026

Why am I listening to the third Beta Band record? (It was fine)

Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Feb 26 2026

I have never cared for the music of Nick Cave and I ain’t about to start now.

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Feb 27 2026

For an album recorded 50 years ago, it does have ‘ahead of its time’ vibes. It was definitely a choice to mix the tambourine louder than the drumkit on certain songs. Anyway, when it’s good, it’s good. However the joke wears thin by the end of the album. I’d say it does belong on this list mainly for sounding so weird and unique for the time. Bumping it up to a 3 because of that.

A Hard Day's Night by Beatles
Feb 28 2026

Goes by in a flash and is pleasant throughout with a handful of standout tracks (the ones you know already). Lyrics are pretty awful throughout - I, sky, why, etc. Some nice guitar work from George Harrison. It’s a decent record but nothing on what came 3 years later.

Songs The Lord Taught Us by The Cramps
Mar 05 2026

A real good, grimy time. Rudimentary in places in all the right ways. Feels other-worldly in places too. Think I was in the right mood to listen. Fun stuff.

Melody A.M. by Röyksopp
Mar 06 2026

It’s okay. Softer and gentler than I remember and that’s a shame. Some nice singles on this but much of it is kinda forgettable in terms of melodies. Nice production and I’m sure many people would really enjoy this.

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Mar 07 2026

Ach, it’s fine. I’m on a run of decent early-2000s albums right now and I’m getting a bit tired. This album is fine. The singles are fun and the production is good throughout. They have better albums than this.

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Mar 08 2026

The start of an incredible run of albums for Stevie and there’s plenty to like on this album. Three all-time classics on one album is a feat rarely achieved. Unfortunately, there’s also plenty that sort of just passes by without leaving a mark. Overall with a listen but the best was yet to come. Best: You are the Sunshine of My Life, Superstition, I Believe (When I Fall in Love…)

Remedy by Basement Jaxx
Mar 09 2026

A few catchy singles but really dips off at the end. I absolutely wasn’t in the mood for this today but there’s really not much wrong with it.

25 by Adele
Mar 10 2026

Your aunt is going to love this album. Not for me but Send My Love is a good song.

Pornography by The Cure
Mar 11 2026

Oh you goths. This was pretty good, actually.

Blur by Blur
Mar 12 2026

Long time since I heard this album and it’s just about as good as I remember it. A slight shift towards weird after the horrible ‘The Great Escape’ but plenty of reminders of how good a song these guys can write. Not their best but not that far off it. A strong run at the end (until the final track.) Good to listen again. Hopefully Modern Life is Rubbish and Parklife make an appearance. Best: M.O.R., Look Inside America, Beetlebum, You’re So Great Worst: Essex Dogs

Behaviour by Pet Shop Boys
Mar 13 2026

Third PSB album in a short blast for me, another good one. Had this when it came out as a kid. Much deeper and sedate than I remember but great songs nonetheless. It’s been cool to hear the evolution of PSB again. Not a great album, but a good one. Best: Being Boring, My October Symphony, So Hard

Mar 14 2026

Any Curtis is good Curtis. This doesn’t maybe have as many highs as some of his other LPs but it was a pleasurable listen. I completely forgot he wrote Hard Times, which I originally heard done by Huey Baby. Anyway, lovely stuff.

Steve McQueen by Prefab Sprout
Mar 15 2026

The easiest 5 so far. Some of my favourite pop songs. Sure, the production is very of the time but try to resist those melodies; you can’t! Prefab Sprout get overlooked in the pop music pantheon sometimes. This is the place to start. Best: Bonny, Appetite. If there’s one song you listen to from this album, make it one of these two.

Public Image: First Issue by Public Image Ltd.
Mar 16 2026

Complete trash. Horrible songs, horrible singing, horrible production. Saying that, at least 2 songs are pretty iconic so I’ll give it a 2 based on that and that alone. I have a complicated relationship with music sometimes.

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Mar 17 2026

Pretty good tbh. Wipes the floor with that god awful Deep Purple album I heard a few months ago. Ozzy’s lyrics are… rudimentary… but it doesn’t detract from what is a solid collection. Best: The Wizard. N.I.B Worst: Warning

Giant Steps by The Boo Radleys
Mar 18 2026

Doesn’t hit as well as it did in the ‘90s. I enjoyed the shoegazey elements more than the straight up indie rock. No lack of melodies or ideas in here, I understand why it’s on this list. The Boos just never really did it for me.

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Mar 19 2026

Look, I don’t care for Oasis but I will say the first two albums are worthy of being on this list. Definitely Maybe was a moment in time. It felt kinda original without sounding original. This has all the singles you know well. It’s a little light outside of the hits but it was cool to listen to this for the first time in decades. The sound of a band with that world at their feet. Best: Columbia Worst: Married With Children

Countdown To Ecstasy by Steely Dan
Mar 29 2026

Fantastic from start to finish. I just love the precision present in every single aspect of this record. Not a bad song in there. Sure, Steely Dan is music for old white men (and I already destroyed Dire Straits for the same reason) but SD captures you in an altogether different way. Not a wasted note. I feel like I should give it a 5 but I’ll temper it a little and simply say this is a great album well worth your time. Best: Bodhisattva, Show Biz Kids, King of the World Worst: (no bad songs here)

Mar 30 2026

I worked in a furniture store in Glasgow called Habitat in 1998 and this would have sent the managers into raptures because it would mean they could sell more hatstands.

Nevermind by Nirvana
Mar 31 2026

The genesis of my taste in music.

xx by The xx
Apr 01 2026

Dreamy, minimalist, not terrible indie from a weird time in music. Some truly lovely songs but hard to digest over the course of 40 mins or so. I quite like The xx if I’m being honest. Only on occasion. This album is good in its oeuvre. Didn’t skip any tracks either.

Architecture And Morality by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
Apr 02 2026

Didn’t want to like this cos Andy McCluskey annoys me for some reason, however this was pretty good from start to end. Largely primitive and minimalist in the beats and baselines but lots of layered synth and a generally full and immersive sound. Yeah, maybe time to get over myself and forgive McCluskey for whatever he did that annoyed me (I don’t know what it is). Best: Souvenir (I love a song where the hook isn’t the singing) Worst: Maid of Orleans (never liked this)

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Apr 03 2026

Excellent, edgy, eerie, uncomfortable post punk. Always loved Siouxsie. Four wonderful musicians making this controlled racket. Very little fat on this record, perfectly sequenced. Some really excellent songs but in Spellbound, arguably their best. I listen to this album every few years but listening to it with intent made me enjoy it even more. Excellent stuff. Best: Spellbound Worst: Voodoo Dolly

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Apr 04 2026

I had never heard a Fiona Apple song until I heard this album. Here's how it went: Into track 1 - Cool, I like this. Very of its time but this is clearly going to be better than I expected. A few tracks in - This isn't TOTALLY my cup of tea but I can hear that it's good. Very interesting music, some complexities but mostly driven by the vocals and lyrics. Midway through the album - fine, I have now heard Fiona Apple and can appreciate her. Back end of the album - this is taking a lifetime to end. Overall thoughts are that she's heavy talented and I'd have no issues listening to another album but outside of the first 3 tracks, I'm likely to never return to Tidal. A high 2 because I can't quite justify a 3. I didn't enjoy all of it.

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips
Apr 05 2026

It’s time to accept that The Flaming Lips is a very boring band with the odd standout track. This album is no exception. Also Wayne Coyne just seems like a bad dude. For every good track, there are 3-4 super dull ones. Wacky can be good but it helps when you’ve got the melodies to back it up. I’ll give the production a thumbs up. Best: Fight Test Worst: take your pick, plenty to choose from

Sea Change by Beck
Apr 06 2026

Beck the chameleon. He can do it all and on Sea Change, he does it to a remarkably high standard. I'm as happy listening to electro Beck as I am acoustic Beck. Not a bad song on this album. In fact, I like it so much, it's getting a 5. I especially like the flurry of dynamics towards the end of the record with Sunday Sun (which could easily have fit on Mutations) and Little One (especially the reverb on the vocals.) Best: Paper Tiger, End of the Day, The Golden Age.

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Apr 07 2026

The joy of getting two 5 albums in a row. Odyssey and Oracle (despite the poor spelling) is one of the best pop records of the '60s. Pound for pound, better than any Beatles record. Elite tier sophisticated pop music but splattered with fun throughout. The story of The Zombies is a weird one but, on this recording, I think they might have been one of the most talented acts of the decade. Best: Care of Cell 44, Hung Up on a Dream, Maybe After He's Gone

Reggatta De Blanc by The Police
Apr 08 2026

ACAB except Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers. To be fair, I quite like The Police (the band) and there's plenty on this to enjoy, especially if you prefer this band in their more fun, looser era. Few too many reggae bits for me and String's singing is often utterly horrible to listen to. This man is a bad singer. Great musician, bad singer. Stick to tantric sex. Anyway, the hits on this are absolute elite level pop songs. The filler is filler. I prefer the follow up to this but I'd stick it on again if the notion took me.

Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Apr 09 2026

This album smells like stale cigarette smoke. It smells like cask ale left to sit in a pint glass for three days. It smells like 3 day old sweat. It smells like a car that hasn't been cleaned in months. It smells like drains. Blues Rock is not for me, especially when it's shuffly and sounds like this. The band is tight and they can play. That's fine. Good drumming. The vocals and the lyrics kill me. Rhyming couplets straight from primary school. Sorry to shite on a Scottish artist but SAHB gives off complete Rangers FC energy and I find that disgusting, quite frankly. To be serious though, it's uncomfortable listening to songs like Gang Bang in 2026. "It was a different time", sure, but if you're gonna write about sex, be smart and don't whack us over the head with it. The whole album has that dark 1970s veil over it - bad things happening behind curtains that shouldn't be happening. There's a reason so many of the 70s TV presenters in the UK ended up in the clink. Then there's the whole theatrical approach to this album, and the band in general. That'll appeal to some. Not to me. The cover of Brel's 'Next' sticks out like a sore thumb on this album. The closing track, 'The Last of the Teenage Idols' has one passage near the end that shows a nice bit of studio trickery and diversity but it's woefully short lived. I can't stand that harlequin-looking MF either. Aye, this album sucks. Makes me uneasy throughout and I am certainly no prude. A complete lack of subtlety which is a shame because musically, the band has, on occasion, some serious chops. Crazy that the longest review I've written is about an album I loathed. Still, that's the point of this exercise, right? At least I listened to the whole thing.

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
Apr 10 2026

Look, I'm not a grime guy but this album doesn't mess about and I can only pay compliments to Dizzee Rascal. Love his flow and the fun and emotion he can convey with his voice. Kept me entertained on the drive to and from work. The singles are all mega and the rest of it is just fine too.

Birth Of The Cool by Miles Davis
Apr 11 2026

Wonderful jazz. Miles Davis' life was frantic and aggro but his music was effortlessly calm and relaxed. What a world. This is a fantastic intro to the man. An easily digestible collection of short songs that can either demand your attention or serve as some delightful background music if you're doing something else. Miles Davis has FAR more to offer but if you dig this, you'll dig his other work.

The Velvet Underground by The Velvet Underground
Apr 12 2026

I was once in a band that was desperate to be The Velvet Underground. As a drummer, it was fairly boring. Years later, however, I can listen to this and enjoy it a lot more than I used to.

I See A Darkness by Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Apr 13 2026

Not my favourite BPB album but worthy of its place here.

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel
Apr 14 2026

Pretty lovely to be honest. Those vocals, especially when they harmonise. Spellbinding. Some great songs, a few duds but overall an immersive, melodic pleasure to listen to.

Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons
Apr 15 2026

The back end of this album is 100% better than the first half. A few classics.

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper
Apr 16 2026

Good pop music. Excellent singles and a handful of solid deep cuts.

Step In The Arena by Gang Starr
Apr 17 2026

Hugely enjoyable hip hop. I almost didn’t want it to end. The shorter tracks feel like more than interludes. There’s a lo-fi quality to this that I really dig. Guru’s style is so relaxed and intelligent. Love the samples (California Soul by Marlena Shaw was a treat) and a superb variety of beats. Hoping for more Gang Starr soon.

Queens of the Stone Age by Queens Of The Stone Age
Apr 18 2026

Really damn good rock music. I have definitely heard enough QOTSA in my life but this still stands up. Love those sludgy riffs and vocal melodies. It feels quite different from the rest of the band’s output but don’t let that put you off. If anything, this album’s a fair bit more consistent than the rest of them. Best: Regular John, Avon Worst: I Was a Teenage Hand Model

Apr 19 2026

My favourite episode of Come Dine With Me was one where the host of the evening had a photo of themselves with Bono framed at the top of the stairs. One fellow participant saw the photo and examined, “I didn’t know you knew Bonio!” She must have said the word Bonio maybe twenty times. Anyway, this album was fine. Bonio is at Peak Annoying throughout and The Edge needs to lay off that delay pedal but most of the songs are fine. I kept listening to hear if I could identify those trad Irish influences I read so much about on this album but they are nowhere to be found. Best: Bullet the Blue Sky, Exit Worst: Running to Stand Still

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Apr 20 2026

As everybody knows, the country of England is a dreadful place, rampant with poverty, inequality, racism and corruption. A constant race to the bottom as the population is driven to eat itself. A deeply horrible place to exist. A rat scurries across a street urchin’s shoe… in Scunthorpe. A biting, cold wind blows the last leaf off the pathetic looking tree in a desolate wasteland… in Scunthorpe. A street urchin steals the only loaf of bread a baker is able to bake due to a lack of flour… in Scunthorpe. The gloominess of life in England comes to the fore when winter arrives… in Scunthorpe. A wolf gnaws on a tree branch, desperate for a single morsel of food… in Scunthorpe. “Why?!” asks the general population. “Because of this horrible album.” I reply.

Achtung Baby by U2
Apr 24 2026

Absolutely fine actually. Maybe quite good? Wish the drummer would use the ride cymbal even like once.

Songs For Swingin' Lovers! by Frank Sinatra
Apr 25 2026

A thoroughly pleasant and enjoyable set of songs, many of which will be familiar to most of us. Frank’s voice is in fine condition here and Nelson Riddle’s orchestral scores are magnificent. The main complaint from many listeners seems to be the lack of variety in the song styles which I can understand, however the album doesn’t outstay its welcome and evokes some lovely imagery of the early days of a relationship. Terrific stuff.

At Newport 1960 by Muddy Waters
Apr 29 2026

Nothing wrong with this at all but the blues ain’t my bag.

Is This It by The Strokes
Apr 30 2026

After probably a 20 year gap, it was something approaching thrilling hearing this again. I wanted to hate The Strokes when they appeared but did a 180 on hearing Hard to Explain in a record shop. “Who’s this?” - “The Strokes.” “Aw shit…” It’s over in a flash but so many memorable songs - even the production doesn’t get too tiresome. Great to revisit this, enjoyed it a great deal. Best: Hard to Explain, New York City Cops, Barely Legal Worst: Last Nite

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy
May 01 2026

Ferocious from start to end. Definitely sounds like an album from 1989 in terms of production but it really kicks you in the gut. Lyrically impeccable. What a band.

Queen II by Queen
May 03 2026

After listening to this, I was struck how similar it felt in vibe to Deep Purple in Rock which appeared here a few months ago. The main difference is Deep Purple in Rock is horrible and Queen II was pretty charming and fun. You can tell the best was yet to come but this album is decent. Freddie’s voice, man. He was something.

The Bends by Radiohead
May 04 2026

A good, but not great Radiohead LP. Most of the tracks here are wildly overplayed but the deeper cuts jumped out a lot more on this listen. Nice Dream, Bones, Black Star all surprisingly good. Catchy, memorable songs but overall just a bit… safe? Give me weird Radiohead over this any day.

In Rainbows by Radiohead
May 05 2026

A pretty great Radiohead album. You all know it. There’s nothing I can really add that hasn’t already been said. Best: Jigsaw Falling Into Place, Weird Fishes, House of Cards Worst: Faust Arp

Kings Of The Wild Frontier by Adam & The Ants
May 06 2026

What a ridiculous sound this is. It’s like the bad boys from the neighbourhood formed a band and it became cool or something. It’s good fun, always liked Adam Ant. Some filler on this but an enjoyable ride.

Stardust by Willie Nelson
May 07 2026

A lovely, relaxing listen. The outlaw goes mainstream.

Bummed by Happy Mondays
May 08 2026

Absolute trash music. If drugs are so much fun, why is this album so horrible?

Arrival by ABBA
May 09 2026

Maybe I was in a bad mood. Maybe I was expecting too much. Maybe I’m just used to hearing their collections of hits. Maybe it was the weather… but outside of the big singles, I didn’t love this.

London Calling by The Clash
May 10 2026

Whether or not you think that The Clash are 4 REAL or not is one thing but it’s hard to argue this album isn’t packed full of great tunes.

Only By The Night by Kings of Leon
May 11 2026

They were fairly enjoyable when they were cosplaying as Creedence Clearwater Revival on the first album and even a bit on the second album but this is absolute trash. “YEAAAAHHHH HAAAUUUUUGGHHHH YO SEX IS ON FIIIIIYAAAAHHH” Sadly, it turned out his sex was not on fire.

From Elvis In Memphis by Elvis Presley
May 12 2026

Och it was fine I suppose. Elvis was a hero to most but he didn’t mean shit to me.

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
May 13 2026

It feels like I should say something philosophical and deep about this album so I’ll say that I mostly enjoyed the piano.

Snivilisation by Orbital
May 14 2026

How do I feel about this brand of techno? Undecided. I suppose it was fine to listen to on a long drive but I’ll never listen to it again. The longer it went on, the more I wished I was listening to something else.

All Hope Is Gone by Slipknot
May 15 2026

Lasted 4 songs. Not for me but I get why they were so huge. The drums were good.

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
May 16 2026

Lovely to listen to this again. Forgot just how drenched in reverb it was. Pretty vocal arrangements that I adored at the time. It’s maybe grown a little grating in 2026 but fair fucks to Fleet Foxes. They sure made a nice debut album.

Slipknot by Slipknot
May 17 2026

I recorded an album with Ross Robinson once. He was a cool dude and turned me into a better drummer overnight. I love the way he’s able to tap into the deepest part of a musician’s psyche to get something truly special out of them. This album is full of those moments. I don’t love the music but I appreciate the energy.

May 18 2026

Pretty great post-rock. This won’t appeal to everyone and that’s fine. It works for me. Djed is one of those modern day standards that still sounds exciting and immersive. Not a bad track here. Hope TNT is also included.

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
May 19 2026

Another winning LP from hi-fi’s favourite band. This is pretty flawless outside of the ragtime number at the end of side 1. I really enjoy Donald Fagen’s storytelling. Excellent drumming too.

Liege And Lief by Fairport Convention
May 21 2026

If I got invited to a convention about airports, I would politely decline. This album was okay but not for me.

Triangle by The Beau Brummels
May 22 2026

If I wanted to listen to a Bob Dylan album, I would simply decide not to. This was a peculiar listen. To be fair, it was brand new to me and I enjoyed elements of it but it was far from something I need to hear BEFORE I DIE.

Marquee Moon by Television
May 23 2026

A largely great listen enhanced ten fold by the utterly spellbinding and mesmerising title track. Is that the best song of all time?

The Contino Sessions by Death In Vegas
May 28 2026

If you enjoy the first three Matrix or first three Mission Impossible films, you’re gonna LOVE this. If you enjoy one chord progression for 5-7 minutes with an occasional vocal, you’re gonna LOVE this. I didn’t.

Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre
May 29 2026

You know what? I enjoyed it a fair bit. Always considered JMJ a bit of a novelty figure but there’s some genuinely terrific synth work in here. A rare surprise in this journey so far.

Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones
May 30 2026

Amazing opener, amazing closer, pretty disappointing inbetween.

Dub Housing by Pere Ubu
May 31 2026

Some flashes of brilliance in amongst the sound of someone hitting pipes with hammers.

3 Feet High and Rising by De La Soul
Jun 11 2026

Creativity at its best. Still love it all these years later. One of the best to ever do it.

Stephen Stills by Stephen Stills
Jun 12 2026

Sometimes it feels like Stephen Stills might have wanted to take another pass at some of those vocal takes. Anyway, lots of twelve string acoustic guitar, massive backing vocal choirs, VERY late late 1960s. Don’t think I’ll listen again but pleasant enough. Best: We Are Not Helpless Worst: Black Queen

Power In Numbers by Jurassic 5
Jun 13 2026

Another excellent hip hop album I hadn’t heard before. I was familiar with the debut album but this is the perfect combination of conscious hip hop and 60s/70s soul breaks. Enormously enjoyable from start to end, no notes.

Either Or by Elliott Smith
Jun 14 2026

An album so beautiful and bleak, it makes you want to give Elliott Smith a big cuddle. This was the first ES record I ever heard and saw him live the following year (with Quasi as his backing band). Chatted to him after the show and he was just a shy, lovely man. This is one of his best collection of songs. The production is wonderfully lo-fi but intimate and warm. I can’t pick a favourite. It’s a perfect album.

Machine Gun Etiquette by The Damned
Jun 15 2026

Fun punk with an eye on the future. Always enjoy a punk band that can play their instruments this well. Plenty to enjoy here, a few mis-steps (there’s absolutely no need for an MC5 cover) but a pretty thrilling ride, culminating in Smash It Up, a killer way to end an album.

Jun 18 2026

I was expecting to not enjoy this. In general, I quite like EJ but a full album felt like it might be a slog. This was not a slog. Far from it. Really wonderful production throughout. I could live with fewer ballads but fair fucks to Elton, it’s a 4.

Clube Da Esquina by Milton Nascimento
Jun 19 2026

I just couldn’t break through. I want to like it and understand it but I just couldn’t break through.

The Score by Fugees
Jun 20 2026

I was kinda expecting this to be a glorious 4-0 victory but it was more of a 0-0.

In A Silent Way by Miles Davis
Jun 21 2026

Listened to this 4 times in a row on a flight and it absolutely captivated me. I’m more familiar with Miles Davis’ tuneful era but I could 100% eat another big bowl of whatever this is. Magical.

Jul 14 2026

A 1997 3 but a 2026 2. Some interesting ideas and I bought this at the time (and largely enjoyed it) but these lyrics are diabolical. Cop Shoot Cop is undeniably good. Excellent packaging on the original release. Yet another musical reminder on this journey that drugs make bad albums.

Hot Fuss by The Killers
Jul 15 2026

If I ever hear Mr Brightside again, I will put my head into a washing machine. Can’t deny this is an album packed with hits but I’ve heard them more than enough.

Ritual De Lo Habitual by Jane's Addiction
Jul 16 2026

Forgot how great Stephen Perkins’ drumming was. Fantastic, inventive and never toooo much. First half of this is a delight. Imperfect and entertaining. The second half a little more of a slog. A fine mess, just like this band.

If You're Feeling Sinister by Belle & Sebastian
Jul 17 2026

The first two B&S albums are great, a true snapshot of a band becoming more than the sum of its parts. I loved this years ago but it’s maybe lost a bit of its shine and appeal the older I get. Listen to this with all the EPs of the era and you’ve got a killer package of songs. It feels a little unfair to give it a 3 rather than a 4 but this is my aisle, not yours.

War by U2
Jul 18 2026

Damn, I quite liked it. Three excellent singles in New Year’s Day, Two Hearts and Sunday Bloody Sunday. A few clangers, as expected and Bono is on the absolute cusp of being terminally annoying but there are a few surprises (40 and Surrender) that keep it interesting. For the second or third time on this journey, I will say once again that Larry Mullen REALLY loves that hi-hat.

So Much For The City by The Thrills
Jul 19 2026

A few nice singles, not much else going on. Why is this album on this list?

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan
Jul 20 2026

Third SD album of this project and it’s another wash 4 stars. Not as good as Countown or Pretzel but hardly a wasted note.

Jul 21 2026

Charming from start to end. How Ray Charles is able to make genuine country songs sound like genuine soul numbers is a remarkable skill. A truly enjoyable listen.

Kid A by Radiohead
Jul 22 2026

A good to great Radiohead album. Felt like a huge left turn in 2001 or whenever it came out and it took a while to grow. At that point, I remember loving it. 25 years later, I certainly enjoyed it but nowhere near as much. Should be a 3.5 but I’m giving it a 3 because they made at least 1 better album after this.

Heroes by David Bowie
Jul 23 2026

Another Bowie record that delivers on the tunes but with a largely instrumental section that may alienate some listeners. I’ll give it 4 for side 1 which is, in all honesty, pretty unbeatable. Joe the Lion is some number.

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Jul 24 2026

Only knew Deceptacon from this album and, while I always thought it was a fun song, I was expecting the rest of the album to be a tad annoying. It is, but fun annoying?

Murmur by R.E.M.
Jul 25 2026

I was working at a music festival for the state broadcaster once and got the chance to interview Mike Mills. I was so uncharacteristically nervous and star struck, I forgot to record the damn thing. So it was just a nice 10 minute chat with a lovely man that I’ll remember for a long time. As for Murmur, it’s 10/10, five star, no holds barred, absolute brilliance from start to end. I must have listened to this album a million times. Perfection.

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.
Jul 26 2026

Pretty fun from start to end. Front-loaded with big hits so there’s an inevitable dip in the middle but it doesn’t outstay its welcome. Maybe doesn’t have the fire of Public Enemy at their most furious or the smarts of De La Soul/ATCQ at their most inventive but it’s easily as important a chapter in hip hop.

With The Beatles by Beatles
Jul 27 2026

An okay Beatles record. A few standouts and a chunk of forgettable love songs. It’s kinda hard to believe this is the same band that made Revolver. Best: It Won’t Be Long Worst: Little Child

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