Jan 22 2025
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3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul
Love it, great start.
4
Jan 23 2025
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Blur
Blur
Felt like something I would’ve enjoyed listening to on CD in my car in the 90s. Not terrible but it sounds like a moment in time I completely missed.
3
Jan 24 2025
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Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Wilco
I’m finally at an age where I really appreciate this album. It’s great.
4
Jan 27 2025
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The Dark Side Of The Moon
Pink Floyd
Ohhhhhh. This is the apex of the vinyl rock format. Every second feels thought out. The songs flow into each other. I always love Pink Floyd even though it runs contrary to my usual taste.
5
Jan 28 2025
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Surfer Rosa
Pixies
Great great great can think of the last time I listened to it front to back. Some forgettable songs but Gigantic and Where is my mind. Still loom large.
4
Jan 29 2025
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Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
Post hippie mellow gold getting high on a beanbag music with some jazz. Not for me. It all sounds like Cat Stevens. Well made. I never heard any of this before.
3
Jan 30 2025
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Kala
M.I.A.
Most of this straddles the line between catchy and annoying . A lot it sounds like world music mid days on a college radio station. But Paper Planes is undeniably great. The sum of its parts are equal? Possibly the soundtrack to Top Boy. Didn’t need to hear Timbaland. From a moment in time that I missed.
3
Jan 31 2025
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Life Thru A Lens
Robbie Williams
Is this a mistake? A rare win for America for not falling for this works wide phenomenon. I’ve never heard this album before and I could guess the next rhyming lyric with 90 percent accuracy. His voice is also unremarkable bordering on weak. This sounds like an album of cheap songs you would use on a streaming release of a show that couldn’t afford the original hit songs.
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Feb 01 2025
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Getz/Gilberto
Stan Getz
I have no idea what this is. Back ground dinner music for Don Draper or the soundtrack to a hard boiled private eye in the back of a cab in the pouring rain. I’m sure it’s great but not for me.
2
Feb 02 2025
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Harvest
Neil Young
Well this will be good. Iconic voice, timeless songs. 50 years ago still feels authentic.
4
Feb 03 2025
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Basket of Light
Pentangle
What is this? Is this renaissance faire music?
Hard pass. You could change it to 1000 albums to listen to before you die and kill me before I listen to this again. This sounds like the music the guy was playing in Animal House before Bluto smashes his guitar .
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Feb 04 2025
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Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
Not optimistic. Next time somebody says “Oh I listen to everything.” I’ll ask them if they enjoy Thelonious Monk. I just don’t get Jazz and that’s probably saved me a lot of money. This is pleasant to listen to and inoffensive.
3
Feb 05 2025
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461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
I do not enjoy this man’s work. Let’s see how this goes. The most I’ve ever enjoyed Clapton.
It’s not authentic or offensive but very listenable.
3
Feb 06 2025
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Bright Flight
Silver Jews
I know nothing about this. Is it hipster country? The music doesn’t seem to match the vocals. Voice is strong and distinct. Songs are fragments. It’s like a less nerdy Beck or a less cool Supersuckers.
3
Feb 07 2025
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The Libertines
The Libertines
I’m stunned by how little reaction I have to this music. Entirely forgettable.
3
Feb 08 2025
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Joan Armatrading
Joan Armatrading
Never heard it wish I’d heard it before. It’s really strong. Doesn’t fit into any category.
4
Feb 09 2025
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Dirt
Alice In Chains
Looking forward to this one. It’s hard to believe know this is what music sounded like for several years.
4
Feb 11 2025
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Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
Interesting . Two great singles. Probably a little too poppy?
3
Feb 12 2025
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Alien Lanes
Guided By Voices
Mostly a very frustrating listen, with occasional high spots. It felt like a sequel to Flood by TMBG but not as fun.
3
Feb 13 2025
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Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill
Don’t you know I’m loco? We used to listen to this on a cart in college. I was still way too into the Beastie Boys to appreciate this. One of those band where the logo seemed bigger than the music. Misfits, Iron Maiden, Ramones, never underestimate a good logo.
3
Feb 14 2025
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Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
Mellow ABBA? A unique record with sweeping vocals. I wish I liked it more but damnit I respect it.
3
Feb 15 2025
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Ten
Pearl Jam
Ah my old friend Mookie Blaylock. Sometimes I think I hate this album, but I’m wrong. It’s a relentless assault of rock songs that are great. It defines Pearl Jam and they will never sound like this again.
4
Feb 16 2025
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Follow The Leader
Korn
Ah the 90s, Todd Mcfalaine, poor spelling, and Rap Rock.I’d write this hasn’t aged well but it sucked in 1998 too. Leave me alone mom rock, insipid and not in a fun way. A.J.Soprano music.
2
Feb 17 2025
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Lam Toro
Baaba Maal
I’m not qualified to judge this . Everything sounds like Felling Hot Hot Hot.
3
Feb 18 2025
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Young Americans
David Bowie
Not my favorite Bowie. Lots of saxophones, I mean a lot. But it’s still Bowie.
3
Feb 19 2025
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Trio
Dolly Parton
I couldn’t get through this one. It sounds like what I thought and hated country music was as a kid. It was unpleasant to my ears, yet I enjoy them individually. Maybe it’s me.
2
Feb 21 2025
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Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
Is this British rap? I look at this the way Europeans look at Americans playing soccer. Cute. If we did the 1000 greatest hip
Hop albums how long until we got to England ? This sounds like the Top Boy soundtrack. Fine but probably not good, certainly not above average and just feels kinda silly.
2
Feb 22 2025
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Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
The Flaming Lips
Vaaaaaaaseline! Oh it’s the other one. Much more pleasant to listen to . Dad rock for mowing the lawn on edibles. Better than I expected.
3
Feb 24 2025
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Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
About as good as you can get for this kind of rock n roll. Semi dated and also timeless? A murder row of hits on this. Took the best of Elvis and the Beatles.
4
Feb 25 2025
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Marquee Moon
Television
I know it’s important but I never really liked it. Sounds like almost Patti Smith. Almost Talking Heads. Just doesn’t work for me brother.
3
Feb 26 2025
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The Stooges
The Stooges
Well I like this, but I want to like it more. A couple of highs but some real drags too.
3
Feb 27 2025
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The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
Yay!!!! Easiest 5 stars so far. This must’ve blown peoples minds in 1972.
5
Feb 28 2025
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Roots
Sepultura
Well this is not going to be good or necessary. I like this kind of music but not this album
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Mar 01 2025
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Tapestry
Carole King
Not my genre but songwriting unparalleled. An extraordinary talent. Hard to believe one person wrote these songs in a lifetime never mind on one album.
4
Mar 02 2025
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Ramones
Ramones
Gabba gabba hey! Relentless. Completely unique. I love it.
5
Mar 03 2025
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Killing Joke
Killing Joke
First time ever listening to this. Unique band, early industrial? Heavy but dancey
4
Mar 04 2025
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Van Halen
Van Halen
Well well well.the blueprint for hard rock and heavy metal for decades. Talent and personality to spare. The sound of Southern California an updated Beach Boys that would never be duplicated despite many attempts.
It sounds like an Iroc with the T roofs off driving in the summer on a Friday night.
5
Mar 05 2025
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Kenya
Machito
Very fun snd upbeat jazz? Sounds like the 60s to me.
3
Mar 07 2025
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The World is a Ghetto
War
Nice sound by songs are a little too long and jammy for my taste.
3
Mar 09 2025
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Good Old Boys
Randy Newman
Lost episode of School House Rock on race relations in the South? This is a pretty bizarre album by today’s standards. Retroactively his voice now sounds like everything is a nursery rhyme for children.
3
Mar 10 2025
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Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd
So, so you think you can tell? Really great album, Shine on you crazy diamond part 72 is the only thing keeping it from 5 stars.
4
Mar 11 2025
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Boston
Boston
More driving music, I already hate and love it. Nothing sounds less like the city of Boston than this record. Also nothing sounds like it. It’s an amazing production.
4
Mar 12 2025
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Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Airplane
The Grace slick songs are so clearly bettter. I guess hippies could be chauvinistic too. The rest just sounds very silly like outtakes from Austin Powers.
3
Mar 13 2025
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Moon Safari
Air
Via La France! Completely surprised by how much I enjoyed this album. Always heard them in bits and pieces. This would’ve been a great CD in the car in the 90s
3
Mar 15 2025
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Doggystyle
Snoop Dogg
I was pre cringe just thinking how badly this must’ve aged. Not bad actually. 3 great songs, amazing production. Lots of dumb skits made to be skipped on your CD player.
3
Mar 17 2025
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Either Or
Elliott Smith
Well this will be upbeat. Somewhere between a depressed Jack Johnson and a slower Smashing Pumpkins. It’s a sensitive young man’s record for someone who never really liked Poison.
3
Mar 18 2025
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Transformer
Lou Reed
I love this album. New York meets Berlin. The Bowie influence feels strong and it works.
4
Mar 19 2025
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Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin
In 1990 my high school voted for Ramble On as our class song. I don’t think they got the Hobbit part. I HATED Led Zeppelin then. Led Zeppelin was the best and there could be no argument. Everyone loved Led Zeppelin and U2. So of course I hated it. I was so punk and didn’t even know it. It felt like everyone was listening to their older brother’s music. So it turns out I was wrong. Led Zeppelin is awesome and this music is so creative and full of ideas and unexpected changes. Okay maybe they aren’t all 100% original but when you come up with this much music some of it is bound to be stolen.
5
Mar 20 2025
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Bandwagonesque
Teenage Fanclub
Just in case you thought Buzzfed invented bad lists, Spin magazine famously (infamously, wrongly, stupidly?) voted this as album of the year over Nirvana’s Nevermind. It’s pretty good but not that good.
3
Mar 21 2025
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Truth
Jeff Beck
I know get why Jeff Beck was a thing. The best Rod Stewart has ever sounded.
3
Mar 22 2025
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Document
R.E.M.
REM albums are always so surprising because they filled with songs you’ve heard a million times and songs you swear you never heard before.
4
Mar 23 2025
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Tres Hombres
ZZ Top
Really great and you can hear what ZZ Top would become
3
Mar 24 2025
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Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
I’ve never listened to this album. Nobody’s favorite Springsteen album right? Way more keyboard heavy than I remember. It’s amazing he survived the dorky dancing in the dark video. 1984 was something, huge impact and Born in the USA will live forever and be misunderstood.
4
Mar 25 2025
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Odelay
Beck
Devils Haircut in my mind!!!! Still super weird maybe super dated. One single away from being a notch better.
3
Mar 28 2025
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The Lexicon Of Love
ABC
British prep school 80s pop. Was this written for Chuck Bass?They picked the correct singles the rest is forgettable. Who knew there was another version of Look of Love. Bass lines sound like Niles Rodgers in a good way.
3
Mar 29 2025
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All Directions
The Temptations
Well this isn’t My Girl? Funky not my favorite.
3
Mar 30 2025
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Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys
Well let’s hear what this is all about. Music sounds like The Hives but the vocals sound like British Guy At A Party You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With.
3
Mar 31 2025
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Elastica
Elastica
Hey I own this CD! Way better than I remember, but Stutter still towers over the rest. Also can we cool it on every British band? I like American music, do you like American music?
3
Apr 05 2025
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Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
From ground breaking to kinda goofy in only 40 years, not their best but still important. The disparity between the hard beats and soft rhymes really stand out now.
3
Apr 06 2025
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The Clash
The Clash
They offered me the office they offered me the job. This remaster ain’t it. The original is leaner and much better. I giving 4 stars because I’m adding I fought the law and taking out the extra songs.
4
Apr 08 2025
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The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
Aptly named. This album is so boring it makes me angry. A dramatic over correction to Neon Bible. I like Arcade Fire a lot, this is probably my least favorite album.
3
Apr 14 2025
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Cheap Thrills
Big Brother & The Holding Company
Not my wheelhouse but undeniably great, unique, nothing ever has sounded like Janis.
4
Apr 15 2025
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Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
5 stars no notes, probably. It’s a whole lot of Led. The double album has some lulls, but the highs are too high to penalize that.
5
Apr 16 2025
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Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
3
Apr 19 2025
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The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
Fistfuck. Better than I remember, meandering at points. Feels like filling time on the CD. Hurt still is a masterpiece
4
Apr 21 2025
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Urban Hymns
The Verve
Pipe or no? No pipe. In the 90s the word Verve was so hot people were fighting over it. This album is real solid 90 Brit Rock no pop. Better than the single Bitter Sweet Symphony that always annoyed me. Also everyone who reads this owes Mick Jagger a dollar.
3
Apr 22 2025
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Grace
Jeff Buckley
It’s good, not as good as I remembered but good.
3
Apr 29 2025
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Dummy
Portishead
Is this really about the book House of Leaves? Creepy but doesn’t resonate with me.
3
May 04 2025
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You're Living All Over Me
Dinosaur Jr.
You!! Lost and lonely YOU!! Not their best record but possibly the Greatest Cover Song Ever.
3
May 06 2025
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Tidal
Fiona Apple
She was 18-19 when this came out. I was 21 so it didn’t seem weird then. It does now.
3
May 08 2025
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Peter Gabriel 3
Peter Gabriel
“Too Artsy.” Way better than I thought .
4
May 09 2025
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Melodrama
Lorde
Better than I thought, the blueprint for TS Tortured Poets Society?
3
May 10 2025
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Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast
Yeah I have this CD, lot of content, some great. The end of OutKast? It’s really 2 separate albums. Always interesting.
4
May 11 2025
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Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & Garfunkel
Still really great. I can’t get over how Garfunkel looms over Paul on the cover and the record. He must regret not doing this himself everyday.
4
May 13 2025
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Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
Sexy time! Sexy baby boomer music that has been used to sell me soap for the last 30 years. Almost impossible to hear this now and have it not sound like a parody. Some real lead actress singing into a spoon in the kitchen music now. It’s unfortunate.
3
May 14 2025
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Eliminator
ZZ Top
I loved this record. I used to draw this album cover. Let’s try it in 2025! So far charmingly misogynistic in an 80s beer commercial way.Is Thug the Sienfield theme?
4
May 15 2025
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A Date With The Everly Brothers
The Everly Brothers
These nerds. Not good, I assume this is a Buddy Holly rip off and not the other way around?
2
May 17 2025
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Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin
Who’s this ?Untitled? Probably sucks. Four Sticks is clearly the breakout single.
5
May 18 2025
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Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
You went to school for a year or two. If you never heard Punk, this is probably what you think it sounds like. Congratulations you’re right. Not the best, not the first, but pretty great and influential.
3
May 19 2025
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Vivid
Living Colour
Look in my eyyyyyyes, what do you see? They never topped Cult of Personality but this is a great album for its time and genre. I’m torn on whether race helped or hurt them.
4
May 20 2025
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Birth Of The Cool
Miles Davis
I do not have an ear for jazz and feel incredibly unqualified to judge this. I know it’s one of the greatest jazz albums of all time but I’d rather listen to the Dead Kennedys.
3
May 21 2025
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Shake Your Money Maker
The Black Crowes
I really hated this when it came out. Music for people who want to buy new albums but don’t want to hear new music.
3
May 22 2025
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Abbey Road
Beatles
I’m not wasting anyone’s time trying to write something original about the Beatles.
5
May 23 2025
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Larks' Tongues In Aspic
King Crimson
Look kids Art Rock! Pretty sure I’ll hate this, let’s find out. I’m sure it’s hard to play.Vocals are unpleasant. 11 minute opener with a pretentious title. But actually sounds pretty good.
3
May 24 2025
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Low
David Bowie
I feel like I don’t like this album but I’m probably wrong. Also this list not picking the best album by artist is 10 out of 10. Cool cover bad record.
2
May 25 2025
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Behaviour
Pet Shop Boys
Is this on the jukebox for profiling purposes? Don’t recognize a song on it. Dance!! But dance sadly. It’s much better than I expected.
3
May 26 2025
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Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
I think I really like this record, but haven’t listened to it in a long time. Starts strong but really trails off at the end. Probably their best work overall.
4
May 27 2025
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L.A. Woman
The Doors
At first no, then maybe? The Doors are such a strange band. The years of hype and the actual music are hard to separate. Really feels like the greatest hits made them seem way better than they are. The Dumb Velvet Underground seems fair.
3
May 28 2025
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Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
Well this is great. Still sounds contemporary albeit Foxy Lady lyrics are a little goofy. This must’ve melted everyone’s faces in 1967.
5
May 29 2025
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Talking Book
Stevie Wonder
We are on a run! Not his best but very good. Your mileage may vary depending on how much you like sunshine of my life.
4
May 30 2025
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Hunting High And Low
a-ha
Nobody and I mean nobody has ever listened to this entire album. I’ll give it a try. Take on me is an amazing single. The rest sounds like a bad Pet Shop Boys cover band.
2
May 31 2025
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Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix
My favorite Hendrix record. Easy 5 stars.
5
Jun 01 2025
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The Healer
John Lee Hooker
Every time I hear the name John Lee Hooker I think about Juliet Lewis in Natural Born Killers being mad she can’t go to his concert. Then I think how fucking weird it was for a teenager in 1994 to want to go to a John Lee Hooker concert. Then I think about how weird Natural Born Killers is. So what I’m really saying is I have no idea what he sounds like. Bluesy I guess? Last song is the standout. The rest feels very sanitized and lacks grit.
3
Jun 02 2025
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Warehouse: Songs And Stories
Hüsker Dü
Listened to Zen Arcade a 100 times, don’t know this one. Recording and mix sound kinda off? Maybe it’s me? Feel like I should like it more than I do.
3
Jun 03 2025
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Moving Pictures
Rush
Just looking at this makes me feel like a kid. What a 1981 time capsule this is. Kinda nerdy, kinda awesome. On the verge of music and technology merging but not there yet, it was still mysterious. It’s Kerry Von Eric coming to the ring on a Saturday morning. It’s a cheap video on MTV while you are cereal. It’s what you put in your Walkman when you ride your bike. It a complete unique sound that feels very male in hindsight. Before it was classic rock it was awesome. Eventually someone’s older brother told them YYZ was the Toronto airport and the lyrics in limelight were from Shakespeare and you felt smarter. Unverified knowledge was early 80s currency and this is the soundtrack. I want to give it 5 but the last 3 tracks a rough.
4
Jun 04 2025
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Back In Black
AC/DC
5 stars no notes, but I’ll happily listen to this again. Also unquestionably the most successful singer replacement of all time.
5
Jun 05 2025
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Kimono My House
Sparks
Uh don’t know what the hell this is. One of the weirdest records I’ve ever heard. My friend insists that Sparks is not real.
3
Jun 06 2025
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Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Billy Bragg
Is this a Communist lecture? What depressing about old folk songs is how they are still pretty accurate 40 years later. But it still kinda feels like reading an old magazine. A less catchy Midnight Oil, we were real determined to be bummed out in 80s. I can’t imagine why you would want to put this record on. It’s not bad but it’s not fun.
3
Jun 08 2025
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Licensed To Ill
Beastie Boys
Well this is unexpected. I love it but is it good? Great? A parody that became real. I think it’s 5 stars? So fun, so dated. My brains in a blender.
5
Jun 12 2025
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Django Django
Django Django
I listened to all of it. Short poppy songs. It didn’t really make an impact on me. Reminded me of Paul Simon?
3
Jun 13 2025
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Smile
Brian Wilson
Huh well isn’t this a quinky dink?Brian Wilson died yesterday. I’ve never listened to this before. Feels like a good day for it. Unpopular opinion alert, I just don’t like this. I know it’s genius and original but it just doesn’t hit for me. I feel bad that I don’t like it more. At times like this I am starkly reminded how un California I am.
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Jun 14 2025
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Garbage
Garbage
Big album. Interested in listing to this with fresh (old) ears. The first and only sexy grunge record? I liked it a lot more depth than I expected or remembered.
4
Jun 15 2025
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Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
Well I hate the album cover so far. And I hate the music too. This faux hippie jingle bullshit deserves the quick death it got. Groovy.
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Jun 16 2025
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She's So Unusual
Cyndi Lauper
This better have Goonies on it! Well it doesn’t. Way more hits than I thought. Girls just wanna have fun is pretty much unlistenable at this point and completely tied into the video. In hindsight I wish they all had more confidence in Cyndi’s amazing voice and didn’t portray her as a New Wave Betty Boop. Obviously the formula worked this album was platinum and she will be famous forever. Maybe a re-record? She’s so Unusual (Cyndi’s version) contains zeroes Gonnies theme.
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