Jan 05 2024
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Brothers
The Black Keys
Started off ok, whitestripes influence but god did it become a slog after the first few songs. Found myself praying they would kick the tempo up a little as one song merged into another and I slowly slipped into a coma.
2
Jan 06 2024
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Something Else By The Kinks
The Kinks
Good start, weak middle strong end but wow does it sound like a album of Beatles b sides
3
Jan 07 2024
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More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
I will quote izzy who listened to this album with me in the car today
" he sounds like brian ferry if Bryan ferry couldn't sing. How long is this album? Please crash the car." Road to nowhere aside talking heads passed me by in my youth and nothing here caused me to lament that.
1
Jan 08 2024
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Kick Out The Jams (Live)
MC5
Great album from a band that should have been bigger. One of the four great live rock albums of the time that helped shape the musical landscape for decades.
4
Jan 09 2024
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Autobahn
Kraftwerk
No, just no.
1
Jan 10 2024
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All Hope Is Gone
Slipknot
Didnt hate it but didnt love it either. Faith no more influences with some anthrax and megadeth thrown in. Quite generic thrash with slick production.
2
Jan 11 2024
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In Rainbows
Radiohead
Quite liked this which surprised me, will definitely listen to this again and a bit more Radiohead in the future.
3
Jan 12 2024
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AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
I wrote a long piece concerning the misogyny, promotion of violence and glorifying of the " thug life" but ultimately deleted it and thought I'd just go with bollocks.
bollocks,
1
Jan 13 2024
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Abbey Road
Beatles
Ok I'm old, that doesn't mean I'm a Beatles fan, thats your grandparents. my music was 80's. That being said this album is stunning. Totally blown away. Never listened to this as a complete body of work, if my dad was still with us I think I'd owe him an apology, perhaps the Beatles were all you said they were.
5
Jan 15 2024
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The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
Bought this when it was released and loved it from day one.amazing album, amazing artist.
5
Jan 16 2024
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Sheet Music
10cc
Sorry not for me, I know a few people who adore 10cc but that's sub par middle of the road AOR to my ears.
1
Jan 17 2024
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Murmur
R.E.M.
Hated it. Hated it then, hate it now.easily the worse album so far and we've had kraftwerk !!!
1
Jan 18 2024
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New York Dolls
New York Dolls
Wish I liked this but though hugely influential its sadly awful. The dolls were never my thing, those that followed did it so much better.
1
Jan 19 2024
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C'est Chic
CHIC
Standard slice of 70s disco elevated by one of the truly great bass players. Happy man has however worked it's way into my playlist.
2
Jan 20 2024
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Third/Sister Lovers
Big Star
Sorry couldn't get further than track 2.
1
Jan 21 2024
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The Real Thing
Faith No More
Love it, nothing more to say. Part of the soundtrack of my youth. All praise the faith no more spiritual and theological centre.
5
Jan 22 2024
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Dookie
Green Day
Sorry not a fan, not bad as such just a little sanitized for punk
2
Jan 23 2024
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A Walk Across The Rooftops
The Blue Nile
Wow, how did this make it on too any list other than " albums that's were ignored on release for good reason"
1
Jan 24 2024
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The Who Sell Out
The Who
Always felt like I should like this but I find it dont. Shame
2
Jan 26 2024
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The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground
Was not expecting this from the underground but quite enjoyed it.
3
Jan 28 2024
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Since I Left You
The Avalanches
Hell yes, this album is still on my playlist. Good memories of my then young son as many times I thought
" that boy needs therapy "
4
Jan 29 2024
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NEU! 75
Neu!
Nothing here to like or dislike, had it on but didnt really listen as nothing grabbed my attention
2
Jan 30 2024
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The Stranger
Billy Joel
Very good album no real filler and several stand out tracks. Only the good die young has always been a favourite of mine.
4
Feb 01 2024
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The Sounds Of India
Ravi Shankar
Interesting in small doses but a full album is too much for me
2
Feb 02 2024
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The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground
So bob Dylan and the doors formed a Vegas style lounge band playing sub par mamas and papas with vocals by a member of the third Reich. Truly awful.
1
Feb 03 2024
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In It For The Money
Supergrass
Like this, fun album to have on in the background
3
Feb 04 2024
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Raw Power
The Stooges
Another album that's famous for the acts it inspired rather than as a stand alone product
2
Feb 06 2024
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Playing With Fire
Spacemen 3
Yeah it's ok, kind of forgot about it as soon as it finished.
2
Feb 07 2024
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Modern Life Is Rubbish
Blur
Couple of goodish tracks but was surprised at how nothing this album was.
2
Feb 08 2024
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Parallel Lines
Blondie
Never liked blondie, just run of the mill pop.
1
Feb 10 2024
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Grievous Angel
Gram Parsons
Here is a list of things I hate.
1. Country music.
End of list.
I fucking hate this Confederate flag waving, gun loving, I'm a cowboy, sister marrying, trump worshiping sonic diohrea. Your not good old boys, it's not the land of the free and god has forsaken you and your idolatry.
Hickory wind is a good track but it's not on this album so bollocks to it.this isnt a bridge between country and rock it's a bridge between country and satan's arse.
1
Feb 11 2024
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Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite
Maxwell
If you like this seek out Ellis beggs and Howard, homeland. Quite liked this but there's better.
2
Feb 12 2024
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Le Tigre
Le Tigre
Not great but not bad.
2
Feb 13 2024
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L.A. Woman
The Doors
Some very strange album choices on this list. This wasnt great, really sounds like a band that had run out of ideas.
1
Feb 14 2024
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Who Killed...... The Zutons?
The Zutons
Confusion and remember me are good, rest of the album is surprisingly weak. Thought this would be better than it was for some reason.
1
Feb 15 2024
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Kilimanjaro
The Teardrop Explodes
Quite liked this, still prefer Cope's solo material but this wasn't bad at all.
3
Feb 16 2024
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Joan Baez
Joan Baez
Sorry not for me
1
Feb 17 2024
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Buena Vista Social Club
Buena Vista Social Club
God I need a tequila. Good album will definitely play this next time I'm repelling a half arsed yanky invasion in the bay of pigs.
Viva la revaluation.
3
Feb 18 2024
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Ctrl
SZA
Wow it's not often an album I thought I'd dislike really surprises me. This isnt one of those albums. What complete crap,
1
Feb 19 2024
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Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
Like kicking an orchestra down the stairs of a mental hospital, I spent 40 mins laughing which may not have been the reaction they were hoping for.
I imagine each musician was handed different 2 hour scores and told first one to finish wins.
I honestly cant decide if this is genius or the sound track to a schizophrenic episode.
1
Feb 20 2024
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Machine Head
Deep Purple
Unpopular opinion number 1.
I much prefer purple with coverdale and Hughes, gillan always left me cold.
Number 2.
Smoke on the water isn't that great, riff aside its pretty average.
Number 3.
There is an awful lot of filler on this album.
Number 4.
Rainbow and whitesnake maybe purples bastard children but god they are so much better.
2
Feb 21 2024
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Rattlesnakes
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
His voice makes me want to punch kittens.
1
Feb 22 2024
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Mr. Tambourine Man
The Byrds
Bit hippy, folksy hassled by the man for my taste though I like "I'll feel a whole lot better"
2
Feb 23 2024
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Here Are the Sonics
The Sonics
I really liked this album, imagine what they would have sounded like with modern production.
3
Feb 24 2024
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Armed Forces
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Did nothing for me, Oliver's army is good but that's it.
1
Feb 25 2024
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Another Music In A Different Kitchen
Buzzcocks
Can someone help me with a tech issue. This app seems to have corrupted and now offers up albums that's only use is as a psychological weapon at Guantanamo bay. Do I need a patch or something to stop this as my wife says the sledgehammer is possibly an over reaction.
1
Feb 26 2024
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Kings Of The Wild Frontier
Adam & The Ants
Oh great I thought finally something decent to listen to. 2 mins in remembered I never liked adam and the ants beyond a couple of singles for a reason, they were light weight pop crap masquerading as something edgy. Yeah this was considered edgy in 1980, men wearing make up!!!! What will the neighbours think. God no wonder my generation are shit.
1
Feb 27 2024
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Elastica
Elastica
Dear god these albums are just getting worse. Writing anything more regarding this would just waste even more of my life.
1
Feb 28 2024
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Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols
Sex Pistols
Zero musicianship, zero song writing ability, just a bunch of idiot kids making a bloody racket.
What a great album.
4
Feb 29 2024
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Fisherman's Blues
The Waterboys
Seen them a couple of times live which is much better than their albums. It's ok, nothing to get excited about but giving it a 3 simply because of the utter dross that's been inflicted on us lately.
3
Mar 01 2024
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The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths
Sorry can't stand the Smith's as I didnt spend my youth being melancholy in student digs with floppy hair and a crippling sense of injustice. Morrisey a twat as as well which doesn't help.
1
Mar 02 2024
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System Of A Down
System Of A Down
Its not bad in the way being kicked in the balls isn't bad compared to being stabbed in the throat.
2
Mar 03 2024
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Leftism
Leftfield
Actually quite like this, will definitely give it a second listen at some point but first impressions are surprisingly positive.
3
Mar 04 2024
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Strange Cargo III
William Orbit
Not as good as leftfield but ok.
2
Mar 05 2024
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Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG's
Ok green onions is a classic but a whole album of hammond organ greatest hits is a bit much. Like a scene from Phoenix nights I picture a welder by day wearing a gold velvet jacket playing a bontempi keyboard in between rounds of bingo.
2
Mar 06 2024
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Hard Again
Muddy Waters
Enjoyed this,
3
Mar 07 2024
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xx
The xx
I thought this is ok, then I thought no its terrible, then I had a biscuit, then I fell asleep, then i woke and had another biscuit, then i thought what would happen if you gave a monkey a flamethrower, then the album finished and i was happy again.
1
Mar 08 2024
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Take Me Apart
Kelela
Good voice but the album just goes nowhere, if you like one track you'll like them all as there is a total lack of variation. It's a 3 star for her voice but 1 for the material.
2
Mar 09 2024
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Garbage
Garbage
One of the better 90's bands and a good solid album, not something I would actively seek out but a welcome change from the crap that's regularly being served up.
3
Mar 10 2024
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Bone Machine
Tom Waits
Preferred him in mystery men. I'm sure people in dark clubs smoking French cigarettes would love this but not for me I'm afraid. Wonder what Joy's await us next?
1
Mar 11 2024
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Wonderful Rainbow
Lightning Bolt
Oh this is just taking the piss now, how the smeg does this make it on to any list. The world does not need heavy metal freeform jazz."a challenging listen" ??? what a pretentious git this author is.
1
Mar 13 2024
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Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs
Derek & The Dominos
Just for layla alone this gets a 4, luckily I like the other tracks as well. Got to love pre racist fuckwit Clapton.
4
Mar 14 2024
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Songs Of Love And Hate
Leonard Cohen
If clinical depression had a voice,lyrics may well be poetry but christ the man was a miserable sod.
3
Mar 15 2024
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The Next Day
David Bowie
Never got the appeal of Bowie, yeah theres some excellent tracks in his career but nothing after Ziggy grabbed my interest and even then I always thought he was inferior to bolan. Guess this is ok but is it deserving of a place on this list? Not in my opinion
2
Mar 16 2024
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Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black
Public Enemy
Yeah good, enjoyed this. When rap was about anger and dissatisfaction instead of Bentley's money and misogyny. Early 90s rap really was the spirit of punk reborn in the American inner cities.
3
Mar 18 2024
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Wild Gift
X
One word review
Crap
1
Mar 19 2024
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The Soft Bulletin
The Flaming Lips
Not as bad as I thought it could be, not as good as it could have been.
3
Mar 20 2024
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The Renaissance
Q-Tip
And slowly I lose the will to live
1
Mar 21 2024
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Tom Tom Club
Tom Tom Club
Always liked this album but in truth it does sound a little dated now.
3
Mar 22 2024
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The Joshua Tree
U2
Oh fuck right off to fuckery and when you get there fuck off some more. Ok there are some good even excellent tracks but bono!!!! Fucking bono, no sorry 1 star for no other reason it would make that smug, hypocritical git unhappy, if he cared, which he doesn't because all he cares about is his own ego and hats. What a bellend.
1
Mar 23 2024
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The Sun Rises In The East
Jeru The Damaja
Listened to about a minute of the first track then put abbey road on instead.
1
Mar 24 2024
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Exile In Guyville
Liz Phair
Ok so I never want to hear that again. Never heard of the artist or album and I was happier for it.
1
Mar 25 2024
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Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
A true classic Great album. Granted nothing here comes close to chocolate salty balls but little does.
4
Mar 26 2024
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Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
Love gabriel, like gabriel genesis, really like this album. Ok it's a bit overblown and wanky but compared too the utter arse they produced with Collins its genius.
3
Mar 27 2024
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Bluesbreakers
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
I'm in a state of shock, early Clapton, legendary band!! Yet totally uninspired white man blues. Was excited when this album popped up but god its weak. Truly disappointing.
2
Mar 28 2024
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Rock Bottom
Robert Wyatt
No.
1
Mar 29 2024
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Funeral
Arcade Fire
Surprisingly ok. Not great, not awful just ok.
3
Mar 30 2024
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Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
I like individual songs more than the album as a whole. Stevie Nick's voice does nothing for me I'm afraid and the band as a whole always felt a bit lite. Still 10 million + sold when people actually had to make a physical effort too get their hands on a copy is rather impressive.
3
Mar 31 2024
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Exit Planet Dust
The Chemical Brothers
Yeah this is why I dont like anything released after 1988
2
Apr 01 2024
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3 + 3
The Isley Brothers
Good album, surprised at how many tracks I knew
3
Apr 02 2024
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Untitled (Black Is)
SAULT
Forgotten it already,
1
Apr 03 2024
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Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
This is really starting to become a slog now.
2
Apr 04 2024
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Fifth Dimension
The Byrds
Would seriously love to talk to the author of this list and find out what the reasoning behind a lot of his choices were.
1
Apr 05 2024
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
Must be a generation thing. I can see why people love this album just does nothing for me.
2
Apr 07 2024
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Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Yawn
2
Apr 08 2024
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Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin all the way for me. This is the stuff I grew up listening too with my grandfather. It's ok but dean was better.
3
Apr 09 2024
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Vanishing Point
Primal Scream
Love it, love Roxy nuff said.
4
Apr 11 2024
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Teenage Head
Flamin' Groovies
A whole lot of nothing
1
Apr 12 2024
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Bitte Orca
Dirty Projectors
Never heard of the band or the album yet I come away disappointed. Theres a good album here hidden amongst a forest of disjointed guitar and captain beefheart meets Mariah Carey and mika. At no point does the guitarist simply play what the song requires preferring instead to use it as a canvas to Jackson Pollack over.
2
Apr 13 2024
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What's Going On
Marvin Gaye
I may be wrong but I think he might have been a jesus fan. Classic album but I need to be in a specific mood for it. This album demands rainy days and much looking out of the window whilst self reflecting. Sadly its sunny today so I'm gonna put on some twisted sister instead
4
Apr 14 2024
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Casanova
The Divine Comedy
Frank Zappa once asked "does humour belong in music", of course it does. Fun album only lacking my lovely horse, but I can forgive them this as they give us something for the weekend.
4
Apr 15 2024
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Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
On release the public didnt like it, the critics didn't like it and it sold sod all so let's put it on the list??? The authors desperate need to convince us he's a musical intellectual is starting to get a bit stupid now.
1
Apr 16 2024
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Larks' Tongues In Aspic
King Crimson
God I'm officially old I liked this.
4
Apr 19 2024
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Songs The Lord Taught Us
The Cramps
Oh god, if your unfamiliar with the music of this time you might think this has a few worthy elements to it. However if you know this time in space you know the cramps were the the crusty part of an infected scrotal pustule
1
Apr 20 2024
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Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
Sorry I just dont like Springsteen.
2
Apr 21 2024
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Roxy Music
Roxy Music
Fantastic, what a great debut.
4
Apr 22 2024
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Viva Hate
Morrissey
I like every days like sunday but that's it. Talented ..yes, talented enough to excuse his questionable personality and beliefs? No.
2
Apr 23 2024
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Graceland
Paul Simon
Blah blah " cultural appropriation " blah blah " sanitized world music for whites" . Quite frankly piss off. Yes its watered down world music but it was how we discovered world music, no million songs at the press of a button. This album was a gateway to different sounds and cultures whilst maintaining an accessibility for western ears. Some will disagree and point out that they were experts on world music before this album but they wear tweed and think broccoli is a main course so who cares.
4
Apr 24 2024
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A Wizard, A True Star
Todd Rundgren
That was a strange listen but ok
3
Apr 25 2024
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Third
Portishead
Yeah no
2
Apr 27 2024
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OK Computer
Radiohead
I mean it's good , a solid 4 star but just short of greatness
4
Apr 28 2024
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Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
Wow what a voice.
3
Apr 29 2024
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The Libertines
The Libertines
Trying to think of something to say about this album but aside from cock I'm struggling
1
May 02 2024
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Ramones
Ramones
Awful and Brilliant in equal measures
4
May 03 2024
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Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank Sinatra
Dean martin baby!!!!!
1
May 04 2024
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When I Was Born For The 7th Time
Cornershop
They should have got mr fat boy too do something with the whole album because it's not good.
1
May 06 2024
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New Boots And Panties
Ian Dury
3
May 07 2024
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A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny
2
May 10 2024
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Reggatta De Blanc
The Police
Just my luck, the one day I miss is Metallica and instead I get this dress. God I hate this band.
1
May 11 2024
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Eliminator
ZZ Top
Always thought this was a little too radio friendly, too polished losing the charm they originally had. It's ok but they were better
2
May 12 2024
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Hot Rats
Frank Zappa
Hell yes , nothing needs to be said about this album. It's just brilliant.
5
May 13 2024
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Bookends
Simon & Garfunkel
2
May 14 2024
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Ray Of Light
Madonna
I actually bought this when it came out. Cant for the life of me figure out why I did, possibly some form of psychological trauma manifesting as audio self injurious behaviour.
2
May 15 2024
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461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
Album of mainly covers played by a man so toxic he makes ted Nugent look balanced and fair minded.
1
May 16 2024
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Rattus Norvegicus
The Stranglers
Saw them live at reading where they were bottled for the majority of the set. If you know what the bottles contained then you know the analogy I'm going for
2
May 17 2024
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Risque
CHIC
Amazing if your tripping your tits off in a club in 1975. As I'm not doing any of that I found it repetitive. Tight band and good vocals it's just...you know...disco, and disco sucks .
2
May 18 2024
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Sweet Baby James
James Taylor
Really really not my thing
2
May 19 2024
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Time Out
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Oh great more jazz.
1
May 20 2024
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New Forms
Roni Size
Bloody hell that's awful, I'm almost at a lost for words, abysmal.
1
May 21 2024
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Want One
Rufus Wainwright
Sounds a bit like radiohead to me, only not as good.
2
May 23 2024
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Suzanne Vega
Suzanne Vega
And then he was alone, last man standing just a fool talking to himself.
That being said I like this album
4
May 24 2024
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Slanted And Enchanted
Pavement
Sorry this is bloody awful, Lou Reed meets the sex pistols with none of the charm, originality or edge either of those two displayed.
1
May 25 2024
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Blunderbuss
Jack White
I surprised myself by quite likeing the whitestripes and am again quite surprised by not likeing this . Obviously meg was the true genius
2
May 27 2024
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Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
What an album,
5
May 28 2024
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Third
Soft Machine
It's ok I guess. To be honest I had it on but it never forced its self to be anything other than background noise
2
May 29 2024
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Surfer Rosa
Pixies
So this is the legendary pixies... next.
2
May 30 2024
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Low-Life
New Order
And that's a no from me
2
May 31 2024
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2112
Rush
While not my fav group or album by them no doubt this is a great piece of work. To miss quote the cat, I'd listen to 2112 but I'd be thinking of hemispheres.
4
Jun 01 2024
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Dog Man Star
Suede
The only gig I ever walked out on. Whst a load of arse
1
Jun 02 2024
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Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
I have never seen the appeal of neal young. Bland paint by numbers music, and Lynyrd Skynyrd didnt need him around so I cant for the life of me think why I would.
1
Jun 05 2024
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Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers
Shit.
1
Jun 06 2024
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
50 Cent
These albums are robbing me of the will to live.
1
Jun 07 2024
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OK
Talvin Singh
No, just no.
1
Jun 08 2024
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Figure 8
Elliott Smith
Wow that was a miserable listen.
2
Jun 09 2024
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Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
Great
4
Jun 11 2024
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Songs From A Room
Leonard Cohen
Miserable git
2
Jun 13 2024
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Tank Battles
Dagmar Krause
Five star simply because its had the good grace to be impossible to find so saving me time.
5