Mar 25 2024
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Definitely Maybe
Oasis
An average rock-pop album made worse by Mancunian wailing. My listening experience (in bed at midnight) is best described with an excerpt from the final song; "Your music's shite, it keeps me up all night".
2
Mar 26 2024
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S&M
Metallica
This is what people who don’t like rock music perceive as rock music. Generic thrashing of instruments in an attempt to exert a ‘metal’ rhythm.
Perhaps it works in their studio albums, as this is probably the worst introduction to Metallica someone can have. A 2 hour live album.
I’ve no idea why this is in the list. Hopefully the next Metallica album that comes up is not soon, and is shorter.
2
Mar 27 2024
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Sign 'O' The Times
Prince
A fantastic example of 80s singer-songwriter pop.
Whilst definitely not to my tastes, I can certainly enjoy the more energetic, synth-based tracks, and can tolerate the more generic ones. I am quite averse to the slower “love songs” with questionable lyrics.
A tad long, but still really quite enjoyable, with some songs standing out as ones to listen to again.
3
Mar 28 2024
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Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & Garfunkel
Some great acoustic stuff, with some fun numbers intertwined with a few slightly longer emotional tracks.
Certainly an enjoyable and easily-listenable album via its warm atmosphere and short length, with a similar sound throughout despite the variation in emotions.
3
Mar 29 2024
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Doolittle
Pixies
boppy and at most points very loud alternative rock.
in terms of vocals, they range from comforting to seriously screechy, the latter of which is far more prevalent across the 15-song album- condensed into just 38 minutes, via a collection of short, energetic numbers.
it's mostly enjoyable, but I wouldn't say it's something to revisit.
3
Mar 30 2024
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Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
4
Mar 31 2024
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Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters
A mix of somewhat tolerable, quite poor and downright horrendous disco tracks make for an album that is most certainly not for me.
Starting off fairly well with Laura, we quickly spiral downwards with the horrendous dance cover of Comfortably Numb, plunging further into the depths with the awful combination of Tits On The Radio and Filthy/Gorgeous.
No thanks.
2
Apr 01 2024
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Madman Across The Water
Elton John
This really is as expected: a collection of uninteresting piano ballads, save the surprising exception of the title track, which actually has some interesting aspects and energy, and is now one of two genuinely enjoyable Elton John songs I have heard, alongside Bennie And The Jets.
In all, some nice background ballads. Not bad, not particularly great.
3
Apr 02 2024
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Automatic For The People
R.E.M.
An interesting mix of alt-rock belters and slower piano and strings-based ballads, the latter of which I certainly wasn’t expecting.
It is easy to see the influence that R.E.M. had on bands that followed in the coming decades, and evidently this album was a cementing statement to hold their alt-rock greats status.
3
Apr 03 2024
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#1 Record
Big Star
A seriously great mix of relaxed and, well, powerful power pop.
This really is another somewhat obscure 70s rock-and-roll album, but its conformity doesn’t mean it isn't enjoyable, and in fact this album was seminal to its sound. It might have been done better since, but that does not distract from this album’s enjoyability.
3
Apr 04 2024
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Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
Well, it’s a collection of short and snappy political punk-rock tracks.
This isn’t really a good thing for me, as whilst some tracks are good fun, I feel like as a vessel for a political message, this album doesn’t feel right. Perhaps it did at the time of release, as I feel the same about the album that it is most compared to, Never Mind The Bollocks.
3
Apr 05 2024
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Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
It’s hard to ignore just how much of an arsehole Jerry Lee Lewis was, but it is most certainly worth it to sit back and appreciate his immense stage presence, condensed into an easily digestible and enjoyable 22 minutes.
The fast-paced mix of highly energetic tracks is driven by Lewis’ piano work and enveloping vocals, the listener launched from one to the next in quick succession. A truly monumental performance, and record.
4
Apr 06 2024
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
It’s not hard to see and hear why Bob Marley is so heralded, not just in rastafarianism and reggae but in music as a whole.
I don’t like reggae. I find it repetitive and sluggish at most times. But this record is something different. This record is Bob Marley at his best.
Perhaps it was because I listened to it on an original LP, complete with intense crackling, but I don’t think that can skew my opinion too much, and that opinion is that this is an excellent album. It’s still not particularly within my tastes, but I can absolutely appreciate it culturally and musically.
3
Apr 07 2024
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Beautiful Freak
Eels
Well, this really was some background-listening worthy alternative rock.
There really isn’t much to write home about, other than that I am not averse to any of the tracks, and would most definitely warm to most on re-listen.
With the exception of Susan’s House and perhaps Mental, these are some bang-average alt-rock tunes.
3
Apr 08 2024
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Maxinquaye
Tricky
Some excellent instrumentation and a great overall soundscape is tarnished by annoying vocals and some seriously horrible lyrics at points.
I have no problem with an overlying theme of sex in an album, just look at Vespertine. But this? “I fuck you in the ass, just for a laugh”? No thanks. Keep that to yourself please.
My main gripe however is around half of the vocals, being seriously unpleasant over-the-top Britishness. It’s such a shame, because the instrumentation is, as mentioned, excellent. Not a bad album by any means, just absolutely not for me.
3
Apr 09 2024
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Transformer
Lou Reed
I could easily rate this highly just because of its ‘classic’ status, but I am rating it highly because, aside from its impact and the argument that it did many things ‘first’, it is a fantastic album.
It isn’t just heralded ‘classics’ like Perfect Day and Walk On the Wild Side that make this album great, although these may indeed be my two favourites. The majority of the remaining tracks pack almost the same glam rock punch.
4
Apr 10 2024
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Movies
Holger Czukay
I am pleasantly surprised. This was some seriously cool experimental krautrock. Colour me impressed.
I have not listened to Can, or any krautrock at all for that matter until now. I can be sure that I will rectify this soon.
A mix of ambient, rock, and at some points comedy, this album, despite having only four songs, manages to be rather diverse and very enjoyable.
4
Apr 11 2024
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Thriller
Michael Jackson
If you owned a radio anywhere on Earth in the 1980s, you knew Michael Jackson. This album is popular for a reason, and that reason is that it’s absolutely phenomenal. Nobody made pop music this good before, and nobody has made pop music this good since.
The King of pop is, and will always be, Michael Jackson.
4
Apr 12 2024
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Under Construction
Missy Elliott
As the title and the opening track outlines, this is an exhibition of an artist that needs some improvements.
Half of this album is Elliott getting indiscriminately angry, and the other half is her describing (often vulgarly) her sex appeal, which she defends in a strange PSA in the middle of the album. Both of these halves fit into the general theme of Elliott gloating about herself.
So, does the quality of the album warrant the narcissism in the lyrics? Not particularly. Some songs are up there rivalling the old-school hip-hop that inspired the album, and some are a serious chore to listen to.
2
Apr 13 2024
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Morrison Hotel
The Doors
There is no mistaking that The Doors were instrumental to the mainstream popularity of American Rock, and this can be seen evidently on Morrison Hotel.
Sonically similar throughout, the signature Doors sound is only altered in terms of tempo, and this is all as well, as over thirty-seven minutes, Jim and the gang muster up a storm of timeless rock.
4
Apr 14 2024
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Opus Dei
Laibach
It’s this sort of proto-Rammstein industrial rock that I’m really averse to.
It’s an amalgamation of strange gurgling German covers of already-mediocre songs, combined with a soundscape fit for greasy-haired neckbeard neo-nazis. Actually, scratch that comparison. The last song includes an excerpt from a fucking Churchill speech.
How on Earth did this make it onto the list.
2
Apr 15 2024
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Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
This is what happens when the music you make is so great, that even people indifferent to jazz will buy your album.
Beyond its cemented status as one of the defining albums of the twentieth century, I find it impossible to think how an arrangement of trumpet, sax, piano, bass and drums can create such a supraliminal, fixating soundscape.
But Miles pulled it off. Miles pulled off the best jazz album I’ve ever heard.
5
Apr 16 2024
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Frank
Amy Winehouse
This album did the opposite of what I was expecting, by starting off really quite badly, and seriously picking up steam towards the end.
It’s not hard to see why Amy Winehouse is so revered, although admittedly not usually for this album. She certainly has a great voice, I’m just not sure I like it as much as everyone else seems to.
It’s used to great effect in the latter half, where In My Bed and Help Yourself rescue this album from an ‘unfavourable’ rating. The epilogue isn’t half bad either. In fact if this album skipped the first seven tracks and started at In My Bed, it’d be good. Still not something I’d choose to listen to, but good nonetheless.
3
Apr 17 2024
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Kick Out The Jams (Live)
MC5
A fantastic combination of two live performances, showcasing MC5’s proto-punk capabilities.
There’s honestly not much else to say about this other than that it’s bloody well great. Some seriously cool classic rock.
3
Apr 18 2024
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The Dark Side Of The Moon
Pink Floyd
Often regarded as the greatest album experience of all time.
Whilst I don’t think it’s the best ever, let alone the best by Pink Floyd, I do think it is absolutely sublime.
Some may say that songs like On The Run are filler, and indeed they blend with the rest of the soundscape. But this is not at all a negative, as the aforementioned soundscape is utterly transfixing.
Truly phenomenal.
5
Apr 19 2024
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Cupid & Psyche 85
Scritti Politti
Ah. It’s a collection of 80s disco light-hearted synth-based half-arsed love songs.
Most certainly not my thing. There’s nothing I’m actually repulsed by, and there’s even some stand-out synthy sections. But overall, it’s really nothing more than what I outlined in the first paragraph.
2
Apr 25 2024
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At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band
This absolutely blew me away.
Over an hour of the supreme work of the late Dickey Betts is utterly mesmerising, making this truly a live performance for all time.
Insane song lengths are welcome when there’s such excellent production.
4
Apr 26 2024
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Tea for the Tillerman
Cat Stevens
On relisten, Stevens’ folk classic still holds up as a… folk classic.
You simply cannot go wrong with a collection of short folk songs with a soothing voice at the helm.
4
Apr 27 2024
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The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem
Disgusting in every sense of the word.
Before this, I saw Eminem as a mediocre rapper for edgy 12 year old white boys. And indeed he is. But some of the stuff in here is absolutely horrible, and unfit for listening for anyone, let alone his apparent pre-teen audience.
The abhorrent lyrics are still present in the hits Stan and The Real Slim Shady. The only bearable song on this album really is the one where Eminem doesn’t open his mouth until 2 minutes in, Remember Me?.
Putting the lyrics aside, it’s still mediocre beats at best. Mr Mathers is another self-centred rapper who thinks he’s the shit. But in fact, he’s just shit. Absolute shit.
1
Apr 28 2024
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers
It’s an excessively long collection of some often boring funk rock, layered with a few very enjoyable stand-outs.
It does what lots of other funk rock and rap rock bands do, but slightly worse. It’s just… alright rock, aside from genuine enjoyability in Suck My Kiss, Mellowship Slinky in B Major and the title track.
3
Apr 29 2024
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Rubber Soul
Beatles
Supposedly this album marks the point which The Beatles transitioned from bubbly pop to start their most well-received experimental music.
Well, to me, this is still quite bubbly in most parts. Not that that’s a negative thing, it’s just a bit too chirpy to make up anything that great.
It can’t be doubted that they’re the masters of short and snappy pop numbers. In that regard, it’s excellent. In the regard of most other things musical, it’s considerably less excellent, though still enjoyable.
3
Apr 30 2024
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Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
Despite the unsavoury lyrics centred around senseless gang violence, I can most certainly appreciate the conceptual drive behind this album.
It’s inevitable that a combination of so many great MCs could make a record this good. The beats are excellent and are complimented well by the respective flows of all members involved.
4
May 01 2024
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Rain Dogs
Tom Waits
In a mix of quick successive ~2 minute tracks and slightly longer more complex ones, Waits’ 55 minute blues-driven effort is an interesting listen, primarily due to the somewhat alternative vocals.
The slightly more drawn-out Clap Hands and Gun Street Girl are the standouts for me, not to discredit the remainder of the album’s (shorter) catalogue.
3
May 02 2024
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Eliminator
ZZ Top
It’s southern rock, it’s not going to go anywhere past the realms of easy listening and ‘this-would-be-good-if-played-whilst-driving-down-a-highway-in-texas’ territory.
So with the exception of the classic Sharp Dressed Man and the great trivia that the only one in the band without a beard has the surname Beard, it’s not much to write home about.
3
May 03 2024
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Bright Flight
Silver Jews
It’s that sort of bedroom-produced slacker rock that seems to be highly loved, although usually primarily in America, where I’m sure it has more of a homely feeling.
And it’s a nice, inoffensive listen. And that is all it does for me. The sort of album that I wouldn’t mind listening to a lot if it was the only CD in my car, but otherwise not something I’d really come back to.
3
Jun 11 2024
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Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
I think I’d rather that this album be worse than it is, because it’s just so incredibly average.
Almost anything that I’ve heard from this band has been the most dragging, boring rock possible. It’s almost impressive just how middle-of-the-road it is.
Occasionally a song will start with a cool riff, but then after about a minute it doesn’t develop at all, and Grohl’s vocals kill it off completely.
2
Sep 02 2024
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Broken English
Marianne Faithfull
In an incredible comeback from years of drug abuse and anorexia, Marianne Faithfull laid down a steady mix of new wave tracks, evolving from the relatively light-hearted earworm of the title track to the angry, explicit vulgarity of Why’d Ya Do It, a truly ballsy way to end any album, let alone your make-or-break comeback.
And I for one think she made it. Even the cover of John Lennon’s best song doesn’t ruin it, a new twist with differing vocals makes for an all-round interesting listen. A nice surprise for an album that I hadn’t heard of.
3
Sep 03 2024
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Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
An incredible collection of consistently emotive and intimate songwriting, bolstered by commanding instrumentation.
It’s one of the most sacred and heralded singer-songwriter albums, and for good reason. It is one of a special select few albums where its lyrics can genuinely be held as poetry in themselves.
A truly timeless piece.
4
Sep 04 2024
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Doggystyle
Snoop Dogg
Sure, it’s consistently vulgar and offensive throughout, but it’s not just for the sake of it. It’s intertwined with tremendous production, West Coast gangsta culture and usage of samples.
As with a lot of rap albums, it’s medium-short songs in succession to compile nearly an hour’s tracklist, so it is a bit excessive. But it really doesn’t feel all too long here, as the listening experience is fun, and the album is cleverly chronological.
Most certainly not my style, but I can get behind a few tracks.
3
Sep 05 2024
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Jack Takes the Floor
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Whilst it doesn’t really stray past the boundaries of a small collection of folk songs, it is a great collection at that.
Listening through is a similar experience to as if Elliott was performing these songs in the room with you. It’s never emotional, but it is often intimate and homely. And for that I can commend this beyond just a collection of folk songs.
But not much beyond, as I’m sure this is another throwaway album with a mixture of originals and covers of traditional songs. Nothing extra special, but certainly not mundane.
3
Sep 06 2024
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Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix
In an hour-fifteen whirlwind of frenetic yet controlled rock, Hendrix and the rest of the Experience manufacture a truly sensual experience on the ears.
Building on the constant backing of heavy blues rock, layers of psychedelia are piled up to construct mammoth tracks such as Voodoo Chile - lined with just-as-punchy shorter intermediate numbers, including the renowned classics of Crosstown Traffic, All Along the Watchtower and Voodoo Child (Slight Return).
The complete package of rock, and the quintessential demonstration of Hendrix’s massiveness.
4
Sep 07 2024
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Marquee Moon
Television
This is what Post-Punk and Art Rock are about. This is the benchmark for anyone who wanted to make a record of any similarity afterward.
It’s a mastery told in eight tracks of a varying length, the longest of which, the title track, is undoubtedly the standout, an incredible showcase that ticks all possible boxes of even the most strict music snob.
A true, genuine classic within rock as a whole alongside just punk.
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