Mar 01 2024
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Tres Hombres
ZZ Top
Not bad, but rather forgettable. Nothing interesting is going on here. I'll give ZZ Top the benefit of the doubt, give 'em an excuse, and say it just hasn't aged well and leave it at that...
2
Mar 02 2024
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Rio
Duran Duran
So much filler. But godamn do I love those hits.
3
Mar 03 2024
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Getz/Gilberto
Stan Getz
3
Mar 04 2024
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Doggystyle
Snoop Dogg
A great reminder how great Dr. Dre is. Also a great reminder how much I love P-Funk.
Kinda wish this site gave me one of their albums instead.
3
Mar 05 2024
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My Generation
The Who
Guitarist pedo pete is not only a pedo, but those who can separate the art and the artist are in for a massively overrated, unimpressive and boring album.
disclaimer: I'm very biased against pedophiles and didn't give this a fair shot.
1
Mar 06 2024
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Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
It took me a while to get around to checking out Sam Cooke. I know how influential he is and how highly everyone speaks of him and perhaps that's why he hasn't clicked for me? People have taken so much influence from him, that he no longer sounds fresh?
I was able to enjoy the live show despite the lacklustre quality due to its historical significance. But beyond being able to hear what a great early '60s show was like, I didn't get much out of this album.
2
Mar 07 2024
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Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3
Mar 08 2024
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Steve McQueen
Prefab Sprout
Oh boy, it started ok but quickly became incredibly uninteresting. A catchy hook here and there got me hoping for more but it just kept getting worse. Just unoffensive and dull album that I don't need to (and definitely don't want to) listen to again.
1
Mar 09 2024
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The Fat Of The Land
The Prodigy
3
Mar 11 2024
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Live Through This
Hole
Sorry Kathleen Hanna (and to a lesser extend Dave Grohl) but this album is great.
Not sorry to internet nerds that hate Courtney for no good reason though.
4
Mar 12 2024
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To Pimp A Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar
Sometimes the hits are hits for a reason. This album is phenomenal. Dare I say almost perfect.
The length is a bit of an issue and I do prefer good kid. Curious to see if it continues to age well. Not sure people will remember the random negus spelling bee in the future
4
Mar 13 2024
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Scum
Napalm Death
Technically impressive. But honestly, I don’t get it. Despite multiple listens I couldn’t understand the lyrics. I love punk, hardcore, and most fast and loud music (from musicians that aren’t anywhere near as technically gifted as Napalm Death), but I couldn’t get into this album regardless how hard I tried. I feel like everything just kind of jumbled together to my ears. Every song sounded like the same mush.
Maybe I should give myself 2 stars instead of the album…
I’m glad I had an excuse to check this out but frankly I don’t think I want to revisit anytime soon.
2
Mar 14 2024
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Back In Black
AC/DC
Im pretty sure 75% of these songs were written by ai.
Don’t get me wrong. I love a sweet riff and guitar solo. I like the high pitched yell of Brian Johnson. Im not against him being repetitive and his immature innuendo humour is a guilty please of mine.
But holyyyyy do these songs need to be 5+ minutes?
And do we really need that formula repeated throughout the whole album? It turns one brain to mush before they can actually enjoy the strong moments (which are incredible).
I normally hate « greatest hits » albums but AC/DC might be the perfect band to skip their discog and just go for the hits.
2
Mar 15 2024
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Ray Of Light
Madonna
I thought this was going to be my first listen. However, I soon realized I have actually listened to this album a ton... My mom used to have this CD and play it in the car when I was very young. It was pretty cool to teleport back to 20+ years ago
Once that wore off, I found this incredibly boring...
sorry mom :(
2
Mar 16 2024
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
3
Mar 17 2024
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At Budokan
Cheap Trick
So generic and uninteresting I'm unable to give this a detailed review.
1
Mar 18 2024
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The Dreaming
Kate Bush
2
Mar 19 2024
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Ramones
Ramones
"brevity is the soul of wit" - B̶i̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶S̶ Ramones
every album should contain 14 songs and a sub-30 minute length
3
Mar 20 2024
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Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
The kind of music you'd hear at a shitty american restaurant that claims to serve authentic Italian food...
much like the food at said restaurants, this album is incredibly bland.
frankie gets an extra star for being talented and I suppose unoffensive and bad is better than offensive and bad
2
Mar 21 2024
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The Colour Of Spring
Talk Talk
3
Mar 22 2024
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AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
3
Mar 23 2024
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Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
Rip off artist Elvis has ironically been ripped off to the point where his music is no longer interesting. Especially 70 years later...
2
Mar 24 2024
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Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
3
Mar 25 2024
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Rattus Norvegicus
The Stranglers
2
Mar 26 2024
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Remain In Light
Talking Heads
Nothing to say that hasn’t been said 100x before.
I don’t like to give 5 stars unless an album is literally perfect. That’s the case here
5
Mar 27 2024
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Reggatta De Blanc
The Police
unfortunately I'm not a suburban dad at a poolside barbeque and therefore don't like this album.
2
Mar 28 2024
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Arise
Sepultura
3
Mar 29 2024
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Heartbreaker
Ryan Adams
I first read Bryan Adams and was horrified... Unfortunately, Ryan Adams is somehow worse
1
Mar 31 2024
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Be
Common
Common releasing a mid 00s album produced by J Dilla and Kanye was never gonna be mid
4
Apr 01 2024
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Legalize It
Peter Tosh
Weed is tight… got it. Thanks…
1
Apr 02 2024
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Pearl
Janis Joplin
2
Apr 03 2024
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Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
4
Apr 04 2024
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Supa Dupa Fly
Missy Elliott
2
Apr 05 2024
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The Score
Fugees
3
Apr 06 2024
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Innervisions
Stevie Wonder
2
Apr 07 2024
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More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
4
Apr 08 2024
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Shake Your Money Maker
The Black Crowes
People who like greta van fleet should probably check out this band....
1
Apr 09 2024
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Chirping Crickets
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
2
Apr 10 2024
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Rust In Peace
Megadeth
it might've been cool in 1990... but it certainly isn't cool in 2024.
I thought trash was supposed to be fast. While I guess it's technically true. Every song is so repetitive that they feel like they barely move. By the time the guitar solos come around, I'm numb.
2 stars because I'm sure Mustaine's current music sucks more now that he's a weirdo christian and right-wing nutjob.
2
Apr 11 2024
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L'Eau Rouge
The Young Gods
3
Apr 12 2024
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Music for the Masses
Depeche Mode
2
Apr 13 2024
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Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
3
Apr 14 2024
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Youth And Young Manhood
Kings of Leon
I thought I hated KoL... turns out I only hate what they became.
Baffling to think they abandoned the good qualities of this album and embraced the bad qualities.
3
Apr 16 2024
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Station To Station
David Bowie
4
Apr 18 2024
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Let's Stay Together
Al Green
3
Apr 19 2024
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Tanto Tempo
Bebel Gilberto
2
Apr 20 2024
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Made In Japan
Deep Purple
Is this some kind of pre-Spinal Tap joke album?
It's a bunch of self-indulgent and embarrassing nonsense...
1
Apr 21 2024
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Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & Garfunkel
3
Apr 22 2024
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Virgin Suicides
Air
2
Apr 24 2024
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Ace of Spades
Motörhead
2
Apr 25 2024
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Vincebus Eruptum
Blue Cheer
2
Apr 26 2024
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Billion Dollar Babies
Alice Cooper
While listening to this album, I kept thinking about how well Alice Cooper would do on The Muppet show. A quick google showed me that Jim Henson realized that 50 years ago.
3
Apr 27 2024
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So
Peter Gabriel
I wish I could say this was so so. Instead, I got one of the most agonizing albums I've ever heard.
I suppose art is supposed to make one feel things. I felt pure rage and hatred towards the hack known as Peter Gabriel. Fuck him and his "music"
1
Apr 29 2024
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The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks
Literally perfect - but y’all knew that already
5
Apr 30 2024
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2112
Rush
What's up with the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high? I wonder if he talks like an ordinary guy?
Either way, he's corny and Neil Peart can only do so much
2
May 01 2024
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Odessa
Bee Gees
Most artists found disco and embarrassed themselves.
The Bee Gees were ahead of the curve and managed to embarrass themselves before finding disco.
1
May 02 2024
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3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul
2
May 03 2024
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Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea
PJ Harvey
3
May 05 2024
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The Hour Of Bewilderbeast
Badly Drawn Boy
Those dorky Portland hipsters must've lost their minds over this.
2
May 07 2024
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She's So Unusual
Cyndi Lauper
1
May 08 2024
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California
American Music Club
I'm sure the lead singer got shoved in countless high school lockers. Picturing that was the only enjoyable part of my listen.
1
May 09 2024
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Strange Cargo III
William Orbit
2
May 10 2024
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The Coral
The Coral
If you were a tumblr addict who wore lensless glasses, V-necks and scarfs in the summer of 2013, I cannot recommend this enough.
1
May 11 2024
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Automatic For The People
R.E.M.
2
May 12 2024
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Mermaid Avenue
Billy Bragg
2
May 13 2024
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Vauxhall And I
Morrissey
2
May 14 2024
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The Doors
The Doors
3
May 15 2024
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Sail Away
Randy Newman
he's gotta be putting on that voice right? Buddy sounds like a cartoon character that just had an anvil fall on their head.
Every time I would start to get into it, his voice would take me out.
2
May 16 2024
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Henry's Dream
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Not to be confused with Henri's dream (where a chicken asks you to stop eating meat)
3
May 18 2024
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Synchronicity
The Police
ACAB
1
May 19 2024
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Moon Safari
Air
3
May 20 2024
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Achtung Baby
U2
2
May 21 2024
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The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
Most of the alleged “perfect” albums are overrated…. This one ain’t.
5
May 22 2024
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Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf
2
May 23 2024
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Marquee Moon
Television
When I was in high school I went through a punk phase. That’s long over.
I guess I’m post-punk now
5
May 24 2024
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So Much For The City
The Thrills
2
May 25 2024
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The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
3
May 26 2024
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Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival
2
May 27 2024
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Bongo Rock
Incredible Bongo Band
2
May 28 2024
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Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys
2
May 29 2024
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Killing Joke
Killing Joke
4
May 31 2024
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Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo
Devo
The fact that no one has been able to top this in almost 50 years is proof of devolution.
5
Jun 02 2024
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The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2
Jun 03 2024
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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Iron Butterfly
This sounds like rock and/or roll (also shit)
1
Jun 04 2024
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Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
Jazz so smooth you can call it flat....
2
Jun 06 2024
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The Holy Bible
Manic Street Preachers
oh yes politics... mhmm i know what's going on
2
Jun 07 2024
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The Band
The Band
3
Jun 08 2024
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Heroes
David Bowie
3
Jun 09 2024
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One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
2
Jun 10 2024
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Mott
Mott The Hoople
1
Jun 11 2024
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Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
3
Jun 13 2024
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Eagles
Eagles
oh no.... they do fucking suck
1
Jun 14 2024
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Garbage
Garbage
not garbage
3
Jun 15 2024
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Blue
Joni Mitchell
2
Jun 17 2024
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Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
2
Jun 18 2024
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Violator
Depeche Mode
3
Jun 19 2024
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Gasoline Alley
Rod Stewart
2
Jun 20 2024
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Fisherman's Blues
The Waterboys
1
Jun 21 2024
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Arrival
ABBA
The first time I've listened to ABBA front to back. I thought I liked 'em but after the 33-minute listen, I can safely say that ABBA is best in small doses.
2
Jun 22 2024
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Tusk
Fleetwood Mac
2
Jun 23 2024
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Darklands
The Jesus And Mary Chain
Hell yeah I love the rain
5
Jun 24 2024
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American Gothic
David Ackles
omg will this nerd shut up already
1
Jun 25 2024
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This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
2
Jun 26 2024
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Tapestry
Carole King
4
Jun 27 2024
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I Against I
Bad Brains
2
Jun 28 2024
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Good Old Boys
Randy Newman
2
Jun 29 2024
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21
Adele
1
Jun 30 2024
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The Bones Of What You Believe
CHVRCHES
1
Jul 01 2024
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E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
2
Jul 02 2024
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Fear Of Music
Talking Heads
Groovy
4
Jul 06 2024
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OK Computer
Radiohead
I mean
5
Jul 07 2024
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Dookie
Green Day
4
Jul 08 2024
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Microshift
Hookworms
1
Jul 13 2024
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Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
4