1001 Albums Summary

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290
Albums Rated
3.24
Average Rating
27%
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1960
Favorite Decade
Punk
Favorite Genre
UK
Top Origin
Wordsmith
Rater Style ?
36
5-Star Albums
17
1-Star Albums

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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Unhalfbricking
Fairport Convention
5 3.14 +1.86
A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
5 3.29 +1.71
The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks
5 3.4 +1.6
The Fat Of The Land
The Prodigy
5 3.4 +1.6
A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
5 3.43 +1.57
James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
5 3.44 +1.56
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers
5 3.47 +1.53
Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
5 3.48 +1.52
Here's Little Richard
Little Richard
5 3.54 +1.46
Morrison Hotel
The Doors
5 3.57 +1.43

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
1 4.04 -3.04
Blackstar
David Bowie
1 3.48 -2.48
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
1 3.36 -2.36
The Slim Shady LP
Eminem
1 3.27 -2.27
Ambient 1/Music For Airports
Brian Eno
1 3.07 -2.07
A Seat at the Table
Solange
1 3 -2
The New Tango
Astor Piazzolla
1 2.88 -1.88
Roots
Sepultura
1 2.78 -1.78
Isn't Anything
My Bloody Valentine
1 2.75 -1.75
Phaedra
Tangerine Dream
1 2.73 -1.73

Artists

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
Bob Dylan 5 4.2
Beatles 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
David Bowie 6 2.33

5-Star Albums (36)

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Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel

Still can’t quite figure out how I feel about Peter Gabriel. Listened to about 3/4 of it and thought it was okay. Gave it second chance a couple of hours later with the volume turned up and enjoyed it a lot more. Would listen again.

Roots by Sepultura

I’m sorry. I can’t. Not on a happy, sunny day like this.

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis

I really don’t like jazz. It genuinely sounds like anti-music to me at times. Maybe that’s the point. And if it is, ‘tis a silly point. This was very tough to listen to at times, and in a shrill, offensive way rather than an insipid, pathetic way. And the highlights of the album were when the saxophone wasn’t playing and some geezer was essentially just softly tapping a cymbal and some other geezer was playing Grade 1 double bass, which is pretty damning for poor old Miles. It’s hard scoring a musical “great/pioneer/major influence” so poorly, but, as a friend once said to me, the winner of The Biggest Loser is still a fat c*nt. And by that logic, jazz by one of the greatest jazz musicians ever is still jazz. It’s a 1 from me.

1989 by Taylor Swift

I (naively?) expected way better, and I wanted it to be good. So generic and uninspiring.

1-Star Albums (17)

All Ratings (290)

Jul 04 2025

I actually listened to the first half of it was amazed how much I liked the first four or tracks. Fun and funky. Thought it was going to be a 4….until it descended into generic rap that just isn’t for me. I’ll quit while I’m ahead and call it a 3.

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel
Jul 07 2025

Back to form with Simon & Garfunkel. Grew on me more and more as it went on. A solid 4 for me, Clive.

Nevermind by Nirvana
Jul 08 2025

There’s some truth in Stevo’s assessment. “Filler” might be a bit much, but the second half is certainly less accessible and geared more towards the purists. But the start is unreal and the impact of the album and some of those individual tracks is unquestionable. A reshuffle of the tracks would make this a pretty seamless top score - and I agree with Joe G that it’s probably a 4.5 - but I gave Elliott Smith a 3, so I think this needs to be a 5.

The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Jul 12 2025

Almost a five just because I don’t know if I could listen to anything else for 3 hours and not get bored.

Who's Next by The Who
Jul 14 2025

Never listened to a Who album before and really enjoyed that. It’s a shame I was reminded of failed Nu Metal band Staind towards the end, but that in turn reminded me of Limp Bizkit, so it evened out.

Court And Spark by Joni Mitchell
Jul 15 2025

I’m confident that every single Joni Mitchell album will be 3/5.

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Jul 17 2025

I love Janis. I could listen to her wail like a banshee to the background of blues music for hours on end (Zena has previously complained about that actually happening). I enjoyed this so much, I’d like to officially change my ratings of Nirvana and Derek & the Dominoes (Layla is a bit overrated in my opinion) to four stars. This is the new five star standard.

Scott 2 by Scott Walker
Jul 18 2025

Essentially the same song twelve times. I didn’t like the song.

Graceland by Paul Simon
Jul 19 2025

This is a 5-star album

Third by Soft Machine
Jul 20 2025

Even John Thomson’s character in the Fast Show Jazz Club sketches would struggle to put a positive spin on this incoherent, self-important, prog-rocky jazz nonsense.

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar
Jul 21 2025

The music is a 3, the vocals/lyrics are a 1, so I think a 2 is fair. Also, unlike Scott Walker, it has something about it. I don’t know / understand what that is, but I feel like that’s my problem.

Raw Power by The Stooges
Jul 22 2025

Don’t mind me a bit of punk so long as it’s the right dose at the right time. This toed the line pretty well and verged on a 4 at times, but was ultimately a bit too raw for me.

A Seat at the Table by Solange
Jul 23 2025

Really not for me. Even the initial redeeming qualities faded into meh by the end.

Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Jul 24 2025

Never understood the fascination with Ozzy Osborne. Terrible voice. Music is solid, though. Hard to dislike if you like anything even slightly heavy. Very much a 3 from me.

Guitar Town by Steve Earle
Jul 25 2025

On the too cheesy side of fine, so just fell into the 2 zone at the end.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Jul 26 2025

The issue with this album is that some of the songs are so overplayed that it waters down the impact of listening to them in album form. But (a) it’s not their fault I was born 8 years after its release and (b) I’m not willing to mark down for good songwriting.

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips
Jul 27 2025

One of the most fascinating things I’ve heard since Joe Graham told me he knew a guy who thought Savage Garden were better than the Beatles. It was unique, quirky and really quite beautiful in places. Listening to it, I didn’t know if I’d been transported to a spa or the waiting room for the afterlife. It turned out that I was still just in my office, but I thoroughly enjoyed the journey nonetheless.

Bert Jansch by Bert Jansch
Jul 28 2025

Probably a really good version of that type of music. Just doesn’t float my boat enough.

Synchronicity by The Police
Jul 30 2025

This is the second Police album that I’ve listened to, and the second time I’ve been massively disappointed. A couple of good songs surrounded by uninspiring and/or pretentious pseudo-jazz/reggae. Don’t get it. Don’t like it.

Daydream Nation by Sonic Youth
Jul 31 2025

I was excited about this one because I’d never listened to Sonic Youth before. It didn’t disappoint. Loved the overall sound and feel to it. I’d always assumed they were mid-90’s grunge and similar to Smashing Pumpkins (possibly because they both appeared in the Simpson’s episode where Homer has a cannonball fired at his gut), so it was heavier than I expected, but that was a positive. It drifted a little bit in the middle, but a strong start and a strong finish (particularly the last track) make this a strong four.

Killing Joke by Killing Joke
Aug 01 2025

Would have preferred the instrumental version, but overall fine.

The Genius Of Ray Charles by Ray Charles
Aug 02 2025

I really wanted to give this a 4, but it just didn’t do it for me. Maybe a victim of its age, but I enjoyed Ella Fitzgerald a lot more - and that was three hours’ worth.

Aug 03 2025

Enjoyed that. Great sound - especially for a live album. Vocals and riffs on point. Made me want to go to a Motörhead gig….until I remembered that I’d be very out of place and scared….and that Lemmy is dead.

Aug 04 2025

Fresh and funky. Impossible not to jig along to. Way better than angry rap. A good example of this process broadening my horizons (even though I’ll almost certainly never listen to it again). And a beneficiary of my decision to award Elliot Smith 3 stars. All signs point to a 4.

OK Computer by Radiohead
Aug 05 2025

Lovely to hear the start of Electioneering again. 5 for that alone.

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis
Aug 06 2025

I really don’t like jazz. It genuinely sounds like anti-music to me at times. Maybe that’s the point. And if it is, ‘tis a silly point. This was very tough to listen to at times, and in a shrill, offensive way rather than an insipid, pathetic way. And the highlights of the album were when the saxophone wasn’t playing and some geezer was essentially just softly tapping a cymbal and some other geezer was playing Grade 1 double bass, which is pretty damning for poor old Miles. It’s hard scoring a musical “great/pioneer/major influence” so poorly, but, as a friend once said to me, the winner of The Biggest Loser is still a fat c*nt. And by that logic, jazz by one of the greatest jazz musicians ever is still jazz. It’s a 1 from me.

Highly Evolved by The Vines
Aug 07 2025

A shit version of the Stereophonics. Plus some unnecessary shouting.

Back In Black by AC/DC
Aug 09 2025

Saved by a couple of classic/catchy riffs/songs, but otherwise actually quite boring.

Hysteria by Def Leppard
Aug 11 2025

Dated and cheesy, but not hard to listen to. And I’m an absolute sucker for Pour Some Sugar on Me.

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
Aug 12 2025

Fine. Not fussed either way about Johnny Cash.

The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers
Aug 13 2025

Really good. The right level of heavy for me. A strong four.

Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel
Aug 15 2025

Still can’t quite figure out how I feel about Peter Gabriel. Listened to about 3/4 of it and thought it was okay. Gave it second chance a couple of hours later with the volume turned up and enjoyed it a lot more. Would listen again.

Parallel Lines by Blondie
Aug 18 2025

Outstanding. Unequivocally one of the greatest albums ever written.

Abbey Road by Beatles
Aug 19 2025

Almost as good as the Best of the Beatles.

Moss Side Story by Barry Adamson
Aug 20 2025

Hmm. Tough one. It was an album comprised of really good interludes, so I was getting increasingly frustrating that it didn’t go anywhere. Once I came to terms with that (and found out that it was written as a soundtrack / score to an imaginary crime movie), I found it a more interesting concept….albeit a bit of a pretentious one. Probably a 2.5 but I’ll mark up because it didn’t annoy me musically.

Soul Mining by The The
Aug 22 2025

Close to something I’d really like, but not quite there. Also, ‘tis a silly name for a band, so marked down for that.

Disraeli Gears by Cream
Aug 25 2025

Saved by its general bluesy-ness - particularly on the very enjoyable Take it Back - but otherwise, surprisingly, I didn’t really like it.

Young Americans by David Bowie
Aug 26 2025

More infuriatingly erratic stuff from Mr. Bowie. Certainly better than Aladdin Sane, but miles apart from “Rise and Fall….” I tried really hard to like it, and it was getting there. Ultimately, if Bowie wasn’t always signing over the music, it would be a 4. But he is, so it isn’t.

A Girl Called Dusty by Dusty Springfield
Aug 27 2025

Really disappointing to hear Mockingbird without Dumb & Dumber signing over it, but otherwise fine.

Blur by Blur
Aug 28 2025

Really strong start. MOR and On Your Own are arguably my two favourite Blur songs, and the opening two tracks are solid. However, the rest didn’t really do it for me. It felt quite long and uninspiring at times. One of those albums where a number of 9-10/10 songs are watered down by an equal number of 5/10’s, averaging it out at a solid 7-8/10

Highway to Hell by AC/DC
Aug 29 2025

Much better than the previous offering. More accessible musically to the layperson. The voice can still be quite grating, but it really is some enjoyable rock/metal (Beating Around the Bush was fantastic). I think they’ve earned a 4.

Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Sep 01 2025

Absolutely loved it. Earthy blues rock at its best. There is a strong possibility that I buy this record.

Back to Basics by Christina Aguilera
Sep 03 2025

The first half was dangerously close to a 4, but fortunately/unfortunately it was watered down by the second half.

Good Old Boys by Randy Newman
Sep 04 2025

“Fat old husband walking over….”

Tracy Chapman by Tracy Chapman
Sep 05 2025

I’m sure this is critically acclaimed, important, lauded by musicians, etc., but it just didn’t do anything for me other than be pleasant.

With The Beatles by Beatles
Sep 08 2025

This lot will never amount to anything

Ramones by Ramones
Sep 09 2025

Somehow this album made me nod and drum along whilst simultaneously wanting it to stop

Sep 10 2025

I don’t know why I’m so fascinated by this album. But I am. And I’ve listened to it three times in the past 24 hours. So it’s a different type of 5, but a 5 nonetheless.

Be by Common
Sep 12 2025

Pretty evenly split between 2/5 songs and 4/5 songs. Overall, pretty solid hip hop / rap.

Imagine by John Lennon
Sep 15 2025

Good, but I never quite grasped the overall vibe to it, so it was weaker than the sum of its parts. Just about held on to a 4.

Harvest by Neil Young
Sep 16 2025

Really good. A bit too slow to grab my attention sufficiently enough for a first-listen 5, but has the potential to get there over time.

Licensed To Ill by Beastie Boys
Sep 17 2025

I don’t really know where to begin. There’s a self-awareness that makes their ridiculousness endearing, but they are still ridiculous. Musically, I enjoyed a lot of it, even if it swayed into GCSE-music-presentation-with-Casio-keyboard territory at times. And it’s also somehow simultaneously both of its time and timeless. I’ll give it a 3 because it’s making my head hurt thinking about it.

The Slim Shady LP by Eminem
Sep 18 2025

Silly? Yes. Idiotic? Yes. Turned off after 4 1/2 tracks.

Deserter's Songs by Mercury Rev
Sep 19 2025

Saved by 3 good tracks, but the rest was either weird, lame or awful. The second song sounded like something Tiny Tim would sing in the Muppets Christmas Carol. Probably a 2.5 rounded down.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins
Sep 22 2025

Very good, and certainly 5-star pedigree, but it’s just too long, particularly first time round. My attention waned and it became increasingly hard to remember what had happened previously and how much I liked it.

Station To Station by David Bowie
Sep 24 2025

I’m beginning to think it’s his voice that is the issue

Bubble And Scrape by Sebadoh
Sep 25 2025

Downright awful in places, with echoes of that nonsense George Barnwell played us in first year (Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip?), but with sufficient redeeming qualities to settle at a 2.

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Sep 26 2025

This feels harsh, but it’s a strong 3. Based on the two albums I’ve heard, he’s got a bit of the Bowies about him i.e. there are a couple of classics on each album but the rest is quite unremarkable.

Parklife by Blur
Sep 29 2025

Didn’t have the highs of Blur but also didn’t have the lows. Pretty solid stuff, so a 4….I think….I don’t even know anymore.

Ten by Pearl Jam
Sep 30 2025

5 all the way. Love it.

Melodrama by Lorde
Oct 01 2025

Pretty easy 3. Never in danger of a 2 or a 4.

L'Eau Rouge by The Young Gods
Oct 02 2025

Listening to this album felt like being kidnapped. It was scary and unenjoyable when it first happened. However, I got Stockholm Syndrome halfway through and began to sympathize with - maybe even start liking - my captors. But by the time I escaped, I remembered that this wasn’t the right life for me. I wish them all the best.

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Oct 03 2025

Much better. Interesting how bluesy it was compared to Paranoid and, presumably, their later work. Will listen again.

Heavy Weather by Weather Report
Oct 08 2025

Listened to it yesterday and have since forgotten how much I liked/disliked it. Definitely between a 1 and a 2. Let's let it scape a 2 because it initially made me want to watch a bad 80's movie, which to me is a positive.

Let It Be by The Replacements
Oct 09 2025

Very hit and miss, but, “Gary’s Got a Boner” aside, had enough about it to deserve the benefit of the doubt and settle at a 3.

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
Oct 10 2025

Loved it. Listened to it again straight away. Echoes of Transformer by Lou Reed. Best Bowie contribution so far.

If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears by The Mamas & The Papas
Oct 13 2025

Almost bang on a 3.5. Two great songs and very inoffensive for the remainder. The question is whether it’s inoffensiveness pushes it up 0.5 (because it didn’t annoy me) or down 0.5 (because it was too blah)……I think down, unfortunately, but it’s a very strong 3, which I’m sure will be solace to them.

Home Is Where The Music Is by Hugh Masekela
Oct 14 2025

Started yesterday and listened to about half. Didn’t annoy me as much as other 1’s, and wasn’t unlistenable. Certainly better than Miles’ first offering. Just about a 2.

Bug by Dinosaur Jr.
Oct 15 2025

Joe G: “Noise” Harness: “One of my favourite albums. Glad it’s on there.” Stevo: “Maybe an instrumental version wouldn’t have been that bad” Me: 4 star music with a 1 star singer. It was a pretty comfortable three until “Don’t”, which I had to turn off, resulting in a downgrading to 2.

Honky Tonk Heroes by Waylon Jennings
Oct 16 2025

You know what, it exceeded my expectations more than any album yet, it was short, and it was genuinely enjoyable, so I’m going to give this a 4.

War by U2
Oct 17 2025

Listened to it twice, expecting it to go up from a 4 to a 5. Instead it nearly went down to a 3. Felt like it drifted a bit. A low 4.

Heroes by David Bowie
Oct 20 2025

Saved by the title track. I didn’t mind the instrumental interlude either. But fuck me some of it is bad.

Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Oct 21 2025

Really good. The type of 4 out of 5 that makes me feel guilty for giving other, lesser-quality albums 4 stars (and even some 3 stars), but it doesn’t quite float my boat enough for a maximum score.

Protection by Massive Attack
Oct 22 2025

A very solid 3. Good background music.

Django Django by Django Django
Oct 23 2025

Quite catchy and enjoyable but also quite samey. As is becoming standard, the voice wasn’t as good as the music.

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Oct 27 2025

I thought that was excellent. My favourite Sabbath offering so far. I enjoyed it way more than the vast majority of 4s that I’ve given. So, although it’s probably a very high 4, it deserves a 5 to separate it from the pack. Can’t wait to review Black Sabbath 23 in 2029.

Moondance by Van Morrison
Oct 28 2025

An absolute joy.

Electric Prunes by The Electric Prunes
Oct 29 2025

Not bad. Enjoyable and different enough. Grew on me more towards the end, but only enough to move it from a mid-to-low 3 to a mid-to-high 3.

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Oct 30 2025

Right on the edge. 3.5 rounded down.

I think this should a 3.5 rounded down for me personally, but I’m going to push it up to a 4 out of respect. The rawness that puts me off paved the way for all the watered down imitations that I’ve enjoyed over the years, so credit where it’s due.

Rum Sodomy & The Lash by The Pogues
Nov 06 2025

A bit like Willie Nelson: quite samey but in a very pleasant and enjoyable way.

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Nov 07 2025

The same sound for 35 minutes. Inoffensive but ultimately pointless.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Nov 10 2025

Interesting. A lot going on. Would need another 2-3 listens to start unpacking it. And I’m pretty sure I’m willing to do that (once I get through the current backlog).

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Nov 11 2025

Meh

Meat Puppets II by Meat Puppets
Nov 12 2025

4 star music that should be downgraded to a 3 because of the voice but is downgraded to a 2 because of the voice

Your Arsenal by Morrissey
Nov 13 2025

Easy enough to enjoy whilst being unremarkable. I don’t know enough about the Smith’s to gauge how this compares (I’ve only heard The Queen is Dead), but it felt a bit session musician-y. 3.5 rounded….umm…..down (because it sounded like he was moaning a lot)

Appetite For Destruction by Guns N' Roses
Nov 14 2025

Iconic, fun, ridiculous and very much of its time. Basically a microcosm of the 80’s.

Garbage by Garbage
Nov 17 2025

Expected and wanted this to be a 4, but it just didn’t do it enough for me. A solid 3.

Blue by Joni Mitchell
Nov 18 2025

Pleasant enough but annoyed me by the end and I’m glad it’s over

The New Tango by Astor Piazzolla
Nov 19 2025

I mean, it is what it is. Not offensive to the ears, but there was no way I was listening to all of it. If I’m being objective, it’s a 2. But it will almost certainly be in my bottom 20% of this list, so I’ll rate it accordingly.

Purple Rain by Prince
Nov 20 2025

Fine. Never been a big Prince fan. Mainly because I don’t really understand what he’s all about. This hasn’t really changed that.

Rising Above Bedlam by Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
Nov 21 2025

Different. Sounded a bit like James, and I like James. Went all weird in places, but held together enough by a nice sound and feel to the whole thing.

Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder
Nov 24 2025

Really not a fan of the filler / non-classic tracks (I didn’t realise how whiny he can be), but this had too many greats/classics to be punished too harshly…..and I feel bad for doing that on his previous offering, so…

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.
Nov 25 2025

Gave it a go, listened to about 5 tracks, needed to make a phone call, and now I can’t be arsed to go back. I think I got the gist. He can shoot people and rhyme about it. It’s probably a 2 because of the catchy-ish beats, but ultimately even they are basic and repetitive. Not in the mood for this today.

The Sensual World by Kate Bush
Nov 26 2025

I’m partial to a bit of Kate Bush (and will be giving 5 stars to one album), but this felt a bit too undefined, ethereal and wishy washy. Not the same bite as some of her earlier tracks.

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
Nov 27 2025

I thought Van would need to work pretty hard to make me give anything under a 4, but, fair play to him, he managed it.

I See A Darkness by Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Nov 28 2025

Couldn’t find it on Spotify, so listened to five songs of another album. Given how similar they all were, I think it’ll be a fair reflection of this album. Dull.

Pretenders by Pretenders
Dec 01 2025

Took a while to get going but then settled into some pretty solid post-punk(?) fare. She has a great voice too.

Dec 02 2025

That was a lot of fun, very nostalgic, and really close to a 5. But, ultimately, I was kind of glad it was over and will almost certainly never listen to it again, so I think a 4 is appropriate.

Eliminator by ZZ Top
Dec 03 2025

Good fun for a couple of songs. Then becomes generic and repetitive. Just about held on to a 3.

Logical Progression by LTJ Bukem
Dec 04 2025

I don’t have any 2CB to hand, I couldn’t find the right album on Spotify, and I only listened to about 10 minutes of the album that I did find, so it wasn’t the fairest of tests, but I think I get the gist. Not for (2025) me, Clive.

Dec 05 2025

Those first few tracks took me back to a time when I absolutely loved some of the songs on here. It’s not a 5 star album but I’m giving it top marks for nostalgia alone.

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Dec 08 2025

Right on the verge. A really pleasant listen. So much so, I gave it a second listen to see if it made it to a 4. Felt the same about it, so I’ll go with the initial rating of (a high) 3.

Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & The Raiders
Dec 10 2025

Solid stuff. Feel bad for not giving it a 4, but it just didn’t do it enough for me. And who knew that PJ and Duncan didn’t write Stepping Stone?!

1977 by Ash
Dec 11 2025

I’ve always liked Girl From Mars, but could take or leave Ash.

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra
Dec 12 2025

Love a bit of ELO. Heard this before and expected to love it. But, while it’s very good and has some absolute bangers, it’s weaker than the sum of its parts.

A Walk Across The Rooftops by The Blue Nile
Dec 17 2025

If it was actually Peter Gabriel, I’d probably give it a 3. But it’s someone trying to be Peter Gabriel, so it gets a 2.

Dear Science by TV On The Radio
Dec 18 2025

Sufficiently enjoyable, different and interesting to creep into the 4 mark.

Rain Dogs by Tom Waits
Dec 19 2025

Started off as a high 2 / low 3, ended with some low-mid 4 stuff, so evens out at the good ol’ non-existent 3.5

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Dec 22 2025

The key to Scenes from an Italian Restaurant is to listen to it sparingly enough that you are freshly bowled over by just how good it is every single time.

Achtung Baby by U2
Dec 23 2025

It’s the type of album that would be considered a 4 just because it’s U2. But it’s such a far, wanky cry from Joshua Tree that it deserves a 2. Ultimately, though, it’s a 3. Decidedly average.

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Dec 25 2025

Enjoyed that. I was thinking 3 all the way through but I think the first listening experience deserves a 7/10, so I’ll let it creep just into 4 territory.

Stankonia by OutKast
Dec 29 2025

More hit and miss rap. Had less talk of bitches and dicksucking than others, so that’s a positive. And B.O.B. is an absolute banger.

Document by R.E.M.
Dec 31 2025

There is a world in which I would have given this a 5, but that world doesn’t (currently) include him shouting “firehouse” at me for the final three minutes.

Immigrés by Youssou N'Dour
Jan 02 2026

Better when he doesn’t sing, but not unenjoyable. And it would feel wrong giving OutKast a higher score than this.

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
Jan 06 2026

This is a bit of Harness. Low 4 from me. (Mostly) enjoyed it.

1989 by Taylor Swift
Jan 07 2026

I (naively?) expected way better, and I wanted it to be good. So generic and uninspiring.

Broken English by Marianne Faithfull
Jan 08 2026

It’s a bit out there but it grew on me. And it sounds downright revolutionary compared to Taylor Swift. Wouldn’t be surprised if it got to 4 after further listens. Wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t. And who has the time to find out?! A solid/high 3.

Queen II by Queen
Jan 13 2026

That was fun

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
Jan 14 2026

I actually find him very grating and performative - and the lyrics are so basic - but the music is solid, so I’ll give him sufficient props for that to just about hold on to a 3.

Welcome To The Pleasuredome by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Jan 15 2026

I don’t think I’ll listen again but that was a really unique and interesting album. Good combination of well known, self-written stuff and enjoyable covers. Deserved of 4 stars for sure.

I Should Coco by Supergrass
Jan 16 2026

Not bad but I just found it a bit of a racket

Music From Big Pink by The Band
Jan 21 2026

Fine…kind of had enough by the end. 3.5 marked down.

Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Jan 22 2026

That was hard going at times but there was enough in there musically to make it finish-able. Not as inclined to seek out Nick Cave music as I was previously.

Transformer by Lou Reed
Jan 27 2026

One of my favourite album discoveries of recent years

Crazysexycool by TLC
Jan 28 2026

Might have blagged a 3 if it also had Unpretty on it

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Jan 29 2026

Very pleasant background music. Forgot it was on at times, but in a good way. 3.5 rounded up.

What's That Noise? by Coldcut
Jan 30 2026

Couldn’t find it. Listened to half of the greatest hits, which seemed to contain a few of this albums tracks. Fine.

Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin
Feb 02 2026

There’s an outside chance Jack White has listened to Led Zeppelin

My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello
Feb 03 2026

Yeah probably a 4, that

En-Tact by The Shamen
Feb 04 2026

I mean, it’s really poor, but it’s soft and inoffensive enough to scrape a 2.

Third by Portishead
Feb 05 2026

Listened to it a few weeks ago. Planned to relisten but definitely don’t have time for that now I’m about 14 behind. From memory, it started at 4, went to 3 and then ended at 2. I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt and say 3.

The Rolling Stones by The Rolling Stones
Feb 06 2026

Solid blues fare….but adjusted to a 3.5 rounded down because it’s a bunch of covers

The Köln Concert by Keith Jarrett
Feb 09 2026

Stevo won’t be happy. Somewhere between a 2 and a 3, but rounded up because I can’t justify giving it the same score as The Shamen.

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Feb 10 2026

Really torn but I think 4 is about right. It’s an 8/10 album. I’ll save top marks for its successor.

Feb 19 2026

Feels harsh, particularly given recent 4s, but it just doesn’t do enough for me.

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
Feb 24 2026

Couple of decent tracks but there’s much better Elvis than this

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Feb 25 2026

An easy 4

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers
Feb 26 2026

Not as good as Newtopia Rising but decent enough background rock

Wonderful Rainbow by Lightning Bolt
Feb 27 2026

I can just about see the attraction to a certain hardcore crowd, but ultimately it made me feel a bit sick, and that’s not what I’m after with music.

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes
Mar 04 2026

Decent/a little hit and miss. Flirted with a 4. Never in danger of a 2. 6/10 seems fair.

Tommy by The Who
Mar 09 2026

Put it on and did something else. Faded into the background.

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
Mar 10 2026

Fell apart at the end but was decent enough musically for the first few songs to hold on to a 3

Talking Timbuktu by Ali Farka Touré
Mar 11 2026

Held together by, presumably, Ry Cooder

Isn't Anything by My Bloody Valentine
Mar 12 2026

What the fuck was happening in 1988 for this to be considered good music?! Instrumentally it’s not bad, but vocally it’s unforgivable.

Dire Straits by Dire Straits
Mar 13 2026

A really good listen. Just didn’t have that certain je ne sais quoi to make it to 5.

Brothers by The Black Keys
Mar 17 2026

It’s not a 4

Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan
Mar 19 2026

Desolation Row could have been half as long, but overall that was excellent. Might even be purchase-worthy.

Roots by Sepultura
Mar 20 2026

I’m sorry. I can’t. Not on a happy, sunny day like this.

Blackstar by David Bowie
Mar 23 2026

Astoundingly pretentious even by his own standards

Dub Housing by Pere Ubu
Mar 25 2026

Bizarre. Not at all bad musically - and even flirted with a 3 at times - but it was too difficult to not be convinced otherwise by the absurd vocals.

Tapestry by Carole King
Mar 26 2026

A wonderful collection of songs. And it reminds me of George Barnwell. What more could I ask for?!

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Mar 30 2026

Feels really harsh giving this less than four because that version of Statesboro Blues is a near perfect blues song, but by the last two songs I was fed up and no longer willing to tolerate their long-winded guitar indulgences.

B-52's by The B-52's
Mar 31 2026

Almost fine but just a bit too ridiculous

Blood And Chocolate by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Apr 01 2026

Solid stuff again. Merited a second listen, which confirmed it was better than a 3.

In Utero by Nirvana
Apr 02 2026

Hit and miss. 3 seems fair.

Jazz Samba by Stan Getz
Apr 03 2026

Very pleasant. Somehow it was the exact thing I needed to ease me back into work.

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Apr 07 2026

Listened to this a few times previously and liked it. A solid and easy 4.

Unhalfbricking by Fairport Convention
Apr 08 2026

Upgraded to a 5 after multiple subsequent listens

Want Two by Rufus Wainwright
Apr 09 2026

On reflection…..not quite saved by the last track. Too repetitive and whiny.

I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen
Apr 10 2026

A nice feel to it, but just a bit too samey. A high 3.

Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Apr 13 2026

Some really good stuff, but started stronger than it finished. As always with these 15-20-track albums, it would have benefited from being shorter. A solid 4 nonetheless.

Smash by The Offspring
Apr 14 2026

Fun and enjoyable enough in the moment to be a 3.5 rounded up, but I’m confident that I’ll never, voluntarily, listen to it again.

Metallica by Metallica
Apr 15 2026

Solid + a couple of classics = 4 (albeit a low one)

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Apr 20 2026

Improved sufficiently to justify more than just “Fine”, but not enough for a 4.

Apr 22 2026

It’s so hard to tell how much talent and creativity goes in to some punk music. Is it pioneering? Is it just a repetitive racket? How much do I like it? Who fucking knows.

My Generation by The Who
Apr 23 2026

Prescience of Pete Townshend singing about “a legal matter” aside, it was an enjoyably raw collection of songs. Very much first album vibes.

Only By The Night by Kings of Leon
Apr 24 2026

I remember judging people for liking this album because I thought it was too commercial and the older stuff, which the pathetic little slugs didn’t even know, was better. I’ve got over myself.

We Are Family by Sister Sledge
Apr 27 2026

A lovely bit of business on a sunny Friday afternoon

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Apr 28 2026

Fine.

Closer by Joy Division
Apr 29 2026

Tried to make it a 4 by listening again but didn’t quite make it. 3.5 rounded down.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
May 01 2026

I forgot how much I love this album. I went into it assuming I wouldn’t be as fussed as before, but it ended up being the most enjoyable in-the-moment listening experience I’ve had since we started this.

May 04 2026

Assumed it was a 5, listened to it, and thought it was a 5. Listened to it again, Bono annoyed me (particularly on the last few songs) so thought it was a 4. Listened to it again but didn’t finish, so results were inconclusive. Listened to it again and he didn’t annoy me so it went back to a 5. True story.

May 05 2026

Incredible vocals and wonderful music. Can’t decide between 4 and 5, so, à la Sex Pistols, it deserves to be upgraded for its influence on all that followed it.

Medúlla by Björk
May 06 2026

Somehow didn’t mind that. 2.5 rounded up because at one point she sounded like the woman who falls over after stomping on the grapes.

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
May 07 2026

Not bad, just too long and drawn out.

OK by Talvin Singh
May 08 2026

Nah

Metal Box by Public Image Ltd.
May 14 2026

Gave up after about five “songs”. Nonsense.

Guero by Beck
May 18 2026

Started strongly, faded away and I stop paying much attention, which probably means it’s a 3.5 rounded down.

Hotel California by Eagles
May 19 2026

It’s okay. Nice enough. But quite slow and samey.

Suede by Suede
May 20 2026

Fine. Similarly to Hotel California, Animal Nitrate aside, it was decent enough background music but, ultimately, just a bit uninspiring.

Sign 'O' The Times by Prince
May 21 2026

Not really for me, but inoffensive enough to be on the fine side of meh.

Urban Hymns by The Verve
May 25 2026

Enough classics to just about outweigh the very mediocre album filler and make it a 3.5 rounded up rather than down.

Throwing Muses by Throwing Muses
May 27 2026

Enjoyed that. Started strong, drifted a little, but finished strong. Will listen again (probably).

Crocodiles by Echo And The Bunnymen
May 28 2026

Moody. Really grew on me. Will listen again. *Hoisted by its own petard. I listened again, and it ain’t a 4. 3.5 rounded down.

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.
Jun 01 2026

Solid enough. Quite repetitive by the end. But includes a banger.

Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes
Jun 02 2026

The type of album that shouldn’t be on here because it’s the White Stripes’ 4th or 5th best offering. But it’s the White Stripes 4th or 5th best offering, so it still comes in at a low 4.

Kilimanjaro by The Teardrop Explodes
Jun 03 2026

Some of these albums are starting to fade into one. I’m fairly confident this isn’t as good as the last one that sounded like this.

Jun 04 2026

Theatrical and chaotic. In a good way. *Upgraded to a 5 after further listens. Great flow to it as an album, a couple of bangers, and clearly better than other 4s.

School's Out by Alice Cooper
Jun 05 2026

Title track aside, a pleasant surprise. The generosity streak continues!

Dookie by Green Day
Jun 08 2026

4.5 rounded up

Triangle by The Beau Brummels
Jun 10 2026

Fine. Quite liked it in parts but was glad it was over.

Jun 11 2026

Inoffensive and pleasant but ultimately pointless, unfinishable, and worsened by the fact it should have been accompanied by a massage but wasn’t.

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jun 12 2026

Fine. Bored of him.

Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin
Jun 15 2026

Too long and I’m too far behind to justify the intended relisten. Will go with initially gut feeling of a 4.

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Jun 16 2026

Surprised this album is such a big deal. Broadly speaking, I found it really boring.

Group Sex by Circle Jerks
Jun 19 2026

6 tracks in. I think I get the idea. Noisy.

Elephant by The White Stripes
Jun 22 2026

How has it been so long since I’ve listened to this?! Easy 5.

Kenza by Khaled
Jun 26 2026

Thought I was in for a slog during the first song, but it bounced back admirably. Still quite hit and miss but earned its 3 against the odds.

Bryter Layter by Nick Drake
Jun 29 2026

Almost deserved a second listen to see if there was a 4 in there. But I can’t be arsed.

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
Jun 30 2026

Pleasant enough for the majority. It descended into nonsense jazz for a bit but that was short lived (and drowned out by the air fryer) so I’ll only mark it down one point.

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jul 01 2026

More of an hour-long elegy than an album. Very sad and poetic, but next to no musical merit.

Paul's Boutique by Beastie Boys
Jul 02 2026

Probably another 3, but a high one. Never in danger of less; flirted with more. Shake Your Rump is an absolute banger.

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Jul 03 2026

A very pleasant, jaunty listen.

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Jul 07 2026

Didn’t grab me like Highway 61, but an enjoyable, calming Dylan-y listen.

Damaged by Black Flag
Jul 08 2026

On the fine side of a racket

Slipknot by Slipknot
Jul 10 2026

It’s just a bit much and I didn’t have it in me to listen all the way through, but Wait and Bleed is so good and Spit it Out is also decent, so I think a 2 is fair.

Signing Off by UB40
Jul 16 2026

Grateful to Harness for setting my expectations so low. Ideal background music for an hour of admin. The album restarted without me noticing. Make of that what you will. 3.5 rounded up.

Happy Trails by Quicksilver Messenger Service
Jul 17 2026

Fine

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Jul 20 2026

Who knew the key to 5 star album was writing 3 songs and repeating them four times each?! To be fair, it should be a 4, but it’s fun, old and important enough to deserve the upgrade.

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
Jul 21 2026

Fine. Samey but fine.

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Jul 27 2026

Maybe I don’t mind jazz. Good background music.

Jul 28 2026

Started and needed to stop after 4-5 tracks. Can’t be arsed to do back. It’ll either be a 2 or 3 but he’s a bellend so I’ll assume 2.

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