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AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Unhalfbricking
Fairport Convention
5 3.14 +1.86
Astral Weeks
Van Morrison
5 3.25 +1.75
Celebrity Skin
Hole
5 3.31 +1.69
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
5 3.4 +1.6
The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
5 3.49 +1.51
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
5 3.68 +1.32
The Score
Fugees
5 3.69 +1.31
Next
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
4 2.7 +1.3
Jack Takes the Floor
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
4 2.7 +1.3
Medúlla
Björk
4 2.74 +1.26

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Endtroducing.....
DJ Shadow
1 3.34 -2.34
Out of Step
Minor Threat
1 2.95 -1.95
Bummed
Happy Mondays
1 2.65 -1.65
Heroes
David Bowie
2 3.61 -1.61
After The Gold Rush
Neil Young
2 3.6 -1.6
Marquee Moon
Television
2 3.51 -1.51
Zombie
Fela Kuti
2 3.46 -1.46
On The Beach
Neil Young
2 3.45 -1.45
Odelay
Beck
2 3.45 -1.45
Synchronicity
The Police
2 3.4 -1.4

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Songs For Swingin' Lovers! by Frank Sinatra

Did it feel like the same song on repeat for 45 minutes? Yes. Did I care? Not a bit. Can’t listen to Sinatra and not feel like a lead in a classic romantic movie. He has the best voice a maybe mobster has ever had.

Kanye was one of the foundational rappers who introduced me to the genre. If it wasn’t a Kanye song I was listening to, then he was often featured on the track. It is now impossible to listen to his music without being reminded of who he’s shown himself to be, poisoning the well of his incredible body of work. I no longer listen to Kanye’s songs, and listening to this album now, for the first time, felt like poking a bruise. It is a shame that this album is a masterpiece. It’s haunting to hear lyrics that were troubling at the time but were likely waved away (All of the Lights: “I slapped my girl, she called the feds”, featuring Rihanna who a year earlier was beaten by Chris Brown), to see how drastically he has changed his views (So Appalled: “Donald Trump taking dollars from y’all), and to wrestle with his ever present god complex and eventual spiral (Power, among others). And it can’t be forgotten that many if not all the guest artists are giving quite possibly their best featured performances, but some of whom have their own scandals compounding the taint on these tracks. I loved it. It was damn near perfect. Even the weakest song, Lost in the World, contained a section of instant depression that stunned me to my core (thanks Bon Iver). It is one of the best rap albums of all time, if not one of the best albums period, but it will forever be marred by the man behind it.

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream

I swear the trick to these electronic, atmospheric albums is to pretend it’s a score to a show, movie, or video game (usually the answer is Tron), and you will instantly like it more. My real time thought about 5 minutes in was “wow, this would have been an excellent song for Stranger Things.” Cut to me spending the rest of the album length learning that the Stranger Things composers were heavily influenced by Tangerine Dream and used at least one song by them on the show. And then they were so impressed with the show that Tangerine Dream made a cover of the Stranger Things theme song (which is incredible, please check it out). Did I like the album or do I just miss Stranger Things? I’ll never know. But listening to this album led me to a richer understanding of one of my favorite shows, and I genuinely had a good time with this. For that, I am grateful.

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Dookie by Green Day
Jul 03 2026

Hell yeah brother, put this in my veinssssss Bottled nostalgia. Even the new songs (to me) felt cozy and familiar. What a joy to go further back into a favorite band’s catalogue and not be disappointed. Olivia Cooke voice: “Oh, stunning!”

My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello
Jul 04 2026

What can I say, it was fun

1984 by Van Halen
Jul 05 2026

Other than a couple hit songs, it was just mid

Foo Fighters by Foo Fighters
Jul 06 2026

It’s competent rock, I’m gonna like it

Station To Station by David Bowie
Jul 07 2026

Some ups and downs, but never boring, definitely a vibe. Looking for to checking out more Bowie

A Girl Called Dusty by Dusty Springfield
Jul 08 2026

Really wanted to like it, but it was just fine

Tres Hombres by ZZ Top
Jul 09 2026

The live songs were so much better than the rest of the album

Endtroducing..... by DJ Shadow
Jul 11 2026

You know it’s a bad album when the better songs sound like glorified elevator music

Bummed by Happy Mondays
Jul 12 2026

If I thought anything was redeemable about this album at the start, listening to slightly remixed versions of the same song five times over the course of a two hour album certainly burned it out of me.

Emperor Tomato Ketchup by Stereolab
Jul 13 2026

2.5 if it was an option. Not my thing, but there’s enough meat on the bones for me to try another Stereolab album or two

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Jul 14 2026

Decadent, extravagant, everything I want in a Black Sabbath album. Need to relisten during spooky season.

Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs
Jul 15 2026

With the exception of My Curse, the instrumentals are far more interesting than the vocals on every track.

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Jul 16 2026

Just not my style, but Zombie (the song) earned some energetic car shimmies from me.

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers
Jul 17 2026

As someone raised in Georgia, I was primed to be biased against this album from the start with that many mentions of Bear Bryant and Alabama. Never thought I’d hear George Wallace mentioned this much (if ever) in a song. Too close to country for me to ever like it, and too many depictions of Southern life (of varying degrees of accuracy) for me to care. Also, I almost always automatically dislike any album that uses another band or celebrity’s fame to prop up their own. It feels lazy and disingenuous to do so, with rarely a good enough reason behind it.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins
Jul 18 2026

Possibly my favorite album cover art. I thought this album would be a just fine way to spend two hours and enjoy the handful of songs I knew. I was wrong. This was a beautifully executed work with a surprising variety of moods and melodies. I found myself moved at times, head banging in others. From start to finish I loved it, and even after two whole hours, I wondered when I could listen to it again.

Hot Shots II by The Beta Band
Jul 19 2026

The highs were high, the lows were mid. I understood what they were doing (and they doing it well from a technique perspective), but I couldn’t help but be bored for most of the album. I wanted every song to be Squares, and ultimately was left wanting.

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
Jul 20 2026

Just beautiful. I want to curl up with a blanket in midwinter, stare at the ceiling, and feel too many feelings while listening to this album. This would have wrecked me as a teenager. The instrumentals were simultaneously moody and airy, accompanied by passionate, gutting vocals. It’s a magical album.

The Band by The Band
Jul 21 2026

I listened to it and immediately forgot about it. Not a good sign.

Songs For Swingin' Lovers! by Frank Sinatra
Jul 22 2026

Did it feel like the same song on repeat for 45 minutes? Yes. Did I care? Not a bit. Can’t listen to Sinatra and not feel like a lead in a classic romantic movie. He has the best voice a maybe mobster has ever had.

Jul 23 2026

What a waste of incredible beats and production. The brits shouldn’t rap (or whatever it was the vocals were supposed to be doing).

Kimono My House by Sparks
Jul 24 2026

This was just pure fun. Funky, weird, and had me dancing in my seat, which is all I really want in an album. I don’t know the full music landscape of the 1970s, but this felt like a big swing, which I always admire.

Synchronicity by The Police
Jul 25 2026

It came, it went, and I don’t really have anything to say about it. I already forgot about it. Okay background music, but nothing on this album intrigued me. Plus that one song is creepy.

Guero by Beck
Jul 26 2026

This felt like the most 2005 album ever made. Beck decided to dip into every musical trend of the day and did it well. But it felt like it was missing a musical cohesion or identity as a result. Still enjoyed it and will listen to more Beck.

Jul 27 2026

Kanye was one of the foundational rappers who introduced me to the genre. If it wasn’t a Kanye song I was listening to, then he was often featured on the track. It is now impossible to listen to his music without being reminded of who he’s shown himself to be, poisoning the well of his incredible body of work. I no longer listen to Kanye’s songs, and listening to this album now, for the first time, felt like poking a bruise. It is a shame that this album is a masterpiece. It’s haunting to hear lyrics that were troubling at the time but were likely waved away (All of the Lights: “I slapped my girl, she called the feds”, featuring Rihanna who a year earlier was beaten by Chris Brown), to see how drastically he has changed his views (So Appalled: “Donald Trump taking dollars from y’all), and to wrestle with his ever present god complex and eventual spiral (Power, among others). And it can’t be forgotten that many if not all the guest artists are giving quite possibly their best featured performances, but some of whom have their own scandals compounding the taint on these tracks. I loved it. It was damn near perfect. Even the weakest song, Lost in the World, contained a section of instant depression that stunned me to my core (thanks Bon Iver). It is one of the best rap albums of all time, if not one of the best albums period, but it will forever be marred by the man behind it.

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
Jul 28 2026

This is why I hate country: they aren’t Johnny Cash. This ruled.

Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Jul 29 2026

Felt like a Beatles tribute band. That’s unfair, I know, but it’s the vibe. Not bad though.

The Clash by The Clash
Jul 31 2026

I wouldn’t make The Clash my entire personality, but I see why the Byers boys did in Stranger Things

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads
Aug 01 2026

Beginning of the album was better than the end. The highs were high and the lows were still better than average. This list has brought us a few similar albums, and this finally felt like what I wanted to get out of this time period and genre.

Aug 02 2026

While I wish every song was as energetic as Sweet Dreams and This Is the House, I’m an Annie Lennox fan and was primed to like this album.

Surf's Up by The Beach Boys
Aug 03 2026

What a pleasant surprise. I figured it would be all beachy, summer songs (especially given the album title), but not so. This was beautiful and wide-ranging in musicality and themes, with Disney Girls and Student Demonstration as notable standouts. Also, this is a stunning choice in album art. Easily I’d listen to this again.

Highway to Hell by AC/DC
Aug 04 2026

Highway to Hell (the song) absolutely slaps, but the rest of the songs felt like fun but worse versions of it. I am amazed how much I can still enjoy AC/DC'S songs with the vocals of a screeching cat, so that counts for something.

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
Aug 05 2026

Highly forgettable dad rock

Isn't Anything by My Bloody Valentine
Aug 07 2026

Fine instrumentals at times, but this album screams “Don’t trust this band with your daughter / sister / friend.”

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
Aug 08 2026

This is why this list exists - giving folks like me an opportunity to listen to a beautiful album I otherwise never would have listened to. Not understanding a single word didn’t matter whatsoever. You could feel their passion and joy in every beat. Happy I listened to this.

The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips
Aug 09 2026

Earned extra brownie points because of how much Waitin’ for Superman (both versions) is potentially the best new song I have heard since starting this project. This album swings from “enjoyable but just fine” to “sheer brilliance”, without much difference in how the songs sound, but I can’t put my finger on the differentiating factor.

Toys In The Attic by Aerosmith
Aug 10 2026

This ruled! Usually I’d be annoyed that every song basically sounds the same (except for the excellent swing inspired number), but I was thoroughly entertained with each track. The guitar work on each song kept my interest entirely. Already knew I was likely an Aerosmith fan, but this sealed it.

The Suburbs by Arcade Fire
Aug 11 2026

Don’t ask me why, but I kept mixing up Arcade Fire and Arctic Monkeys. I can now tell the difference. Stunning album, with so little fat that could have been trimmed. The best possible version of a 2010 album. I would have loved this in high school, but I’ll appreciate it now.

90 by 808 State
Aug 12 2026

This would have made an interesting video game soundtrack, but outside of this, it was meh

Paul's Boutique by Beastie Boys
Aug 13 2026

So impressed by how they use three distinct voices, separately and together, to form such a unique and fun vocal performance. And the beats are sick, of course. What’s not to like?

Protection by Massive Attack
Aug 14 2026

This feels like a cryptocurrency company’s hold music

The Score by Fugees
Aug 15 2026

How have I lived this long without this album in my life. It’s a surrealist experience to listen to an album 30 years afterwards, and I can pinpoint exactly which top artists today were directly influenced by Fugees. I feel like I can hear Lauryn Hill’s impact on every Doechii track. Fastest 5 stars I’ve given, and I made my mind up even before listening to the staggering song that is Mista Mista. I immediately want to run it back again, and I just might.

Medúlla by Björk
Aug 16 2026

I think the album got weaker on the back half, but in general this is exactly what I want from a Bjork album: weird, innovative, other worldly. She takes giant risks creatively, and she stands alone as an artists as a result. Not always my vibe, but impressive nonetheless.

Beach Samba by Astrud Gilberto
Aug 17 2026

Lovely voice, and points for singing in at least two languages (if not more). Thanks for confirming my Duo lessons weren’t wasted, as I understood more lyrics in Tu Mi Delirio than I anticipated. It’s good, but it’s still jazz.

Loretta Lynch is obviously a talented singer, but this album is from such a different era that it isn’t as enjoyable to listen to in 2026. However, context matters. Listening to this at home, it was a fine way to spend 30 minutes. But if a song from this album is included in the right film or show (ie Fallout, Righteous Gemstones, even a MCU movie), it would feel iconic.

Gold by Ryan Adams
Aug 20 2026

Even before listening to the album, I saw that songs on this album were referenced or used by Stephen King, Scrubs, and Bridesmaids and thought “oh this is for me.” Also, I’ve been singing “When the Stars Go Blue” (which I only knew a cover version) multiple days this week after not listening to it in years, and then suddenly this album comes up on our project. I’m officially a witch. Anyways, this is a good sad boy album if you enjoy sad boy music. Wish there a few more high tempo songs, but again, this is a sad boy album. 3.5 stars.

On The Beach by Neil Young
Aug 21 2026

A couple of songs at the beginning were noteworthy, but it soon turned into okay background music. Obsessed with the album art though. 2.5 starfishes.

Low by David Bowie
Aug 22 2026

On its own, it’s just fine, but this would have made a killer film score. Also, we just happened to get Ziggy Stardust earlier this week, and it’s hard not to be disappointed in comparison.

Celebrity Skin by Hole
Aug 23 2026

With Paramore as my favorite band, was I primed to love a female led alt rock band? Perhaps. I was introduced to Hole a couple month ago through their Live Through This album, which blew me away. Even before this popped up on our project, Celebrity Skin would likely be in my top 10 Spotify wrapped songs for 2026. This is my music. Passionate vocals, moving instrumentals, and lyrics made by and for women. Easily my favorite discovery to date for this project.

British Steel by Judas Priest
Aug 24 2026

Discount AC/DC, and AC/DC is only just okay

Revolver by Beatles
Aug 25 2026

Strap in folks: I have a comment section, decades of pent up annoyance from all the “You don’t like The Beatles?” questions I’ve gotten, and too much time on my hands. Here’s my manifesto on The Beatles (subject to change, this is somehow our first on the list to review). The Beatles are popular because there is truly something for everyone, then to today and across the globe. That is a feat that very few bands have ever done, and should be applauded. They have also inspired music and modern culture to such a degree that their mark on the world can’t be discounted, and my life has been made better by musicians heavily influenced by The Beatles. However, my problem with such variety and ubiquity is that it feels like I am listening to 50 different bands in a trench coat, only enjoy 20 of them, and then I am insulting folks’ most treasured musical and life memories by not lumping the 50 bands together as one. I think most people would fall in my camp if given the chance, but it’s hard to parse out the highs from the lows when the highs mean so much to you. Revolver was deeply inconsistent album, in a way well beyond a couple of duds weighing down a good album. I felt that these 14 songs were cobbled together with no cohesive vision or story in mind. And that’s okay. Not every song on an album needs to relate to each other. I still enjoyed this, but it could have been so much more. So, in a feeble attempt to differentiate the 50 bands, here’s my initial categories of Beatles songs: Just Fine: I’m Only Sleeping, She Said She Said, Doctor Robert Fine+ (Step and Snap Often Required): Good Day Sunshine, Tell You I Can Get Down to This: Taxman, And Your Bird Can Sing, For No One, Got To Get You Into My Life, Here There and Everywhere Actual War Crimes: Yellow Submarine, Tomorrow Never Knows, Love You To World’s Most Perfect Song: Eleanor Rigby. Seriously, if I had one wish, I’d have to fight world peace over a 45 minute concept album of just Eleanor Rigby with continuing lonely people narratives, which turns into a hit musical and Oscar winning film. Inspiring, heartbreaking, can’t believe I’m complimenting this but the pacing is a stroke of genius. There is nothing like this song. Strong 3.5

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Aug 26 2026

I swear the trick to these electronic, atmospheric albums is to pretend it’s a score to a show, movie, or video game (usually the answer is Tron), and you will instantly like it more. My real time thought about 5 minutes in was “wow, this would have been an excellent song for Stranger Things.” Cut to me spending the rest of the album length learning that the Stranger Things composers were heavily influenced by Tangerine Dream and used at least one song by them on the show. And then they were so impressed with the show that Tangerine Dream made a cover of the Stranger Things theme song (which is incredible, please check it out). Did I like the album or do I just miss Stranger Things? I’ll never know. But listening to this album led me to a richer understanding of one of my favorite shows, and I genuinely had a good time with this. For that, I am grateful.

Trio by Dolly Parton
Aug 27 2026

Woof. Listening to this the morning after Dolly passed away? With songs like Rosewood Casket and Those Memories of You? I swear this generator is trying to make me cry. Similar to Johnny Cash, this album is why I hate country. It’s so rarely like this album. Stunning vocals, poignant and evocative lyrics, and deceptively simple melodies to force you to feel the story being told. Remarkable album. We’ll miss you Dolly.

Elvis Is Back by Elvis Presley
Aug 28 2026

Shitty, shitty human being, but the man could sing. The voice, the range, the vibe. This easily could have been half an hour of the same song over and over again, but instead we got something varied yet cohesive. This ruled if you don’t listen to the lyrics too much.

Aug 29 2026

The second disc is obviously a dip in quality, but I still really enjoyed it for its classic radio songs and inventive sleeper hits. The first disc is a perfect hip hop album. Can’t believe I didn’t know The Way You Move was by Outkast, a song played a million times in my household as my brother and I played the 2005 Tiger Woods PGA Tour game. 4.5 Hey Yas

Fragile by Yes
Aug 30 2026

4 for the instrumentals, 2 for the vocals, and minus a star for repetition and kinda sounding like all bands during this period. But not a bad hangout album.

Roger the Engineer by The Yardbirds
Aug 31 2026

I really enjoyed like a third of this album. Ever Since the World Began would fit into any Peaky Blinders episode. The best part was He’s Always There started playing, and I genuinely thought my phone was playing a second song at the same time. Then a lightbulb appeared above my head as I made the connection that The Pussycat Dolls sampled this song for When I Grow Up. That beat was too sick for 1966. 3.5 lawn birdies

Elephant by The White Stripes
Sep 01 2026

College football is back, I recently finished Peaky Blinders, and I'm nearing the end of a year long read of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Was there really any chance I wasn't going to adore this? Not a perfect album, as the slow songs were good but out of place, but if there's a mood to describe 2026, it's Elephant.

Heroes by David Bowie
Sep 02 2026

I really wanted to like this, but with the exception of Ziggy Stardust, I'm experiencing diminishing returns with these Bowie albums.

Out of Step by Minor Threat
Sep 03 2026

The instrumentals were stellar at times, but the songs overall were so bad that I stopped enjoying even that bright spot. Which is saying a lot, considering the album is only 21 minutes long. My fear is that this is what non-millennials think Green Day sounds like, which to give them credit, the ending of Cashing In sounds like Holiday.

Coles Corner by Richard Hawley
Sep 04 2026

Either the instrumentals or the vocals needed to be a lot more passionate to elevate this album from competently made but ultimately boring to something great. Also, I was floored the see this was made in 2005. You could have subtracted several decades and I would not have bat an eye.

Sep 05 2026

I liked this album but didn’t love it. It felt very one note, and while it’s a very good one note, it fell flat. Good to hang out to, but it didn’t move me. Definitely interested enough to try other albums by A Tribe Called Quest.

69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields
Sep 06 2026

I had zero hopes for this album. Albums should be between 45-75 minutes. So, I held this off until it was my 69th (nice) rated album just for the giggles and muster through some half baked songs. And it’s true, about 10 songs weren’t my type, and another 10 weren’t done cooking, but I was floored to see that I genuinely enjoyed 69% (nice) of the songs on this album. While I accept the possibility that Stephin Merritt is a secret VFD member who hypnotized me to liking his music through his incredible work with The Gothic Archies, which made the songs in the audiobooks for A Series of Unfortunate Events, I don’t care. I’m still a fan, and I’d recognize his deep comedic yet depressed voice anywhere. I get why folks don’t like this album: 3 albums of anything you don’t love is going to turn any mild interest sour. I’ve been there. But y’all are missing out on one of the wittiest, fascinating, moving, creative albums I’ve listened to date. We still have a long way to go on this list, but I have a feeling I’ll return to this one often.

Leftism by Leftfield
Sep 07 2026

I thought this would rule for like 60 seconds, but alas, no.

Tommy by The Who
Sep 08 2026

Genuinely, why was this recorded in the studio? The live album was eons better.

Rhythm Nation 1814 by Janet Jackson
Sep 09 2026

I really wanted to like this, especially given how few girly pop albums are on this list, but the “save the children” songs screamed D.A.R.E to me. Enjoyed quite a bit of this album otherwise.

Let's Stay Together by Al Green
Sep 10 2026

Not anything to write home about, but it was a pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten
Sep 11 2026

This actually hurt my ears to listen to. Nein, just nein.

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Sep 12 2026

Honestly, when I listened to this a few months ago, I thought it was the worst thing I’ve ever listened to. Now, I’ve been through the wringer, and this isn’t even close to the worst; it’s just not for me.

Unhalfbricking by Fairport Convention
Sep 13 2026

My secret music love is folk music, though I can’t name a single song or artist. I guess I can now! Stunning introduction to the genre for me. A Sailor’s Life is a triumph. I didn’t even care that Cajun Woman, though a song I enjoyed, had no business being on this album. More of this, please and thank you.

The Dreaming by Kate Bush
Sep 14 2026

Although it’s not my favorite, I’m glad this album exists. I like Kate Bush being weird and experimental. Particularly, I enjoyed the theatrical moments and even her haunted, spooky elements (tis the season). Not what I expected but not a terrible listen.

A Hard Day's Night by Beatles
Sep 15 2026

Me, a known Beatles skeptic, quite enjoyed this. This album stuck to what they are best at (pop rock) and while it missed the characteristic high highs and low lows (very low lows) of Revolver, it was far more focused and cohesive of an album. However, the Beatles are now banned from using the word love — I promise you there are synonyms. Someone on Reddit made a chart of how many “loves” is on each Beatles album, and this album is second only to Please, Please Me, which might Kill, Kill Me. Anyways, below is my Beatles Song Rankings System TM: Just Fine: If I Fell, Things We Said Today, I’ll Be Back Fine+ (Step and Snap Often Required): I Should Have Known Better, I’ll Cry Instead, When I Get Home I Can Get Down to This: A Hard Day’s Night, I’m Just Happy to Dance With You, And I Love Her, Tell Me Why, Can’t Buy Me Love, Any Time At All, You Can’t Do That Actual War Crimes: None! Look at you go Beatles, I knew you could do it. World’s Most Perfect Song: Also no, which is why this isn’t a 5 star rating. Album was fun, but nothing moved me as really special.

Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Sep 16 2026

I enjoyed the sleazy, dark, theatrical nature of this album. It felt like a preview of all the musical developments to come in the next decade or so that I love all wrapped up in a single album. I acknowledge that between liking Next and 69 Love Songs, I’m never beating the allegations that I’m secretly three 12-year-old boys in a trench coat. Oh well. And please, no more screaming gonorrhea before my morning coffee.

Marquee Moon by Television
Sep 17 2026

Do I actually like punk? I may not like punk. [insert ego death]

The Rising by Bruce Springsteen
Sep 18 2026

I know, in my heart of hearts, one day I’ll love a Bruce Springsteen. Hope springs eternal. But today is not that day. The last few songs made listening to this otherwise awful album listenable. I think most songs could’ve been slashed, added like two more somber songs that didn’t attempt to blend numerous genres at once, and it could’ve been a fine tribute. Maybe not worth this list, but at least debatable. As it is, this is a shockingly poor addition to this list by a decent artist. This is, by far, a hot contender for worst album cover art on the list.

Rust Never Sleeps by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Sep 19 2026

I was really hype after the first couple tracks, but then it quickly faded into (decent!) background music. Better than the last album we listened to of his, but I’m still waiting to love Neil Young.

Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Sep 20 2026

I wanted to like this more given the absolute banger this band had with Red Right Hand (different album) but it was kind of a snooze fest, and I didn’t love the vocals. Still, I’ve heard much worse.

Sep 21 2026

I didn’t hate this, but it’s reminiscent of what I consider The Beatles’s War Crime Songs TM. Not bad, but a bit of a snooze fest.

Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads
Sep 22 2026

Slow start but felt it picked up by the end. I think I liked Fear of Music better, but Psycho Killer is an all-time bop, and No Compassion was a ton of fun. Suffers from a but of sameiness, but ultimately I enjoyed this.

Imperial Bedroom by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Sep 23 2026

Elvis Castello remains a fave find from this project. Fun instrumentals and timeless vocals. Snap your fingers, step side to side, and have a blast for an hour.

The Who Sell Out by The Who
Sep 24 2026

What can I say, The Who sold me - both beans and a new fandom. This album was quirky, disorienting, and surprising. Even the commercials made me chuckle. Well executed, and hella fun to listen to.

Calenture by The Triffids
Sep 25 2026

1 for the recorded album, 3 for the demos. It’s bad dad rock that was terribly produced, but the stripped down versions were eons more interesting.

Diamond Life by Sade
Sep 26 2026

Sultry little album — hard not to feel like you’re the lead in a Casablanca-esque film when listening. Obviously knew Smooth Operator, but really glad I learned the rest of the songs exist.

Back To Black by Amy Winehouse
Sep 27 2026

There are some people who can sing similar Amy, but her raw emotionality and subject matter set her apart. Her versatility, from heartbreak to addiction, from cheeky to in love, is something to behold. The song Back to Black may be one of the best songs of the early 00s, if not the 21st century to date. Few have made such an impact in so short a time as Amy, and we are better for it.

Odelay by Beck
Sep 28 2026

Listened to 2/3 albums of Beck’s on this list, and I’m left wondering: who the hell is Beck? He switches through so many musical movements within a single album and amongst his albums that I can’t place him among music history. It’s like he wants to try everything, which inherently ambitious, but leaves me with no impression for who he is as an artist and with varying levels of success. 2.5

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Sep 29 2026

Did I like this, or do I just love Joshua Radin, who was heavily influenced by Elliott Smith? I enjoyed it, though I think he walked so Radin could run.

Jack Takes the Floor by Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Sep 30 2026

Maybe it’s because I live in Texas and am married to a yapper, but I enjoyed more than I expected to.

Picture Book by Simply Red
Oct 01 2026

Seriously though, who likes this album?

After The Gold Rush by Neil Young
Oct 03 2026

Basically my last chance to be a Neil Young fan, and this just aint it. Really enjoyed the first third of the album, and then fell apart. Just like the last one. 2.5 — there’s a better hidden amongst these albums, but too much filler, even for 35 minutes.

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Oct 04 2026

Stunning, passionate vocals. Can't dismiss her mastery of singing. Instrumentals felt the same at times, but who cares with a voice like that.

School's Out by Alice Cooper
Oct 05 2026

Would've been a 5 if it cut out the extraneous instrental solos (not you Grand Finale, you can stay). Fun, punchy, and energizing.

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