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263
Albums Rated
3.28
Average Rating
24%
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1960
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UK
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71
5-Star Albums
34
1-Star Albums

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Albums

You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
5 2.3 +2.7
Moss Side Story
Barry Adamson
5 2.52 +2.48
Chelsea Girl
Nico
5 2.63 +2.37
So Much For The City
The Thrills
5 2.8 +2.2
Southern Rock Opera
Drive-By Truckers
5 2.82 +2.18
Vanishing Point
Primal Scream
5 2.82 +2.18
Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
5 2.88 +2.12
When I Was Born For The 7th Time
Cornershop
5 2.91 +2.09
Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized
5 2.92 +2.08
Fuzzy Logic
Super Furry Animals
5 2.94 +2.06

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
1 4.45 -3.45
Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd
1 4.3 -3.3
The Wall
Pink Floyd
1 4.13 -3.13
Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
1 3.9 -2.9
Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
1 3.9 -2.9
Metallica
Metallica
1 3.77 -2.77
Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival
1 3.76 -2.76
KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
1 3.73 -2.73
Boston
Boston
1 3.7 -2.7
The Cars
The Cars
1 3.65 -2.65

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
David Bowie 4 4.5
Spiritualized 2 5
The Beach Boys 2 5
Pixies 2 5
The Smiths 2 5
Johnny Cash 2 5
Kraftwerk 2 5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse 2 5
Nirvana 2 5
The Stooges 2 5
Beatles 4 4.25
Dexys Midnight Runners 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Creedence Clearwater Revival 3 1
Pink Floyd 3 1.33
Radiohead 3 1.67
Traffic 2 1.5
The Cure 2 1.5

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The Wall by Pink Floyd

Oh God, this is bad. Tragic, even. Syd is long gone and with him all humanity, leaving Roger arrogantly ranting about how bad his lot in life is and dreaming of being a totalitarian ruler. Even the pleasant keyboard intros that provided some relief before the guitars and vocals kicked in on Dark Side of the Moon have been banished. I think this is a concept LP about how hard it is to be Roger Waters. Gilmour seems to have resented that and took to torturing guitars in the pursuit of the most excruciating guitar solo imaginable. The vocals are even more painful — some posh boy screaming about how hard done by he is by the fans who've made him a millionaire. It's immensely repetitive; I think the same songs are played several times. Certainly, musical motifs are repeated. The one moment of light relief is when a gang of kids break into the studio and sing a punkish "We don't need no education." A very popular tune in my playground at the time. Of course, the whole song is like an insidious district schools talent competition. The kids (who were Gen X, by the way) from the local comp are allowed a little rebellion before David, a sixth former or young teacher (and therefore a boomer) from the boys' grammar school, demonstrates what art and a privileged education can do for you. But those kids are the only ones to provide a moment of sincerity in this whole wretched mess.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac

“Hey 90’s kid, It’s me. Declan. I’m you from the future.” “Whatever” “Now listen up dick splash I’ve got something to tell you.” Young me grunts assent. “Do you know Fleetwood Mac?” “Course, creepy old dude off the Brits” “That’s him, well long long ago he had a band” “Yeah Dad has an lp of old people’s blues music” my younger self acknowledged. “It’s shit” “It got worse. Mac sacked off the blues guys and got in a load of Americans. They inhaled a fuck tonne load of cocaine and started copping off with each other, then they all fell out and made an album.” “Like ABBA” “Yeah but much much worser. The songs are inane, and the singer screeches like banshee”. "Is this the album where he has his balls hanging out? Dirty old sod" "I think they're clackers, not knackers" “Ok old man why are you telling me this? Shouldn’t you be telling me the lottery numbers or something.” “I am. The thing is your kids and grandkids all their mates think it’s the best album ever.” “No way dude!” “yes way dude! It’s catnip to them. They couldn’t top punk and grunge and play the blandest shit imaginable to annoy their parents." “That’s a fucked up world man.” “You don’t know the half mate, it all started going wrong when David Bowie died.” “Bowie’s dead? Fuck everything’s changed but at least we’ve seen of totalitarianism. What’s Kurt Cobain up to?” "And Rumours is bland so inspidily bland it's offensive, everything about it is terrible. Even the font on the cover makes Comic Sans look Helvetica” "A font like where they christen babies? There are different types in the future" “Yes different typefaces. Listen I don’t have long. You need to go round every charity shop, tip and bargain bin you can find get Rumours in vinyl (that’s what we call LPs now) they’ll be buttens but keep them long enough you’ll be quids in. But whatever you do don’t play it.” “Should I also get the cd they’re the future, man, should I get cds? …old Declan? … Hey man where did you go?” “No where did you go young Declan?”

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival

This is a James Last version of Trout Mask Replica. Non-Stop Chug-A-Lug Blues Rock Party. All the songs sound the same. In fact they all sound like the same Chuck Berry song played endlessly in a pub in the Isle of Man. And Manx Blues really sucks. It’s difficult to tell where one rumpty-tum bluesy boogie ends and the next begins. The musicians and singer are limited but those limitations lead to a few interesting moments. This band probably got worse as they became more competent so vacuous are the ideas. This albums inclusion is illustrative of the American bias in what is supposed to be a British book. Not everything the gatekeepers of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame or the Rolling Stone love is worthwhile. A very brief flash in the pan here and quickly forgotten, I bet they still get played at Trump rallys.

I nearly saw Motorhead not long after this lp was released. I was 14 and they played the Palace Lido in Douglas Isle of Man, a vast old dance hall that received new life in the 60's hosting the big rock bands of the day during the seaside summer. Gradually though the tourists stopped coming and the bands stopped playing. So by the time of my youth it was a lazer disco and now its a car park. Except during the TT race fortnight when it hosted a big metal band and Miss Wet T-Shirt Contests and 3000 drunken bikers. On the day of the gig me Dad rang the venue to find out when to pick me up afterwards (parents didn't take their kids to gigs in the eighties they dropped the, off and picked them up afterwards but never went in). Then he casually asked if there was an age limit - there was 15! I couldn't go. A year later I'd grown out of Heavy Metal and was an indie kid and far too cool to go. It's appropriate that this should pop up now since it's TT fortnight again and I tell you there won't be a band as good as this playing. Most of the metal albums on this list are pretentious noodling nomarks but there's no bollocking about with Motorhead. It's proper rock 'n' rool like garage or punk and all the better for it.

The Cars by The Cars

While the U.K. had punk and new wave America had this. And Boston and Journey. The awful last knockings of classic rock was shrill vocals, lack of harmony, keyboard flourishes and if all ideas run out fill the space with unwanted guitar frills The spandex clad glam metallers that followed must have heard cash tills amongst this ill executed cacophony. America produced some of the greatest music of all time in the eighties but it was made a long long way from the cars.

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