steely dan meets mr. tumnus
6.8 turkish delights out of 10
3.9/10 2 listens, decent vibe but ain't it for me, nothing that makes me want to come back to it
Kinda sucks kinda boring but Perfect Day is great in Trainspotting soooo 4.1/10
iconic, pretty solid, a few classics sprinkled in, YEP must be the police 6.8/10
not an attentive listen-through 6.2/10
solid ass piece of HISTORY this is some good shit. the hits are great and the rest of it is decent
7.3/10
not bad but not for me 5/10
i liked the part where the trumpet went like BRRRrrrrRRRrrr and the guitar went BWwwwAAaaanggGggg and the drums were all badumtssbmtsss tsstsstsskchkch tss tss kch and the dawg was all ccrreeaakkkk🐕🗣🐕🗣 5.7/10
Overhype + beatles legacy aside, what a great fuckin album 9.5/10
I weirdly really like it 6.9/10
I almost like it, this dude has like 29 studio albums so Im sure we let him cook and he's bound to release some bangers in his future, but for this one spoken epics to the strums of a citar weren't doing it for me
Season of the witch went kinda hard though 5.6/10
Classic jam, fun listen 6.8/10
Just very fine. New Year's Day fuckin bumps but overall its pretty lax and inoffensive and easy 6.1/10
Great sound, fun listening, style variety, havana gang brawl gets the people going, it's only left me trying to figure out who tf killed..... the zutons? 7/10
Cool sound cool vibe good groove 6.5/10
Nah bro this guy stinks. Meandering and boring 4/10
Kinda fun, Eli's Comin' favorite song, but the random tempo changes were jarring every single time and sometimes made it feel more like a broadway show than an album 4.4/10
NO clue what the album was about but interesting sound 4.4/10
fine but not my thing 5/10
Started kinda cool and chill but maintained snoozefest status until the end. Didn't bring in enough fresh and memorable sound or ideas, likely won't listen to it again 5.2/10
Pretty good album, interesting and a little strange, would listen to again 7/10
I think it's fine but also I sadly (irrationally) haaate the vocals and just dislike the sound. Droning and mushed together (probably on purpose) and not for me 4/10
Immigrant Song goes hard but the rest is a chill banjo sesh as I phase in and out of consciousness to the sound of incomprehensible wailing vocals somewhere off in the distance 6/10
1. Why is every single one of these songs nostalgically familiar
2. I went in ready to hate but I'm getting why these are kinda """influential"""
3. The Model best on the album
4. Not THAT bad 4.3/10
Very awful
It's got it all:
- These vocals annoy me
- Yo dude let's put this really funny loud song in the middle
- Blues
- I didn't think it could get any worse but then he goes and covers Downtown Train the boomer anthem
Both a bad album and also hits most of the things I don't like in music 1.3/10
Good ass album, just an enjoyable listen whole way through. What Is Life gets the catchy award, Hear Me Lord favorite song award 7/10
Me listening to tres hombres: 🛌🛌🛌🛌😃🛌🛌🛌😃(live)
I'm sure there's stuff to chew on here but not on my first and only listen 3.9/10
Honestly I don't hate it, kind of a nice mix up to listen to 6.1/10
Hard to come up with things I like about this album, which is surely part of the bit in this satirical take on music in the 60s. Counterpoint: pitched up voices aren't funny 1.5/10
Fine, jangly, decent 5/10
Not even the worst thing ever, catch me on a good day and I could listen to this again for fun. Weird but not in an annoying way 6/10
Neat but a little forgettable. It has layers, like an onion, but I also don't want to listen to it twice, also much like an onion. If I had to really dig for essential, I COULD SEE how it might be a vertebra in the backbone of all space rock made in the last 20 years, but yeah 5.8/10
Total banger in every single way, best song In My Bed 9/10
Boring and unessential 3.9/10
Something about these wispy backing vocals really gets me dude. I'm clearly missing something about the "best album ever created by mankind" but nah we're just pretty boring and a little annoying out here. I think I could actually fall asleep to this album 3.2/10
No thank you not vibing with this much. At random I couldn't tell you where each song lays in the album 3.4/10
Listen to that tambourine work good lord. Fun folksy jammers that are maybe a little too similar to each other 6/10
I used to listen to this mf a lot a few years ago so coming back felt pretty good. Someone Somewhere is a fucking siiiiick way to start an album, and Promised You A Miracle still bumps. Meshes together well but it's a lot more vibey and drawn out than I remember 6.7/10
I like an hour of jazz as much as the next guy and big ups to my boy duke but this was just an ok little unstructured jamfest 5/10
Decent listen, love the hits + tolerate the rest. The sound is pretty iconic while also being a little meandering, very likely won't listen to it again 4.8/10
Pleasant + chill listen. The spotify autoplay that took over after this album ended was more fun 5.3/10
I really didn't love the opening track and was ready for 2 hours of RnB, but then Have A Talk With God had some character, and Contusion was just cool af for no reason, and then the rest of the album just a solid fun rich varied listening experience. This steve guy is talented 7.4/10
Just fine, probably a pillar of music from the 60s or something but as far as a 2025 listening experience it's ok 5.2/10
Fun listen but a little forgettable 5.1/10
Decent listen, I always wonder if the meaning of morrissey's music is way more shallow than I assume or way more deep 6.8/10
Quality. Top rated 1001 album of all time, I'm not too sure about, but I like it a lot 8.2/10
Great album. Dirty Diana is 🔥 8.1/10
Cool sound but too chill for me 6.1/10
I definitely liked this more than I should have - just a good sound, tight focus, nothing extravagant but also nothing offensive to my ears 6/10
I love Christmas music more than most, but these were just nice little small classics from the 60s. Just decent 4.8/10
Great album, a little whispy sometimes which isn't my favorite but otherwise super solid 7.8/10
Vibey and kinda cool, Jennifer was so sick for no reason but otherwise Experimental Rock to Chill and Space Out To 5/10
Not great, an hour and a half of the same thing, until Fire Engine came along which was especially quite bad 3.2/10
Radiohead might be the #1 artist I've tried many times to get into but I just can't love, BUT this album was pretty sick even if it doesn't 100% crunch with me 8.4/10
Really not bad at all, has some stuff to chew on 6.3/10
BIASED REVIEW ALERT: I like this album a lot, it's pretty good 7.4/10
Yes, very annoying, but also, not that bad at the same time. Our melodic frontman Tom died at the ripe old age of 73 in 2023 4.5/10
Pleasant 50s noise. I like sinatra but I don't love sinatra 5.7/10
Decent, doesn't evoke any more emotion than that 5.7/10
Simple but not even bad at all 6.2/10
Hey chatgpt please turn these popular songs into elevator music except knowing 1001albums these guys probably invented elevator music before elevators even existed YO BUT THE KEYBOARD SOLO HALFWAY THROUGH LONELY AVENUE? still a 3.5/10
